Why are people quitting XIV over the new patch?
Why are people quitting XIV over the new patch?
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Because they were expecting a major patch (0.1) worth of content in a 0.05 patch. The next major one is 7 weeks away.
Next patch is not 7 weeks away. Very likely to be like 16th of May or 23th
I was waiting for content at 6.3 but it was nothing. You fags told me everything was on 6.35 but there was nothing.
Next patch for sure
Buy the balloons!
"Everything" was Hildibrand, Deep Dungeon and MSQ for this patch. Not a whole lot but if Deep Dungeon doesn't keep your attention then I guess there was nothing. Can't have a home-run patch every single patch.
EW hasn't had a single "home run" patch yet. Even hardcore raiders got two shit ultimates back to back.
Hardcore raiders should commit mass ritual suicide in Limsa plaza
I caused a mass self destruct party by accidentally hitting my keybind on the way out of the room to use the bathroom and when I came back there was a bunch of people committing ALLAHU AKBAR on top and around me
>6.2
That was an amazing patch. Everything was good.
Good msq, variant and criterion, island, ultimate (?), so forth
I just joined this month, please don't leave
the game is in maintenance mode
gl finishing the MSQ before they shut it down
>Presentation said no expansion out this year
>Time between ShB and EW was 2.5 years
>EW launched in December 2021
>People just can't believe that the next expansion won't be out this year
Why are there so many people that can't do basic calendar math?
Actually their schedule is 1 expansion each year, EW was delayed due to covid so people just expected them to go back to schedule but that is like expecting people to go back to the office when they've proven they can work just the same or even better from home.
>Actually their schedule is 1 expansion each year
ARR: 2012
HW: 2015
SB: 2017
SHB: 2019
EW: 2021
why make up the simplest lies
He somehow thinks that's clever trolling. I don't know what it is about XIV that makes the trolls lose around 90 IQ
>ziv trannies mad gottem
>ARR: 2012
2013
>used to be 3.5 months between patch, now changed to 4
>5 patches between expansions
>this adds up to 1 year
No, it was never 1 year between expansions.
in my experience with wow, feedback on a patch isn't a feedback on that patch because no one plays just the patch.
It's feedback on the state of the game.
EW seems to be the laziest post-game content delivery so far. Island was trash after the first month, raids are too easy, Ultimates are just boring and overtuned, DD is just eh, its PoTD again and looks boring, story is meh, relics are TOMESTONES.
Might as well be a Y'shtola thread now that Barry is making all these anti-FFXIV threads.
More Y'shtola arts please.
How about a crossover Y'shtola?
>Crossover Y'shtola
Y'shtola and Jaina Proudmoore?
Crossover Alisaie with Y'shtola
https://vocaroo.com/1fAZLRalJno4
https://vocaroo.com/14faV1S4FsZW
>First one
The first half was absolute kino. Should have cut out the last half.
post-game content is always dog shit I just played launch shadowbringers and haven't played since. it's always boring as fuck outside of post-expansion MSQ.
>Raids are too easy
P8S is the hardest raid to date, at least in terms of dps check.
Everything else you said is mostly correct, unless you count 5.3 being E I G H T months long.
makes you wonder where all the budget is going
SB was the only expansion with good post launch content, all this hitching about EW is just exposing the newfags
For all of the self-proclaimed Heavensward oldfags that haunt these threads, nobody seems to remember how fucking barren Heavensward patches were.
My friend rage quit HW because he was really pissed 3.0 didn't end the Dragonsong war
That's because a lot of us that played back then hadn't completed everything else we wanted to accomplish like leveling alt jobs and whatnot. Game seems a lot more interesting when you can login every day and have some goal to work towards. But now when you've already completed everything you're interested in, patches only give you enough content to last for a week or two if you're only into some stuff like Battle content and don't really care about crafting or gathering.
Nobody wanted to level alt jobs back then because you needed to level two classes to get one job and cross-class was heavily weighted towards a select few casters.
>amongus graph
It's fucking over
dead game
Actual funny shitpost. We need more like this instead of the pathetic doomposting and "other game" posting.
This is the funniest shit I've seen in weeks on here. Also got the 14 digits.
Uhh that's just the steam numbers. More than 5x that use the official launcher so there are at least 10 playing.
the only post you need to see in this thread is if you just opened the thread, you can look at this post and leave
it's been like 2 fucking years since I last saw that pic
I lost all my artifacts from the /wowg/ shitposting days sadly. Thanks for saving this one.
You're having your delusions again barry
Yea but what option did you pick op and why?
In order of answers
>based
>cowardly fence sitter
>cringe
I would pick option 2 if I could explain more, but since my character just nods or clenches fist, I chose 3.
3.
Dead game
No content
E-celebs:
>bald white man how acts all chadlike but he's a crybaby
>lorelet fag who has melties over sabotenders and his brother's opinion about house
>Terf female who wants the extermination of all trannies and supports this by playing the antisemitic wizard game
>bald mongoloid who will never return to said game because it's better to react on reaction videos about reacting to random drama
>mr.brappy
I believe game will start healing in 3 months, after ff16 is out
>Terf female who wants the extermination of all trannies and supports this by playing the antisemitic wizard game
Zepla is kinda based
true but it's ironic when you think that ff14 is the chud game and she was "one of they/them" in spirit
>>You a terfy now because you're playing the most popular children book series in the history of the world
Now you're just being a gay crybaby for no reason.
Trannies play ffxiv.
Zepla plays game trannies play.
Zepla decides to play game from an IP made by someone who wishes chud genocide.
It's simple! She's a terf!
Harry Potter is a dogshit franchise whether or not it's terfshit.
*cast unmolestro on you*
You were no longer groomed as child
I loved harry potter as a child. I realized shit it was around the time the 6th book came out.
How did that Zepla chud drama turn out? Did she give in to the chud mafia in the end?
Posting unsolicited charity links in twitch chat was against the unspoken rules in the first place. The drama was fake outrage
I've seen 3 people now with "mare" in their search info.
What does it mean and how deep into discord degeneracy is it?
>He doesn't know
He knows.
I'm not him and I don't know
It means they use an illegal third party modification and are an easy report for advertising such in their search info
Late, but still:
Mare Synchronos is a plugin that lets you pair with other players and transmit to their screen the mods you have on yours, so you will appear on their screen however you want independently of in-game limitations.
It's genuinely very interesting for Roleplaying.
By interesting do you mean inserting futa cock to your cat girl? That's all the degeneracy I see.
All the wowfugees i know cannot do the new deep dungeon past the second boss. They all say some variant of "how can you beat this shit without addons??" while the regular XIV players saw the relic was the same step as last time and just means doing the same shit again.
no one believes your fanfic
Im just quitting over burnout. My relationship with FF14 is that I basically sub for 3 months, play it almost exclusively and then when the sub runs out dont even think about it for like a year. Its been like this for years
Basically this. I quit not long after I finished the EW main quest stuff, will maybe jump back in at the next free login event or something, get my fill and go play something else again.
Yoship quite literally tells people to do this.
I think people would be more receptive to it if there were more other games to play during XIV downtime but almost every genre's gone to shit or dead. They want XIV to take up more of their time because they have nothing else to play.
That's kind of my experience, I've noticed XIV has kind of become a retirement home game for all kinds of communities leaving their own games and genres as they begin to die out, especially in Japan. It feels like people don't have much else left to play.
>first 28 floors of new deep dungeon are a fucking slog
i can't stand this shit
>do your same rotation against 1 mob forever
>no real cleave
>cant kite
>can barely cc
wow amazing content.
>>do your same rotation against 1 mob forever
>>no real cleave
>>cant kite
>>can barely cc
>wow amazing content.
that's all the content in this game. every boss is a single target dance fight.
it's like they copied some of wow's combat but got lost 1/6th of the way there lol
Deep Dungeon filtered the plebs and they dont have any levelled crafters for the loporrits.
