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The amount of zoomers crawling out of the wood work claiming to have liked this game growing up truly is pathetic. Only millenniala truly know how much of a classic this title was.
>be poor
>grow up with Gwimbly at the beginning of the 2000s because parents didn't have money for the newest consoles
>love the game so much
>come to threads to post about it because I'm a true gwimblyhead
>ACTUALLY IF YOUR PARENTS WEREN'T RICH AND BOUGHT IT THE SECOND IT CAME OUT YOU DIDN'T PLAY IT
Why are millenials with rich parents always such pieces of shit? Oh wait...
Met quite a few that do.
Think the more straight to the point gameplay of older games actually jives well with the adhd riddled age group.
i hate videogames
i guess you hate having sex too, huh?
Yes.
I've already had it so I'm automatically better than you and everyone on this board
They don't actually like retro games. They pretend to like them because their favorite Youtuber told them to.
ooh ooh ooh!
You take Venmo?
i don't watch smiling friends. i'm tired of seeing this yellow frick everywhere it's already annoying
You sound fun at parties
Based on what? All he's doing is whining. Maybe he'd be fun at a whining party, but I wouldn't invite him to a house party.
rebbit comment
t. party pooper
Yeah
The episode isn't particularly funny either by SF standards anyway
I thought it was hilarious, but I’ve been off the internet for a while so I probably just got re-sensitized to comedy.
The only thing that was funny to me was Alan trying to dump Gwimbly in increasingly sympathetic situations
When did it release just 1 episode?
It really felt like that episode wasn’t written by Zach
>i don't watch smiling friends. i'm tired of seeing this yellow frick everywhere it's already annoying
this would imply he actually loves that yellow frick
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Charlie looks so much better with one eye on each side, I know he only gets the one when he's "slightly at an angle" though
to obtain the perception of legitimacy in their vocal opinions. It is amazing how many people are so insecure as to pretend to be something they are not in order to be perceived as individuals with substance.
>just be yourself
If only you knew difficult that really is.
Is that a prolapse or a tail?
Damn b***h you want them to play older games or not.
Also a shit ton of zoomers had a PS1 and PS2 when growing up
What is this fake shit? Gwimbly was a PS1 game, not this wannabe Sonic crap.
The first Gwimbly was released for the Panasonic 3d0.
I got to play SNES/PS1 games with my dad as a kid 🙂
go to hell tyler
wait was this an actual game?
Yes.
Yeah, like how Pizza Tower borrowed that chicken mascot from that other obscure ps1 game
No, it's mock-up fanart, Gwimbly didn't get his iconic movie theater carpet pattern shirt until the 3D games. Most people never played Gwimbly before then.
get off Ganker, zach
Its literally Scrimblo Blimbo
Yes, even the Simpsons parodied him in the 90s
>JUST TAKE IT
>OOO OOO OOOOOO
I am once again asking for your million dollar game idea, Ganker
A game like Dead or Alive but you get to see their naked boobs
It's just a thousand of the smiling friend critters in a big box and you can pull one out and it says something and then you put it back in the box.
So it's like pokemon, but in skyrim
I guess the palworld devs hired that dumb irish c**t
american simulator where you sit at your desk and eat chicken nuggets
unlock new 'cheevos by mixing and matching different sauces and become the nugget lord
my game idea was tarkov tbh, well it was spy themed but same as
I would but a billionaire reading this might see this post and steal the idea and make it before I learn how to code+make art+make music, thus robbing me if my rightfully earned fortune in the future.
It's like Ar Tonelico, but you're fricking the girl instead of watching her sing, and you have to make her cum to cast spells. You can also go frick the enemy girl instead.
It's Mario Maker, but for Resident Evil.
Animal Crossing Beach Volleyball.
with jiggle physics
Devil May Cry, but open world
Anyone else get hungry for chicken watching this guy? What are the best nuggets on the market?
yeah, every time I post him I get a ridiculous craving for good ol' mcnuggets
I personally like Chik-Fil-A nuggies best, but Wendy's spicy nuggets are pretty good too.
McNuggets were way worse when I was a kid, but they're still not great, just marginally better than before.
It's been forever since I tried Burger King's, but from what I recall, they're okay, but you can get a crapload of them for cheap.
There's probably a bunch of other chains I've forgotten and even local restaurants that sell them which are better than what I've listed
I got 40 McNuggets with all the sauces on April 2nd because of him. I regret nothing.
