Why aren't you playing Palword? It's only 20 bucks and very good.
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because I only have a switch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>generic open world survival slop with a pokemon gimmick
no thanxs
What are you playing instead?
Not him, but I'm going to play DD2 and UNIST
But enough about SV
Never heard of it before. Is it any good?
too busy laughing at the cope and seethe
is it just me or did it die down a lot since earlier? I think some of them died irl
I will when I can frick the pals.
I wouldn't waste 2 dollars on that zoomie slop.
post steam library
ok now you show bob
holy lol, grim
In my defense, I only look like a homosexual because I had over 2000 hours in pirated TF2 before it went F2P
>F:NV
ywnbaw
get the frick off uswest you donkey fricking spic
>only 40h in Civ5
>161 too many hours in bloons
>only 200h in TF2
the state of casuals on this board
You’re brown. Stop talking.
You don’t deserve to play Palworld.
>Claims to not waste money on zoomie slop
>Wasted money on zoomie slop
What did anon mean by this?
When sex mode will come out.
I will buy your game.
I’d rather kill myself than buy a game that is in early access
I can't run it
tragedy of UE slop
is it ue5 at least?
My 5+ year old 2060s with 16gb of ram can run it, how
Lower the settings, set it to 30 fps and any computer made in the last decade will run it.
I don't like the inconsistent artstyle or "cute creature but gunz" direction they went with. Fur Fighters did it better.
Also its early access.
Also its combat focused.
And also, while not game itself, the fanbase is more obnoxious than Smash rosterhomosexuals and reaching snoy level of annoyance.
i'm not a furry
The monsters look boring as frick.
I don't think my computer can run it.
>very good
I don't need to be a tendie to see that this game is fricking trash. it looks like pure dogshit shovelware tier games that people would always shit on.
as someone that gets bored of survival games quickly, i've sunk 6 hours straight into it, and i can see myself playing for another dozen easily.
Its got the X factor, its flawed and needs work, but its not "slop" and its not a bad game. Any non-AAA game with almost no marketing that goes viral like this one, does so because its genuinely good.
I'm making dinner
I don’t play games in Early access
Buy it for me and I will play it :^)
I got my copy from some random person on the Steam forums. I said "The only way I'd play this game is if I got it for free" and ten minutes later somebody sent the game to my profile as a gift.
I wonder if that'd be an effective marketing strategy in the current day and age. Like giving away a ridiculous amount of free copies, say 500k, to make the game gain popularity, then profit from there onwards.
What do you think giving early copies to paid-off reviewers and influencers is for? Goodwill?
>survival crafting
>heheh pokeymans with guns and slavery
>early access
It was already shit even before the plagiarism.
im playing other game right now
and i have like 5 more in the backburner
will wait for this to get updates before i buy it
Looks too much like Ark and I'm already a little burnt out on survival games. Maybe I'll try it a year from now.
>Why aren't you playing Palword?
my shift doesnt end for another 45 imperial system minutes
because i have no friends. its joe ever
How decent of a computer do I need? Because I really wanna play it but the specs scare me.
i think it'll be fine if you turn everything down, i have most settings up high and my 5900x and 6900xt handle it well enough on my 1440p 144hz ultrawide. I get big frame drops when doing certain things though.
Even so, if you can't afford a decent rig, you got bigger problems. Go to work.
I pirated it and dropped it yesterday
It plays like any other crafting survival game except instead of machinery you have pals, that's it, that's the whole game, gather resources, craft, gather more resources, craft, gather more resources, craft, beat the stat check, go back to the grind
This shit needs at least 4 more years worth of development to have any meaningful content, because right now there's absolutely none
Why should I bother spending 2 hours of my day finding the resources and crafting the thing that lets me get new resources? Why should I look forward to that?
>CRAFTING IS SLOP
>I JUST WANT TO HUNT SHINIES FOR 5000 HOURS
Just because Palworld is a piece of shit doesn't mean somebody likes SV. I hate both of them.
palworldzooms are incapable of understanding that.
Because I do not understand it. I installed it and I started playing it and I collected wood and stones and then I did not know what to do next, what to click and I was lost, beat up a bunch of Palemons, picked up a Paleball and threw it but missed and stopped playing.
I would like to play it but I am really too stupid for it so explain it to me.
There is literally an on screen tutorial
>I am really too stupid
you're way beyond that, anon
you're like the Usain Bolt of stupid
post your hands, i don't think you're white, the tutorial explains very clearly what you need to do, and how. Have you played a videogame on pc before??
he's probably a nintendie that started on Sun or Moon
It is not like there is a tutorial that says
>now do this and now do that and now press that
All I get is a fricking LIST on the side that says
>collect wood and stones
>read the survival guide
what kind of shitty tutorial is that? I collected wood and stones and then I did not know what to do because the game did not tell me to and no I did not want to read every fricking page in the survival guide.
So yes it is not a guided tutorial or anything and you buttholes are also not helping, as usual.
Also I have played pretty much every video game there is and I tend to beat my games because I am a boomer pirate but that is just bad design oh and no I have not played Minecraft and I feel like this is the same shit and the thing where I am struggling. I played Gen 1 Pokemon when it came out and liked it but the others, I did not care about much, I have touched them but that's about it.