I have max BSM and ARM but I'm repulsed of gayy cute bunnies, I won't do their bidding. Fuck them
>absolutely love cute things
I'm eating good with the new beast tribe and the mount BETTER be the fucking moonhopper, and it BETTER have the silly little dance emote the one in the quest does
is this your first beast tribe? Ofc its the mount you get during the quests.
I have small doubts that they include the animation due to how busy/loud it is compared to earlier ones
Nah, they will. The interacts used in the quests are almost always the ones you get. The only exception is the Heavensward ones, I think?
Iogin to do daily chores, or login to do the same raid again and again
I'll take neither, I do feel bad for the people that actually do both. it's WoW addiction all over again
Animation update when?
>another FFXIV is dying thread
Lmao. Obsessed.
That being said, who taking a break from the game here? What else are you playing?
I've been mostly chilling with Deeprock Galactic, MH Rise, WH3 and going through my backlog.
>inb4 irony
I ended up really liking mnk after I played the job for a while now? What other dps would you suggest for me to play?
No one enjoys MNK so there's probably something wrong with you.
But try NIN.
Why does no one enjoy mnk? It seems like a pretty chilled and very forgiving job once you understand how to play mnk.
It seems to be fine to play, but I don't understand the entire having to delay Life of the Dragon rotation.
Samurai wears the same gear as mnk which would be logical to play as well, but I don't think they can use the same melds or some of the gear.
You BiS and melds are different for MNK and SAM, correct.
>but I don't understand the entire having to delay Life of the Dragon rotation.
There isn't really much.
If you just use Geirskogul before every second Mirage Dive, it will generally sort itself out because it'll come off CD around the time your buffs do.
>Why does no one enjoy mnk? It seems like a pretty chilled and very forgiving job once you understand how to play mnk.
It's only "chill" if you're not optimizing, and okay with dropping buffs here or there and clipping GCDs, etc. Optimal monk play has a fairly high barrier of entry because you essentially have three different burst windows you have to memorize and determine which one is the correct one to go into based on how much downtime the fight has had. You lose a GCD or two because a mechanic had you run away from the boss? The whole rest of your fight is now going to be different than your muscle memory because you have to adjust for that.
It's really not that "hard" once you get some experience and memorize the combos and when to use them, but you could say that about literally any job in the game. The high barrier of entry is the part that matters.
Monk's animations are fucking gay. Especially the run one it's hilariously bad.
>Optimal monk play has a fairly high barrier of entry because you essentially have three different burst windows you have to memorize
Incorrect. You have 2 bursts to memorize that you can freestyle around anyway.
>You lose a GCD or two because a mechanic had you run away from the boss? The whole rest of your fight is now going to be different than your muscle memory because you have to adjust for that.
Optimal drift is at best a 1% gain. PB can literally force your rotation back into cue and the only thing you'll miss is a few ticks of a DoT.
>The high barrier of entry is the part that matters.
This would be true if this was pre-EW. For whatever reason, FFXIV players find doing anything other than pressing 1-2-3 difficult. Branching combos and situational adjustments are basic concepts if you play literally any action game.
Shut the fuck up loser
Play DRG, we have buttons
Dragoon plays like something out of a Korean mmo
Looking at summoner, it doesn't look very good for your buttons whey they rework dragoon in 7.0.
Dragoon is pretty mediocre to be honest.
OGCD skills are annoying to deal with and they are not that interesting.
Jumps don't feel impactful at all and overall feel like you just slap enemies with a toothpick and not a big dick Lance.
Samurai and dancer were always my favorite dps.
https://vocaroo.com/18VPwRLQtA3j
filling up the stinky cat hag with cum until she bursts
more art like this
>artist known for his Y'shtola art, both solo or with the WoL
>one day decides it's time for shota NTR
What timeline is this, bros?
That's still the WoL, though.
>one day
Anon?
He also has several of her with a female WoL
Kinda looks like Ryne (forma de Zodiark Trancer) and Minfilia
Also giwtwm
me in the butt hearing her fart
>NTR
That's just a shotafied WoL, anon.
bro his ass is also big like hers
lack of naked catgirls
Transfer to Excalibur and join my FC!
I'm on Excalibur and would like more info.
We're a Ganker FC, everyone's super nice. We do content together pretty regularly, it's pretty easy to get people to go for stuff with you if you aren't afraid to ask in FC chat. We occasionally play other games or watch movies together as well.
I might change servers for this. Can I find you in ff14 general when I'm ready?
I don't post there super regularly these days, but if you're interested, feel free to hit me up in game any time.
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/2360801
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/freecompany/9236460623271952313/
Screencapped, ty anon.
>We're a Ganker FC
Hard pass
>tfw BRhemoth
;_;
got a CWLS?
Nope! I was originally on Behemoth too but left cuz my buddies there weren't really playing much. I started our FC here and ended up with a bunch of friends who transferred from other servers to join up and have a nice community now.
what else are you supposed to spend gil on?
if your glamour dresser isn't sitting at 800/800 then you're not even playing the game
I've just been sitting on mine personally.
I HATE ISLAND LAVERS I HATE ISLAND LAVERS
>Island laver
I unsubbed because the last major patch was like 2hrs of gameplay tops and it's not worth subbing for long content droughts only to get that little content.
Pounding Y'shtola while I shout GET PREGNANT and fill her womb
calm down Runar
I will not calm down until I have 3 or more kids with Y'shtola
I'm an endwalker babbie so I still have alot of shit to do, just did BA for the first time yesterday
grats, did you enjoy it?
Yeah I enjoyed it, very unique and only being able to die once (if lucky) made it tense, even though 6+1 groups seemed a bit overkill because bosses, besides Ozma, died in like 3 minutes.
But I guess the discord that organized it wants to make sure it's a success everytime.
if you enjoyed BA then I suggest going for DRS
it's tons of fun even though Bozja is lame!
Nice, gz. First time BA felt really special to me. One of my favorite mounts as well.
Game clearly peaked in Shadowbringers and had a good finish in Endwalker. It feels like FFXIV is over and they can't make anything worthy of what they already had. Going to the Thirteen felt like an actual holiday with you just sightseeing for funzies. I was half-expecting my character to have an ice cream cone in the next cutscene, and it wouldn't have felt out of place.
If I was SE I would put the game in maintenance mode and make FF17 A Reborn Realm Reborn with its own story but you can import stuff like PvP progress from FF14
EW patches are probably the worst state the game has ever been in.
>post-endsinger storyline is absolutely godawful.
they really fucked up by not having the old structure of climaxing at x.3, then building up to the new expansion in x.4 and x.5. the villain is doing nothing, we've had 3 patches in a row that end with golbez on the moon saying "mwahaha now my TRUE plan will begin." the protagonists are doing nothing. our only motivation is find Azdaja and we basically have made no progress
-pandamonium sucks, monster designs are boring and forgettable,
my finger slipped on the post button
variant dungeons were wasted potential. could have been fun content but 1 dungeon isn't enough to last a full fucking year
crystalline conflict is also wasted potential. i dont know how to fix it, i just know it was interesting for about a week when it came out but now grinding the FOMOpass feels like a chore
the lack of eureka/bozja type content for the relic is honestly painful. you can grind out each relic step in an afternoon if you're only doing one, and the only reasonable way to do them all is just spamming hunt trains constantly
alliance raid is honestly one of the better ones, but it's a one-and-done kind of thing. i'm interested to see where the story goes, though
havent tried orthos. deep dungeons were good to run with friends that weren't hardcore enough to raid, but HoH wasn't a huge change from palace and on the surface this new one doesn't look like it's changing the formula much either.
no blu, no crafting content like ishgard, too much focus on ultimates which are awful to try to PUG so you're at the mercy of one of the worst raid autist "communities" in the history of the genre. and of course the general complaints about class homogenization and boring gear
You got no bozja and no eureka because people kept complaining about them. Why every thread this has to be repeated. The relic being shit like this it's just the result of people complaining over and over about Eureka and then Bozja.
oh well ok thats a good reason to replace it with... literally nothing. especially since eureka and bozja are the ONLY thing anyone has ever complained about. like, what else could they do? it can't be helped
Yeah literally nothing was the answer. They tied up to hildibrand because they just realised that people don't want to grind through a content that it is like Eureka and Bozja. And reverted into something simple.