One during a vacation to the Black Sea, I had a bad experience with McD's chicken nuggets. Ever since (and especially after trying the chicken tenders from KFC) I pretty much stopped eating them.
ftl with pokeballs
What game is this
Faster Than Light.
Good gaem.
That doesn't look like FTL though? Unless there's some drastic overhaul mod
FTL
killer OST
?t=1138
RPGMaker adaptation of The Odyssey with H-scenes
Worm Odyssey with Joi play.
Comfy fishing game but with horror elements
A h game where you play as a bored bisexual housewife who fricks around during the day.
You have to keep up on chores by doing mini games and keep on top of rumours so you don't get found out.
Idea stolen.
That sounds like an acerola game, minus the whole "actively trying to hide it" part.
kingdom hearts musou obviously
or a real sequel to crash team racing
bootleg Stargate SG-1 MMORPG
You remember Majesty? Okay, it's like Majesty, except you have a single controllable character that RPG levels throughout the campaign.
Also, I think it would work best if your character is a Necromancer, which would allow your character to both function as the core combat AND growth lynchpin, but that's not core to the idea.
They gave him a prolapse didn't they
Do they cut it with hedge clippers?
>OOH OOH OOOH!
ooo ooo ooo!
post yfw
I'm going to say it. America has a damn fentanyl problem
Retro games were good for a reason. They are real games.
All this art and content makes me wish this was a real game.
You better believe there's gonna be fan games. If there's another Smash Bros they're gonna make Geno fans look well adjusted.
I don't get it, the visual design is so ugly.
must be an american thing
>amerimutts wish this dogshit design of a "character" was a real game
have a nice day NOW. and I mean NOW. Same homosexuals who probably thought of """Wild Woody""" except that was real and flopped because what moron would even play as a FRICKING pencil.
The troony making the Bloodborne ps1 game has put me off to PSX styled content in the year of our lord 2024.
stop letting them manipulate you so easily.
He was C&D'd over it, so you can like it again.
stop letting other people control the things you like, if they're moronic you're nega-moronic
something about people making shitpost games, but spending ages on it, giving updates like it's a real game really annoys me for some reason
They can reap compliments for it but dismiss criticism
the ending of the new episode mirrors the pilots ending a lot
>characters gathered around the TV with something on showing the clients better, happier life
>they all laugh about something except one character who's upset
>laughter is interrupted by something shocking suddenly appearing, with everyone screaming at each other trying to stop it
What does the green thing do?
I'm sure they'll show what he does in at least one episode this season. This episode was basically made to show why Alan doesn't usually do much of the actual work. There are clearly a lot of smaller less human relatable Critters in the world of Smiling Friends, my best guess is that he's there to translate or something to that effect. Inevitably, this will be proven wrong and it will be hilarious, but for now that's what comes to mind.
Love the little detail of their stare-down beforehand, James initiates with a cold, vindictive stare, trying to intimidate, and Glep reciprocates by staring back unfazed. Locking eyes for a couple of seconds before James relinquishes and looks elsewhere, Glep is such a fricking alpha.
he's lucky he looked away when he did, or he would've gotten spit at
He's probably the social media marketer, it would explain why he's on the tablet all the time.
It sells plushies
Pim is the one who makes people smile through optimism and good spirits. Charlie makes people smile through finding rational things to find joy in. Glep makes people smile by being a silly little creature. Alan just collects a paycheck
>Glep makes people smile by being a silly little creature.
I don't think Glep works on the field.
He knows magic or some shit. Probably just there because he can handle nonsense cases like actual small children and not manchildren
I can't believe Gwimbly 3: Gwimby's Revenge is Pim's favorite game in the series, that's when the feature bloat grew out of control.
Gwimbly 2: The Seven Scunkucoins was much more focused and, on top of that, was just an objective improvement over the first Gwimbly.
At least it wasn't that weird Gameboy game, Gwimbly: Cruxia's Crusade. What the hell was IGBG thinking with that one
Could be worse, at least he's not a Gwimbly: Gears and Pistons defender.
Gwimbly Xtreme Racing is a god damned classic and I'm tired of pretending it's not the best kart racer of all time.
You cannot convince me that Gwimbly 3 is not the peak of the whole series. It introduced the iconic Gwimbly Gun for god's sake.
