Where were you when you learned Nintendo “Adults” need bath toys?
 UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
 DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68 |
UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
Where were you when you learned Nintendo Adults need bath toys?
Where were you when you learned Nintendo “Adults” need bath toys?
UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68 |
UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
They post it you reddit (you)s moron-kun. Just like you.
I hate Reddit but at least the topic specificity is hard to beat.
a toaster is the ultimate bath toy
>Drop switch in tub
>Life stolen
Mind if I vent?
I have come to absolutely fricking hate vidya due to the amount of manchildren at my work.
They're all fat and balding and in their 20's, and all they talk about is video games.
why are you posting here then anon?
>Mind if I vent?
Yes, that would be pretty sus.
Anon is acting like a sussy baka, right now.
Why are you here? Doesn't the newest football game and celebrity news sound more entertaining to you? Maybe capeshit too?
Balding is a genetic issue. You can't really blame someone for it the same way you can someone being fat. They're gonna lose that hair no matter how well they take care of themselves.
>all men in my family were basically bald on top
>i still have all my top hair at 28
2 more years to go and i'll destroy everyone elses hairline for the rest of the generations to come
Do you look more like the milkman than your dad?
actually no, i look a lot like the rest of my family
that being said i've had a crows peak since i was 14 or my forehead is just big
Its not just that, it with fricking everything. Its like they are failed testtube babies.
>complaining about manchild rejects on a board full of manchild rejects
i've always wondered, can you even get hurt from batteries discharging in water or does the tech just kill itself?
>not having a relaxing soak and playing comfy vidya
Shig
the frick is that picture?
that's not a floaty stand is it?
did this dipshit turn the water on and put their switch in before the tub filled to get a pic?
why is an adult taking a bath?
>why is an adult taking a bath?
adults historically took baths you newbie
handheld gaming in a bathtub is godlike.
sadly my place only has a shower.
next one Im moving in to will 100% have a shower though. and a balcony (for handheld balcony gaming).
>next one Im moving in to will 100% have a shower though
yeah i figured it would
its the only way to get smash players to bathe.
doing something while taking a bath is nice. obviously taking an electronic device directly into the bath so you can drop it and destroy it is fricking moronic but when i did seasonal farm work and i'd come home with my arms and legs and back muscles fricking destroyed i'd set up my laptop next to the bath and watch some shows.
>nintendies taking a bath
nice try
>be me
>Get in shower
>wash everything
>within 5 minutes, finish
>dry myself with a towel and leave
Why can't more people do that?
My housemate is taking more than 30 minutes every morning to shower and shit and stuffs.
Stop hogging the toilet, fricking fricktards!!
>housemate
fapfapfap
i fricking hate furries
>housemate
roommate?
He's bong
no, housemate, I know you burgers are moronic and can't even use english properly even though you only speak 1 language.
But if the person is living in the other room, and not the same room as you, that's just a housemate.
>literally too literal
i don't think roommate has meant a single room in a long time, or at the very least i've never seen or heard anyone sharing a single room bachelor pad
I think its a holdover from college when roommates are forced, because living with an adult that wasn't your spouse was unfathomable in America when houses used to be available to anyone that made more than a paperboy.
Ahh, so you're coffee before shower. Classic maneuver
For me its
>get in shower
>contemplate life, the universe, and everything for 20 minutes
>wash self for 5 minutes
>dread reentering the cold and unfeeling world outside the shower stall for 10 minutes
>dry off and leave with 5 minutes left to put my clothes on and go to work
Also homosexual have you ever heard of shaving? Skincare routine? Brushing your hair? It's healthy to take a nice big shit in the morning too.
>Brushing your hair
>shitting more than once a week
Fricking lmao
I shit atleast once per day, usually more than once.
Dude PLEASE post what you eat in a day and how much you exercise. I have tried to into shitmaxxing and I literally can't shit more than once every four days. What's your secret
kino routine
I hate women so much it's unreal.
>girl told me recently I should be wearing large-sized condoms when our condom messed up
Felt good man
>shaving
If you need more than 1-2 minutes to shave, you're doing it wrong.
>Skincare routine
I don't use a single skincare product yet my skin is smoother than you Black folk.
Just blame your parents for giving you shit DNA.
>Brushing your hair
things that you can do in your own bedroom in front of your mirror, not having to hog the bathroom so others have a chance to use it.
But sociopath can't be considerate, can they?
>It's healthy to take a nice big shit in the morning too.
If you take more than 5-10 minutes to shit, you have intestine issue, probably cancer. Go have a nice day immediately before it's too late.
based as frick
frick sociopathic people with intestinal issues
Stop sitting on the toilet playing video games you degenerate
I wfh so I turn the heat in my place up high, get out of the shower, air dry and get to work bare ass naked. Commuting is for wagies
that's really dumb. even if he doesn't drop it the moisture content in the air will frick it up long-term
I had my first bath in six years last week and stood up too fast. Turns out your blood vessels contract from the heat and if you get up too fast you collapse.
Lost my vision and had lypay in bed dripping wet for 20 mins to recover. Back to showers.
H-haha what a soiboi, I-I'm definitely not browsing Ganker in the bath right now... h-haha...
post shower feet
I don't have time for a bath. Real adults don't have time to sit down for 30 minutes in water to accomplish something that a 2 minute shower can
What have you really got going on that you can't spare 30 minutes?
A house, family, social life, job, real hobbies
Try growing up and not playing Nintendo games aimed at children your whole life
yet youve wasted 30 minutes on Ganker
I'm fricking my wife as we speak
Holy shit, anon, you're assuming a lo-
>I'm fricking my wife as we speak
Nvm based
Let me blow your mind:
Put your phone, tablet or portable gaming device in a ziplock bag.
Bam, now you have a waterproof device.
Sadly, it increases your water and electricity bill due to the extra hot water you're going to use, but eh, it's worth it.
>Put your phone, tablet or portable gaming device in a ziplock bag.
Don't do this; your battery needs to vent gasses
These are grown men btw
Who cares. It's a bit childish but he's doing it in his own home
What is he playing?