>no blu
blue only got an update in 5.45 in shb
and 5.1x
I meant a proper level cap altering update, but yeah
>have really interesting chapter in the dark world
>this patch completely ignores it altogether
>just get some cutscenes and a dungeon in the existing world
I like Pandamonium so far. Really the only disappointment to me is using Phoenix once again for a boss, though I get it's thematic to the story. Maybe the tree boss was a bit boring design wise as well. But one boring fight per tier isn't the worst. We're probably gonna get Athena as a final or penultimate boss and that seems pretty cool.
>look up what I can do after Sophia unreal
>both Mount Ordeals ex and P5S look like a nightmare
well that's about it for my endgame adventure, see you guys next Tuesday
That was me a few months ago
Mount Ordeals is piss easy, if you have problems with the twister section, just use the dorito strat, mark someone that knows where to go and follow him.
I can't deal with rotating shapes. My ass still hurts after Zodiark ex.
>Why are people quitting XIV over the new patch?
They aren't.
But how brave of you to try again after getting btfo for the 954th time this month already.
Lost Ark
Nothing to do if you're not a super casual or a raider. They've gotten rid of just about all middle-of-the-road content, who make up most of the people talking about MMOs online. Content is either nolife in that it asks you for weekly raiding commitments or nolife in that it expects you to play dollhouse - who are also the exact two groups of people that want jobs to be braindead and homogenised, coincidentally. There are only so many maps that can be run.
>Start playing the game a couple weeks ago
>Waste all my money on clothes for glamors
I can't stop
Because shadowbringers was peak. Anything after 5.2 is garbage.
Imagine still being subbed to this dead game
Imagine not playing the closest thing representing FF in anno Domini
I know this is impossible for wowcucks to understand, but this game is designed in such a way that you can unsub for a minute to go play other shit and then come back later when there's more stuff to do. You aren't supposed to live eat breathe and shit this game like it's your job. Anyone unironically playing this game like it's a job is a fucking gay. Anyone doing that with ANY game needs to have their adult card taken away and spend some time touching grass.
tl;dr GO OUTSIDE bro, DO SOME OTHER SHIT, TAKE A BREAK, UNSUB IF YOU WANT, BE FREE
>Less content that usual is okay because...
>Because it just is!
Define content.
In SB we had both Eureka and HoH. There were more sets for glam purposes. Did you not notice that the majority of EW sets are fucking recolours? They didn't add the second ShB PvP set, EW didn't even get one.
Also old events were better.
>only lists exploratory and deep dungeon as content
>lists glams as fucking content
As I thought, your opinions can be safely discarded.
Glam hunts are fun.
Exploration is fun. Deep dungeons are more fun than Extreme shit and Ultimate garbage.
>Deep dungeons are more fun than Extreme shit and Ultimate garbage.
>content I don't like isn't content!
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
Even raidtrannies don't like raiding, they do it for shiny rewards. That's why they all cheat.
Same with pvp. Cheaters galore because the game is just not fun
Oh yeah, that's why NA have more clears than JP
Retard
NA is too busy ERPing.
>Exploration is fun.
deep dungeon has no exploration.
Eureka had exploration.
found the seething bozjamoron, your content unironically made the game worse
Holy fucking zaysed.
>you can unsub for a minute to go play other shit and then come back later
Welcome to adulthood, gay, you buy a house, you're on the hook for it until you stop owning a house.
that's a final fantasy house, not a real one.
its the closest most of us are gonna get
love how people who normally consider housing "boring chudshit" and "second life garbage that isnt real content" suddenly care a lot when they can use the reality of its limited quantity to fight the otherwise solid proclamation that one can happily unsub whenever they want
You can unsub for 45 days actually.
well yeah you can unsub for like 1.5 months
It's kinda perfect actually, you resub for a major patch, unsub after a month, resub for the complementary patch and then unsub until the next major patch
>this game is designed in such a way that you can unsub for a minute to go play other shit
but what about people who don't want to play other shit?
touch grass, travel, spend time with your family, pick up a hobby, stop being an MMO addict
>You aren't supposed to live eat breathe and shit this game like it's your job
the good way to do this is with dense, interesting content that you don't have to grind endlessly. instead we have barebones skeleton content that you have to grind endlessly to unlock everything
just say the game doesn't have enough content that you personally are interested in doing. saying the game lacks content is disingenuous shitposting at worst or hilariously ignorant at best.
>just say the game doesn't have enough content that you personally are interested in doing.
NTA, but 99% of the content is just braindead chores designed from the ground up for stupid people.
Actual children's games like Mario offer more depth in their gameplay.
Anon you just described MMO gameplay in general, what's your point?
>XIV players are conditioned to believe this
lmao
But aren't you supposed to grind for mounts/minions/cards/cheevos/crafting mats for BiS/titles etc etc? Isn't this braindead chore disguised as "content"?
>But aren't you supposed to grind for mounts/minions/cards/cheevos/crafting mats for BiS/titles etc etc?
I can see why you might believe that if your first mmo ever was Wrath of the Lich King.
no it was champions online, then I moved to swtor before it became f2p, then I moved to neverwinter, then dc universe online pre-f2p, then ESO, guild wars and lastly Classic WoW
good thing i made value statements about the subjective quality of existing content, which clearly implies it's opinion based, and never said the game "lacks content." its almost like with basic reading comprehension, you can properly understand people without everyone having to couch everything they say in 4 paragraphs of disclaimers that this is JUST MY PERSONAL OPINION
>dense content that is interesting that you don't have to grind endlessly
such as?
>Sub for new patch
>Get less than a week worth of content
Yeah, no, fuck off bootlicker
>subbing for .05
filtered
Worse, I subbed for 6.3
All you said was
>but there's no content to play so i can do something else instead of playing this shit game
I sup on the tears of Bozjafags.
It's insane to me that people that hated Bozja and eureka think they're right. They were the most interesting part of the game.
Bozja was more fun than Eureka because of duels...
Modern MMO players don't want to play MMOs. They want a plate to spin that gives them a sense of progression and structure instead of having a hobby, the addictive qualities of MMOs only rather than any parts that give it substance. They don't actually want to play the game. They may as well pick up gachas. They'd play XIV 100% single player if they could, not even taking all the social elements or 'difficult' bits out of eureka wasn't enough for them.
>no they need to like my boomer mmo garbage they just HAVE TO
>even though every mmo that explicitly caters to me died over 10 years ago or has a total playerbase of 12
>BUT THEY JUST NEED TO BECAUSE I KNOW BETTER
lmao
Granblue does what you want out of xiv but better.
>popularity = quality
wow yeah i loved avengers endgame, truly cinema for the ages.
>NOOO! You don't get it! You need to cater to ME!!! What do you mean, what I want isn't lucrative because most players have moved on from the mindbroken garbage I enjoy? POPULAR ISN'T ALWAYS GOOD! I KNOW BETTER THAN THEM!
hee hee, ho ho
MMO boomers lmao
>i want to gobble up mindless garbage designed for the lowest common denominator
>i love to consooooooooom
Cry about it.
Yeah, that's right, cry.
We need fewer of your delusional, narcissistic ilk, so the sooner you fuck off, the better.
>everything should be designed with so much blandness and utter sterility that it appeals to the the most boring people alive
lmao. FFXIV players probably actually believe this too.
>NO I KNOW BETTER SHUT UP YOU JUST DONT GET IT GRRRR
Ha ha ha.
