not just that, but the guy actually lives for a while before dying, so you watch a crying man slowly die while a metal pole is rammed through his ass and up his mouth
it's only been 5 years since Odyssey. Do you remember the 10 year gap between Galaxy and Odyssey? Needless to say, you're gonna have to wait longer buddy.
Galaxy 2 is just a Galaxy 1 expansion pack, 3D Land is a 3DS Game, 3D World is a 2D Mario game with 3D gameplay. Odyssey was the real first original 3D Mario game since Galaxy.
The funny thing is I’d still argue 3d world has way better movement than galaxy, the level design is specifically tailored to the locked 3d movement and you feel a lot faster than in galaxy, you even have more movement options, only thing missing is the triple jump and I don’t it’d fit 3d world’s level design, not to mention it’d get rid of vectoring
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>3d world has way better movement than galaxy
that's true because of the power ups and not using a stupid controller this time.
They only do one 3D mario per console. Get waiting. This is partially why i'm not huge on the switch, they recycled the one game per console from the Wii U so they didn't have to make a new game for all these ip's
>bridge
If it's relatively high into water, you're going to no matter what. If the fall doesn't kill you (which it might not), the drowning will since your broken body won't be able to swim.
you literally have cases like this Black person still living and experiencing pain before dying
same with getting broken bones and slowly sinking and drowning
meanwhile a fricking gun just ends it immediately
If you do the bare minimum research beforehand you're basically guaranteed painless instant death. SIGSW is by far the best suicide method, both for yourself and others. Not that you should have a nice day, that's moronic (in most cases)
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No matter how you die it's going to be painful
Suicide or not
there's a plenty of ways to make your death completely painless
>bridge
If it's relatively high into water, you're going to no matter what. If the fall doesn't kill you (which it might not), the drowning will since your broken body won't be able to swim.
you literally have cases like this Black person still living and experiencing pain before dying
same with getting broken bones and slowly sinking and drowning
meanwhile a fricking gun just ends it immediately
Or you end up a vegetable
No matter how you die it's going to be painful
Suicide or not
You're gonna have to wait until the next official Nintendo hardware is released. They've been quiet because the company is putting their efforts into next gen releases. This is why BOTW2 is the last big Switch game that's on Nintendo's release schedule
why don't suicidal homosexuals just do it somewhere that isn't densely populated? you're inconveniencing others by jumping off a building like an attention seeking homosexual and some poor frick has to clean you up on top of that.
On the other hand, if you do it somewhere where people don't find you, you might cause a ruckus if any of your relatives attempt a search party of some kind.
>blow your brains out >a psychopath bandmate of yours takes a photo and uses it as an album cover >become immortalized through it
would you subscribe to such a fate, Ganker?
yeah, the Norwegian black metal scene was wild. The funniest thing is that the guy who an heroed literally called himself "Dead". And the guy who took the photo later got murdered (in self-defense of course) by Varg Vikernes, who you should absolutely learn about if you don't yet
I'd be dead. Either peacefully not existing anymore or enjoying whichever brand of paradise/hell turns out to be the real one, there'd be no reason to care.
post it
What happens in this one?
same as in the pic but not mario
Reality hits.
Anal
all_the_way_through
Does it count as that if the pole doesn't go through his mouth?
you don't wanna know
I dunno,
and
make it sound kinda hot
basically a guy tries to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but he lands on a pole and it goes all the way up his ass and through his body.
Yeah, I was wondering the exact circumstances. Wouldn't have guessed a suicide attempt from the top of a building.
not just that, but the guy actually lives for a while before dying, so you watch a crying man slowly die while a metal pole is rammed through his ass and up his mouth
How does that not just instantly pulverize your internal organs? Those metal poles aint exactly thin.
There was a fricktonne of damage externally and internally and it's a small miracle that he survived, yeah.
He ended up dying after a few hours, there's a follow up vid in the emergency room. I can't even imagine the pain I'd ask to be shot
weed psychosis, man tried weed and thought he was mario and tried to ground pound a goomba
a tale as old as time
Nerve gas.
>post it
goddammit
KEK
mario if he liveleak
it's only been 5 years since Odyssey. Do you remember the 10 year gap between Galaxy and Odyssey? Needless to say, you're gonna have to wait longer buddy.
