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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden ring takes a dump all over this children's open world gimmick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring came out last year

    • 11 months ago
      DrawChad

      Looks like you're one of many to join the ranks of sub-intellectuals filtered by the masterpiece that is TotK.
      It has everything. Rich in story, scope, breadth, and complexity, Tears of the Kingdom has completely redefined the gaming landscape. In continuing and evolving one of the most storied and illustrious franchises in gaming history, TotK has shown once and for all that video games not only CAN be classified as high art, but SHOULD be. This is the standard that MUST be striven for going forward, lest future games remain perpetually in TotK's gargantuan shadow. The physics system ALONE is garnering collective gasps and whispers of "How the FRICK did they do it?!" from the gaming community; and not just the gamers, but the developers and creators themselves. NO ONE outside of Nintendo knows how this game accomplished what it did, especially on the hardware it runs on. It challenges the minds and intellects of its playerbase, tantalizing them with the notion that anything, truly ANYTHING, is possible, should the requisite intelligence and imagination be achieved and employed. Non-creatives and simpletons are unable to enjoy TotK because its majesty eludes them.

      Of course, none of this has touched upon the other aspects of the game, such as the mesmerizing story (a mature and sophisticated narrative that delves into themes of loyalty, honor, and love without being overly pretentious or vague for the sake of it), the satisfying, skill-based combat, the innovative and interesting crafting system, and the utterly breathtaking exploration of a colorful, vibrant world that draws you in with every new ruin, collectible, and secret discovered.

      TotK is magical. Incredible. A new high in the storied history of Nintendo, and gaming in general. We won't see another release of this caliber or technological sophistication in our lifetimes. I am so very proud and excited to be a part of it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. There are literal studies being conducted on how TotK was made. Nintendo did things that should not be possible, things that are baffling all other inferior developers. It is mind-blowing and you are coping hard because your Elden Shit you shill isn't anywhere near as acclaimed or technically sophisticated.

      TotK=best game ever made by human hands.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aonuma said that they actually found the game cartridge with all the assets while they were out on an expedition in the jungles of Peru.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i should probably play this game or watch a youtube playthrough just so ican jooin this shitposting it seems u guys r having fun lol

        both elden+zelda are shit btw

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey i recognize that writing style
        you are that moron that is in every thread screeching about how breath of the wild has all studious studying it
        LMAO

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          its a copypasta so yeah it isn't neccessarily one person but still its moronic and pretty easy to spot on.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave Zelda to me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there's indie of the year this will definitely win
      Real goty is rigged so not happening

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh there's usually an indie game on the GOTY ballot too. It'll never win but Geoff likes to make it look like it's not just a AAA masturbation session. If Hades 2 or Silksong don't officially release before December I can see Pizza Tower being on the final six next to, I dunno, RE4 and Starfield. Good games that had the misfortune of coming out the same year as Zelda.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Asuch as I like RE4 remakes shouldn't be anywhere near GOTY lists.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It should as it is the best game released thus far this year.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think that's a fair assessment but at the same time it will honestly likely be the highest rated non-Nintendo published game released in 2023 unless Todd really knocks it out of the fricking park with Starfield, so I think Resident Evil 4 genuinely needs to be part of the conversation as a matter of formality.

            https://opencritic.com/browse/all/2023

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't beat the tutorial because the game had weird input reading issues with my Xbox controller. Luckily I pirated it so I don't care.
      If you can't get the most basic thing like controller recognition you're sure as not getting my money

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron poorgay

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait until you hear how much I saved by pirating ToTK...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pirated
        Probably have a off brand controller, those don't work so well with PC, 3rd Worlder.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have a containment general for a reason:

      [...]

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what else is coming out this year that could be a contender?

      this might be it for me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know what's funny, I love both games, but if I were to say something completely impartial and based on my own personal assessment like, I think TotK is better than Pizza Tower, Ganker would absolutely lose their shit.

      Pizza Tower has more charm to be sure, and there is certainly more love and care poured into it, but Zelda is Zelda.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but Zelda is Zelda
        Phenomenal argument. Tendies really are known for their lack of self awareness.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but Zelda is Zelda.
        nice "argument", tendie.
        every single game reviewer who gave totk a 10/10 used the same logic.
        >yeah, it has a ton of flaws, but uh, it's zelda so automatically GOTY

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zelda is zelda
        Agreed. Some people just don't get it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can we agree that the closest game to GoTY is actually THE GoTY?

      I mean you can bet your ass the competition is rigged, so whether you like it or not, ToTK is "GoTY", but whatever comes next to it is the actual GoTY, specially if it's this thing , PT genuinely deserves it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think for many RE4make is the GOTY in their hearts since gameplay wise it is the best game that released this year.
        We'll see if it manages to take GOTY from Zelda, i think it might be possible.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        AC6 will deserve goty but will filter every moronic journo "critic"

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TOTK is the second coming of Jesus
    Why do mainstream media try so hard to push this narrative?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TotK isn't the second coming of Jesus
      why do Gankerirgins try so hard to fight the truth?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they're desperate to find some way to rationalize the fact that they're social pariahs -- naturally, it *must* be because they're just SO smart and have SO much more refined taste than all the ''''NPCS'''' out there. Being an unrelenting contrarian unironically gives them a sense of purpose and self-worth.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          this gameplay is fire

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >completely sterile world with ragdoll physics
            >thinks this is comparable to BotW/TotK

            God this website is embarrassment. So many dumb kiddies.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >making fun of just cause
              excommunicate yourself from video games

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you played it? It literally is. It's got the feeling of liberation like BOTW did with all of the bad things about TOTK removed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice slip

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it’s the truth

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battletoads

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this forced, artificial shit so much

    The review scores, GOTY status and future awards were decided the day Nintento announced this game and you know it

    Even if it was a literal Unreal Engine asset flip with link running across a grass field and hitting goblins with stock swordsman animations journalists would all collectively bust a nut and give it max scores

    Nintendo bonus must die

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody else could make this game anon. Other developers are baffled by it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I'm baffled too that modern game devs can't comprehend ubisoft open worlds, videogame physics or lego vehicle building.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name a single game remotely like it homosexual. All you can come up with is take one aspect and be like "w-well this game did one thing similar to it!" which will just prove you're moronic.

          But hey, keep sperging, I'm sure it'll work out for you.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Any open world game released in recent years

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you can't name a single game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please list out every mindblowing, revolutionary, gamechanging feature in this game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                As soon as you can find a single game like it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Any

                Open world

                Game

                Released

                In

                Recent

                Years

                You don't play video games.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                just cause
                goat simulator
                lego 2k drive

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy crap! this is goty for sure

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Using a high tier weapon on a basic enemy invalidates the fight
                Shocking revelations on Ganker today.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like bad balancing by the devs. moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                K. Very good take there buddy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I find it funny how defenders of totk pretend the combat is at any point better than that webm shows despite knowing perfectly well that's not the case.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >defenders of totk

                Nobody needs to "defend" TotK lmao, its literally one of the most acclaimed games ever made. You have to lie and invent bullshit reasons to hate it. Sad really.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what score will it have on metacritic without 10/10 from "outlets" with "nintendo" in their name?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not how metacritic works you brainlet.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                K. If that's what you believe then you keep on believing it buddy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just cause
                The closest game to it that you listed and it still pales in comparison.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                and how exactly is zolder better than listed games? try to use specific examples instead of buzzwords

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heyyyy look it's a bunch of features this game has but just a single one of them in each game, exactly like I said you shouldn't be doing. Good job failing at BASIC FRICKING PRESCHOOL READING YOU DUMB FRICK.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                better than elden ring btw, jesus how will tendies ever recover.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yooooo this gameplay fire

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy crap! this is goty for sure

                better than elden ring btw, jesus how will tendies ever recover.

                Yooooo this gameplay fire

                samegay

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you can't name a single game.

            Terraria is a much better open world game.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              2d Minecraft can never be better than anything.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's better than a movie game like TOTK, at least.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's b-better!
              Nobody asked for your opinion homosexual. Jesus frick man is your IQ stuck in double digits or something? How the frick is THAT your fricking answer to such a straightforward question?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not after 1.4 it ain't.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            garrysmod was doing the sticking shit together thing while you were still in diapers

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >all you can come up with is take one aspect and be like "w-well this game did one thing similar to it!"
              Bravo, anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo could enter an art contest against Da Vinci and win by just drawing a 4yr tier stickman. It's like watching a coddled moronic child being praised to high heaven.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tendies have unironically been comparing TotK to shit like Da Vinci, and calling it a "piece" in place of a game like it's hanging on the wall in the Louvre

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're legit mentally ill cope artists.

            Sounds like you just don't understand video games.

            I've probably been playing vidya since before your parents were born, sounds like you're just another moronic tendie with a limited gaming vocabulary who thinks if something is new in a Nintendo game, it's new, period.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're legit mentally ill cope artists.
            [...]
            I've probably been playing vidya since before your parents were born, sounds like you're just another moronic tendie with a limited gaming vocabulary who thinks if something is new in a Nintendo game, it's new, period.