>no I am very special and I know better because I played a janky garbage mmo nobody liked when i was 8 and now i know what mmos should really do to be good
rumao
This expansion is for sure the one that has the most drama, the previous one have some but nowhere near as bad as this one. What could've possibly happened? What changed from ShB to EW that led to this?
hmmmm
more wowfugees thinking their opinion means something and that cbu3 should get on their knees to fellate their wishes
Hey, it's not my problem that they don't want my sub money. You're right, I can just find something else to play instead that respects my money.
OK. Goodbye
>Tfw i actually got so filtered by Deep Dungeon i bought Dragonflight...
Please no bully, i'm 34 now and need something simpler.
>I-I don't care about that piece of content so it's not content
The one remaining argument of the seether who insists the game is dead despite thriving and retaining players like 5 times better than any expansion before it.
>thriving
ahahahahaha
It literally, objectively is.
Endwalker has retained players several times better than all expansions that came before it.
r8 my miqo'te
cringegooning rn
Hows are the queues rn chudies?
>NOoOOO AAAIEEE THERE IS NO CONTENT ITS ONLY CONTENT IF I CAN DO GAY LITTLE FATES IN A DEAD AND DREARY LOOKING INSTANCE
If you can't communicate like an adult, no one will want to talk to you
You know its bad when their biggest shills like Zepla isnt playing that game right now
If you guys like Bozja so much, you can simulate a similar experience by doing fates in Ultima Thule all day. It's equally as fun too.
You never played bojza
I played a lot of Bozja for my relic, unfortunately
No mention of eureka? You did play it right? You're not just pretending right?
If I want to simulate playing Eureka, I'll go and play XI.
is it f2p or do i have to pay sub?
f2p on that chud server everyone tried and dropped. Sub on the official one because SE wants you to keep supporting their server since it cost them a penny to mantain it.
Horizon had 3.5k last night. That's 3k more than the next biggest server kek
Not more than official server. Of course it has more than other shitty private servers.
Yeah I tried retail, using trusts is fucking gay.
Yeah but i prefer that instead of doing Valkrum dunes from 10-infinite
I stopped accepting dunes invites after 23 to be safe, now I'm doing bibi and qufim. Hit 30 on my pld last night actually. I think it's fun, I don't care about any of the drama, I don't look at the discord. Here's something I witnessed in sandoria the other day
I stopped playing when i was too poor to affort a stupid axe on lvl 10 and i didn't want to kill 100 bats to exchange their stupid wings for like 10 gil
Conquest points dog. Selling drops on the ah dog. I don't do the crafter/gather shit.
What i do with the conquest points that i can sell on the AH?
You can exchange cp for good items in your home nation. You can use them, or sell them on ah for big money. That's like 5k right there. Also monster drops can sell for up to like 500 each. Stacks of crystals like 3-800
i was talking about a more precise answer. Like what item are you talking about. Because i didn't know there were items from CP that you can sell in the AH i thought they were only for (You)
Just look at what conquest items you can buy then look for them on the ah, you can see how much they sell for
>he doesn't like the dunes
Dunes are ten times better than the Crawlers Ass and Gargleshit shitadel.
>camp is behind the locked door
>fall in the basement anyways
>get gang raped by skeletons
I heard it shares a sub fee with XIV? I could be just creating imaginary scenarios in my head.
it doesn't, square enix hates the consumer so they'd never offer a combined deal like WoW classic, etc.
Eureka is a million times easier than 11, if you can handle eureka you will not even be able to open a menu in 11.
I’m going to log in and play blu with my girly friend tonight, compliment each others cute glams and run around my house in our underwear. Keep seething, mentally broken haters!
The problem the game is just stale and shit. They refuse to try anything new. Everything added is half assed garbage from other games that either flops completely or dies in 1 week.
Thats why they didnt report the game growing in their quarterly report
At this point they should just turn it into a porn game, because thats what it is. Otherwise nobody can justify a monthly sub for 4 hrs of, and ill be generous here, content released every 4 months
I liked it when Luckybancho blew you the fuck out and you went silent for like 3 or so days trying to come up with a retort.
>trusting chudbancho over squares own financial report
you don't even know how to read that financial report, gay
just like you don't know how to read graphs
doomsissies...
Are people surprised? The people saying that no one is playing XIV are the ones not playing the game. I am seeing in a fucking 6.3 patch on EU DC 100+ PF listining in prime time.
>it's all brothels btw
>blatantly lying
Its dead lil man
He is in Light, where everyone went after DC travel was a thing. No one is on Chaos pf anymore because no one wants to deal with the french.
Just keep saying it. Surely it'll end up being true someday.
It's just funny that EW detractors aren't bringing their best
>Seething Wowbucks
>Seething Ascianfujos
>Seething Bozjafags
Very low energy and sad.
?
>Unofficial source
This is like saying WoW isn't dead because some random site said it had 5mil players
Newgay-kun.
Yeah, I know about LB, but I honestly don't give a fuck what he reports. Literally no better than googling "most popular mmo" and believing the first link. Call me when Square releases some official info
>Yeah, I know about LB but I'm a doomchud so I'm going to ignore all evidence to the contrary and defer to my own doomdiarrhea as the facts
I knew that already.
>My evidence is from an unofficial source
How desperate are you?
Pretty desperate as square didnt report the game growing. Quite the contrary
link that report then
>urrrh sweaty that source isnt official and has been deboonked
>unlike my very official source: my anus
Registered users, not subs.
Yea, point being SE doesn't release sub info so Lucky Bancho is the closest we have to accurate.
Yeah, so if the only source you have for player count is from an unofficial source then why bother parading it around as if it's official?
Because as I said its the CLOSEST estimate we have
Luckybancho counts everyone who subs across a 4 month period. You do understand why that would produce an inaccurate tally of concurrent subs, right?
Yeah and you present it as if it's facts, which is dumb.
why expend this much energy to shit on the source used if there is no primary source and the secondary source uses most of the same metrics a primary one would
>Typing on Ganker is expending a lot of energy
You lazy fat fuck, go out and exercise.
Anyway, an official source would have actual, relevant data to parse from and wouldn't just be a rough estimate based off of available public data.
Yes anon the joke was that even the paltry amount of energy you spend complaining on Ganker is way to much.
I spend less energy than you, so why are you wasting your energy to complain about me wasting my energy? Do you really have nothing better to do?
Holy twelve year old
I accept your concession. Why'd expend so much energy to say nothing?
>actual, relevant data to parse from
frankly i think you're retarded if you think lodestone scrapes aren't "actual, relevant data" seeing as it's a direct database of all characters in the game
And official sources would have even more relevant data. And does anyone even fact check LB or is he word taken as gospel by the community?
Not him, but this is the only thing mention of FFXIV I found, which was discussed months ago
>And official sources
that don't exist, so caterwauling about their absence is a fucking waste of everyone's time to predicate all your skepticism on
>And does anyone even fact check LB
pointless, other independent data scrapers for the lodestone (github) return similar results to lucky bancho if done at or around the same time as his own censuses
The only thing I'm caterwauling about is you retards trying to push an unofficial source of information as a fact.
yes 27 million registered users in 10 years (wow reached over 100 million registered in the same timeframe lol)
Wow impressive
how tf that image is actually funny and the stupid bunny is just cringe?
Wasnt the number like 40k or something? Thats pretty bad considering how he adds everyone that has logged in once in a 4 month period. There also was a major patch. Its bad
Don't forget to buy new mogstation items that we spent time in instead if adding something to all players 😉
BANK SPANCE!? UOOOOHJ IHUR KANT TRANCE?
Turns out giving a Relic weapon away for basically free isn't a smart thing to do in terms of game design and certainly won't give players much to do for two months before the next patch.
CBU3 has so much effort and investment in XVI at the moment, its sort of very obvious currently in FFXIV's ongoing patch cycle.