The Gwimbly Gun is not iconic and will never be iconic, expect as an icon of the decay and decline of a once great frnachise. People like you are the reason Gwimbly strayed from the original vision and became a failed husk of its former self. You should be ashamed
frick you
IF I HAD MY GWIMBLY GUN RIGHT NOW-
>introduced
>didn't perfect
that's why
gotta agree with the other anon. it was pretty weird they just gave him a gun like that. it was not something I would've seen Gwimbly using the first 2 games. I get that they were going for a different audience but it didn't work with the original one like me.
i think the gwimbly PS2 games werent THAT bad
Gwimbly extreme snow luge 2 was the only good one on the ps2, and it was a spinoff so nobody played it
gwimbly 4: temple's of frog honestly is better than gwimbly 1, ill die on that hill
I'll admit Gwimbly Gwimsanity could have been good if it wasn't rushed, but you're HIGH if you believe Gwimbly Marches On and fricking Gwimbly: Back In Action weren't the studio just fricking crapping in our faces twice in a row
i think people mainly hate them because they're all built off of the engine of the gwimbly 1 port, the level design in that really wasn't built for the changed physics, with levels actually made for the engine it's not so bad
The ONLY good modern Gwimbly material were the handheld games. Why do you think they lasted way longer than the console shit after the classic era?
Modern mainstream games are made by and for millennials. The zoomer market, which is actually underserved, has to look elsewhere. The idea of old games not trying to scam you must be pretty appealing to them.
>Modern mainstream games are made by and for millennials.
Maybe in the indy scene but most AAA games are headed by Gen Xers and a few hold out Boomers.
Millennials are still mostly grunt work
Gotta wait till their in their 50s before they get leadership roles.
/our show/
Why did Alan do it?
the last time he let his guard down around a tiny critter, he got crucified
Autism
its funny how she would also look like that after a night with me
It startled him.
ptsd from the purple things
S01E01 PTSD.
It's only natural. All 5th-gen games are automatically "deepfried."
I can't be the only one who wants to see gwimbly take a big hard wiener, right?
What, you want his iconic purple prolapse to get worse?
there was this one fujo on deviantart who shipped gwimbly and groxia it was fricking awful
yeah, groxia has a beautiful fricking wife and kids for fricks sake, leave the guy alone
he probably starred in some adult dating sims games to make money
Gwimbly? The loveable scrungo fungo from the wimbly bimbly series?
A reminder that the Gwimbly 1 director is a HACK and his dog shit kickstarter resulted in the most mediocre Gwimbly-like of all time. It was superficially Gwimbly at best, zero soul buggy ass game and I regret having donated 500 dollars to get my furry oc added into that mess of a game.
what the FRICK was his problem
heeeey, Ganker from 4chaaan
uhh, a little birdie told me it's your birthday today
and uhm
and you're a big fan of Gwimbly
so uhm
oh yeah
ooo ooo oooh
uhm
>I showed you my ooh ooh ooh, answer me
and I'm seeing here I sho- I should tell moot to go to hell
I don't know who moot is or what that means uh
>that fricking filename
I've been here too long.
Every time I read some variation of this on here, it never fails to make me laugh my ass off.
did you know that in europe/japan the fartsniffer enemies were changed for being too crude?
Interesting
for what they changed them?
The Japanese release of Gwimbly 1 had a shitty fixed camera because they thought it gave Japanese kids motion sickness. No wonder Nips never liked Gwimbly as much as the west.
Japanese audiences were always prejudiced against little critters, there's no way a franchise starring one would sell well.
>uooh gay magnet
>gamer magnet
now we're rad.
TUBULAR
Why is he eating sweet corn? Who likes sweet corn.
it is SO over Ganker sisters...
>34 minutes
why do video essay Black folk always milk as much content they can out of things? Unless you're a zomer and its irrelevant or you've been living under a rock you already know what happened to gwimbly, yet people will still watch this entire video through and learn nothing from it.
Gwimbly...had a rough transition into 3D...
Gwimbly is Sovl though
Where can I watch Gwimbly's show without paying for a streaming subscription?
it was uploaded on twitter for free and ppl been sharing the mega file for days
NO SPOON FEEDING SORRY
OH OH OH
Look through the Ganker threads, there's a mega link floating around.
Try using yandex
there is a streaming site specifically for cartoons that has it
You can find it on torrent websites since april 2nd
Really annoying how people have been talking about this guy so much just because ConjuringCondiment made a video on Gwimbly speedruns.
SMORMU
Look at that frickable little prostitute
Where's my Smormu? They said he was here forever and never going away, this decision cannot be undone
DEMOCRACY IS A SHAM!
