where the helli is the new mario game?

where the helli is the new mario game?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    post it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What happens in this one?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        same as in the pic but not mario

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Reality hits.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anal

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        all_the_way_through

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Does it count as that if the pole doesn't go through his mouth?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you don't wanna know

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno,

          all_the_way_through

          and

          Anal

          make it sound kinda hot

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        basically a guy tries to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but he lands on a pole and it goes all the way up his ass and through his body.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I was wondering the exact circumstances. Wouldn't have guessed a suicide attempt from the top of a building.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          not just that, but the guy actually lives for a while before dying, so you watch a crying man slowly die while a metal pole is rammed through his ass and up his mouth

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            How does that not just instantly pulverize your internal organs? Those metal poles aint exactly thin.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              There was a fucktonne of damage externally and internally and it's a small miracle that he survived, yeah.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He ended up dying after a few hours, there's a follow up vid in the emergency room. I can't even imagine the pain I'd ask to be shot

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        weed psychosis, man tried weed and thought he was mario and tried to ground pound a goomba

        a tale as old as time

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nerve gas.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >post it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        goddammit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >post it

      KEK

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    mario if he liveleak

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's only been 5 years since Odyssey. Do you remember the 10 year gap between Galaxy and Odyssey? Needless to say, you're gonna have to wait longer buddy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is bait but I genuinely want to know if you actually consider 3D Land and 3D World unofficial.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Galaxy 2 is just a Galaxy 1 expansion pack, 3D Land is a 3DS Game, 3D World is a 2D Mario game with 3D gameplay. Odyssey was the real first original 3D Mario game since Galaxy.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You do realize galaxy is just proto 3d world, right?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            3D World has locked 3d movement and Galaxy does not, you really should look into this

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The funny thing is I’d still argue 3d world has way better movement than galaxy, the level design is specifically tailored to the locked 3d movement and you feel a lot faster than in galaxy, you even have more movement options, only thing missing is the triple jump and I don’t it’d fit 3d world’s level design, not to mention it’d get rid of vectoring

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >3d world has way better movement than galaxy
                that's true because of the power ups and not using a stupid controller this time.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is he ok?

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's about time

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They only do one 3D mario per console. Get waiting. This is partially why i'm not huge on the switch, they recycled the one game per console from the Wii U so they didn't have to make a new game for all these ip's

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they made Bowser's Fury, they're done with 3D Mario until the next console

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >galaxy on the Wii
      >galaxy TWO on the Wii
      SO MUCH FOR ONE GAME PAL... HAHAHAHAHAHA

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nowhere. there's no real mario in development.
    enjoy the next batch of golf, tennis, etc shovelware.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being part of the cleanup crew that had to lift the guy off the pole.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being the medical team that actually kept him alive for a while when he was in total agony

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he lived

      From what I recall they cut the pole down so it stayed in him until the hospital

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So not only did that gay stick a huge pole up his ass but other gays even showed up to turn it into a vibrator

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he died in hospital

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You probably think hospitals are magic doctors.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you live from having your entire body perforated, mr. hands died from just a horse dick doing that to his colon

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jumping down a building/bridge must be one of the dumbest way to an hero

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What? It's far and away the best as long as you're not doing some weak two story jump.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >bridge
      If it's relatively high into water, you're going to no matter what. If the fall doesn't kill you (which it might not), the drowning will since your broken body won't be able to swim.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you literally have cases like this moron still living and experiencing pain before dying
        same with getting broken bones and slowly sinking and drowning
        meanwhile a fucking gun just ends it immediately

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Or you end up a vegetable

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Or don't fucking miss and use a caliber that will cause enough shock.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            If you do the bare minimum research beforehand you're basically guaranteed painless instant death. SIGSW is by far the best suicide method, both for yourself and others. Not that you should have a nice day, that's retarded (in most cases)

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            No matter how you die it's going to be painful
            Suicide or not

            there's a plenty of ways to make your death completely painless

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >bridge
      If it's relatively high into water, you're going to no matter what. If the fall doesn't kill you (which it might not), the drowning will since your broken body won't be able to swim.

      you literally have cases like this moron still living and experiencing pain before dying
      same with getting broken bones and slowly sinking and drowning
      meanwhile a fucking gun just ends it immediately

      Or you end up a vegetable

      No matter how you die it's going to be painful
      Suicide or not

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        unless you die in your sleep

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          your mother certainly will tonight, unless you give me a (You)

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo hates Mario because they have to do something actually unique instead of recycling assets like Zelda.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's almost like making a whole new engine and assets with interesting level designs takes time to make

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You're gonna have to wait until the next official Nintendo hardware is released. They've been quiet because the company is putting their efforts into next gen releases. This is why BOTW2 is the last big Switch game that's on Nintendo's release schedule

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why don't suicidal gays just do it somewhere that isn't densely populated? you're inconveniencing others by jumping off a building like an attention seeking gay and some poor fuck has to clean you up on top of that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's impulsive behavior, of course they don't think about the consequences

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's impulsive behavior, of course they don't think about the consequences

      Pretty based to traumatize normalfags with your suicide
      Do it this way Anons

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      On the other hand, if you do it somewhere where people don't find you, you might cause a ruckus if any of your relatives attempt a search party of some kind.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    my mother has been dead for 3 years now, nice try

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      GIVE ME (YOU)S GODDAMNIT

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >blow your brains out
    >a psychopath bandmate of yours takes a photo and uses it as an album cover
    >become immortalized through it
    would you subscribe to such a fate, Ganker?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ok ik I sound retarded but is this real

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, the Norwegian black metal scene was wild. The funniest thing is that the guy who an heroed literally called himself "Dead". And the guy who took the photo later got murdered (in self-defense of course) by Varg Vikernes, who you should absolutely learn about if you don't yet

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >lose your child
      >crime scene photo taken
      >some autistic chud uses it for his breakcore allbum cover

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be dead. Either peacefully not existing anymore or enjoying whichever brand of paradise/hell turns out to be the real one, there'd be no reason to care.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Vamos

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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