Why are Bards so based?

Why are Bards so based?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *From a homosexual perspective

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m pretty sure their perspective on the class wouldn’t be different. Don’t see what a sexual preference has to do with anything.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't pretend that you played a real bard my Black person friend. Check out Everquest.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is that from FF14?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only bard class I found interesting were the ones in Pillars, because the song aspect is more engaging and relevant and not just a generic buff you toggle.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone fighting for their lives
    >instead of helping, just proceeds to play some tunes to offer the party a comfortable death
    >songs could either boost the parties morale or cause it to plummet based upon just the lyrics alone, therefore the faith of the party's sanity is in his hands.

    yh, that class is pretty based alright

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Bards are an underused concept.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I respect the man who fricks his way out of a problem more than one who fights.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Seethe more, homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think a pot should be calling a kettle black here gay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean you’re getting this mad at what OP likes. I’ve seen gay people that are less of a homosexual than you. Seethe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nah you're triggered because i insulted your precious wowclone
          kys xievecuck. go play your fotm monster hunter instead

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >wow clone
            Goddamn it…. You were actually doing decent so far….

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ffxiv bard aesthetics are top tier. the class itself? just kind of a lackluster support archer. disappointing. but credit where it's due, the homie is stylish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But Bard itself is amazing for practically everything. The Endwalker buffs have put the job in an amazing position. It’s right along side dancer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I refuse to believe we are at a point in the XIV meta where bards are anything but a waste of time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >great range DPS and party utility is a waste of time
          Are you fricking with me?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sort of. I remember the utility being not as useful as having literally any other class, but I haven't played this game since zoomers were twinkles in their fathers' eye.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        performance wise sure, i'm just talking about the feel of it. i don't personally enjoy the playstyle and i feel like it doesn't sell the bard fantasy very well. but i haven't played a bard since heavensward so who knows, maybe it's a lot more interesting these days.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        performance wise sure, i'm just talking about the feel of it. i don't personally enjoy the playstyle and i feel like it doesn't sell the bard fantasy very well. but i haven't played a bard since heavensward so who knows, maybe it's a lot more interesting these days.

        FF14 has a horrible version of Bard.

        The songs amount to little more than a normal fire and forget buff.
        Would be more interesting if they functioned more like auras that linger and you could weave between at least.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's basically every FF14 job at this point since the game has become a literal tasteless, personalitiless blob of throw and forget anything and everything, if things like AST are of any indication. Granted BRD was fricked from the start since they could not for the life of them design it properly even going from the copypasting of FFXI.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bards are only good for me to take a breather between queues, the concerts are quite SOVLful tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See xiv for homosexuals confirmed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          have you ever had fun, man

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >you're WRONG for not liking XIV
            You'd be less disliked if you could just accept the idea that XIV may have flaws and those flaws might outweight any positives for some people. No ones being contrarian or a boomer. XIV is just a product that has the capacity to be both liked and disliked. Not sure why that's so controversial around here.
            I don't like XIV because it feels like a single player game and the story gets in the way of the game for me.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t think he’s referring to criticism of the game, I think he’s just referring to the schizo that keeps spamming the thread.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              XIEVE is shit because of a lot of things.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like ff14. I think it’s pretty good, not great, and it’s okay if you don’t like it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well you're wrong. There's a time where I did like it but everything I loved about it has been ruined.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fair enough. The gameplay isn’t for everyone, but the music is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Uchikoshi Black folk really believe anything.

          have you ever had fun, man

          Yeah I played FFV

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bards were introduced as the Jack-of-All-Trades class in early D&D for people who wanted to multi-class or do solo-play
    >This gave birth to things like Yuusha-style MCs, Red Mage and Sage in early JRPGs
    >D&D allows multi-classing, so Bards devolve into a support magic class who get the reputation of being bawds because Charisma is understood as just good looks by low IQ players
    >VRPGs follow suit

    Which would you prefer: Traveling Hero or Singing Horny Man?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Traveling Hero or Singing Horny Man?
      If I'm RPing with friends, the answer is obvious. I've always felt Bard is the role for those who are comfortable with high levels of role play that don't mind a support role in combat. Wouldiwas Shookspeared is a better character than any generic fighter in the right hands.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I choose wandering, well intentioned, but lying butthole who occasionaly throws some sick riffs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ELORE HELP US
        >No but do more skillchains in my name

        Remake time!

        ELORE HELP US
        >Okay but only if I get to pretend I am useless... and we do skillchains in my name

        I wonder how it will evolve in this re-remake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not both?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think EQ had a cool approach which was making bard essentially a music mage. Instead of just dipping his toes into shitty arcane spells he had a completely unique spell list and musical skills replaced the usual spell schools, divination, abjuration, etc, which meant bard was totally unique. Extremely mobile but his magic only persisted for a short amount of time after he stopped playing. Very unique and dynamic and of course, hasn't been repeated in any game since.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Etrian bards (troubadours at the most basic) are fun:
    EO1 - gamebreaker tier for essentially infinite tp and hp regen, and practically permanent team str buff per battle in one cast
    EO2 - passable with good utility, exceptional at nullifying afflictions and easily enables Revenge Hexer who's broken beyond belief in the game
    EO1U - decent but I never played around with them much
    EO2U - gamebreaker support whose buffs allow dps units to bypass the diminishing returns of all -technically- universal buffs in the game, which they can also stack to ridiculous degrees, up to the point of allowing 1 main dps to do enough damage to oneshot the superboss

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