You don't know anon? He sadly passed away at the very end of the episode. Check after the credits.
it's joever, m8
I hear he shot himself because he peanut farm withered
MUH PEANUTS DUN WENT SOUR
dude, stop hitting- stop punching shit
NO I REALLY REALLY DON'T WANT SMORMU
>2024
>I am forgotten.
that homie dead rip
frick it time to rewatch S1
me when i play any vidya
Tell me about Count Groxia
Why did he and his minions want all the creamed corn? I genuinely forgot because I couldn't fricking stand the voices in the first 2 games
The original instruction manual stated that he was doing it to starve out the Gwimbly Clan so he could build condos on their island home for his timeshare scheme, but I think they kind of forgot about that after the first game.
It's a physical manifestation of the world's pain and sorrow, which they feed on.
Gwimbly makes me want to play some 3D platformers again
Which ones should I play?
Rayman 2
It has like 8 different versions but from what I've heard Dreamcast is the best
Spyro. Yuka Laylee. Crash. Ape Escape. Rayman. Gex. A Bugs Life.
If you want stuff that resembles Gwimbly, Banjo-Kazooie, Spyro the Dragon, and Rayman 2 are the big inspirations
>Banjo-Kazooie, Spyro the Dragon, and Rayman 2 are the big inspirations
I'd say he's more a mix of Crash and Croc, but really he's meant to kind of blend in with the dozens of other forgotten trash mascots like Gex, Ty, and Bubsy.
Banjo. Don't play Conker, tho, that game is fricking garbage
At least we can all agree it was a fricking awful idea to give Mr. Millipede his own game.
Frick off, Mr. Millipede's Adventure is the best metroidvania on the Game.com.
MMPA is just a reskin of Mildor’s Plume. I’m talking about Mr. Millipede’s Chemistry Lab
Look I love Gwimbly as much as the next guy, but what the frick were they thinking when they designed the official Gwimbly Pro Controller?
Why did they dedicate half the controller to a trackball that was only used for the Beach Ball Rolling minigame in Gwimbly's Arcade Collection?
I unironically want this controller. If it had a custom PCB to deal with the bulk it would be great.
Apparently the ball mechanics were going to be more important in the rerelease until the project was passed off to a different team. The controller had already been finalized by that point.
you now remember the crimson corn creepypasta
you know. if they brought his games back like spyro and crash I would buy it
>there are people who still believe that Gwimbly 2 is the best out of the original trilogy
the company almost died after they released that piece of trash
Gwimbly 2 was the last true Gwimbly game before they started catering to the most vanilla audience. and failing miserably at. it's no wonder the franchise died down after that
I'm still mad that Gwimbly and Volvy never had a crossover game. Now Volvy and Mr. Millipede are fricking dead. I hate video games.
I'm telling you man, this country has a god damn fentonyl crisis and I'm fricking sick of it
Hey is that Gwimbly cartoon pilot still lost media or has someone managed to dig up more than a few seconds of footage from it?
reportedly there's this one Black person with the pilot on dvd but he refuses to give it up unless people pay him enough money
The new Ed Edd Eddy multiplayer of Ganker
This whole thread is an allegory for Ganker.
People saying whatever moronic shit they can think of for a game they have never played.
Yeah we are really good at that.
Saturday afternoons.. mom making lunch, plans to meet up with friends later maybe.. no cares in the world except where to find the next Gwimbly gun power increase.. take me back..
unironically the ratchet games were this for me
>wake up
>dad is out
>brother is fishing
>mom is out, left a note saying leftovers in fridge and she will pick em up food later
>just play ratchet all day
peak
That's sad.
Everyone saying Gwimbly 3 killed the franchise isn't looking at the bigger picture. The studio obviously wanted to phase Gwimbly out after that toddler choked on that Mr. Millipede burger king toy, so they put their B team on Gwimbly and moved the A team to Mouse Quest. I'm just saying it's the only explanation that makes sense.
you should be happy people will keep the classics alive
to this day I'm still asking for Gwimbly to be added to smash. heard they were gonna add him to a smash-like game though
>he doesn't know
Frick Boss mains
>Troglor and Gwimbly together
this is why love smash(like) games
>Alternate Reality where Doomguy and Crash got into smash
Did Chris animate the 3D part of this episode? Looks like his style.
no
Troglor was probably animated by Chris.
Gwimbly was animated by Hoolopee
Nah, troglor was animated by an Andy Garcia of OneyWareGames
ah that takes me back. seems like the artist community mainly survived in deviant art. I'm kinda scared to search too much considering what gets posted in there
because you force them too
They realized new games suck dick so they looked back and saw us holding all the gold. It was inevitable.
