Why aren't there more lawyer games?

Why aren't there more lawyer games?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real lawyering I'd pretty boring and I suppose that people just don't want to copy ace attorney

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does their breast milk taste like?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hamburgers.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Maya didn't get Mia's breasts with the timeskip

    Why are Capcom such pussies?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was already 17 in the first game anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And? Just use the excuse that she was a late bloomer. One of her concept art designs had her having big breasts.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And? Some girls dont get decent chest until 22

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only if they get fat or pregnant

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MUH BEEG TIDAYS XDDD
      Get a taste, moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd love a taste of Maya's big tiddies yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she almost did but they pussied out

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She only gets those after pregnancy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gotcha, I'm on it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well Maya was 19 in the time of Trials and Tribulations. It would be odd to suggest that, that whole time she was an older teenager she had yet to grow her breasts, but then grew them once she was like 20.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girls in suits do nothing for me

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the last Mainline Ace Attorney game was released in 2016

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dont worry anon, detective game chads have Rain Code coming soon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Danganronpa
        into the trash it goes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get your ugly FE avatar out of here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously. What the frick has the Ace Attorney team been doing all these years? Surely the remasters are handed to B-teams and trainees

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously. What the frick has the Ace Attorney team been doing all these years? Surely the remasters are handed to B-teams and trainees

      >Latest games doesn't make enough sales
      >Capcom abandons it
      For them, the original trilogy and Great Ace Attorney are the only relevant titles now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they treat Ace Attorney like shit because the sales are never high enough for them yet whenever it comes to making Capcom promotional reels it's always treated as if it's in their top 3 of most important franchises they own. It's kinda feels like the equivalent of how nintendo treats Metroid.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how would you make a lawyer game people are actually interested in playing without making an AA clone?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've often thought about making mystery/detective games and it turns out that making a good mystery is difficult

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't really have much lawyering

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ace attorney games seem weird
    one can only play them once

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perhaps the same could be said for all mystery games.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only really engaging way you can make a game about being a lawyer is the way Ace Attorney as a franchise did it, and so you either do something worse or you pretty closely follow the AA formula and get called a ripoff. What surprises me is that there weren't a bunch of shovelware licensed games based on court drama shows/films that blatantly ripped off the formula.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What surprises me is that there weren't a bunch of shovelware licensed games based on court drama shows/films that blatantly ripped off the formula.
      There was a Harvey Birdman game for Wii that was a pretty blatant AA clone, but it was developed by Capcom so it gets a pass.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of like how Capcom made a DMC clone based off The Nightmare Before Christmas of all things.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chaos Legion is a licensed game too, based on some light novel. Darkwing Duck on NES is very Mega Man-like as well.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    An Ace Attorney clone but in a fantasy world is literally coming out in two weeks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >canadaslop
      hard pass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >insaneintherain
      Damn fr?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The trailer makes it look like Ace Attorney, but a peg or two worse in every aspect. Still, might be worth a try.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a lawyer IRL is boring in comparison. Most of what Phoenix does that's actually fun is more like what an IRL detective does, not a lawyer

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one comes out next week
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1590230/Tyrion_Cuthbert_Attorney_of_the_Arcane/
    And there is also this one that is censored on steam but should have a free patch online.
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1066630/Master_Magistrate/
    Haven't played them so I don't know if they're good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and here's another one
      https://store.steampowered.com/app/384630/Aviary_Attorney/

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to make fun wacky cases with likable characters like Ace Attorney does to make it work

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Apollo Justice Trilogy is going to have the DLC cases right? Whale Boogaloo, Marriage Boogaloo and the weird mini cases?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It had better. The whale case was the only good case in all of DD. Weakest game in the series by far, at least Blackquill was based.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s funny cause by comparison SoJ’s DLC isn’t “bad” but it’s underwhelming when compared to how moronic the rest of the games cases were

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't played that one, I got burnt out on case 5 of SoJ and haven't picked it back up since. While I found DD boring the whole way through (aside from the DLC), SoJ felt inconsistent. I thought the Phoenix cases were meh while the Apollo/Athena cases were solid. At least the game doesn't railroad you as badly as DD.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The final case is definitely a fricking burnout if you try to do every bit one one go, but it’s definitely great, first half especially.

            I took a break afterwards before playing the DLC, it’s alright and you might like it more as it doesn’t involve Khurain.
            I will say though, this case does something really fricking stupid for humor and it’s reverting Maya to her old annoying self. I personally hate it because her development in Case 3 and 5 were great.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but it’s definitely great, first half especially.
              I liked what I played of it, I just made the mistake of playing SoJ directly after DD without a break in between, so I was burnt out on that style of gameplay in general. I'll definitely give it another go after finishing TGAA 2.
              Shame to hear that about Maya. AA 5 and 6 seemed to struggle with the characterization of the original trilogy characters in general, as if they were afraid to take risks with them after AJ.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DLC cases? Which games had them?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dual Destinies had the case with the Whale
        And Spirit of Justice had a case about a marriage, but it also has 2 “mini episodes” that was just fricking around

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would love for them to make a Marvel legal video game with Shehawk or Daredevil has the lawyer do it with different types of legal issues in the world of Marvel like Mutants or super technology or super power law.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m already a lawyer irl I don’t need to be one in games

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's our opinion on Phoenix Wright vs. Professor Layton?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Athena will never get her fricking game
      She’s stuck being another one of Apollo’s side b***hes and ruining Gavin’s lock twist while also technically making it better because it pushes Gavin’s mental state to be actually deranged.