            It's funny that you've resorted to replying to yourself now.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >get BTFO
              >start crying about samegays
              Every time. Now cope with "i-i-i-inspect element". I command you, dog.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How you could you btfo anyone if you're just talking to yourself?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >get proven wrong
                >stick fingers in ears and go LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
                At least you're living up to the tendie manchild stereotype.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>get proven wrong
                I don't even know what you're talking about

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you just don't understand video games.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why is this pathetic whimper always the go-to "argument" for tendies?
            >y-y-y-you just don't UNDERSTAND, MAN
            You sound like a 90s high school kid trying to explain shitty emo rock to their parents, it's fricking embarrassing.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >y-y-y-you just don't UNDERSTAND, MAN

              You literally don't. It's like trying explain the intricacies of the Mona Lisa to a child.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you get better bait? Seeing the same shit over and over is starting to get boring.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Getting your idiocy exposed is something you should feel ashamed about. But you lack that awareness.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you explain why this is impressive to me?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Falling barrels and seesaws were revolutionary 20years ago. You're literally too young and stupid to understand why and how the world is changing around you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >uses havok
                >people think it's black magic
                every time lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek frick off you moron you understand nothing about video games. Even when every developer looking at TotK is blown away, you - Ganker fartsniffer - can only cope by saying "I'm not impressed"

                lmao its like listening to a baby giving me his opinion on Apocalypse Now. Nobody cares about you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So it's impressive because they've never seen simulated physics before? The physics aren't impressive at all, GTA has been doing this for 20 years. What's impressive about TotK is the scope not the physics.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What's impressive about TotK is the scope not the physics.
                scope is also not really impressive if you don't magically forget they literally just copypasted everything from BOTW(physics included)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did they copy-paste the building and rewind mechanics too, moron-kun?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                those are 2 great concepts for a 1 man indie game, for a major AAA release employing thousands? nah

                I accept your concession, Fromslopper.

                any opinion that isn't your own can be dismissed without second thought

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                more or less yes?
                They came up with building by slapping random shit from botw together in the first place. And it just worked btw without programming anything.
                Recall is the simplest thing I dunno why would you even mention it.
                But uh I was answering to a post which said that scope is impressive not physics and you answer me with BUT PHYSICS THO
                lol? get a grip

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >building and rewind are physics systems
                Holy shit you are moronic lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >copy paste the whole map twice(one just inverted)
                >the combat 1 to 1 unimproved
                > the enemys with barely anything added
                > most of the side content(korokok even giving same rewards)
                >all rewards in totk are just clothing from BotW
                Shoehorning that fuse mechanic in is the only thing the dlc managed to do after 6 years and it's overcomplicating junk that doesnt even fit with the game style.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No the scope is impressive because of what is visible through the limitations not because of how much they made. TotK running on the Switch is a miracle when you consider Rockstar can't get GTA V to run on it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                GTA 5 looks like 3 times better than TotK tho? and deals with much more complex and realistic physics. Why the frick even bring it what?
                TotK is unrealistic cartoony game about cartoony shit going on in a slow as frick cartoony world with unrealistic cartoony physics.
                This idea of impressive because of "limitations" is coming from ignorance. BotW ran on WiiU which was even worse. Limitations here are jsut how basic everything is, how long loadings are or how shit despawns al lthe time. To make all this shit work nintendo sets HUGE limitations on the gameplay the yare trying to mask with buzzwords. In reality when you start to dig what actually interacts with what and how you'll realize that this shit won't be acceptable for ANY modern open world game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ten years to make BoTW. 6 years to make ToTk. I do hope they do the same thing with the next Zelda, but change it up a bit. Game still needs more enemy types, quest types and dungeons. I'd be perfectly happy if we got a BoTW 3.0 with more stuff in it. Trashing all of this work and starting over 16years of work would be devastating.

                If Bethesda, Bioware and CoD can get away using the same engine for 20years, then Nintendo should pump one more out for Zelda.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ten years to make BoTW.
                Development for botw began after SS so that's 6 years
                >6 years to make ToTk
                Development for Totk began in 2019 so that's 4.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >GTA has better physics than TotK
                This is the most laughably false statement I've ever read. Even GTA V dumbed down car physics to an incredible degree

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So if you understand that GTA B dumbed down car physics why don't you see how dumbed down TotK physics are?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to qualify a statement with evidence or an assertion anon. TotK physics are dumbed down... from what?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                from realism or any modern physics engine that's trying to simulate physics more or less realistically

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So in other words, you have no frame of reference for physics simulation.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                explain how totk physics are dumbed down

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The physics aren't impressive at all

                The absolute state

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally who. Show me John Carmack or John Romero blowing this game's physics and I will concede. I don't care what some moron California hipster modern games dev that has never actually coded before thinks.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the opinions of all these educated professional game developers doesn't count!!

                ~ said the Ganker fartsniffer.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >educated professional game developers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The absolute state
                ...of modern "developers"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yet another boring image that has been spammed along with the same tired bait
                You are so fricking dull.

                Can you explain why this is impressive to me?

                Don't bother, he's just going to come back with the same
                >You wouldn't get it
                Along with a trite and overdone comparison to high art.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You wouldn't get it
                Well I can dispel that notion by saying I understand why the fast inverse square root is impressive.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The hilarious part is that tendie has no idea what you're talking about.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh looks like you were right

                Falling barrels and seesaws were revolutionary 20years ago. You're literally too young and stupid to understand why and how the world is changing around you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They just talk out of their gaping buttholes like the programmed little drones they are. Admittedly that response was even more schizophrenic than I expected.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >y-y-y-you just don't UNDERSTAND, MAN

                You literally don't. It's like trying explain the intricacies of the Mona Lisa to a child.

                >I care what twitter thinks and says
                Opinion dismissed. Next please.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession, Fromslopper.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's like watching a coddled moronic child being praised to high heaven.
          oof, someone is bitter their parents didn't hug them enough

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of pic related.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nintenreddies start spamming muh goty bro

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you make this thread because your other one is failing?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >11/10 - It's a Nintendo game

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't get it, I played BOTW and was bored to tears. Why do people like this shit, even Adventures of Link was more fun than this crap

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are dumb drones

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I am a very smart and unique individual, unlike those dumb sheep. Why doesn't anybody love me?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A game like botw and TotK 8s limited only by your own creativity with the tools it provides.
      In other words if you're having a boring time it's because you're a boring person.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or I'd rather make better use of my time playing something that doesn't take hours of effort just to get a drop of dopamine.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go play a shitter game then.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that doesn't take hours of effort just to get a drop of dopamine.
          So basically you're saying that you're a child who simply wants instant gratification for doing nothing.
          Makes sense.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes, I forgot the other word for "game" is "work".

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              zoom zoom

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A game like botw and TotK 8s limited only by your own creativity with the tools it provides.
        PURE FRICKING NONSENSE

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish someone could explain what's so innovative about it? It's Garry's Mod slapped on the map of the old game. Is it purely the technical aspect of having a underworld as well as sky islands with fairly seamless transitions? I just don't understand why people are freaking out over this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish someone could explain what's so innovative about it? It's Garry's Mod slapped on the map of the old game

      You can't spout stupid reductive nonsense like this and expect people to take you seriously.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My response adds more value to this thread than yours. Explain it to me, please. What's so mindblowing about TotK. I'll wait. But it appears I struck a nerve by point out your game takes a concept that's nearly 20 years old now and made it more accessible to console kiddies.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I struck a nerve by point out your game takes a concept that's nearly 20 years old now and made it more accessible to console kiddies.

          Like every seething schizo you are clearly jealous of the game. You have no interest in having anything "explained" to you. You can only fester here making up your own delusional coping mechanisms "It-It isn't doing anything new!!"

          Kek

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your image tells me you're absolutely baiting me but I'll bite. I am literally asking to explain it. I want to understand because I definitely don't see it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              As someone who's not a fan of the game, allow me to explain where the hype is coming from.

              >devs are shocked at a game that doesn't need load screens to transition between the overworld, sky and underworld. this is a technology they don't understand because they're inept, and apparently only Nintendo has ever been able to do it in their eyes.
              >they ignore the poor performance and freezeups because they're lazy as well and hate game optimization
              >brand recognition carries the game heavily
              >alot of mechanics are being touted as amazing and innovative, like ultra hand and fusion and ascent. These would be fine things to praise, if the game was actually built around them, but unfortunately being an open world game there are too many solutions to a problem, which means the problems aren't challenging
              >the combat is hailed as epic and like watching a marvel movie, so of course game journalists would love it. They love that wacky epic slow mo that trivializes combat. it's more about the spectacle
              >speaking of triviality, they love that the game has so many handholding features, like auto save and fast travel.
              >also notice how not a single one has criticized the story. it's because they love easily digestible disney movies with no real depth.

              I still would give the game a 6/10, all things considered, but anyone saying that it's a 10/10 masterpiece might be blinded by fanboyism, unless they can at least understand why some people wouldn't like it, but they wouldn't be fanboys if they were reasonable.

              Everything that is great about BotW - the ungated open world, interconnected chemistry systems, player agency and freedom are all built apon in TotK with a far richer world, better dungeons and shrines, and insane amout of content and the developmer flex of the game's many new abilities.

              TotK makes every other video game look instantly dated and boring. The sheer amount of freedom and player agency is unlike nothing we've ever seen and its going to take other developers years to catch up.

