Who would win in a literal console war?

Who would win in a literal console war? As in, if the fanbases of the major console developers decided to literally kill each other?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disproportionate number of convicted felons on PS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all sexual predators
      I'm sure as shit not putting money down on the team that routinely loses to literal children in court.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox would win. An army of undead dudebros would arise from ancient graves to kill tendies and snoys.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all that dudebro training's finally gonna be put to good use

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all that dudebro training's finally gonna be put to good use

      >implying they would want to fight for the homosexual Phil who killed the dudebro lobbies in the first place

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guys who played Halo in the 2000s and are dead now for whatever reason?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In memory of Martin, the flag runner and my best friend.
        >Still miss you, bruh.
        >June 17, 1988 - December 19, 2009

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          F

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >primarily white first worlder adults age 25-35 living in a nation with legal guns
    Nintendo easily. We don't even let snoys across the border, and xbots don't have numbers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying manchildren and women have guns

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh yeah it's USA bro. More guns than people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >700 pound 40 year olds with the mental development of an elementary schooler
      >using guns

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't stop Boogie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Point," I conceded.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>700 pound 40 year olds with the mental development of an elementary schooler
        guns
        Yeah. Never been to USA? Almost every gravy seal is a turbo lard strapped with an AK

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo is immediately out of the race. The majority of the fanbase is children and women.

    Xbox has the most racist gamers so they'll be more aggressive.

    However, PlayStation has the most sport related gamers so they would be more athletic.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony fans are normies who don't even realise that a console war is happening.

    Xbox only sold like 6 units

    Nintendo wins by default even if their army is made up of toddlers and 40 year old toddlers.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox simply doesn't have the man power.

    Playstation and Nintendo are similar in numbers but the Nintendo army is literal children who play blip blip wahoo! and Tranimal Crossing.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically sony. Bunch of Black folk/90 IQ normalgays with access to guns. Nintendo is mostly children and autists. Xbox might have a shot against sony in the US but nearly nonexistent in the rest of the world.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on who has the most bloodlust and rage

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A swarm of browns vs whites vs children

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies due to their sheer numbers and unpredictable autism

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snoygays and Nintards are both equally hysterical, but there are way more Nintards than Snoygays. So Nintards would probably win.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't most tendies japanese women or something?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a good thread

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The world

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox users have guns and or balls.

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