Now they ask me for game recs all the time.
So Insane Groundbreaking Games is supposed to be Epic Games, right?
Could more or less be any Western AAA, they're basically all interchangable.
If I had to guess though I'd maybe say Naughty Dog, since as a company they have a paralyzing terror of Crash Bandicoot and appearing immature.
The company name plus the skins and microtransactions talk made me think of Epic and Fortnite pretty immediately (though both concepts are hardly unique to Epic) and Troglor felt very Gears of War in his design.
It seemed like Ubisoft to me.
Eh, it could be them too, yeah.
They don't really seem ashamed of Rayman though.
Just preoccupied with their terrible Counterstrike Global Offensive knockoff.
I saw some people saying it's meant to be Microsoft with Banjo & Halo, though MS buying Rare after the main Banjos already came out muddies that up some.
I mean really it's probably just meant to be an amalgamation of general western game industry trends slapped onto a strawman company. You could maybe claim it's meant to be Naughty Dog or Insomniac given their histories, but it's not meant to be one specific company.
And that's before you get into most of them being owned by microsoft at this point.
The ones shaped like dinosaurs taste better, it's science.
It's supposed to be most of them. The point is that the company used to live up to its name. Now it doesn't. EA used to be Electronic Arts, and the insert that came with a lot of their earliest games was a Mission Statement which declared in no uncertain terms that they considered what they were publishing was genuine art worthy of respect. It's Naughty Dog, It's Sucker Punch, It's Insomniac, and it's Rare. They all created works which stood on their own and embodied the optimistic, the honest, the stylish and whimsical all for their own sake. Then, the culture shifted with the 2008 financial crisis, where serious, creator driven art of a positive or optimistic tone, across all media disappeared, basically overnight. To endorse an optimistic outlook became a sign of weakness or complicity in a fundamentally broken world. That all beliefs which were not in some capacity nihilistic or depressive are inherently immature.
Gwimbly is another extension on the themes that Smiling Friends has had the whole time. That a positive outlook and choosing to take things lightly sometimes is just better in general and that it's hurting all of us to act as though we all need to be activists for some cause or another.
it's an amalgamation of every western mascot character
>looks like a rayman 2/3 character
>music sounds like a banjo kazooie game
>animated like a spyro/crash character and Mr Millipede is like his Sparx
Is Gwimbly about farts?
Gwimbly fan game when?
There's a non zero chance that he gets into Multiversus. It would be extremely funny and strikes me as something they'd enjoy working on with the developers more than any of the core Smiling Friends.
Gwimbly would be funny but it'd be a really hard sell to the execs. I still feel like, if we actually see a Smiling Friends rep which I don't think is likely, even with its success I can't see it getting repped before ATHF, and Venture Bros is also likely ahead of it in priority so far as AS shows go, it'll probably be Charlie.
>gwimbly over the actual characters
would be funny as hell and on-brand
If Charlie got into MVS I would cum buckets.
If Gwimbly got in instead Id burn down AS.
is that really supposed to be a prolapsed anus and not tail
jesus zach
Ambiguity, being open to interpretation, is the mark of a truly genius character design.
Gwimby still has it in the "original" rendering, and assuming he's around the same age as Mr. Millipede, that would make him around 27 when the game released in 1998. Barring a terribly abused childhood, I don't think it's reasonable for a 27 year old to be blown out comically badly like that, even assuming an extremely high frequency of conduct and conditions which would cause such a thing. I've seen stuff like that, and, sure they can end up pretty fricked up, but the expression of a segment of intestine like doesn't happen until later.
I was really hoping for a hedge clippers scene
I am a zoomer, my favourite genres are P&C, Roguelikes and CRPGS and the good ones tend to be retro.
I'm so happy newgrounds artists that are worth a shit are finding niche's in the industry or online...and then you have Rice Pirate and 'Egoraptor'...Stamper too but he was better as a VA then his zany well tweened lewd joke animations.
Runkachunk going on to voice 2B is still crazy to me. Kirbopher had to go frick up his direct line to voice a Smash character by breaking an NDA 2 days early.
Kirbopher at least managed to get Reigen in Mob Psycho so he didn't completely frick himself with that NDA thing.
Anon will you PLEASE tell me what the hell is going on in these thread????
video-games
>and then you have Rice Pirate
What ended up happening to him, anyway?
Started beef with Chris and that goes for most of the Sleepy Cabin cast all having shitflings on twitter with eachother. Before it was just Stamper, but iirc RP is just a dick head to everyone who 'changed their ways', he still does indie animations mostly J0-J0 homages.