What was your main job journey? For me it was
ARR:DRG
HW:BLM
SB:SAM
ShB:SAM
EW:AST/SAM/SGE
For the patches I've been SAM and switching to AST when firends need healer
ARR: WAR
HW: DRG
SB: MNK and SAM
ShB: DRK
EW: PLD
If I could do it all over, I'd probably go that route
i'm a boring asshat, I played mnk the whole journey... started a couple of months before hw's release..
ARR:pld until nin came out,then nin for everything else to this day, if they ever add mystic knight i might switch over to that if i like it enough
>ARR
Bard, holy shit it was really fucking bad
>HW
SAM
>SB
SAM
>ShB
SAM
>EW
Originally SAM, after Kaiten removal GNB.
I thought SAM was added in the stormblood expansion?
Anon started playing after SAM was added duh. You can unlock the job in Ul'dah.
Yep. And it has lvl 50 from the start so you can easily continue your adventure.
I started playing in SB.
ARR: SMN
HW: SMN
SB: NIN
ShB: SMN
EW: SMN
I mostly play RPR and GNB at this point though
DRG all the way through for mains.
Trying others at cap, of course, like SGE, RPR, DRK.
ARR: WAR
HW: DRK
SB: DRK
ShB: DRK
EW: PLD
You know, the Cecil special.
Tbqh now moving forward I don't know which to stick with.
ARR: WAR
HW: WAR
SB: WAR
ShB: WAR
EW: WAR
I'm a man of simple tastes
ARR: DRG
HW: DRG
SB: DRG
Shb: RDM
EW: GNB (SAM for savage)
>ARR: DRG
I started as Drg at launch, my static made me lvl BLM for Coils though. Which back then suckked cause cross class skills
ARR:MNK
HW:MNK switched to Ninja for the last tier of Savage
SB: SAM switched to Astro for the second tier of Savage
ShB:DRK and GNB lol
EW: RPR for MSQ switched to Ninja right after
ARR:BLM
HW:BLM
SB:BLM
ShB:BLM
EW:BLM
Only thing that could get me to change is they ever implement Time Mage, and the chances of this actually happening with AST around are nil.
based
ARR: SMN
HW, SB: SMN/AST
ShB: GNB/AST
EW: SAM/AST
Started raiding in EW as SAM, couldn't get PF spots so switched to DNC. Never did clear P8S though. Want to try healing in a savage. Internet connection in my current place is kinda dog so no clue if I could even raid.
Freesh free trial here, so far put the most time into archer and wite mage. The former just feels nice to play, ranged class with pretty rapid attacks and no pesky cast times. The latter is kind of boring but gets the job done and queue times are basically zero.
ARR:PLD
HW:PLD
SB:PLD
ShB:PLD
EW:PLD
And I cringed every time my wol tried to protect someone without using her shield. EVEN G'RAHA GETS TO DO IT, ME I HAVE TO STAND THERE COMPLETELY FORGETTING THE BIG ASS THING ON MY LEFT ARM
ARR:WAR
HW:DRK
SB:SAM
ShB:DRK
EW:BLM
6.35:WAR/GNB
yeah, I ended up going back to tank
I honestly don't remember.
PLD forever.
Black mage
Black mage
Black mage
Black mage
Black mage
Regards, formerly 42nd ranked black mage in the world at parse chud boards.
Started as lancer and always ended expansions as DRG. I sometimes switch if a job seems more appropriate to the current events
ARR: DRG
HW: DRG/DRK
SB: DRK/DRG
ShB: DRK/DRG
EW: DRK/DRG
1.0 ARM (didnt do combat at all)
1.19 LNC
1.2 WAR
2.0 PLD (only because it had oGCDs, which i enjoyed more than WARs lack of oGCDs)
2.x patches BLM
3.0 DRK (so fucking fun)
4.0 RDM
4.x patches WAR and RDM
5.x RDM (RDM wasnt enough to hold me on its own. didnt stay for patches)
6.0 RDM (tried SGE, was ok, but not enough to keep me playing)
ARR: SMN
HW: SMN
SB: Rdm
ShB: Rdm
EW: Smn
>Join savage reclear group cause static has real issues and cant play this week
>Minimum ilevel 625 for p6s
>Check logs everyone seems blue-purple
>Numbers start, summoner cleaves people on safe spot
>Summoner dies on sides/front on exchange of agonies
>Summoner doesnt know his position on dark ashes and runs around cleaving people
>Summoner fails cachexia
>I check again because I thought I saw wrong
>Logs still purple
>Median green but highest is purple on 13 clears
>Cleared p8s too
Do people seriously buy clears for savage? I knew people did for ultimates, but for savage?
Shadowbabbies and Endsperms when trying eureka
>w-WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE THE QUEST MARKERS WHAT DO I DO REEEEEE I JUST DIED AGAIN AIIEEEEEE
>NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING DRAGONS
I'm a shadowbringer and Eureka was kino. Really fun and actually forces to team up with people.
>steamcharts count tanking again after a recent patch
Not looking good sisters. They need somethint big. Another 2 hrs of msq and a criterion dungeon thats DOA wont cut it
FFXIV players are too stupid to understand basic statistics and have no idea how luckybancho census actually functions.
Yeah and if an UNOFFICIAL stats are saying that the game is doing well, imagine what would an official shit would say. Man people here are so stupid.
Your post doesn't address anything I said, which reaffirms my believe that FFXIV players are too stupid to understand statistics or how luckybancho collects data.
bro you literally fucked up on trying to understand graphs
no one is going to think you understand anything
I'm not worried whether or not people who are too stupid to understand statistics or graphics think I understand things. Their opinions are worth less than dogshit.
>I-I'm not worried whether--
kekking
No argument?
>describe a known logical fallacy to FFXIV players
>they don't read or understand it and then continue to perpetuate the fallacy
pretty embarrassing.
>zepla played genshin on patch day
>everyone is unhappy with the game
The end times...
So why didnt square report an increase in sub count like they did in november?
square cares more about reporting meteoric climbs and expansion-release numbers than they do month-over-month increases or decreases, mostly just to show off to shareholders, hence lucky bancho exists
Post the report.
Read their quarterly report. Everything is tanking, including xiv
Post it bro.
You're so confident in your conclusion, so post it for everyone to glean.
Go to their website dummy
Post it.
Come on. If you're going to argue something and hinge your entire argument on it, then post the evidence.
https://www.hd.square-enix.com/eng/ir/library/financial.html
Have fun. But i can save you some time by telling you that the sales are down, and there was no increase in sub count
>can't just straight up post the piece of information he's using as a basis for his entire argument as an image
whew
>So why didnt square report an increase in sub count like they did in november?
zivlets will never admit it, but it's because there wasn't one lol
peak barry humor
I play femroe
dream bigger
>n key is next to b
Guys, can you please lower the volume of your meltdowns? I'm trying to play the game.
my fellow doomsissies... i can't....
>game barely grew in 8 years
Yeah, its over
Lacha breja
Qrd on servers and datacenters please? Do they only affect who I see in the overworld, or is matchmaking for instanced dungeons/etc also server-resricted?
You can see people on the same world.
Multiple worlds on a same datacenter.
You can queue for dungeons, enter pf groups, etc... with people of the same datacenter.
servers just affect who you see locally in the overworld, instanced content is shared across the data center. server travel AND data center travel exist, so you're not as screwed by initial server choice as you might think.
Keep in mind you can travel to other servers and datacenters now
there are mods that improve jiggle physics?
where?
The only thing better than sex with a lalafel is sex with Alisae, not because she's hotter, but because she's actually a gigantic slut who will do literally anything you ask with pleasure.
