A developer can release a remaster for $60, and all it is, is a graphical update. Gamers will line up and it will break records. Like Ganker was jerking off to metroid remaster. But then TOTK came out, and their complaint is it's too similar to BOTW.
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Tears of the flopped
King of the shitted
Chinktroony, you lost and got raped
>mfw Chinktroony lost and got raped
Oh nonononono
Ericsisters, what can we do?
Darren wins again
NOOOOOO00000ooooo
Hahaha
How can Eric ever recover?
OMG
Darren, you won.
what a Chad!
Where is your god now, Eric?
Hell, Eric will. Never recover
Fricking destroyed
Man, what a Chad Darren is
You seem upset 😉
BTFO
Brutal mogging
Eric lost
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DARREN-SAMA SHOW MERCY
He just never misses!
It's over. Eric is finished.
We need to fall back to discord and regroup!
Darrenchads can't stop winning!
Snoytroony Erica.... you are a laughing stock. The whole board thinks you are a joke. Zelda mindraped you.
I don't even think about you at all.
>I don't even think
We know
>Getting a remaster of a game you like
>Getting a remaster of a game you don't like that's repackaged as a new game
I liked BOTW but TOTK bored me to tears. Too fricking much busywork and clunkiness. And the shrines were more annoying too. In BOTW you had to think about the solution and when you figured it out, you could execute it quickly. In TOTK you mostly just get basic puzzles that you can figure out quickly but then you have to futz around with Ultrahand to build the solution.
>see Zelda thread
>decide to play Zelda today
thanks OP
Tendies would eat literal shit if Nintendo sold it to them
True
The Metroid remaster had its own problems, but at the least it was truthful in its advertising. It was the same game, but with some QOL changes.
TOTK couldn't even hit the low bar of being DLC. It didn't fix any of the previous game's problems. Infact it made some of them worse. It made so many mechanics useless because of its obsession with being wacky and innovative. Like why ever use a mount if you can build a wacky flying hovercar? Why care about terrain navigation when you can fly over everything? Why care about charting paths and figuring out ways to return to old locales, when wacky fast travel trivializes that too?
Of course fans get so pissed off if you criticize these things.Like this one schizo from last thread who cried about how "YOU NEVER PLAYED IT IF YOU CRITICIZE IT". Like geez, I thought Arthor and his metacritic/game journo spam was bad, but this guy needs a whole tanker of meds.
Cumslit is back!
Oh cool another seethe thread
>posting on cooldown
Hi OP
You can tell it's a blatant samegay because it doesn't even bump the thread. Infact, yours was the first post to bump it from page 9.
Nice page 10 bump, chinktroony
he's been at it for over 24hrs now
It's been a lot longer than that. This guy's got some kind of mental problem.Infact, he's using the term "chinktroony" to bypass filters for his first term, "erictroony".
Why are you bumping this piece of shit thread