Not a bad 'Test Series' but he's up his own ass if he thinks fan-animations are a soapbox to point fingers at others for finding new viable avenues online for pay.
>Started beef with Chris and that goes for most of the Sleepy Cabin cast all having shitflings on twitter with eachother
Grim. Nothing good ever lasts. At least he's still animating, for what it's worth.
pulled off a total power move towards chris and oneyplay gays are still salty about it
I watched that Cartoon Network show Arin worked on. Not sure how much of it he was actually responsible for, but it was the most unfunny ADHD shit ever. I know people call anything these days "ADHD" but I mean there were literally no pauses, no room to breathe, just a constant stream of inane shit happening.
He worked on a show? All i can find on his IMBD is his oc webstuff.
Mighty Magiswords. Dan did the intro song for it as well.
OH yeah, show had cute designs but anything tweened and not made with enough attention will always be compared to Johnny Test trash. It also didn't help that Magisword was trying to bridge the iPad kids to cable before streaming got REALLY big.
And yeah the humor was very throwaway, I miss the faux-anime the french canadian made, they had cheesey writing in a good way.
SexuaLobster works on Bluey as an animator, so that's another new newgrounds artist that made it in the industry.
He was just a VA for that show. Arin only ever got into animation in the first place to have something to VA in.
I'm just happy this brought back the artists
the people yearn for wacky mascot platformers
25% video essay or e-celeb shilling
25% natural curiosity
50% just being fricking poseurs for street cred and it's all ages issue really
Gwimbly genuinely looked good when they showed off his old game. That boss fight was peak Spyro.
What is Gwinbly supposed to be?
The most soulful Scrimblo in modern times.
He's just a critter, unless they're named to be something like Mr. Frog or Shrimp the critters in Smiling Friends aren't supposed to "be" anything discernible.
I'm pretty sure 3D models classify as different species.
>cchilab is latching onto Smiling Friends now
Frick off you troony homosexual
I found your diaper alt, btw
Cchilab is based they draw fat Moxxie.
>they
>spoiler
why is it always fricking diapers with these people
post diaper alt
The alt itself is gone... but I got a few screencaps of it. I could be wrong but I swear this is his account: the art style gives off vibes of cchilab trying to disguise his main account's easily recognizable style, but he slips up here and there, and his choice in characters (grungy tomboys) gives him away. If I'm wrong, I'll eat my hat.
This? This is the cringe? This is nothing, you homosexuals are too weak.
>diaper fetish alt?
>That's weak you guys should probably just forget it altogether
Ok so it is the artist then.
Hey cchilab, are underage characters in fetish art okay or not? You seem to flip-flop on your position every time you rebrand yourself.
Normalgays seething at this post. If diapergays are shocking to you then you're new and should lurk at least 15 years before posting.
No one said anything about shock, just cringe, and diapergays have always been cringe.
>This is nothing, you homosexuals are too weak.
of all fricking things and you go on the defensive for fricking diapers? yeah ok if you wanna take shitting green farts down a severed head's throat and compare that to diapers then i guess diapers would end up looking like the mother theresa of fetishes. you dumb Black person
I like their fat stuff better
>show oo oo oo clip to 4 year old niece
>she cries laughing like it's the best thing she's ever heard
>she keeps doing the oo oo oo dance
Buttered Toast was the funniest shit to me and my older brother when we watched EE&E.
For me it was
Slide on the Soap
>*squeegee squeak*
hell-o light!
CHICKENS
YEEHAW
cute! you sound like a good uncle, anon
As a parent, frick you and have a nice day. You're not the one who has to deal with that 24/7 for the next however many years. You're the same as the c**ts who get my kids a damn drum set for their birthday.
>Kids get interested in a musical instrument
>Stomp it into the ground when they're young because it's "annoying"
>You're the same as the c**ts who get my kids a damn drum set for their birthday.
Sounds based.
I gave my niece a tongue drum and an Otamatone for her birthday.
You sound like a shitty parent, anon. Hope your kid turns out ok in spite of your incompetence.
>how DARE my child learn an instrument instead of posting on Ganker all day
>not encouraging your child's interest in music
>not setting up times where it would be ok for them to practice
Couldn't be me.
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T PLAY AN INSTRUMENT BECAUSE IT ANNOYS ME
frick you, shouldn't have had a kid if you didn't want to be annoyed
What's that you say?