How strong is a lalafell?
plains have a mild flavour but dunes are overpowering
>make all jobs fucking boring
>now even gameplay feels like shit and a chore
omg eukrasia so sovl
>now even gameplay
In all honesty the gameplay has always been bad unless you're a fan of WoW-like MMO gameplay with global cooldowns and rotations.
nooooooooooo wow has mah-fluid combat where I press 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 2 1 1 1 1 1 1 and I don't have to wait for each input.
I hope you didn't think I was praising WoW or it's combat. I said WoW-like because it's the model FF14 seems to be based on, nothing more.
Never forget what they took from you.
I can still feel my arm...
to be fair, nearly everyone in HW was playing DRK wrong anyways.
on single target boss fights, DRKs werent stacking Dark Arts with Dark Passenger.
With full tank stance on, and not doing that, I was purple parsing.
When I removed tank stance for half the fight, I was orange parsing, and didnt learn about the DPS increase of DA+DP until SB was almost out, and I stopped doing savages.
DA on every DP makes a huge difference in optimizing MP gains and what was best to use in the fight. So almost no one actually knows what HWs DRK was truly like.
wow that was hard
DYING HOOOOOPE
I will never forgive them for butchering my job.
Chief I won't lie to you I'm glad almost all of those are dead. Dark Passenger tongues my anus. Everything of value can be restored with animation mods.
ZASED.
The only thing I miss is the animations, but the actual abilities were dogwater.
Hopefully not.
If the abilities were such dog shit, why did they give them to war after applying a different coat of paint?
remember when they gave WAR scourge and dark arts
because it's easy and UNIRONICALLY if you homonize them both is easier for one of them to not be OP. But again DRK is the best tank in the game so even if they fucked up both identity SE can't still do a good job.
The game is actually dead
>unofficial source claims something grows or stays steady from the last time
>i-it doesn't count because urrrh the qualifications and period are too broad
bro if the method remains the same, then the outcome still allows you to glean growth or not
>then the outcome still allows you to glean growth or not
assuming all else is equal, yeah.
obviously something like the number of patches releasing within that period could skew results, though, and you would need to control for variables like that.
>can't talk about xiv in the general because the drama posting is so bad that mods had to tell them to cut it the fuck out
>can't talk about xiv on Ganker because it's nothing but doomposting (You) farmers
I hate you gays so much.
/pet
ExCUSE me, did you just infantilise me with your actions?!
I am a proud, ADULT lalafell and I WILL be respected!
Adults get raped.
Cute chocolala
>talking about the flaws of a game is now disregarded and called """"doomposting""""
Since when is like this? Or this only happens with this fcking game?
Disingenuous retard.
You're angry because what i said is true.
Tbqh in any other game someone points a flaw both person nod that it's shit and continue with their lifes. With this fcking game if someone dares to say something like that there's like 20 post of monkeys screaming.
>Tbqh in any other game someone points a flaw both person nod that it's shit and continue with their lifes. With this fcking game if someone dares to say something like that there's like 20 post of monkeys screaming.
Thats the first sign of a dead game. The remaining players are terrified of criticism/negativity
No it's not you ESL retard. Very few people in these threads have any interest in discussing the genuine flaws the game has. It's nearly entirely:
>lol the game is dead
>lol the game is shit
>lol no i wont quantify or explain why
You're a disingenuous retard.
I'm sorry that you're this blind, anon. When you wanna talk about the flaws of the game you can come back. You don't have to pretend.
Nah happens to every online game where developers start doing retarded shit.
Just western retards that can only see in black and white. No shit there is a decline of players, the game is in the middle of the patch cycle. Still doesn't explain the devs cutting corners and leaning hard into the cash shop.
I can't believe island sanctuary was put instead of a good exploratory zone. THat might literally be the one and only content a lot of people like an actual mmorpg can do together if it's just killing random shit.
OP is legit saying the game is dead. Stop lying.
Only time you can talk about the game is when a new patch comes out any other time it’s shitposters
Not even as theres not enough content to fill half a thread
Theres more doomposts and eceleb drama than about the game itself
I say depending how much story content a patch has you have to give it like 12 or 24 hours then you can get a normal thread. When it just comes out then it’s doom posters posting spoilers like when EW started and it was legit a week nonstop samefag doom posting saying how everything was just but when people started to get done pretty much everyone liked it and threads were good with people discussing stuff and posting ost and screenshots they liked. Someone even posted the whole of 6.0 music https://ffxiv.tylian.net/ex4/
Because of the fucking chair
Ok, prove the game is not dead
Post limsa right now
>posting a photo of people AFKing in a game where being afk doesn't automatically log you out
>surely this will prove activity
kek
I'm not leaving my house, I don't want to be sexually assaulted.
>THE GAME IS DEAD BECAUSE I SAY SO
>the game is doing fine and here are the sources
>urrhh haha well that proves nothing they are unofficial
Ok, now give me your evidence for why the game is dead other than "I no longer like it because it doesn't have this activity I like"?
FFXIV is dead. Buy a PS5
People who didn't like Eureka and Bozja are gays
Cry harder.
No Bozja for you, baby bitch.
Do you have any purpose in life besides worshiping at the altar of Yoshi-P's cock? Everyone who isn't fully engorged on FFXIV cock and has nothing else they do in life acknowledges the game is in a boring as fuck state post Endwalker.
Cry harder, Bozjabab.
I see my comment hit home. Think of me when you're doing your roulettes for the millionth time later and trying to convince yourself you're having fun
Sure thing, anon.
Still no Bozja for you, though.
>uoooh my eukrasia never forget what they took from me all the sovl and kinooo
lol
Will he ever come back?
Manipulator minbroke him, then Palace of the Dead made him go completely insane and killed his mom.
And in the end, SB MSQ dealt the final blow.
Good riddance.
Nah, the FF community is what broke him. You people are completely insane retards who just alienate anyone who doesn't play the game exactly to your standards.
Nice.
Good riddance.
I agree, fewer and fewer people should definitely stop playing the game so it ceases to exist.
You fags were all over his cock the first month he played FFXIV though
Twitch babies do not represent ff14
Cope more you neo-vaginal trannoid.
Okay buddy have fun being mad /pet /pet
>implying they don't
Don't forget that the western devs think retards like zelpha and Mr. Crappy are the face of the common player.
Outside of zepla I unironically cant name a single other ff14 "e-celeb"
norf fc
No surprise that they have such a low opinion of the western playerbase.
Every FFXIV thread on Ganker, /wowg/ and /xivg/ was just a chatroom for his stream. Everyone talking about how FFXIV will unmaze him, posting that dancing lalafell while the rapist dude uninstalled WoW. Reacting to his reaction of the game. Now that's he done with the game you fags now act like you're above watching him, even though you were riding his and other WoW streamers' cocks for like 2 months
Yeah it's called having fun, you should try that sometime. /wowg/ was peak Ganker humor months after Asmon started playing XIV, and the more Blizzard bullshit floated up the better it became.
I never said it wasn't fun, I was there for the ride. But people act as if the guy committed some grave act against the game and want him to never return. Even though the game's boom in popularity was almost entirely because of him and Blizzard/WoW shitting themselves
People were just tired of his endless stalling, by the time he came back everyone wanted him gone because he was milking this shit way too blatantly. No one would care about him playing it today if it wasn't for the what, 8 months long break, during which he keep saying XIV is happening any day now.
I can understand people being fed up with the constant bait and switch, but I still think him coming back to the game would a positive. Solely for the slim chance that he and his autistic community can make Eureka/Bozja pop again
it's almost like people can change sometimes
no i wasn't
i thought he and his posse shitting servers up was annoying
and the aftermath of his brief stint in xiv filled the community with retards who think they get to decide how it should be developed
>wowbuck eceleb filtered by both game's raiding and community
Kekw
>"I will play the game"
>Proceeds to react for 6 hours straight and then plays for 30 minutes
>Gets criticism
>"Noooooooo how could this happen"
The only insane people here are WoWshitters, let's look at these people for a moment
>Murder hobo that we already explained
>Massive sellout garden gnome that likes to molest people by telling them he likes imagining them pregnant
>Legendary schizo with anger issues starting titanic meltdowns over a stolen cookie
I'm glad most of them are gone already, this plague needs to be cleansed and for a good reason.