              Going back to other games after playing TotK is painful.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and its going to take other developers years to catch up
                what a stupid sentence

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I must be playing the game incorrectly. The shrine puzzles are about the only thing that a mildly entertaining but having to travel all over the map dealing with all the other gameplay issues like repetitive and tedious enemy encounters that you have to sacrifice good items on or sprint while leveraging a quickly burnt stamina meter or ride a horse that they literally programmed to behave like a wild horse so it's tough to manuever. I mean that's a runon but I could go on and on about how tedious most things are in the game. They could have cut a lot of fat with a new map. The underworld is devoid of anything interesting and the same mostly goes for the sky islands outside of having shrines as well and the occasional miniboss.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                TOTK took a step forward and 2 steps back. It's frustrating that they didn't remove flurry rushing, or how they actually made the korok problem worse by making them even more braindead.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the korok problem worse by making them even more braindead.
                I really fricking hate the fat pack koroks. Every time I see one, I get frustrated and run past them even though the collectathon addict in me wants to do it.

                Has anyone found out what you get when you collect all the korok poops in TotK? Is it as bad at BotW?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Has anyone found out what you get when you collect all the korok poops in TotK? Is it as bad at BotW?

                You get a bigger reward

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's frustrating that they didn't remove flurry rushing, or how they actually made the korok problem worse by making them even more braindead.

                Neither of these are issue. There's frick all wrong with flurry rushing, feels great when I pull it off.

                And koroks remain the best collectible in gaming.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I want the game to have no challenge
                Yes, you told us already.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I want the game to have no challenge

                Trying to gaslight me won't save you. TotK is a pretty challenging game. Its generally considered far more challenging than BotW, which was already far more challenging than most Zeldas. Continue screeching, its changing nothing for you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >jump off ledge
                >pull out bow
                >take my time lining up my shot to ragdoll the enemy
                >run over to ragdoll and hit it til it's dead
                woooooow so hard

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what if you don't have any arrows?
                >what if you don't have a bow?
                >how is this helping you against multiple enemies?

                Go raid a monster camp right now and try this. Record and post it here. You will not.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                hmm wait what's your argument here exactly?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >totk is challenging

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                this gameplay is so epic

                >Red X

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >another red x
                I live the death markers in this game, you don't even have to argue because the webm you made just btfos your argument.

                Ah, nitpicking are we? Let's have a webm without a red X then.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >could only do the boss with near max heart containers
                >already lost a solid chunk
                Honestly, you keep on digging that hole deeper and deeper.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know why the player needed max health, but the boss isn't attacking him. Why?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Acting like the player taking gloom damage from simply not giving a frick about the gloom patches in the depths was from colgera
                Colgera doesn't inflict gloom damage. You didn't play the game lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no I promise I'm good the first boss didn't kill me even once you guys
                Also kek at your whole argument
                >the combat is too easy
                >*dies*

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally not even attacking him. I can forgive the first boss being easy, but it just straight up doesn't do anything at all?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Remember when zelda bosses atleast felt menacing and had memorable battle arenas.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. Not at all. Not Ganondorf, anyway. Even with all of the ways to cheese the fight, it's still much more menacing than playing tennis or him just slowly walking up to you and doing nothing in twilight princess

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. Not really anon. I think the last Zelda boss I actually struggled with at all was in Alttp.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                FELT menacing not that they are actually hard battles.
                Reading comprehension of Ganker has really dropped.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >stand 10 miles away from an enemy
                >jump 2 hours after it swings
                >WOOOOOW NICE TIMING GAMER DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR REWARD IS?!?!?!? button mashing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                doubling down on korok bullshit must be the biggest FRICK YOU in gaming history lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything that is bad about BOTW was doubled down on in TOTK

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Everything that is bad about BOTW was doubled down on in TOTK

                I've never yet seen a convincing argument against BotW.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gary's mod wasn't an actual video game anon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            but that's the whole argument tho? That you are making your own fun inside TotK and doesn't rly need an "actual game" because "actual game" is shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody plays garrys mod, anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They did for a very long time. Garry is a very rich man. Just because they don't play it anymore doesn't mean it wasn't hugely innovative and influential.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who's not a fan of the game, allow me to explain where the hype is coming from.

      >devs are shocked at a game that doesn't need load screens to transition between the overworld, sky and underworld. this is a technology they don't understand because they're inept, and apparently only Nintendo has ever been able to do it in their eyes.
      >they ignore the poor performance and freezeups because they're lazy as well and hate game optimization
      >brand recognition carries the game heavily
      >alot of mechanics are being touted as amazing and innovative, like ultra hand and fusion and ascent. These would be fine things to praise, if the game was actually built around them, but unfortunately being an open world game there are too many solutions to a problem, which means the problems aren't challenging
      >the combat is hailed as epic and like watching a marvel movie, so of course game journalists would love it. They love that wacky epic slow mo that trivializes combat. it's more about the spectacle
      >speaking of triviality, they love that the game has so many handholding features, like auto save and fast travel.
      >also notice how not a single one has criticized the story. it's because they love easily digestible disney movies with no real depth.

      I still would give the game a 6/10, all things considered, but anyone saying that it's a 10/10 masterpiece might be blinded by fanboyism, unless they can at least understand why some people wouldn't like it, but they wouldn't be fanboys if they were reasonable.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >devs are shocked at a game that doesn't need load screens to transition between the overworld, sky and underworld.

        The cutscene where you get launched into the sky or falling down the hole for 10 seconds into the depths dont count as disguised load screens?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a good post. Thread could've ended here.

        >devs are shocked at a game that doesn't need load screens to transition between the overworld, sky and underworld.

        The cutscene where you get launched into the sky or falling down the hole for 10 seconds into the depths dont count as disguised load screens?

        Normies are moronic and shitty lazy devs don't care.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        well put, I'm a fanboy and I feel partly pwned but also glad to be humbled. Valid critiques

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do people act like this statement is a put down to totk? gmod is a sandbox to mostly play shitty mods, taking the gmod shit and putting it in an actual AAA game built around it with puzzles formed around the construction shit is obviously going to be great.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The big developers know to stay clear of whatever year Zelda drops.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    E N T E R

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you idiots care so much about what wins some arbitrary award? At least it's an actual video game and not TLOU?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's the principle. Awards are a fricking joke and always have in any medium, but people will use it as an argument point when you try to point out the flaws in the game that got the award.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And you thought the snoys were bad.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Everything that is great about BotW - the ungated open world, interconnected chemistry systems, player agency and freedom are all built apon in TotK with a far richer world, better dungeons and shrines, and insane amout of content and the developmer flex of the game's many new abilities.

      TotK makes every other video game look instantly dated and boring. The sheer amount of freedom and player agency is unlike nothing we've ever seen and its going to take other developers years to catch up.

      Going back to other games after playing TotK is painful.

      I mean yeah, these are wacky and epic and it feels like you're being a heckin badass in borderlands, but this is basically you making your own fun. It's not a bad thing inherently, but it would be supplemented by the game actually having some challenge.

      Without challenge TOTK is basically a cinematic experience.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blaming the game for your lack of imagination
        amazing stuff, thanks for this insight anon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes? The game is so lacking that the main gimmick is some minecraft frickery. Might as well be an indie roguelite with a random level generator. This is Lazyness on nintendo's part.
          >Several years
          >asset flip
          >no content
          even majora's mask was a better asset flip, and in less time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LET YOUR COUNTRY
      >CONTROL
      >YOUR
      >SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cant you attach batteries to these things so they dont lose charge?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but the attached batteries also deplete.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    all these seething posts when totk is an amazing game, especially for its target audience, kids

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      depression trailer

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >could have just used the sky tower

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the game that got delayed because of Elden Ring?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll play it after I'll finish oot, majoras mask and botw, see you in two years and frick water temple

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play the 3DS version on CItra homosexual, the Water Temple is actually one of the best in the series especially compared to the braindead easy shit we have now. Great Bay Temple unironically great as well.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, the whole problem for me as a kid was failing to notice a hole in the floor when the water level changed. I actually restarted the whole game in grade 4 thinking I had softlocked myself out of finishing the temple.
        ...man.
        >that genuine loss of innocence upon realizing that, by breaking the seal, you're responsible for ganondorf taking over
        Walking through a ruined castle town filled with redeads was already spooky but the "all your fault" aspect hammers it home

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield will take GOTY this year.
    Tod always wins.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Zelda and all but you could not pay me to care about the Geoff Keighly oscars

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care either anon. But, it makes Snoys absolutely seethe knowing they don't even have a contender. So, I will absolutely use it as shitpost material on Ganker.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    here is your goty sis

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >red X on the minimap
      gave you trouble i see LMAO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >died at least once
      Every single time. Don't you have a single webm where you haven't died?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this gameplay is so epic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >another red x
        I live the death markers in this game, you don't even have to argue because the webm you made just btfos your argument.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this gameplay is so epic

      Is there a single thing this game or BOTW does that Elden Ring didn't do 10x better?
      Fricking disheartening that this is the direction they're taking Zelda now, I'd rather the franchise just be dead

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh heckin elden ring!

        kys

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is there a single thing this game or BOTW does that Elden Ring didn't do 10x better?
        About a hundred things because they're not very similar. Even in just content alone, TotK has 152 mini dungeons compared to 51 of Elden Ring, and they're a pretty similar length.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have decent hitboxes
        I assume, I haven't played either game but I did play BOTW and Dark Souls 1 (also Sekiro)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I haven't played either game but here let me offer my moronic worthless opinion anyway DURR HURR HURRRRRR

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dark souls 1 and sekiro have very good hitboxes. They just tend to occasionally go through walls.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sekiros hitboxes were mostly pretty alright just a handful of the grabs were a bit bullshit, in particular chained ogre and Emma

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Armored Core? It's used to be a niche game but we dont know how far it can go with FROM's changes.
    Starfield
    Spider Man 2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spider Man 2
      Let's be honest, that's the only game purely because Sony will pay to have it win.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think spider man 2 will be in the same situation GoWR was. It will be a decent game but totally unimpressive for anyone who played the first one.
        Honestly TotK should be like this too but nintendo cultists like to eat shit a bit too much

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I think spider man 2 will be in the same situation GoWR was
          A legitimately terrible game only propped up by fans and shills that will be forgotten the day after release?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just show how far the industry has fallen. when most mediocre game is least bad of the year.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Declaring GOTY in the first half of the year
    >Declaring GOTY before the last month of the year
    >Not decalring GOTY once every game in the year has launched and has had time to be digested. At the EARLIEST late January of the next yeat
    Why

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who can stop it?
    spiderman 2

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tears Of The Kingdom is literally one of the greatest video games of all time.