Also I am a white male in case you are wondering.
>Also I am a white male in case you are wondering.
then you're a fricking smooth brained disgrace, its not complicated, its not hard at all, there's nothing mysterious about the process to build up a camp, everything is labeled, figure it out moron.
Because I'm not a zoomer and I don't suffer from FOMO.
>very good
citation needed
I'm glad to see it do well but I value my time too much to play games like this.
I can play it for 10 dollars
I was never into the pokemon craze in the first place, so the novelty of what it's satirizing would be lost on me
The real satire is that it's an Ark clone more than anything Pokemon
Where is it for 20? Saw it on steam for 30
Buy an ad.
It's seriously only $20? Temtem isn't that cheap, holy shit. Anyway my computer is a potato and can't handle the graphics even on the lowest settings
Well, hopefully in a few years the game will have some more meat on its bones and you’ll have a new gaming rig.
I don’t buy games in early access. If it ever releases proper I’ll consider it.
D
>30$ on Steam
Too broke right now
i'm already waiting two early access games to finish
I’m loving the fact Gankereddit is shilling and sucking down latest goyslop and felatting e-celebs
you are all my personal jesters
name 4 good games you played, and the last pc game you bought, mr holier than thou.
are you getting upset I called you a goyslop chugging troonyhomosexual e-celeb wienersucker?
because you seem really upset clown
no, im just cringing at yet another tryhard on the internet being a contrarian for the sake of being a contrarian. This isnt some gacha game like hokey star-railing the consumer, or AAA slop like GTA6, its an almost indie game, it doesnt deserve to be shat on yet, the devs can still frick it all up if we're unlucky, but gays like you are a dime a dozen and never have anything interesting to say.
You are a generic npc of a contrarian homosexual and you ironically have nothing unique to add to anything.
shouldn’t you playing your latest goyslop troony?
your here crying and defending slop and e-celebs
that’s crazy kek
you should touch grass and reconnect with your family anon, being this much of a pathetic, tryhard gay on the internet is embarrassing, even for a Ganker incel.
Even the incel in pic rel is doing better than you.
>you should’ve touch grasserino le incelchud
/v/eddit sisters…is palslop so boring you trannies need correct the narrative anytime somebody calls you what you truly are?
lmao this nigher is defending indieslop like it’s his job
/v/eddit sisters it’s so fricking over…
looks just as ass as every other survival sandbox game I've seen
No sexy palmons.
only if you're a baragay, waifumons are very much present
Pokemon has better waifumon imo. I like Katress though.
give them time, remember that we didn't start getting really overt waifumons until gardevoir in RSE. Gen's 1 and 2 didn't really have any waifu mons. No Ampharos doesn't count, she is frickable but not by definition a waifumon
>Why aren't you playing Palword? It's only 20 bucks and very good.
Because it's in EA. It does look interesting, but I'd rather play other stuff until it fully releases - then I'll try it
that'll be years anon, years, by then any chance of a non-meta-fricked multiplayer will be long gone and nobody will play with you fresh.
I used to think like you but I've since embraced Early Access because despite it all, it really exists for small creators and it lets you glimpse behind the curtain.
Make no mistake, I do not tolerate this whole "release an unfinished game and patch it in later" when it comes to AAA and high profile releases, but with smaller studios, you get to see their initial ideas and how they evolve over time and whether they stuck to it or abandoned it, and there's a more grassroots, intimate feel with the game.
And it's also the reason why PC remains Master Race.
I had neither seen nor heard of this game until today. Wtf is going on?
Is this a multiplayer only game? I guess I like the premise but from what I've seen in social media it looks like a game best played with friends.
Open world crafting slop where you stand still and let the AI do everything
i'm not interested in boring kiddy monsters
Catching them all got bored after the first 151 pokemons
Sex mods aren't out yet
OBJECTION
https://www.loverslab.com/topic/224313-palworld-sex-mod/
This is just some twat trying to trick people into signing up to his discord, they're not even going to start pretending to work on something until official mod support comes out
All the gameplay vids I've seen of it don't look very fun
>It's only 20 bucks and very good.
>only 20 bucks
Okay, Mr. Rockefeller.
>Actually $27 on Steam in Maine
Still way too expensive for a cheap meme game that everyone will forget about in six months, IF THAT.
Remember that other "Pokemon killer," Tem Tem? ... You do, now!
Eh, TemTem doesn't count, it wanted to be an insufferably grindy MMO. It was destined for failure since Day 1 when it wanted you to grind ~20-30 hours JUST TO PLAY THE PVP.
With Palworld, within the first 5 hours you can catch a Lifmunk and hook it up with an SMG, so you get to experience "Pokémon with Guns" very smoothly and intuitively.
I'm not interested and I have better games that I'd rather be playing instead. Like Elden Ring.
>elden ring
You mean the flop game that didn't even reach 900k concurrent players?
Imagine judging quality of a game by player counts
I heard it’s 40 Australian. How do commonwealth cucks afford any hobbies, much less video games
>20 bucks
Did I download the wrong game? I keep hearing people saying the game is 20/30 bucks but for me it was only $14 on steam.
Apparently it's like Ark and I'm just not a fan of crafting/survival/base building stuff.