Why are they mocking us, their most loyal of fans?

Why are they mocking us, their most loyal of fans?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're the hero, though, and you kill a roastie/chud, fuck off and marry your e-boi sex doll.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ranni is a e-boi
      how did they get away with this??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She isn't you see her dead body and she a adult with red hair

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Really? Where? Isnt that her at the top of the Rune tower that flips? I thought she was a kid when she died.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it at the tower. She tells you that's her old body from which you extract the rune of death she once had.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes that’s an adult body with red hair

              I must've have been high as shit and missed that part of the dialogue, thanks bros.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can miss that if you didn't follow Rogier's story line. If you find Ranni on his request the she is very open about the body.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes that’s an adult body with red hair

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >us
    But I've got maidens?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit ring
    Zanzibart... Forgive me...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mind broken

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rent free

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >20+ daily Elden GOTY threads on Ganker without fail
          who's rent free again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't look like Zanzibart has

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Praise the Mohgwyn Dynasty!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did they mean by removing this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The same thing they meant when they cut 35% of the game before release, that's a covenant item meaning that they removed the covenant system at the last minute.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to know why they got rid of the Ragged set. Did it have too many gloves?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They'll restore it for the DLC.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because it's tied to the sleep questline iirc. it's an npc's armor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They should've cut more, and earlier, so we could have an actually finished game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They removed 5 zones from the game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish the Mohg had some interactions if you're a bloody finger.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        covenants are pretty much in the game with covenant advancements, they failed to implement them for some reason

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DLC?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah, I think they removed them because they removed single player invasions and the idea that certain areas were protected by invaders

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Weak

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I said.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes, okay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        will most likely be repurposed for dlc

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >covenant DLC
          I hope so because that would be the most retarded shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought they mentioned there'd be no convenants months before the game was released

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, they didn't tell anybody there weren't any covenants

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they cut 35% of the game before release
        Just how much did they cut? I keep hearing really large and absurd numbers but from what I've seen in my own research it's a couple quest and covenants.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The recusant covenant probably once had more in-depth mechanics.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i really wondered if anyone else noticed this but when i pointed out the obvious incel references everyone (even on Ganker) just said they have no idea what im talking about.

    they made half the game just indirectuly about inceldom

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What will the expansion be, lads?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It will be Ranni-centric. Such is Miyazaki and his waifus. Same happened in BB. Bet you're gonna go back in time to inspire Ranni to kill her own brother or something dumb to appease the waifufags. Or better yet you jabbed Godwyn and the assassins got to him while he was weakened.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds cringe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DLC1 Formless Mother dream world featuring Miquella
      DLC2 Ancient dynasty stuff featuring Godwyn's spreading cancer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >DLC2 Ancient dynasty stuff featuring Godwyn's spreading cancer
        kino

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Godwyn is too big to not get a DLC, fighting his dragon buttbuddy can't possibly be the end of his story
          The ancient dynasty, despite its importance, is literally just underground setpieces which makes it perfect for expanding on and fleshing out. The fact that it's underground with Godwyn makes it even more plausible

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Godwyn is too big to not get a DLC
            that's what people said about Londor in DS3

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And they were right.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                did we get anything other than Friede being related to them?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna a legacy dungeon in the eternal cities god damn it. 30 seconds of platforming and a mirror match bossfight did not do that location proper service

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    postmodernist game. the devs are fucking with you both through dialogue and through actual gameplay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No shit. Wasn’t the painted world or ringed city any indication of “there’s no answers for you gays! It’s a video game!!”

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't have answers in any Dark Souls game because the only real answer is that the world is cyclical and nothing matters as pre-post DS2 lore.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Except the ringed City DLC shows the ending they’re been loudly telling you was coming since forever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ringed city actually had an ending, even though the final boss goes "this is dark souls TM" it showed you what happens when you don't link the fire and just collect souls for all eternity and also tied into the other DLC. DS3 was the definitive end of the series and now we're on mr bone's wild ride

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Basically yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FROMSOFT's output is largely pastiche, especially narratively, visually, and otherwise aesthetically. However, the effort is undoubtedly genuine.
      Is it their fault, the world we're living in? The system we're living under?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are a pretentious cunt and you should be beaten to death with a rock.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I use the fancy words without trying.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fuck off

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Touch Grace, Maidenless One!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll go to my grave saying demons souls was the only adequate implementation of what they were going for.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Souls 1 and 2 were better. However everything that has come since has been trash.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TOUCH GRACE YOU MAIDENLESS FOOL

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zanzibart is a chud.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls chuds on suiocide watch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda yeah, but seriously what wasn’t explored in elden ring that people didn’t see? Only thing I felt robbed of was overworld boss battles.

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