    Nintendo is good for two things:

    1) making the best video games in the world
    2) making Gankertroons shit blood.

    I am loving every laugh and will savour every moment of cope in the years to follow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get off to trannies lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based AF
      Troons are shitting blood and pus and feces into their diapers from their neoveganas at this game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        but nu-Zeldas are literally made for troons and even have pronouns in-game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every game uses pronouns dipshit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah thanks to you troony

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              And this is the kind of shit that makes the lgbt movement so strong. You stupid motherfrickers just going
              >t-t-t-troony!
              At literally fricking everything making trannies look sane by comparison.

              This is literally the same shit that allowed homosexuals to get a foothold in the first place.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baste

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.metacritic.com/game/switch/the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom/user-reviews?page=0
    >first 3 pages of "most helpful" reviews are either mixed of bad
    all the 10s come from Nintendo zealots or people who don't play any other games that don't come out on Switch
    it's obviously not 0/10, but 7/10 at best and I'm being generous

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Your whole argument is that it isn't hard and that you can cheese it yet all of your webms, except this one

    [...]
    Ah, nitpicking are we? Let's have a webm without a red X then.

    which still has you with near max containers but you've taken massive damage, have that red X.
    Hate to break it to you but you're only showing us that the game is too hard for you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're still not explaining why these bosses are easy to cheese. It's insane how little faith the game has in the player, and it just throws a billion crutches at them to help them for no reason.

      >cinematic slow-mo
      >pausing the game while menuing
      >infinite stunlock

      I'm sorry, this just isn't fun.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You're still not explaining why these bosses are easy to cheese
        I don't need to, if they were easy to cheese you wouldn't have died at all, do you understand how that works?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The lynel webm doesn't have a red x either, so explain that. You'd think a "SUPER AWESOME BADASS ULTRA CHALLENGING LYNEL" would've incurred a death.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean the one where you literally had to throw everything you had at it and still took forever to take it down?
            How does this help your argument exactly?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The enemy is a damage sponge for no reason, but he takes forever to retaliate? I think he attacks maybe once or twice in that whole webm. Far from stellar game design.

              >It's b-better!
              Nobody asked for your opinion homosexual. Jesus frick man is your IQ stuck in double digits or something? How the frick is THAT your fricking answer to such a straightforward question?

              You quite literally asked what open world game does it better, I gave you an answer.

              >name a single game remotely like it
              and I answered.

              >B-BUT IT'S NOT EXACTLY LIKE IT
              That's not what you asked. Or do we need to consult websters dictionary?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You quite literally asked what open world game does it better, I gave you an answer.
                No. I did not. Go back to fricking kindergarten and learn basic reading skills holy frick anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes ACgay keep seething for another 7 years on Ganker.

                BotW and TotK are considered two of the greatest video games of all time.

                Your dogshit 2D indie trash Terraria never will be. By anyone.

                Feels good knowing that you'll never ever get over this.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ACgay thinks his 2D indieshit pixel trash is somehow conparable to Nintendo's masterpiece.

                But thats because he doesn't understand anything about video games. Clown shoes at a funeral.

                >nobody would ever consider Terraria to be good
                Uhhhhhh, Zeldasisters....

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yea seems like a weird take to shit on Terraria of all things, given how it's a widely loved game receiving almost universal praise. It's nowhere near as impressive as ToTK but that's because it's comparing apples to oranges.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell us how Terraria inspired Zelda.

                You don't know, do you? Because you don't understand video games.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                For one, Zelda stole the concept of sky islands from Terraria, it stole the entire concept of an underground, fast travel, mounts, having multiple varied playstyles for combat, the list goes on and on. Only problem is that Zelda did all of these things worse.

                >Terraria's Sky Islands have actual rewards on them, and aren't just glorified puzzles
                >the underground is actually something you want to explore, instead of just a vast empty zone of poorly programmed enemies
                >mounts are actually useful instead of being garbage that you discard at the first sign of a cliff side
                >combat is much more engaging because you're not allowed to constantly shove healing potions in your face. also cinematic slow does not exist at all, you have to aim every shot accurately without crutches
                >flurry rushing does not exist in terraria, you have to earn every attack
                >almost no enemy in the game can be stunlocked, and will angrily pursue you regardless of your weapons or setup

                Hell, Terraria's approach to storytelling and NPCs is a hundred billion times better than what Zelda offers.

                >Hey Link, you're gonna take this korok and ferry him to his friend, and you don't get a say in the matter. you can pretend to torture him, but you can't actually kill him 🙂

                Meanwhile in Terraria.

                >hey player, I'm going to stand in your way while you're building a house, and there's nothing you can d-ACK!
                >*guide was slain*

                Re-Logic really understands me, since it was boring just setting up an environmental kill for these stupid NPCs, so they quite literally made a weapon designed to kill NPCs. Yes, I can quite literally stop being the hero and be an evil tyrant butthole that destroys everything and everyone. does Zelda let me do that, or does it restrict you to the story? What a shame.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only play REAL games

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Terraria still mogs both in gameplay and fun.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no I promise I'm good the first boss didn't kill me even once you guys
                Also kek at your whole argument
                >the combat is too easy
                >*dies*

                >an eyeball mogs most TOTK bosses simply by virtue of actually attacking the player

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >by virtue of actually attacking the player
                Which most of them don't, they just float around as you shoot at them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Legend of Zelda
                Tears of the Gankertard

                ?t=195

                >eyeball bosses don't attack you, they just float around
                >what? they become more and more aggressive the more you attack them? no that doesn't count!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Legend of Zelda
                Tears of the Gankertard

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Arthur's handler here, he wants you to know that you won.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Zelda stole the concept of sky islands from Terraria,
                Sky islands are a common trope in fantasy games with Zelda using it more than once long before Terraria was even conceptualised in games like Minish Cap and Four Swords.
                >it stole the entire concept of an underground,
                Again Zelda used this multiple times before Terraria but I'm not surprised you didn't know about subrosia.
                >fast travel,
                Same deal here Zelda 1 had fast travel.
                >mounts,
                Ocarina, four swords adventures, Majora, TP, oracles
                >having multiple varied playstyles for combat,
                A Zelda staple
                the list goes on and on.
                And most of that list probable either originates from Zelda or was popularised by it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sky islands are a common trope in fantasy games
                All about the implementation, and how you can freely visit them without scripted segments.

                >Again Zelda used this multiple times
                Again all about implementation. Subrosia is nice, but it's ultimately very restrictive in how you're allowed to explore it. The one flaw in the Oracle games was how you never got anything to swim through lava. Terraria pulls out lava wader drip and it's all cash money from there.

                >Same deal here Zelda 1 had fast travel.
                But was it customizable fast travel? Early Zelda games were okay about it, but you never earned it. With Terraria you had to make it yourself or put in alot of effort to find it. even the conches require alot of fishing.

                >Ocarina, four swords adventures, Majora, TP, oracles
                Problem with them is that they're kind of impractical to use. You call them, you initiate an animation, and then you can't use them outside of certain designated zones. If you can, they're not very useful. As much as i like Ricky and Moosh and Dimitri, they're no candy apache or lil' Fishron.

                >A Zelda staple
                Most of the time the combat is relegated to a secondary thing. The series was never about offering a challenge.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All about the implementation
                Then Terraria copied those Zelda games.
                >Subrosia is nice, but it's ultimately very restrictive in how you're allowed to explore it.
                It's really not, you can pretty much freely explore it.
                >But was it customizable fast travel?
                Then there's no comparison to be had. The closest thing to customizable fast travel in Zelda was the dlc thing in botw.
                >Problem with them is that they're kind of impractical to use
                Which they aren't you can pretty much just call them up anywhere once you've unlocked the ability to do so except in FSA where its a power up.
                >Most of the time the combat is relegated to a secondary thing
                Zelda has always has a focus on combat and exploration. It's only with botw that interaction has been a focus as well.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Then Terraria copied those Zelda games.
                The post was referring to TOTK and BOTW's implementation, as referred to by the article which stated that Terraria inspired these games.

                >It's really not, you can pretty much freely explore it.
                Not until the very end. You're blocked off from quite a bit of it. Not a bad thing, but I'd say it's a little less than Terraria's underworld.