Show every small child Baby Shark?
a lot of sad kids who wanted drums replied to you
drums are a shit instrument and you sound reasonable. let your kids learn good shit instead
>the literal backbone of rhythm in almost every band is a shit instrument
you are such a Black person i bet you think nu rap is an improvement
>almost every band
Yeah, bands. Jazz and rock bands.
like a trust fund band, perchance.
>You're not the one who has to deal with that 24/7 for the next however many years.
I actually know how this feels, but reversed. When I was a kid, my mom used to use "Smeagol" when referring to anything in a diminutive manner. And last year, she started doing the same with "Kissy Missy", which she found out about on TikTok.
Don't have kids if you don't want them to be annoying you 24/7
ooo ooo ooo
ooo ooo ooooooo
i hope you die with your child scorning you for everything you failed to encourage him at. you will be remembered as the person who he inherited from and nothing more
i have a four year old. you come across as a shitty dad who hates his kid. go have another basement beer. you've earned it.
are the replies to this really surprised a parent who still uses Ganker is bad at being a parent
Which Count Groxia boss fight was the best in the series?
I keep telling myself funny scream isn't actually funny but then cry laughing at this
Anything can be funny if the writer is actually talented and knows their focus.
>guys i really gotta go, bye
Why did he end up marrying Large Marge?
>looks Tomar, it's you
Zach is fricking with his, that's not a tail, its an anus
>That Charlie
No. NO. PLEASE GOD NO.
they did it on purpose.
There are r34 of smiling friends.
Gwimbly was never good.
>Implying Cory wouldn't draw lewds of Gwimblina and 100% the Clum Garden
faker.
>missed the actual s2 episode because I thought it was gonna just all be puppets and stopped watching
Same but it was easy to find online so it's whatever
>not watching the puppet remixes
They were fun. New episode is pretty easy to find online anyway
I missed it because I thought the clips were just sneak peaks while s2 was still in production, I only just watched the full episode now
The puppet episodes were hilarious despite being retreads of old stories.
Shame she's covered in tattoos irl
I think Gwimbly 4: Gwimbly's Awakening Special Edition was over priced for what amounted to on disc dlc.
>why do zoomers
Why did they ruin him? They finally gave him the spotlight, but he went from an awkward autist to a complete jerkass
I thought he was okay. If the show keeps going they'll find a good middle ground. Him kicking the little thing was funny though.
dont startle him simple as that
He doesn't like homeless people, I don't see the issue.
Can anon sleep here?
Honestly the whole "trying to find an immediate solution to the problem without considering how rude you sound or how the other party feels about that solution" feels very genuinely autist core.
Alan trying to callously dump Gwimbly in increasingly buttholeish situations was the only funny joke in the entire episode dude
Why does Ganker hate this show?
Not liberal enough because it makes fun of vaping and one of the co-creators said porn addiction is bad.
Fricking nazis. No wonder.
>one of the co-creators said porn addiction is bad
source? if it was during oneyplays then I don't see why they would take that so seriously kek
You ever tell an alcoholic it isn't good to be constantly drunk?
that doesn't answer my question
It was at some point during Sonic Heroes primarily. Some schizos took them seriously enough that they've addressed it a few other times.
I think the earliest reference was Zack making fun of redditors from r/badfacebookmemes seething at their short-term dopamine chasing lifestyles being attacked.
I do a good deal of jerking it and eating junk food myself but if you get seething obsessed over some eceleb homosexuals shitting on your "lifestyle" I think you absolutely have a problem
Zach said people shouldn’t get turned on by shitting in diapers and some guy’s been seething ever since
Unironically because Chris and Zach said it wasn't healthy to constantly be zerkin it
>why /insert board interest here/ hates "Most popular current thing of said interest"?
Just look at Ganker, whenever a new release starts attracting attention, a legion of schizos will start making organizing troll/shitpost/flame war. It's so moronic that they will look for the first black NPC they can find, print it, and spam it ad infinitum.
I mean that doesn't really prove anything since most "popular" (paid goons on youtube to make videos about it) games that come out now are actually just straight up shit.
There is a difference between shilling and FOTM, anon.
If you asked me 10 years ago, I'd be inclined to give you the benefit of the doubt.
As of now, however, frick off.
>As of now, however
You are jaded, anon.
There is no amount of marketing you can make to turn a piece of shit into a successful game.
Just look at Ubisoft whenever they are about to release new shit and they come to shill in this site with the same promotional images and always fall flat.
>You are jaded, anon.
Do you have any idea how convenient it would be for me if nearly everything wasn't shit?
