Who would win in a literal console war? As in, if the fanbases of the major console developers decided to literally kill each other?
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Who would win in a literal console war?
Disproportionate number of convicted felons on PS.
>all sexual predators
I'm sure as shit not putting money down on the team that routinely loses to literal children in court.
Xbox would win. An army of undead dudebros would arise from ancient graves to kill tendies and snoys.
all that dudebro training's finally gonna be put to good use
>implying they would want to fight for the homosexual Phil who killed the dudebro lobbies in the first place
Guys who played Halo in the 2000s and are dead now for whatever reason?
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>primarily white first worlder adults age 25-35 living in a nation with legal guns
Nintendo easily. We don't even let snoys across the border, and xbots don't have numbers.
>Implying manchildren and women have guns
Uh yeah it's USA bro. More guns than people.
>700 pound 40 year olds with the mental development of an elementary schooler
>using guns
Didn't stop Boogie
"Point," I conceded.
>>700 pound 40 year olds with the mental development of an elementary schooler
guns
Yeah. Never been to USA? Almost every gravy seal is a turbo lard strapped with an AK
Nintendo is immediately out of the race. The majority of the fanbase is children and women.
Xbox has the most racist gamers so they'll be more aggressive.
However, PlayStation has the most sport related gamers so they would be more athletic.
Sony fans are normies who don't even realise that a console war is happening.
Xbox only sold like 6 units
Nintendo wins by default even if their army is made up of toddlers and 40 year old toddlers.
Xbox simply doesn't have the man power.
Playstation and Nintendo are similar in numbers but the Nintendo army is literal children who play blip blip wahoo! and Tranimal Crossing.
Realistically sony. Bunch of Black folk/90 IQ normalgays with access to guns. Nintendo is mostly children and autists. Xbox might have a shot against sony in the US but nearly nonexistent in the rest of the world.
Depends on who has the most bloodlust and rage
A swarm of browns vs whites vs children
Tendies due to their sheer numbers and unpredictable autism
Snoygays and Nintards are both equally hysterical, but there are way more Nintards than Snoygays. So Nintards would probably win.
Aren't most tendies japanese women or something?
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The world
Xbox users have guns and or balls.