                >Then there's no comparison to be had. The closest thing to customizable fast travel in Zelda was the dlc thing in botw.
                See, that's what i mean. BOTW and TOTK tried to mimic a mechanic That Terraria had pretty much perfected, and then they broke it. All they had to do was limit your fast travel, and force you to invest in it with time or money.

                >Which they aren't you can pretty much just call them up anywhere once you've unlocked the ability to do
                Which still involves a glorified cutscene of them coming and you climbing them, while with Terraria it's instant. The press of a button does it all. I can quite literally climb a cliff side with a horse because I can make it go poof when it's no longer convenient. Can't do that with a Zelda horse.

                >Zelda has always has a focus on combat and exploration.
                Wasn't exactly a highlight, considering that the games had a problem with not challenging the player, a problem TOTK and BOTW share.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >as referred to by the article which stated that Terraria inspired these games

                And you still don't know HOW. Because your IQ is room temperature and you don't have the first fricking clue about videos games, how they're made or what they actually are.

                What the developer is referring to is Player Agency. Being to craft your own solutions to adversity using your wits and resources.

                That is fricking IT. And the implementation of this concept in a real time 3D world is on another planet of programming skill and talent compared to a fricking 2D pixel art game.

                Clown shoes at funeral.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because your IQ is room temperature and you don't have the first fricking clue about videos games, how they're made or what they actually are.
                I do know that an enemy should attack the player, instead of just floating around and doing nothing. Seems like a good bit of game design. but I guess Nintendo slept through that class of game design.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I do know that an enemy should attack the player, instead of just floating around and doing nothing. Seems like a good bit of game design. but I guess Nintendo slept through that class of game design

                Why are you LYING? Is this how you cope? Just making up LIES? Yeesh.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Look for ways to cheese boss
                >Boss is cheesed
                Wow, who would have guessed?
                Nintendo should have really thought about people going out of their way to break the AI and sucking the fun out of the game instead of just not worrying about it. Surely they should have thought "hmmmm, what if this player simply did not do anything during this high intensity boss battle"?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I do know that an enemy should attack the player, instead of just floating around and doing nothing. Seems like a good bit of game design. but I guess Nintendo slept through that class of game design

                Why are you LYING? Is this how you cope? Just making up LIES? Yeesh.

                >w-well you cheesed him, of course he'd be easy
                lol

                >player grinded for every heart and mana star
                >has an entire arena designed solely to help him keep out other enemies
                >has the best weapons pre-hardmode (some literally require you to go to hell just to get them, so he probably sequence broke)
                >has a teleport system set up to get him to the nurse for an instant heal
                >he's STILL nearly dying every other moment

                This is how it's done.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This is how it's done.
                Being a hideously easy boss that you can just circle endlessly while continously firing that only hits the guy because he walks into him?

                You're saying that to be a difficult boss you need to simply take damage on contact?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The boss should make an effort to attack you, yes. This seems like a no-brainer. Not sure how this is controversial.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you seething so goddamn hard if you don't like the game? Just move on with your life instead of projecting your bottomless misery onto everyone else you homosexual underage edgelord

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                TotK is considered one of the greatest games of all time.

                Terraria is not.

                Continue to spend years of your life in Zelda threads crying about it. Hope you get the help you need someday.

                Terraria and Skyward Sword both released in 2011 moron.

                >because they missed the part where Terraria was fun.
                Because Terraria isn't fun

                Looks like the seethe is on the other foot.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure if you think laughing is seething.
                Meanwhile you're going to be here complaining for another six years.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sure if you think laughing is seething.
                Interesting that you say this. Would you leave the thread if I stopped posting? Or would you immediately find someone else to "laugh at"? It seems you have nothing better to do with your time, while poor Zelda just sits in the corner and collects dust, as is befitting of the game of the generation, right?

                Infact, let's test this out. This will be my last post in the thread, and we'll see if you leave the thread to do something worthwhile with your time, or if you decide to stay and continue to antagonize people by calling them trannies who don't understand game design. I sure hope you pick the former, because choosing to stay in the thread just to look for other people to seethe that, this would be quite embarassing for you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Would you leave the thread if I stopped posting? Or would you immediately find someone else to "laugh at"?
                Dude, if you left everyone would just talk about the game instead of mocking you.
                Did we really hurt your feelings that much?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just pointing out that they couldn't possibly have stolen anything from Terraria in a space of 6 months ACfgag. If you weren't moronic, you would realize this.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The post was referring to TOTK and BOTW's implementation,
                Which is no different than any other game with them. In fact there's almost nothing to tie it back to Terraria other than the fact that they have them.

                >Not until the very end.
                No you can explore all of it fairly early. Granted it does take a lot more effort but the same can be said of totk.
                Not so much Terraria however, the Minecraft building style generally makes it too easy to traverse the world.
                >BOTW and TOTK tried to mimic a mechanic That Terraria had
                Which it didn't, it doesn't share mechanics with Terraria by your own logic because they all function differently.
                >Which still involves a glorified cutscene of them coming and you climbing them
                None of them involve cutscenes. At all.
                >considering that the games had a problem with not challenging the player
                Let's be honest, you're championing Terraria, one of the easiest sandbox games to date that allows you to set up entire arenas to cheese bosses in. If you consider that a challenge then your argument is moot.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Which is no different than any other game with them. In fact there's almost nothing to tie it back to Terraria other than the fact that they have them.
                BOTW and TOTK tried to imitate what Terraria did, with seamless transitioning between the sky, the overworld, and the underground. Keyword being tried.

                >No you can explore all of it fairly early. Granted it does take a lot more effort but the same can be said of totk.
                Can you even skip the tutorial? BOTW didn't let you do it. It'd be crazy if they made the same mistake twice. So much for freedom.

                >Which it didn't, it doesn't share mechanics with Terraria by your own logic because they all function differently.
                The concept is the same, but the execution was what zelda botched.

                >None of them involve cutscenes.
                The player getting on a horse counts. Compare it to Terraria where there's not even an animation, and you're just instantly put on the horse.

                >Let's be honest, you're championing Terraria, one of the easiest sandbox games to date that allows you to set up entire arenas to cheese bosses in.
                The game is designed so that, even if you build an arena and grind for the best equipment, you're still gonna have a hard time. Try to hoard healing potions for example? Whoopsie, 60 second cooldown. Hope you can keep dodging until then. And if you're using the nurse, you better pray that you're quick on the draw, because she can die immediately to any stray attack, and then you die after.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BOTW and TOTK tried to imitate what Terraria did, with seamless transitioning between the sky, the overworld, and the underground

                You are mentally ill. Nintendo were not trying to copy 2D pixel shite son lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're right, because they missed the part where Terraria was fun.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                TotK is considered one of the greatest games of all time.

                Terraria is not.

                Continue to spend years of your life in Zelda threads crying about it. Hope you get the help you need someday.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >*recent thing* is the best
                i agreed but... what if i told you... there is a newer more recent thing coming out and it's going to be so much lit and hype

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                BOTH BotW and TotK are considered two of the greatest video games ever made.

                Terraria is not and never will be.

                You have been seething about this for 7 years. Year EIGHT will be starting soon.

                Hows it going for you?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                fr fr

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because they missed the part where Terraria was fun.
                Because Terraria isn't fun

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >For one, Zelda stole the concept of sky islands from Terraria
                reading shit on this board is making me dumber

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, that is pretty stupid. if they ripped off terraria they'd actually be good and have content

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Terraria and Skyward Sword both released in 2011 moron.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Zelda stole the concept of sky islands from Terraria
                Fricking hell are you 15 years old? Does your frame of reference no extent past things you've personally experienced?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BotW and TotK are considered two of the greatest video games of all time.

                By journalists, ecelebs, normies and "huge zelda fans". All people who don't matter.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only person who doesn't matter is you. Thats why you fester on this hentai pedo board, because your shit opinions would get you publically humiliated, laughed at and ridiculed anywhere else.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are so stupid you don't even understand what article you are linking was about

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you come here then instead of playing your Far Cry: Legend of Zelda?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The enemy is a damage sponge for no reason
                It's a damage sponge if you attack it at random without learning how to do most damage.
                It's kind of funny that you consider what you did "cheesing given how much of your resources it took when it can be done in half the time with less waste.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's kind of funny that you consider what you did "cheesing given how much of your resources it took when it can be done in half the time with less waste.
                The fact that you can beat him without taking damage at all is disheartening. Like you want the game to play itself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The fact that you can beat him without taking damage at all is disheartening
                So you consider every game disheartening? After all you can play all games damageless.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                One of the hardest enemies in the game shouldn't be trivial, that's all I'm saying.

                >b-but you used alot of resources
                Then maybe the game should punish me for it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it requires hell of a lot more effort to do it in other games. nice try though moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it requires hell of a lot more effort to do it in other games
                It really doesn't. Take souls games for instance, even after nerfs magic still breaks the game.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bullet sponge is good now! o-okay?!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a bullet sponge unless you fight it like a fricking moron and keep hitting it in places where it isn't actually vulnerable and take it down using what is basically charity damage for morons who can't hit properly.

