Why are this gen's reveals so unremarkable?

Why are this gen's reveals so unremarkable? we get a pig, an olive, bread dog, small claw crab and another useless ice type. I mean where are all the cool guys?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don’t feed filet mignon to mindless pigs who would buy slop anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta love goyslop.

      Dont complain, just CONSOOOOOM

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk people think the mega man ones are cool. I don't see the appeal personally. Both the humans and monsters are lame this gen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they;re great, but im pretty sure they're legendary. i only think about the wild mons since you spend more time with them in-game

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but im pretty sure they're legendary
        What? Why? That's retarded, anon. Why would they be legendary? Nothing we've seen or heard indicates that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't be stupid. they are not legendaries... we have leakers for a reason precisely to stop stupid takes like yours

          fine, but they still look too cool to be wild mons. Will there be hordes of them somewhere, or are they a one-off like Silvally?

          Small? He's 4.5 meters. Retard
          And Cetitan alone is better than all the gays in your picture there's a retarded pink deer

          >Small? He's 4.5 meters. Retard
          are his claws 4.5m? That would be better

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based on leaks they're probably item evos like Flapple and Appletun, with the items to evolve them being exclusive to specific versions.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't be stupid. they are not legendaries... we have leakers for a reason precisely to stop stupid takes like yours

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          chill man, take your pills

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no fuck off and die shill ngmi.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You say that as if any of the pictured reveals are remotely cool. Braviary, Wishiwashi, and Alolan Marowak are the only ones that even come close to being "cool" on a purely aesthetic level.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but i still feel more for castle guy, bear guy, spike mole and teddy blob than i do for motorcycle with legs and useless ice type

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve not really felt strongly about any of the revealed Gen 9 mons.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because they hide all the interesting stuff, we've seen NONE of paradox forms

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Small? He's 4.5 meters. Retard
    And Cetitan alone is better than all the gays in your picture there's a retarded pink deer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Small? He's 4.5 meters. Retard
      only titan

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wrong. it's in the Pokedex

        [...]
        fine, but they still look too cool to be wild mons. Will there be hordes of them somewhere, or are they a one-off like Silvally?
        [...]
        >Small? He's 4.5 meters. Retard
        are his claws 4.5m? That would be better

        i like the design though, it's not focused on the claws. we've had many crabs focused on having a giant claw

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're wrong

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You know what's better? TWO giant claws

          Why are dogfuckers still salty over CapKino kek

          >CapKino
          over what?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never heard of Capcom?
            Holy shit this board does only play fucking pokemon.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes the company that makes realistic movies

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think DMCV and Rise are movies dude

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're intentionally hiding shit to prevent a repeat of Gen 8's cosmic shitstorm

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 5 had an exceptionally large numnet of new Pokémon. Most of the Gen 9 Pokémon by comparison are pseudo forms.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first post-covid gen
    same reason no new pokemon movie has been announced or released
    they probably also dont want another repeat of gen 8s leak season fiasco

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The main problem is that they're revealing crumbs in months. The marketing strategy after gen 7 changed completely, and they also have less new stuff to reveal. If we even want to assume that this game will have a decently sized map with decent areas and all, the way to reveal that would be a 10 minutes gameplay trailer

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are dogfuckers still salty over CapKino kek

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But Le CHONK! And SMOLiv!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're saving the real highlights, Paradox Pokemon, for October and November.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm disappointed in the lack of waifumons. It seems like the e-boi hammer line are the only new ones we're getting.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only the kitty kot is good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why i want starter evo reveals to make the wait easier

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you aren't using your picture as reference for "cool guys" because gen 5's designs bar the bug types are all stinking dogshit, and it's because they were obsessed with trying to recapture the lightning in a bottle that was generation 1 (which only succeeded because of aggressive marketing in the west by nintendo), essentially a soft reboot of the franchise, and it fucking bombed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nintendo
      Which was founded on the aggressive franchising from Ishihara.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The point is it only exists as it is now because it was marketed. It was never good.

        >bug types are all stinking dogshit
        i didnt ask you to tell me you have shit taste, but thanks anyway
        >essentially a soft reboot of the franchise, and it fucking bombed.
        then how did we reach gen 9?

        >i didnt ask you to tell me you have shit taste, but thanks anyway
        Read moron, read! I said BAR the bug types, they're literally the only good thing about the games.
        >then how did we reach gen 9?
        Because pokemon has become too big to fail and almost everyone either buys it anyway for themselves or they buy it for their kids because "I played this when I was a kid so I want my kid to experience the same franchise I played".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bug types are all stinking dogshit
      i didnt ask you to tell me you have shit taste, but thanks anyway
      >essentially a soft reboot of the franchise, and it fucking bombed.
      then how did we reach gen 9?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He literally said the bug types were the only good designs. Learn to read

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >reading comprehension

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