Enjoy your femroe chud streamers and Xeno PF whining.
Not really... He's on record saying his chat got weird when he played it. Because the second he does, wowcuck went BALLISTIC. They were the most jealous exwives one could see. They could NOT handle him playing a competitor game. They lost their fucking minds and even falseflagged multiple times.
They were beyond broken.
He never left, he is constantly reacting to XIV drama.
I doubt it. The game is too hard for him. His fragile ego can't take it.
>fuck wow fuck blizzard
>omg blizzard let me slurp up more of your alphacum
cringe ratboy
I hope he never comes back, him and his fans are a cancer and I’m thankful he got fucked by savage
Who cares? He'd probably enjoy the game solo, but it's not good as a streaming game imo.
>viewership down
>WoW is dying
>Killed his mom
>FFXIV fags just laugh at him
>All his friend get outed as sex pests
>Org crumbling
>About as competent as DSP at video games
What will he do next?
>tried and failed at hocking a line of prebuilt PCs
Eh, he might like ShB but god knows he is too invested in shit games.
What is the point of having a relic without a farm, that’s literally the only purpose for it
1500 tomestones is a farm
Whether you've already done the farm or not is irrelevant
You get to farm more if you want more than one relic
Katé
enjoy your nonbinary loporrits, surely she won't do it again
i'll enjoy filtering your next kate bait (kait bate) too
>nonbinary loporrits
?
where?
the new beast tribe has rabbits referred to with singular they/them, while others still use he or she
I honestly haven't noticed this, anon.
I am split on it. On the one hand, I thought it was a pretty funny joke that harkened back to the old days when game developers didn't give a fuck and would gladly make raunchy jokes about their items.
On the other hand, considering how much they suck Moenbryda off in EW, it's probably sending mixed signals if they keep that minion blurb.
Nael chuding out is probably the worst thing to me and it precedes Kate.
>Nael chuding out
that was also unintentional. her gender was unstated before the reveal in japanese, but that was harder to do in english
The Nael we knew in 1.0 was his sister assuming his identity
Can't wait for an illuminiti 2.0 with this retard.
>Was the localization lead while Koji is busy with XIV for a good while now
>Appears on screen once
>Fourchannel goes insane
yeah I hate dyed hair chudies, but I really don't see what Kate has done wrong
the only thing i can think of is changing the moenbryda minion text but that isn't even so weird considering how hard they're wanking moenbryda off nowadays
>but I really don't see what Kate has done wrong
Official loud retard list of things Kate has "literally betrayed us bros she's taking over the game" on
>asked for pixies in Shadowbringers to use gender-neutral pronouns
>changed the Moenbryda minion description to one that couldn't imply Urianger was masturbating with it
>probably had something to do with a loporrit in the crafter areas referring to exactly one rabbit as "they" instead of "he" or "she"
Just Gankerirgins declaring holy war against the most absolutely milquetoast changes that only they pick up on because they're terminally online.
>changed the Moenbryda minion description to one that couldn't imply Urianger was masturbating with it
this is unironically a good change
Oh sure I don't disagree, Moenbryda's minion was fucking insulting when even ARR takes some brief pains to show she means the world to Urianger.
>asked for pixies in Shadowbringers to use gender-neutral pronouns
silly but i don't really see the issue much in that considering what they are
>changed the Moenbryda minion
it irked me, but it was also kind of jarring to make her minion into a joke about how Urianger wanked off on her when they fellated her in the story long past her death
>probably had something to do with the loporrit in the crafter areas referring to exactly one rabbit as "they" instead of "he" or "she"
Haven't seen that, to be honest. Could also just imply that the loporrit doesn't know the person and is just referring in a neutral way because of that. Like you are technically a 'them' to me despite the fact that I can assume that you are a male.
Anyway, like all Loporrits I've seen just use he and she in my experience, so if Kate's big victory is in one dismal Loporrit being referred to as "they" then that's a really weak political victory, lmao.
The lopporit one is bullshit and that was ONE anon that doesn't know English.
The Moenbryda minion description text was insanely cringe and the worst thing Koji was ever responsible for, worse than Nael chuding out, the Midgardsormr debacle or even Elbstgate.
>Here's a minion referencing an emotional moment of a character losing a loved one and undergoing major character development because of it
>But dude what if he fucked the doll of his dead girlfriend!? Wouldn't that be hilarious?! Get it, dude? SEX!!!!
I honestly don't think he even did it on purpose.
i think its possible it was unintentional. i never saw the original japanese description, but from what i heard it implied it made Urianger cry but he would never admit to it. unfortunately using "unspeakable things" in english made it sound worse to degens
Yeah it was just a bad translation. I can kinda guess at the original intent of the text if I have the original meaning right in front of me ("he did something shameful in a closet with this minion") but the most glaringly obvious conclusion to a westerner would have been he jerked off with it, not cried with it.
>refuses to translate what boils down to "trap" or "femboy" (otokonoko)
>Ganker loses its fucking mind
nevermind that moenbryda's description there was always a mistranslation, i was surprised they didn't change it way sooner than they did
Shit posters are going to shitpost, aslong as their are funny dad jokes still in I’m happy.
>game is dead i have no proof but it is because i say so
>it isn't and here's several sources provi--
>ACKCHAULLY SWEATY SNOPES DEBUNKED THAT THEY'RE UNOFFICIAL SO THEY DONT COUNT SO I GUESS WE'RE GOING HAVE TO DEFER TO MY VACUOUS CLAIMS THAT THE GAME IS DEAD HAHA
holy low-effort
>bait question
Every time.
Honestly I just wish DRK had some different mechanics for dealing with large pulls. It's the one thing I don't like about the job. I don't like Salted Earth, neither how it feels nor how you use it, and your only meaningful heals happen once every full moon.
Living dead
I wouldn't mind if more skills had some kind of life drain but then it'd be accused even more of just being a WAR clone.
okay but tbn will forever feel good to use
drk should start with tbn
B-B-B-But anon, you gotta wait for Fray to actually say the line in the job story!
There much of a point in trying out an MMO this late into it's lifespan? I will be but a pebble among mountains.
It's only halfway
Yeah, This game isn't going anywhere anytime soon.
It's also completely free from ESG twitter woke politics.
Game's nowhere close to end-of-life, go nuts.
I started in late ShB and I have completed more content than 99% of the playerbase. Most people are very casual.
>leveling dungeon with tank mentor and 2 new sprouts, one of which was a healer
>tank does the usual "run as fast as possible and pull everything" move
>the healer can barely keep up with him and ends up being left behind, meaning that the tank's basically at the brink of death at all times
>see both sprouts get fucking shredded by boss mechanics
>despite that we never wiped and no one even died
>/pet the healer (cute femra) for her heroic efforts
>refuse to elaborate
>leave
Remember to treat your sprouts nicely.
>stormblood gets multiple dungeons per patch
>stormblood gets a deep dungeon and a questing instanced with separate progression
>outside of deltascape and lakshmi being piss easy, all of the expac's trials and expansions launch without drama or controversy
>square decides to cut most of this in shadowbringers because of covid
>job design and balancing also take a massive change in direction towards "forcible lobotmization" because turning every job into a braindead 1-2-3 120s burst window affair is easier to balance and design fights around
>even though covid is gone, we still have a massive cut in content because square is now looting BD3's staff and assets and putting the game in maintenance mode
they legitimately need to blow everyone's mind with 7.0 because it's just fucking sad at this point
I mean if they keep seing green numbers RIGHT NOW that there's content drough and people stay subbed because this game is their life. They don't have to add shit. They'll stay this way because fanboysm can keep the green numbers up while investing less and less.