                But good job outing yourself yet again homosexual.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and it just throws a billion crutches at them to help them for no reason.
        And yet you're still dying time and time again.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's sadly a childrens'' game. You have to place restrictions on yourself like Nuzlocke in Pokemon if you want difficulty with a fully functioning brain

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's sadly a childrens'' game

          TotK is far FAR more sophisticated in its game design and treats players with more respect and intelligence than any "muh-toor" game you can hope to mention.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >twitter screenshot
            zoom zoom

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ganker post

              zoom zoom

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You're still not explaining why these bosses are easy to cheese
        Easy? You went out of your way to collect all of the sage powers and collected a ton of lasers and you still took forever.
        That's not cheesing dude.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have no point
      all the webms show how easily you can cheese the bosses and how shit the gameplay is
      keep coping troony

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >which still has you with near max containers
      Colgera doesn't deal gloom damage, the heart containers there are irrelevant. Also are you just not supposed to even buy heart containers at all?

      you really are just coping at this point

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Colgera doesn't deal gloom damage, the heart containers there are irrelevant.
        Okay?
        No one said it did?
        >Also are you just not supposed to even buy heart containers at all?
        Anon, the whole point of your argument is that it's easy if that were the case you wouldn't have lost a third of your health.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Okay?
          >No one said it did?
          So why do you keep bringing up muh heart containers or the fact he took damage from an unrelated source
          >the whole point of your argument is that it's easy
          No anon. The point of the webms is that THEY LITERALLY DO NOT FUNCTION.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So why do you keep bringing up muh heart containers
            You do know the purpose of heart containers, right?
            >The point of the webms is that THEY LITERALLY DO NOT FUNCTION.
            If that were the case then you wouldn't have taken damage on the boss.
            How are you n not getting this?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If that were the case then you wouldn't have taken damage on the boss.
              He didn't take any damage from colgera or phantom ganon you stupid Black person

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He didn't take any damage from colgera
                You literally lost a third of health on it, unless you're saying you managed to get hit by every single enemy in the wind temple multiple times and just didn't heal which also defeats your argument.
                >or phantom ganon you stupid Black person
                You DIED to phantom ganon that's even worse.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You literally lost a third of health on it,
                anon, no he didn't. those are gloom hearts. colgera does not deal gloom damage.
                also that is not the wind temple
                you are defending a game online that you didn't even play lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but all enemies in the depths deal gloom damage.
                That includes bosses.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No they don't. The enemies that deal gloom damage have the visible gloom aura. Thanks for playing though, or rather, not playing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No they don't
                Yes they do. It's just a native feature of the depths.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Find me a single instance of him taking gloom damage from anything except the gibdo spawns which clearly are infected by gloom

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Emulated
                Isn't gloom broken on emulators?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but don't tell anyone.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but don't tell anyone.

                Gloom isn't broken on emulator. Also where are you even getting the idea it's emulated?
                You really are just coping at any opportunity at this point instead of just admitting you are wrong about bosses doing gloom damage in depths.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't broken on emualtors since like a week before release

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't even take direct damage from the bosses.
                What did you hope to accomplish here?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                5:17
                12:02
                >uhh getting punted off of the boss or taking a laser beam to the face aren't direct damage!!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                he takes damage multiple times
                just take the fricking l man and go actually play the game you're so hell bent on defending online

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >takes damage multiple times
                No he doesn't, he takes damage twice outside of the Gibdo fight and none are direct.
                You don't know how gloom works do you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >claim everything doing gloom damage is a native feature of the depths
                >um actually no it doesn't depending on this completely arbitrary critera i made up and don't care to elaborate on
                okay anon
                what boss attacks do gloom damage?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                everything doing gloom damage is a native feature of the depths
                When it comes to direct damage, yes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                everything doing gloom damage is a native feature of the depths
                When it comes to direct damage, yes.

                90 hours of game time here, there are no overworld enemies that do gloom damage other than the hands and phantom ganon, only in the depths will you find common enemies that do gloom damage.

                And if you are being cummed on by phantom ganon or the hands, then huge skill issue because that shit is easy as frick

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The anon was whining about how the webm of colgera literally flying around aimlessly not doing anything didn't count because he took gloom damage, which is moronic because colgera doesn't actually inflict gloom damage.

                Then he incorrectly claimed bosses in the depths inflict gloom damage, which isn't true and that also somehow invalidates colgera literally not doing anything

                Then he claimed bosses only do gloom damage on "direct" attacks, whatever that means, and then ignores him getting punted off of ghoma and not taking any gloom damage.

                Then he claimed the video of multiple boss attacks in the depths not inflicting gloom damage was an emulator bug, even though the footage was recorded on a real Nintendo Switch as shown by the dogshit video quality and the video description specifying as such

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                we don't type like this on Ganker reddit sir

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah now we're down to le reddit spacing being an argument

                Go play the game please.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no i have 0 interest in anything nintendo im justi n this thread poking at schizos with a stick

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I was merely pretending

                Sure you were.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i have no idea who you are i have not read single one of ur posts beyond the reddit spacing + this one

                >enter thread about thing he doesnt like, to garner reactions
                >gets called moronic for being moronic
                >"Everyone but me is a schizo"

                this is a schizo thread

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                is that why the ip count stayed the same on your first post?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                was first post

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How mentally ill do you have to be when you're feverishly watching the IP count like a paranoid schizo?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ganker x literally tells you when a post is a new ip, i didnt have to do shit lol

                sorry samegay

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                tell me what is my first post in this thread and i tell u if ur right go

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                all it does is mark a post when the IP count goes up, indicating a new poster entering the thread. the post you claimed to be your first post wasn't according to the IP count. i just know you're a lying homosexual, not how long you've been in the thread for.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >indicating a new poster entering the thread. the post you claimed to be your first post wasn't according to the IP count.
                which post is that

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the post you claimed to be your first post was not actually your first post as the IP count didnt go up. i dont know or care which post specifically was yours to begin with.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                link the post

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                we don't type like this on Ganker reddit sir

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                did u link the wrong one? that's not a claim stating to be the first post in a thread

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no that's the right one. you sure are defensive over being a samegay lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you claimed i stated being a first post in a thread and now you're linkin a post not making any such statement, you're literally having an episode and hallucinating or something

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah okay samegay. post from your phone ip next time, hope this was a valuable lesson in shitposting for you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >makes a nonsensical statement
                >even doubles down and makes up more nonsense
                >surprised he isn't getting through
                >gets mad
                gnna be honest not sure what ur angle here was, besides getting urself mad

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nonsensical
                ip count don't lie, sorry samegay. go bing bing wahoo on a different ip next time.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I. AM NOT. SAMEgay.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ye i know Ganker x i've been using it since 2015 along with several other uscripts for ricing but i still dont understand ur angle here, did u think that having Gankerx show a new IP post means you can see individual posters first post in a thread? Black person you FRICKING DUUUUMB holy fricking shit balls for real

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're mad, im not mad
                lol samegay-kun

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what do u mean by samegay? i asked u to point out which post you thought was my first post in the thread and you started making up some random nonsense about IP numbers and now you're just repeating "samegay samegay" as a mental cope for yourself

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                already told you it doesnt matter which post is your first because you outed yourself as a samegay. also for someone claiming to be in the thread to just "rile up the schizos" you sure are a riled up schizo lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm literally not trying to be some other poster in this convo, either you are confusing me with the previous poster you were arguing with or this is some serious mental gymnastics from your part, idk man but glad you're having fun

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ye i know Ganker x i've been using it since 2015
                Are you flexing over using a chrome addon too? Holy shit you're an embarrassment.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ganker x literally tells you when a post is a new ip, i didnt have to do shit lol

                Imagine this invested in a hentai pedo board. Frick sake lmao. I would tell you to have sex but that just seems redundant at this point.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Refer to

                You get off to trannies lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >enter thread about thing he doesnt like, to garner reactions
                >gets called moronic for being moronic
                >"Everyone but me is a schizo"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but you're here shitposting about a game you hate purely because it exists. That's not normal behavior and we're on Ganker, the place where no one actually plays games and just pushes people like you further into anger.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im the anon who has played 90 hours and Im continuing to play and Im _________having fun_________

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm slowly making my way through the game too but shitposting to rile up people while I do it is also fun.
                Honestly if Ganker didn't have a very exploitable hateboner for Nintendo I wouldn't even come here.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't come here for the almost porn tier waifu threads? Why?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have to come to Ganker for waifu threads.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dont worry anon, I know he's moronic and schizo.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i just booted up the game and went to the colgera in hebra and wasted my time actually trying to get him to attack me. none of his attacks inflicted gloom. not the charge, not the tornadoes, nothing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So basically
                >you can't die to the boss
                >you can't take damage from the boss
                >you can't take damage from a source that is not the boss
                >you can't have too many heart containers
                >you can't strafe left or right because that's cheesing
                or else pointing out the moronic AI doesn't count
                am i getting this right?

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *completely mogs zelda*

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed most of the dungeons in this game, but man the Spirit Temple really is just dogshit. That entire giant mech riding sequence was painful.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ACgay thinks his 2D indieshit pixel trash is somehow conparable to Nintendo's masterpiece.