      >our
      I thought it was pretty nice only because I played both games and am familiar with the gameplay style, the twist was par for the standard for Layton Bullshit.
      But also, the music and multiple witness boogaloo was pretty damn well done, I haven’t played Great Ace Attorney yet so I don’t know if it brought back multiple witnesses

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed it a lot. The multiple witness mechanic was great, because most of them were straight up insane.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've got a sealed copy that I'm hesitant to open since I've seen them successfully sold for $200+ on Ebay. I'd probably never sell it anyway, but it still hurts a little to think I might ruin the value by opening it and then not like the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool mechanically
      Mixed in presentation. It didn't look very good but it sounded amazing
      Mediocre narratively

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Golden Court is an amazing case and people don't talk about it enough.
      Finale is a bit disappointing though.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that one streamer who lost his fricking shit when Pearl channeled Mia and called it pedophilia
    why are people such homosexuals?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joseph Anderson?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    being a lawyer in real life is soul crushing.
    Even worse than being a soldier

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behold, the best attorney game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What surprises me is that there weren't a bunch of shovelware licensed games based on court drama shows/films that blatantly ripped off the formula.
      There was a Harvey Birdman game for Wii that was a pretty blatant AA clone, but it was developed by Capcom so it gets a pass.

      >Capcom
      What the frick, never knew about that
      Definitely want to check that out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny that i should find this thread, as I am playing it right now
      the style elements are good, but the game itself is too easy and basic

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a massive clusterfrick of a case but I really do have a soft spot for Monstrous Turnabout, the whole yokai boogeyman thing is charming, the scooby doo crime scene was funny and the actual twist was genuinely one of the best for the usual filler, on the level of Atmey’s genuis

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I appreciated how Winston Payne was involved in pretty much all of the cases in T&T, case 4 and 5 of proxy for knowing who Dahlia is

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post AA6, Wright is now stuck in the office with not only deadbeats Maya, Trucy and Athena, but now the fricking twins too, this man cannot catch a break.

    Meanwhile Apollo is drowning in Khurain Pussy

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dick sucking lips

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine being the coroner who handled her case

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      huh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God she looks so miserable, I feel sorry for her even tho she isn't real
      I can't do it bros
      Looking at r34 of AA is weird to me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >miserable
        homie she's dead

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The look on her face says otherwise
          Remember the updated autopsy report?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lawyer games are just puzzle games, and most of those are boring and terrible

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mystery games are dead in general.
    Only like 1 has been released this year.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauce for pic?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's art of a girl with lips

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >paranormasight apk hasn't been cracked yet
      sigh...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauce for pic?

      >paranormasight apk hasn't been cracked yet
      sigh...

      my wives

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://store.steampowered.com/app/384630/Aviary_Attorney/

    • 11 months ago
      Moose

      I only found out about this because of the English physical copy. It's so weird it got one that wasn't at something like LRG.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >phoenix ended T&T with 3 love interests
    >7 years later he's a hobo
    Finally, a protagonist I can relate with.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take the smaller Fey, who's technically 18 now.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This pic would be 10x hotter if Maya has a visible bulge on her skirt there.

    Someone.. please work your photoshop magic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why youuuuu!! i said BULGE, not Daily Bugle!

        lol, i should be mad, but i appreciate your trolling effort

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What should be the next step in the AA series? An Athena trilogy? Another Edgeworth game? Something totally new?
    I think another Investigations-style game with a different protagonist, like Ema or even Sholmes, would be fun. Gyakuten Kenji 2 was a great improvement over AAI 1 so I'd like to see how they'd iterate on that style of gameplay in current year.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either do that or if you're doing a new game for the main franchise, bring Shu Takumi back

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think all of those suggestions are good. As long as it's not another Phoenix or Apollo game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conadiering that they named the next collection "Apollo Justice Trilogy" it sounds like they want to go with a new protagonist.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    law-prostitutes

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They could make an interesting judge game where you have to decide cases and pre-trial motions and face the consequences.

    Grant probation and the dude murders your wife
    Certify a death penalty issuance and find out the guys not guilty

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss that one website where you can make your own Ace Attorney case, and play a bunch of fan made ones. Don’t think it’s online anymore though

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Understandable, yeah, playing through the games straight through can cause some issues.

    Don’t get me wrong, AA6 does better justice with the characters, including Trucy, Maya and Adult Ema.
    The DLC specifically is just fricking around, but it’s very noticeable and goes to show how much better Maya has grown in the main AA6 game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meant for

      >but it’s definitely great, first half especially.
      I liked what I played of it, I just made the mistake of playing SoJ directly after DD without a break in between, so I was burnt out on that style of gameplay in general. I'll definitely give it another go after finishing TGAA 2.
      Shame to hear that about Maya. AA 5 and 6 seemed to struggle with the characterization of the original trilogy characters in general, as if they were afraid to take risks with them after AJ.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feeding your dog some food that was tainted with the victims blood was pretty fricked up

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy, I can’t wait to see the First Person POV of Blackquil literally choking me in HD on my PS5

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Played the first one
    >Unknowingly skipped to the 3rd game
    Is the 2nd game good?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the weakest of the original trilogy. except for the final case which is my personal favorite.

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