Why aren't you playing Palword? It's only 20 bucks and very good.

Why aren't you playing Palword? It's only 20 bucks and very good.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because I only have a switch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >generic open world survival slop with a pokemon gimmick
    no thanxs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you playing instead?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but I'm going to play DD2 and UNIST

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about SV

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never heard of it before. Is it any good?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    too busy laughing at the cope and seethe
    is it just me or did it die down a lot since earlier? I think some of them died irl

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will when I can frick the pals.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't waste 2 dollars on that zoomie slop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      post steam library

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok now you show bob

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy lol, grim

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            In my defense, I only look like a homosexual because I had over 2000 hours in pirated TF2 before it went F2P

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >F:NV
          ywnbaw

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          get the frick off uswest you donkey fricking spic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >only 40h in Civ5
          >161 too many hours in bloons
          >only 200h in TF2
          the state of casuals on this board

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re brown. Stop talking.

          You don’t deserve to play Palworld.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok now you show bob

      >Claims to not waste money on zoomie slop
      >Wasted money on zoomie slop
      What did anon mean by this?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When sex mode will come out.
    I will buy your game.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d rather kill myself than buy a game that is in early access

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't run it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tragedy of UE slop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it ue5 at least?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My 5+ year old 2060s with 16gb of ram can run it, how

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lower the settings, set it to 30 fps and any computer made in the last decade will run it.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the inconsistent artstyle or "cute creature but gunz" direction they went with. Fur Fighters did it better.
    Also its early access.
    Also its combat focused.
    And also, while not game itself, the fanbase is more obnoxious than Smash rosterhomosexuals and reaching snoy level of annoyance.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not a furry

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The monsters look boring as frick.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think my computer can run it.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >very good
    I don't need to be a tendie to see that this game is fricking trash. it looks like pure dogshit shovelware tier games that people would always shit on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      as someone that gets bored of survival games quickly, i've sunk 6 hours straight into it, and i can see myself playing for another dozen easily.

      Its got the X factor, its flawed and needs work, but its not "slop" and its not a bad game. Any non-AAA game with almost no marketing that goes viral like this one, does so because its genuinely good.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm making dinner

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t play games in Early access

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy it for me and I will play it :^)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got my copy from some random person on the Steam forums. I said "The only way I'd play this game is if I got it for free" and ten minutes later somebody sent the game to my profile as a gift.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if that'd be an effective marketing strategy in the current day and age. Like giving away a ridiculous amount of free copies, say 500k, to make the game gain popularity, then profit from there onwards.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think giving early copies to paid-off reviewers and influencers is for? Goodwill?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >survival crafting
    >heheh pokeymans with guns and slavery
    >early access
    It was already shit even before the plagiarism.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    im playing other game right now
    and i have like 5 more in the backburner
    will wait for this to get updates before i buy it

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks too much like Ark and I'm already a little burnt out on survival games. Maybe I'll try it a year from now.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't you playing Palword?
    my shift doesnt end for another 45 imperial system minutes

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because i have no friends. its joe ever

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How decent of a computer do I need? Because I really wanna play it but the specs scare me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think it'll be fine if you turn everything down, i have most settings up high and my 5900x and 6900xt handle it well enough on my 1440p 144hz ultrawide. I get big frame drops when doing certain things though.

      Even so, if you can't afford a decent rig, you got bigger problems. Go to work.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pirated it and dropped it yesterday
    It plays like any other crafting survival game except instead of machinery you have pals, that's it, that's the whole game, gather resources, craft, gather more resources, craft, gather more resources, craft, beat the stat check, go back to the grind

    This shit needs at least 4 more years worth of development to have any meaningful content, because right now there's absolutely none
    Why should I bother spending 2 hours of my day finding the resources and crafting the thing that lets me get new resources? Why should I look forward to that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CRAFTING IS SLOP
      >I JUST WANT TO HUNT SHINIES FOR 5000 HOURS

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about SV

        Just because Palworld is a piece of shit doesn't mean somebody likes SV. I hate both of them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          palworldzooms are incapable of understanding that.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I do not understand it. I installed it and I started playing it and I collected wood and stones and then I did not know what to do next, what to click and I was lost, beat up a bunch of Palemons, picked up a Paleball and threw it but missed and stopped playing.

    I would like to play it but I am really too stupid for it so explain it to me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is literally an on screen tutorial

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am really too stupid
      you're way beyond that, anon

      you're like the Usain Bolt of stupid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      post your hands, i don't think you're white, the tutorial explains very clearly what you need to do, and how. Have you played a videogame on pc before??

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's probably a nintendie that started on Sun or Moon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is not like there is a tutorial that says
        >now do this and now do that and now press that
        All I get is a fricking LIST on the side that says
        >collect wood and stones
        >read the survival guide
        what kind of shitty tutorial is that? I collected wood and stones and then I did not know what to do because the game did not tell me to and no I did not want to read every fricking page in the survival guide.
        So yes it is not a guided tutorial or anything and you buttholes are also not helping, as usual.