I literally do not notice the lack of remixed dungeons from the previous expac.
I do because I'm sick and fucking tired of getting Fell Court in my expert roulette every single day for 8 months straight
PVP DRK is the only good DRK
>20k damage (If you were above 90% HP)
>Drops HP 1 but cannot die
>One free Bloodspiller
>100% lifesteal
God, such a shit LB
Only hard to deal with if you have shitters on your team
I'm not saying it's hard at all, in fact it's one of the easiest to deal with. Literally just run away, put up guard or a shield or just stun the DRK for the entire duration. The lifesteal is completely useless with the amount of shilds/mit in PvP.
Can't forget about that. Nothing like a WHM polying you before the attack even goes off, so you drop to 1 HP and do no damage. On the bright side it fucks over cheating NINs
Don't forget where the cheating gays stun you the frame you hit LB so you die anyway.
To be fair this is basically true for all jobs.
I would fucking kill for a deep-dungeon style content where you can dick around with your PVP skillsets and take on mobs in a scenario without any balance considerations or any streamlining shit. Just let me snipe mobs from thrice their aggro range with Machinist's spite, hide my team from the boss' big AOE with the SGE shield or chain-CC some bros as BLM.
People finally realized that WoW is still the best MMO around and started to play it instead
true
Gay centaurs
Don't forget mtf time lords.
sprout here, most fun job?
Define fun
it makes brain feel good
I like mch and samurai
Black mage.
Tank: drk or war
Caster: blm
Melee dps: rpr
Ranged dps: mch
Healer: ast
Is that breast expansion or just a really fat person?
Still gonna call Feo Ul "she". Nothing political, you understand, I just want to be more comfortable about this boner.
>try out english for the first time
>hear her voice
>instantly back to JP
Never again
>get a european fae
>get mad she sounds like a european scullery maid
I switched to JP voices during ARR and never changed it back cause by the time I got to HW I was used to them
>switch to English
>hydlyin has a smoker's rasp
>switch back to jp
Jesus christ, how horrifying.
>goddess sounds like a mature woman
>immersion broken
>smoker's cough
>sign of maturity
Entitled voice "actors" deserve the rope.
You make it out like Hydaelyn sounds like Marge Simpson.
Compared to all other languages, she does.
Shit tastes.
Nah. She's great.
It's probably the biggest difference in tone I've seen. Actually night and day
For me it's Tataru (and the funny Yuyuhase JP voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj6eQ7oitJo )
Right, though Yuyuhase is a pretty minor character. I always forget about Tataru's english voiceactress, desu
Venat/Hydaelyn is great in English, what the fuck.
Do yourself a favor and never argue with militant jp voice users, they're always extremely autistic and
anon?
ANON?
I don't think Venat's JP voice is bad at all, so I'm not even trying to fight them. I just think it sounds like generic mom anime voice, and that's kind of my issue with all JP voices. If you've any experience with Japanese voice actors from games and anime, they probably sound very familiar.
I like Venat's US voice more, but I think they're both fine. Same goes for Emet-Selch.
Emet-Selch being kinda femmey was an insanely good call, especially since he's supposed to be an Ancient drama-club softboy turned dark mage.
>generic
Hard disagree. The amount of grace and emotion she's putting into her role was pretty outstanding to me.
I mean as in she's very ubiquitous. I know that voice and most of the JP XIV voices from like every anime I watched. Very recurring, which is ironically, inversely a similar issue as the one I have with anime dubs, where it also feels like the same 6 people voicing characters in every anime.
I don't watch much anime these days, so I guess it can be distracting if you're already used to certain voice actors. I don't hate the English voices, but would choose JP every time.
The only real time I hated English voices (sans Merlwyb) was ARR. After that, it was pretty smooth sailing.
Anyway, I also think both are fine, but I prefer EN so I guess we're in a similar both there.
yeah they did a really good job with her casting
Same, and a lot of people do the same.
I hope Xeno dies of cancer. Why are all streamers the worse people on earth? AND WHY THE FUCK PEOPLE WATCH THEM?
Show gills
There's no way anyone actually gives a fuck about any of these people.
does this bald retard just recycle his thumbnails for every video?
where's this they/them loporrit, btw?
>post a conversation talking on 2nd person as """proof"""""
Are americans this fucking stupid?
WHERE IS THE NONBINARY RABBIT?
No, I'm asking for proof of this "nonbinary" loporrit, but I've only seen hims and hers.
Loporitts crafter beast tribe quest has an edgy muted colored loporitt called Counselingway who is referred to with '' they '' pronouns. It's definitely a localization thing just like the faes in the First though, mark my words.
Did that Loporrit even get referred to in any way other than by one of them going "I know them."
Which I assume they're using them to emphasize the stranger element. Again, like I could refer to you as 'them' because we aren't really acquainted.
The new rank up quest that I did today constantly referred to the loporitt as '' them '' to the point it became incredibly cringy and obvious chudservice, but also difficult to read/understand the dialogue because referring to a single person as them constantly is just straight up disorienting.
Oh, there was a new rank up today? I missed that because I didn't get my set in before the first reset on patch day.
I'll check it out tomorrow when I get to it.
It's weird because I'm fairly sure I recall people bitching about a loporrit thing a few days ago, before anyone could've even reached that rank up.
The loporitt has been referred to as '' them '' in previous rank up quests, but yeah, brace yourself because the localization team REALLY hams it up with the pronoun in the rank up quest.
In the previous one, there was just a quick reference because it was the first time the Loporrit was noticed iirc?
I find that weird, though. Every other Loporrit is a he/him but the grim doomer Loporrit antagonist figure is a they/them'er?
Weird way to get your political victory in if true?
think the only guy that counts it as political victory is that one /co/ hating sperg who pays way too much attention to kate's twitter
I dunno, it kind of is weird to cram in there as a constant if it is.
But again, not sure how making one Loporrit, ostensibly the antagonistic figure in the tribe quests, a "they/them" is some big win for the chudies.
i don't think it was written as any kind of win at all, i think it's the loporrits being autistic and making the doomer rabbit out to be mysterious
That's what I had assumed.
Well, we'll see.
I don't doubt that the Loporrit will be made "normal" (i.e. undynamised) by the end of it, and we'll see what it's like then.
>He got so mad about shitting on his favorite game playerbase that he started posting random Xeno thumbnails
pfff
TRIGGERED AND BALD!
TRIGGERED AND BALD!
TRIGGERED AND BALD!
QUICK BEFORE THE THREAD DIES
Give me the chadness to lameness scale of tanks.
DRK
WAR
PLD
GNK
WAR > GNB > DRK > PLD
>Gigachad
DRK
>Based
WAR
Meh
>GNB
>PLD
I only care for PLD in so far as I can simp for Venat with it.
Gunbreaker is S tier because I like it
Everything else is dogshit because I don't like it
PLD, DRK and GNB have S tier aesthetics
WAR has A tier aesthetics, would be improved by giving me the Spectral Berserker's gear from Heroes' Gauntlet
DRK has the biggest weapon therefore its the most chad. Following that logic it goes DRK>WAR>GNB>PLD
Who is this xeno guy and why should I care about what he makes?
That poster is just having a meltdown, ignore him
A retard. You shouldn't.
Warms my heart to see this shit game die.
Good riddance
what are easiest fish to farm for purple scrips
the whore you call mother
my mother isn't a femra anon
Where
is
the
next
I love face 4 moonies bros
Like like why Patron Deity 🙂
expansion
Guessing they just want to spam because the thread is going to page 10
This one must be pure click bait. War is fine
Most of these are clickbait
Of course it's just clickbait, when he isn't doing the angry monkey for his viewers he is rather reasonable actually.
Reaction youtubers are already bottom of the barrel but this bald gay looks like he's in a league of awfulness all of his own. You'd have to have mental damage to even click one of these thumbnails. Then again he does cover ff14 content for a reason.