    But thats because he doesn't understand anything about video games. Clown shoes at a funeral.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >nobody would ever consider Terraria to be good
      Uhhhhhh, Zeldasisters....

      kek based moron blown the frick out

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish you stupid fricking tendies could realize we aren't saying it's a bad game. It just isn't the fricking godsend you claim it is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      K. It objectively is though, from a technical standpoint. The sheer scope of object to environment interactions in the game is immense, the world is gargantuan in all three dimensions and it's full of actual things to interact with. Compare this to other widely praised games like RDR2 and it just blows it out of the water on everything but graphics (and arguably storytelling, but frankly RDR2's writing is mid at best and it's a rather subjective topic)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's fricking possible to have good qualities while still having bad ones. Delusional piece of shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The sheer scope of object to environment interactions in the game is immense
        HOLY BUZZWORDS
        More like sheer scope of the COPE! There are almost no interactive objects in the fricking environment. And what is there is basic as FRICK and not REALSITIC in the slightest

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playing devils advocate for red x guy here, if the fight is able to pot shot you in one hit but it still be able to be cheesed by rotating around it's still a bad fight. As much as I like a lot of what totk is doing a large majority of fights are avoiding a single instance of damage rather that a volley of many attacks you're expected to be hit by and learn patterns for, very much so in the early game. Sword play isn't really a thing when you have so many tools at your disposal, I'm never consciously using shields for blocking, nor am I thinking about positioning, I'm either running in swinging or making an opening to do so. But of course, the one time you do get hit it's either death or close to it. It instils a very passive playstyle in you where you always play range until the enemy takes a fall or gets stunned before you go in, land a few hits, retreat and repeat. I also just came out of a boss fight that let me stun lock it to death, not a single attack thrown out by the boss and bizarrely it's a fight where they strip your of your usual moveset so it was entirely in their control as designers. Games got a lot going for it but combat is not one of them.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Western devs are flabbergasted by how it was possible to code a game like this for such outdated hardware.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      baste horse harasser

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shit combat
    >shit puzzles
    >shit performance
    >shit graphics
    >no story
    >0 innovation
    >*by nintendo*
    >OMG GOTY
    truly the Apple of vidya

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    These people are being so dramatic lol, I've seen literally no one talk about this flop game.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TotK has it locked up because its only competition is some random sony moviegame

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realisticly? Probably none. I hope the new FF is good, but let's not kid ourselves, they released constant trash for a decade or more, why would I bank on 16 to be good? Other than that maybe starfield if it really comes out, it's probably the only one that has enough mass appeal.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about FF anymore except for weebs still clinging to the hopes that the franchise will return to its roots (it wont)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked FF7 remake but I think FF16 looks crap

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        FF15 sold like 10 million copies, FF14 is one of the most popular mmos out there and people love 7 so the remake will do well. The franchise is far from dead. Not as popular as zelda, but also not as unpopular as you make it out to be. That said it has been consistently trash for a while now.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are a lot of weebs out there

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    History will repeat itself.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what should I name the golden horse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never ever

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I named mine August

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ACgay spamming porn again
    Why am I not surprised.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My personal GOTY is RE4, but you'd be a fool to think Zelda isn't sweeping with a gorillion GOTY awards at year's end.

    My question is where Nintendo goes from here; do they just continue expanding on this map of Hyrule for BOTW 3, maybe bring back Dark World or Lorule?

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    elden ring DLC, or GTA6 if any of those comes out this year, unlikely tough.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what would make you think GTA VI will come out this year

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      GTA 6 won't come out until maybe 2025 at best, and even then the amount of pressure they have on them to "up" themselves while also leaning in towards the more politically correct space should worry every GTA enjoyer. I mean there's already rumors that you won't be able to frick prostitutes or the npcs won't have too "edgy" dialogues, etc etc. Remember how Blizzard devs said that they're trying hard to turn the company from the "boy club" it was earlier? Well one of the GTA devs said the exact same thing last year, the quote from the bloomberg interview: "One developer describes Rockstar as "a boys' club turned into a real company".

      Keep in mind that this now "real company" brought you all the garbage DLCs, money grabs and other shit for GTA 5 online. So prepare for disappointment over enjoyment when it comes to GTA 6

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        5 was already garbage so yeah

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Resident evil 4 remake unironically already has.
    When recency bias fades out it's gonna be clear who the real winner is.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Imagine being so seething that you post your pedo collection in the hope of having the thread deleted. Sad

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ToTK
    >Pizza Tower
    >Hi-Fi Rush
    Shit year salvaged by a handful of absolute GOATs. Hopefully 1 or 2 more games will add themselves to the pile.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you explain to me why you care so much which game gets these awards
    It's like the Oscars of the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, who cares what a bunch of people arbitrarily decide is the Best Thing? I mean obviously the people who make the thing would be interested, but why would you or I give a shit? Is it some sort of tribal thing? "Ha ha my favorite game won GOTY and yours didn't"? Is that really it?
    I legitimately dont understand.

    And for the record I haven't played Totk, probably haven't played any goty 2023 contenders

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snoys are going to be extra mad about this after the showcase.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    man i wish my game won GOTY i really need my feelings validated by the israelitestein media and it would really suck if my game didn't win the GOTY that'd be like the hollywoodsteins not appreciating my interests

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's your game?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        last of zelda: return to hogwartsring

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not even a Zelda fanboy, but that’s likely true. Its review scores are very high, and it is unlikely that another game will review better this year. Of course it’s possible. But unlikely in terms of pure numbers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tears of the kingdom was delayed by almost a year despite being done because elden ring released in 2022, and they knew it was going to get game of the year, so they pushed it to 2023

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elden Ring couldn't even compete with BotW never mind TotK

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because elden ring released in 2022, and they knew it was going to get game of the year, so they pushed it to 2023
        Actually it was pushed to 2023 because the latter half of the year was jam packed with games.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be "locked up" does that mean they bribed the most amount of money?

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and the boys, ready for some goblin cleansing.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's just ubisoft open world with nintendo name
    >genshin impact is the same game but free
    >it's just gmod
    If you play games instead of watching them you'll get the differences.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's very easy for normies digest with short burst of gameplay.
    >It has a crutch for every type of player.
    >Has bright and colorful artstyle.
    It's an Okay game but going as far as calling it GOTY is disingenuous.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you honestly think GOTY is some kind of objective measurable term lol - and even if it was, this will probably have the highest scores. it's all dumb and subjective

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >do you honestly think GOTY is some kind of objective measurable term
        No. what the heck gave you that idea.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >easy for normies
      This is something I don't understand. I've seen normalgays play the tutorial islands and they somehow managed to struggle with just that for hours. Once you're in Hyrule, it's a lot easier to brute force or skip shit that is difficult but the tutorial requires you to follow instructions that are given to you through dialogue normalgays mash through and the rest of the game requires at least a hint of creativity, both of which normalgays cannot bear with.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden ring shadow of the erdtree

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    was

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the goddess!

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield seems like the most likely candidate and Ganker's last hope. But considering its xbox exclusive, most of the Sonyshits here will be malding about that too.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you already know who will stop it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hogwarts Legacy
      Metroid Prime Remastered
      Resident Evil 4
      Spider-man 2
      Cyberpunk Liberty City
      Starfield

      Good year for vidya. I'm having a blast while you kids throw shit at other.

      In my opinion, Nintendo's new Zelda game is a masterclass in game design which should be taught in developer seminars. And probably will be.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        based kinofield enjoyer

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Todd himself probably posted this image is the best part. Outer Worlds is shit, but I will literally never give Bethesda money again after they tried to scam me on that Fallout 4 collector's edition.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >open world slop
        >tendieslop
        >remakeslop
        >capeshit slop
        >troonyslop
        >open world slop

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomer's first buzzword
          Just admit you don't like video games and move on with your life, I promise you'll be less miserable for it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >admit you don't like shitty AAA slop
            Yeah, I will admit that.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most of those are better than your favorite indie game. Cope.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >barren open world slop
                >better than anything
                >strawman
                >some of those games aren't even out yet
                >B-BUT THEY'RE BETTER BRO TRUST ME MARIO TOLD ME SO BING BING WAHOO

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BING B-BING REEEEEE

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >meltdown
                I accept your concession.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                TOTK still GOTY

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not, though.
                >B-BUT IT WILL BE
                Keep telling yourself that.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing and no one. Tears of the Kingdom is easily, EASILY, game of the decade. This isn't even a question. The scope of this masterwork is nothing less than breathtaking; it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that a solid foundation is all a work of art needs, provided it's in the hands of a truly capable artist.

    I've found myself audibly gasping each time a new mystery is unveiled, a new puzzle solution is presented via incredibly intelligent and nuanced environmental storytelling. This isn't your typical open world point-and-click game; this is an adventure, the culmination of what open world games have been trying to achieve for decades. The breadth of TotK is immeasurable; this is a game ahead of its time, and it has changed the gaming landscape forever.

    You'll see plenty of jealous detractors propping up mediocre attempts at encapsulating this wondrous, innovative step into the future of video games with inferior titles like Elden Ring, Horizon, The Last of Us, and other such shallow imitations, but for real fans of adventure, mystique, compelling narrative, and spectacle, Tears of the Kingdom stands alone. There won't be another cornerstone of gaming like this for at least a decade, if not more.