        Also I have played pretty much every video game there is and I tend to beat my games because I am a boomer pirate but that is just bad design oh and no I have not played Minecraft and I feel like this is the same shit and the thing where I am struggling. I played Gen 1 Pokemon when it came out and liked it but the others, I did not care about much, I have touched them but that's about it.
        Also I am a white male in case you are wondering.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also I am a white male in case you are wondering.
          then you're a fricking smooth brained disgrace, its not complicated, its not hard at all, there's nothing mysterious about the process to build up a camp, everything is labeled, figure it out moron.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm not a zoomer and I don't suffer from FOMO.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >very good
    citation needed

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad to see it do well but I value my time too much to play games like this.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can play it for 10 dollars

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was never into the pokemon craze in the first place, so the novelty of what it's satirizing would be lost on me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real satire is that it's an Ark clone more than anything Pokemon

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is it for 20? Saw it on steam for 30

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's seriously only $20? Temtem isn't that cheap, holy shit. Anyway my computer is a potato and can't handle the graphics even on the lowest settings

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, hopefully in a few years the game will have some more meat on its bones and you’ll have a new gaming rig.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t buy games in early access. If it ever releases proper I’ll consider it.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    D

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30$ on Steam
    Too broke right now

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm already waiting two early access games to finish

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m loving the fact Gankereddit is shilling and sucking down latest goyslop and felatting e-celebs
    you are all my personal jesters

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      name 4 good games you played, and the last pc game you bought, mr holier than thou.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you getting upset I called you a goyslop chugging troonyhomosexual e-celeb wienersucker?
        because you seem really upset clown

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, im just cringing at yet another tryhard on the internet being a contrarian for the sake of being a contrarian. This isnt some gacha game like hokey star-railing the consumer, or AAA slop like GTA6, its an almost indie game, it doesnt deserve to be shat on yet, the devs can still frick it all up if we're unlucky, but gays like you are a dime a dozen and never have anything interesting to say.

          You are a generic npc of a contrarian homosexual and you ironically have nothing unique to add to anything.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            shouldn’t you playing your latest goyslop troony?
            your here crying and defending slop and e-celebs
            that’s crazy kek

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you should touch grass and reconnect with your family anon, being this much of a pathetic, tryhard gay on the internet is embarrassing, even for a Ganker incel.

              Even the incel in pic rel is doing better than you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you should’ve touch grasserino le incelchud
                /v/eddit sisters…is palslop so boring you trannies need correct the narrative anytime somebody calls you what you truly are?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao this nigher is defending indieslop like it’s his job
    /v/eddit sisters it’s so fricking over…

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks just as ass as every other survival sandbox game I've seen

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No sexy palmons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      only if you're a baragay, waifumons are very much present

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon has better waifumon imo. I like Katress though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          give them time, remember that we didn't start getting really overt waifumons until gardevoir in RSE. Gen's 1 and 2 didn't really have any waifu mons. No Ampharos doesn't count, she is frickable but not by definition a waifumon

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't you playing Palword? It's only 20 bucks and very good.
    Because it's in EA. It does look interesting, but I'd rather play other stuff until it fully releases - then I'll try it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that'll be years anon, years, by then any chance of a non-meta-fricked multiplayer will be long gone and nobody will play with you fresh.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to think like you but I've since embraced Early Access because despite it all, it really exists for small creators and it lets you glimpse behind the curtain.

      Make no mistake, I do not tolerate this whole "release an unfinished game and patch it in later" when it comes to AAA and high profile releases, but with smaller studios, you get to see their initial ideas and how they evolve over time and whether they stuck to it or abandoned it, and there's a more grassroots, intimate feel with the game.

      And it's also the reason why PC remains Master Race.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had neither seen nor heard of this game until today. Wtf is going on?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a multiplayer only game? I guess I like the premise but from what I've seen in social media it looks like a game best played with friends.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Open world crafting slop where you stand still and let the AI do everything

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not interested in boring kiddy monsters
    Catching them all got bored after the first 151 pokemons

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex mods aren't out yet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OBJECTION
      https://www.loverslab.com/topic/224313-palworld-sex-mod/

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is just some twat trying to trick people into signing up to his discord, they're not even going to start pretending to work on something until official mod support comes out

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the gameplay vids I've seen of it don't look very fun

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's only 20 bucks and very good.
    >only 20 bucks

    Okay, Mr. Rockefeller.

    >Actually $27 on Steam in Maine

    Still way too expensive for a cheap meme game that everyone will forget about in six months, IF THAT.

    Remember that other "Pokemon killer," Tem Tem? ... You do, now!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, TemTem doesn't count, it wanted to be an insufferably grindy MMO. It was destined for failure since Day 1 when it wanted you to grind ~20-30 hours JUST TO PLAY THE PVP.

      With Palworld, within the first 5 hours you can catch a Lifmunk and hook it up with an SMG, so you get to experience "Pokémon with Guns" very smoothly and intuitively.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not interested and I have better games that I'd rather be playing instead. Like Elden Ring.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >elden ring
      You mean the flop game that didn't even reach 900k concurrent players?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine judging quality of a game by player counts

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard it’s 40 Australian. How do commonwealth cucks afford any hobbies, much less video games

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >20 bucks
    Did I download the wrong game? I keep hearing people saying the game is 20/30 bucks but for me it was only $14 on steam.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently it's like Ark and I'm just not a fan of crafting/survival/base building stuff.

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