I know this is bait but I genuinely want to know if you actually consider 3D Land and 3D World unofficial.
Galaxy 2 is just a Galaxy 1 expansion pack, 3D Land is a 3DS Game, 3D World is a 2D Mario game with 3D gameplay. Odyssey was the real first original 3D Mario game since Galaxy.
You do realize galaxy is just proto 3d world, right?
3D World has locked 3d movement and Galaxy does not, you really should look into this
The funny thing is I’d still argue 3d world has way better movement than galaxy, the level design is specifically tailored to the locked 3d movement and you feel a lot faster than in galaxy, you even have more movement options, only thing missing is the triple jump and I don’t it’d fit 3d world’s level design, not to mention it’d get rid of vectoring
>3d world has way better movement than galaxy
that's true because of the power ups and not using a stupid controller this time.
is he ok?
Yeah it's about time
They only do one 3D mario per console. Get waiting. This is partially why i'm not huge on the switch, they recycled the one game per console from the Wii U so they didn't have to make a new game for all these ip's
they made Bowser's Fury, they're done with 3D Mario until the next console
>galaxy on the Wii
>galaxy TWO on the Wii
SO MUCH FOR ONE GAME PAL... HAHAHAHAHAHA
nowhere. there's no real mario in development.
enjoy the next batch of golf, tennis, etc shovelware.
Imagine being part of the cleanup crew that had to lift the guy off the pole.
Imagine being the medical team that actually kept him alive for a while when he was in total agony
he lived
From what I recall they cut the pole down so it stayed in him until the hospital
So not only did that homosexual stick a huge pole up his ass but other homosexuals even showed up to turn it into a vibrator
he died in hospital
You probably think hospitals are magic doctors.
I don't think you live from having your entire body perforated, mr. hands died from just a horse dick doing that to his colon
Jumping down a building/bridge must be one of the dumbest way to an hero
What? It's far and away the best as long as you're not doing some weak two story jump.
>bridge
If it's relatively high into water, you're going to no matter what. If the fall doesn't kill you (which it might not), the drowning will since your broken body won't be able to swim.
you literally have cases like this Black person still living and experiencing pain before dying
same with getting broken bones and slowly sinking and drowning
meanwhile a fricking gun just ends it immediately
Or you end up a vegetable
Or don't fricking miss and use a caliber that will cause enough shock.
If you do the bare minimum research beforehand you're basically guaranteed painless instant death. SIGSW is by far the best suicide method, both for yourself and others. Not that you should have a nice day, that's moronic (in most cases)
there's a plenty of ways to make your death completely painless
No matter how you die it's going to be painful
Suicide or not
unless you die in your sleep
your mother certainly will tonight, unless you give me a (You)
Nintendo hates Mario because they have to do something actually unique instead of recycling assets like Zelda.
it's almost like making a whole new engine and assets with interesting level designs takes time to make
You're gonna have to wait until the next official Nintendo hardware is released. They've been quiet because the company is putting their efforts into next gen releases. This is why BOTW2 is the last big Switch game that's on Nintendo's release schedule
why don't suicidal homosexuals just do it somewhere that isn't densely populated? you're inconveniencing others by jumping off a building like an attention seeking homosexual and some poor frick has to clean you up on top of that.
It's impulsive behavior, of course they don't think about the consequences
Pretty based to traumatize normalgays with your suicide
Do it this way Anons
On the other hand, if you do it somewhere where people don't find you, you might cause a ruckus if any of your relatives attempt a search party of some kind.
my mother has been dead for 3 years now, nice try
GIVE ME (YOU)S GODDAMNIT
>blow your brains out
>a psychopath bandmate of yours takes a photo and uses it as an album cover
>become immortalized through it
would you subscribe to such a fate, Ganker?
ok ik I sound moronic but is this real
yeah, the Norwegian black metal scene was wild. The funniest thing is that the guy who an heroed literally called himself "Dead". And the guy who took the photo later got murdered (in self-defense of course) by Varg Vikernes, who you should absolutely learn about if you don't yet
>lose your child
>crime scene photo taken
>some autistic troony uses it for his breakcore allbum cover
I'd be dead. Either peacefully not existing anymore or enjoying whichever brand of paradise/hell turns out to be the real one, there'd be no reason to care.
Vamos