    I feel privileged to be one of the lucky folks experiencing this gaming Renaissance. This is it, lads and lasses. This is the first step in the future of simulated adventure gaming. I am so, SO proud of Nintendo for this momentous release.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it has a chance now. Even if it doesn't get as many 10/10s, people are having good reactions to it.
    Will at least win my GOTY probably, which is all that matters. Also, REmake 4

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Final Fantasy stopped being good 20 years ago.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And after 20 years it will finally be good again

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember when Final Fantasy's whole shtick was being the cooler JRPG series with the coolest music, and now look at it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >JRPG
            they said you're not supposed to call them that anymore

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry I meant to say Slant RPG.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is it really a shtick when it's true? 1-6 was much more advanced in quality back in the 90s compared to DQ, which fell behind very quickly until the Square Enix merger brought it back. The irony is that the merger then fricked up Final Fantasy for the next 2 decades.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              DQV is probably the greatest RPG on the SNES, which is saying a lot

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The greatest RPG on the SNES is Terranigma.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >look it up
                >not Nintendo
                >JRPG tranimeslop
                Quite literally couldn't give less of a frick

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just described DQV

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cooler JRPG
            check
            >cooler music
            check
            What was the point of that post lol?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That it isn't that anymore and that the latest game is the most bog standard, forgettable fantasy trash.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    tendies are so insecure and mindbroken that they need to spam this shitty article every day kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Studies, anon. They are fricking STUDYING how this game was made to this level of complexity and perfection. It literally should not be possible.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit bait copypastas, away with you bot.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOO IT'S NOT TRUE IT CAN'T BE TRUE
          Nintendo is superior to your favorite developer. Cry about it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nintendo hasn't even reached the level of Darksiders II, embarrassing really, lazy fricks.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Never played it but Nintendo games are obviously better.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                not really they don't even reach its knees

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      we've had daily TOTK doomposting for years before it released lol

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of seethe this game is causing is hilarious
    All because snoys don't get to play the greatest game of all time
    Hope you guys enjoy your movies LOL

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am liking the wells. There are very simple, but sometimes have quests and some neat stuff.
    It reminds me a bit of the secret holes in the grass in Oot and MM.

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the age of game criticism is going
    culminated in the onions b0i meme
    now it's pure slop suck

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ACgay is now arguing that climbing on a horse no matter how quickly it's done is a cutscene
    nobody is this stupid, he's baiting for (you)s at this point
    ignore, filter and move on

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo's new Zelda game is a masterclass in game design which should be taught in developer seminars

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the only critique haters can come up with is a very dishonest comparison to Elden Ring, which is not even in the same genre. But I really want to see these morons faces when Nintendo announces the switch 2 next year and Elden Ring is obviously on it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when Nintendo announces the switch 2 next year and Elden Ring is obviously on it.
      Is this the next tendie cope?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know how anti-tendies are.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think Nintendo isn't going to launch a new console after 7 years or do you think it's going to be unable to run Elden Ring even though the Steam Deck which is going to be over 2 years old at the time could?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >j-just trust me bro t-they're gonna announce the Switch 2 soon... My uncle's brother's cousin's son works at Nintendo...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring is actually the game that Zeldas used to be before they became ubislop for literal NPCs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Elden Ring is actually the game that Zeldas used to be

        lolwut?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >good rewarding exploration
          >puzzles not for morons
          >atmosphere
          >good story
          >interesting lore
          nu-Zeldas have nothing from that

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>good rewarding exploration
            Hehehe
            not for morons
            Haaaa... Hahaha...

            Hehehehehehe...
            >>good story
            HAHAHAHA
            lore
            AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              i accept your concession

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. TOTK has all of that.

            NEXT!

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              spoiler for TotK: it doesn't

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ER has good, rewarding exploration
            It's equally as useless as exploring in Zelda. The only honest differences are that weapons are breakable in TotK and you get more useable items rewards by comparison.
            >puzzles not for morons
            The only good puzzles are the hide and go seek questlines, I can't think of a single challenging puzzle in ER
            >atmosphere
            They have different atmospheres, both are good.
            >good story
            Only loregays care about the story in either case
            >interesting lore
            ER is more interesting if you don't mind reading your lore.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be cool. Nintendo fans are annoying and don't deserve a console with hardware from this decade but I do. Then again I could just buy a Steam Deck or any of the dozen other options.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh haters
      lol
      Waiting for the Switch 2 to be announced to play this at 60fps, have a Switch but don't want to deal with 30fps and the resolution seems worse than BotW in every single review I saw of the game. FE Engage will probably be the last Switch game I buy, have an FE itch at the moment.
      Anyways just wanted to say how funny it that now that TotK released people are finally admitting BotW had flaws whereas before they'd get so defensive over every single design choice but since the new Zelda is out and journos always act like the new Zelda is now the best one, tendies eat it up and regurgitate the same tired arguments. And for all of the marvel of the physics and how it runs without crashing I do not see the direct impact on the gameplay experience. Like yes, wow you can fall from the sky into the depths without loading screens and fuse and ultrahand do not crash the game. But how does that translate to better gameplay? It would be like praising particle effects or some shit in modern non Switch game. And everyone is saying Hyrule is for the most part the same. Idk, I would get giving this game a 10 if you skipped BotW and went directly to this but I know that is not the reality for most people.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i didn't subscribe to this blog

        It's not, though.
        >B-BUT IT WILL BE
        Keep telling yourself that.

        lol THE DELUSION

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Complain about your illiteracy elsewhere, catamite.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh wow we have a badass on the chans

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically Diablo IV or Starfield
    Un-ironically some random indy game about finding yourself as a transsexual anthropomorphic animal.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Starfield
      Kek. Bethesda games have been slop since Fallout 3.
      What makes you think this will be any better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >since Fallout 3.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slop.

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares about the yearly industry circlejerk advertisement accolades?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people know industry awards are shams but they also want their personal taste validated so this leaves them conflicted. They know they shouldn’t care but they can’t help caring a little.

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Todd Howard moron

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MUHHHHHHHHH m-muh SLOP
    >TENDIES TENDIES SNOY TENDIES SNOY SNOY TENDIES
    >durr hurrrr ELDEN RING
    >DUHHH BOTW BAD
    >LE ASSET FLIP HURRRRR
    >SLOP HEHE

    Holy shit shut the frick up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. accelerate.

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who can stop it?

    Easy

    Not this Time Nintendo Boys

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the worst part about Ganker is that it's impossible to have a genuine conversation. Nobody here has any real opinions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's an opinion - ToTK is to Zelda what Dragon Quest Builders is to Dragon Quest. It's a fricking toy derivative and not a "real" Zelda game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >TotK is like DQ Builders
        If it were a literal Minecraft ripoff that might be true, but even you know this isn't a critique because the games aren't similar... oh look at that you proved the anon's point.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based moron. The similarity isn't in ripping off minecraft, it's in taking an established franchise and just tacking on some sandboxy toy tier gimmick. Only ToTK actually gets praised for it because tendies are mentally ill gamelets.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >taking an established franchise and tacking on some gimmick
            You just described every mainline Zelda game LOL

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              True because Zelda never was good

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of butthurt Fromsloppers in here, eh?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only see it from Zeldagays. This whole seething over TotK stems because people do not want to argue over whether or not it is the best game ever. Most dismiss it as a good game and that indifference really pisses off Zeldagays. They want you to either love or hate TotK, for some autistic reason.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its mix of tendie manchildren and discord trannies, tendies want you to proclaim Zeldas as THE game of our civilization and no bit lower, if not then you're gonna get attacked by them and they go into overload seething.
        Basically what happened with ER, as you can see it completely mindbroke them till this day.

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it really is telling how only the goyslop making devs or other trash journo sites are wienersucking Zelda off.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its really telling how the only people who don't like TotK are a bunch of mentally ill Nintendo hating tweens on Ganker.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its easy.
        no one paid Ganker to shill it except few morons who still make these kind of threads every day seething

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Different people have different tastes. Only an unhinged tendie psychopath like you could think someone is mentally ill because they don't like a game you do.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's great and all but Elden Ring is shit and you deserve to watch your family die

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >average tendie is a psychopath
            water is wet.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Different people have different tastes. Only an unhinged tendie psychopath like you could think someone is mentally ill because they don't like a game you do.

          If I see a game which doesn't appeal to me, I don't spend hours on my a day in a thread screeching about it. Funny that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            there's no winning here
            it's either "you didn't play the game" or "why are you playing game you hate lol"
            kys

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The fact you're calling people "tendies" just gives away how seething you are. It's like you're jealous this game exists on a system you don't own. Sad.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The fact you're calling people "tendies"
                I didn't tho

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's like you're jealous this game exists on a system you don't own. Sad.
                eh? I'm literally playing it in 60 fps on PC LOL

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HEY GUYS I HAVE A PC HEY HEY HEY LOOK AT ME LOOK I'M A PC MASTER RACE SEE LOOK HOW COOL I AM
                PC (Practicing Cuck) "gamers" are a fricking embarrassment

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being Toddler right now
    >be so scared of ER you delay to next year
    >TOTK releases

    He either has to delay again to next year or accept that his last project before retiring gets 0 awards.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah if ER DLC releases this year its gonna absolutely wreck TotK and expose it as cheap DLC.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LE IMAGINE LE BEING LE TODDLER RIGHT LE NOW UWU
      Fricking tranimeshitter kys pedo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hello Todd

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have studies being posted?

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never understand fanboys.
    I mean, you guys could be playing other games, instead you're seething over Zelda.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't understand the repercussions of calling a mid game 10/10 masterpiece
      brainlet take

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, people have been doing that long before botw and TotK.
        Hell they're still doing it with God of War and Jedi Survivor, you're not going to change anything by seething into the void.

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