>everything is shit
See, you are jaded, you are looking at the world with shit-colored glasses.
Do yourself a favor and hide shit you don't like, don't waste your finite life with garbage. There is nothing to be gained from it. you only lose.
They don't, they just have a dedicated autist obsessed with shitting on it and ruining the threads.
It seems generally well liked over there but there is one severely autistic shitposter who hates it for irrational reasons. See also: The anti-smoking schizo on Ganker who has made it his life's mission to make discussing Mad Men impossible.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Kill%20yourself%20evil%20scum/
Ganker Smiling Friends discussion is plagued by a guy who decided to spend his every waking hour forcing a meme because, paraphrasing his own words, he wants to be the next barneygay. And SF is his MLP. If you've ever seen that "The Ganker Smiling Friends conflict explained" thing he spams on multiple boards, he made that shit up as a dramatic backstory, tbharchive confirms he just showed up one day and started bruteforcing his le epic buzzword into Ganker's lexicon.
>be the next MLP
most Ganker generals have figured out that if you stay in 1 thread (or maybe 2-3 on premier day), You won't get your show banned from the board. If MLP came out today, they probably would follow this soft-rule
Ganker sounds like a shit hole. Seems like every other poster on that board acts like that guy.
It's gotten really bad. Over time I've had to stop posting about multiple cartoons I like because attention prostitutes who make it their life's mission to ruin low-medium traffic threads were taking notice of them. Lockdown caused an explosion of these people for some reason.
It’s legitimately one of the few board truly worse than Ganker
Ganker has a widespread and blatant crossover with normalgay social media. Ganker gets twitter screencap threads but Ganker gets twitter screencap threads where the thread OP actually wrote the tweet in the cap.
>twitter screencap threads where the thread OP actually wrote the tweet in the cap.
So it's basically reddit.
To fit in and because influencer told them to
short by the guy who animated gwimbly
features some voice cameos
I love that they just give shoutouts to random internet animators and VA's
>michael and zach in the elevator
nice
oh SHIT, i love this guy. damn i thought gwimbly looked pretty great now i know why
>Born in in 96
>Favorite game is Jak and Daxter which is now 22 years old
I was never pretending
Do you want to suffer? Realize that
>2015 was basically 10 years ago.
>People already consider 2010 old.
>There are anons here that were born after 2010.
Damn I don't remember making this post. I still go back and play the series sometimes with my dad.
Can't wait to see Adult Swim release a real Gwimbly game before Bowlbo
Gwimbly was a shit game. Other than the boss fight against the pizza shogun, of course.
>its shit because everything after Pizza Shogun filtered me
Abhorrent post.
I wonder, had that "Power Move" not happened you think Mick would have played himself during the puppet version of episode 2?
Or do you think it was never on the table at all and it was always going to be some funny old gym man?
Power move?
He went into the lion's den and showed Chris that he wasn't afraid of him.
I can’t believe they made scrimblo bimblo real
is it bad i only watched this because nostalgiacritic gave it a good review
unironically one of the best things adult swim has put out in over a decade
New Deltarune Secret Boss came out?
oo oOO OOO
you guys remember that? so fricking iconic
Gayest thing ever, Gwibly was from Brooklyn with a heavy accent, not this gay bing ooh ooh shit
im not sure if youre aware of this but in the new gwimbly reboot, he's actually gay. i guess its that "corporate wokeness" that is in every game now
why does a platformer need an iconic gwimbly gun? it's those kinds of baffling design decisions that make it no surprise that they stopped making gwimbly games
it was only a temporary powerup in the first game, they figured out it was a shit idea really quick.
If Gwimbly is so great why he ain't in smash then?
Gwimblygays BTFO
maybe they actually do like retro games
did you think about that?
It's sort of weird how everyone's vaguely aware that there's something incredibly wrong with the state of gaming now, and "nostalgia" is basically kind with talks of the classics dominating.
But people are just unwilling to put two and two together that old games haven't suddenly become less fun.
Despite major platforms trying to make it as inconvenient (but still technically possible so people don't turn to piracy) as possible to play said old games.
Wrong board
We're 300 posts into a conversation, frick off.
hey tomar
what would you do if a hideous ps1 gremlin with a prolapsed anus walked up to you and went "ooo ooo ooo"
From what I've seen, they actually like the retro games.
Which isn't really surpising, considering how shit games are now.
>him trying to make charlie flinch and mocking him
Holy jej
>what if the only thing that'll make me smile is me slowly sawring your head off
If milennials played it and still have a copy there's a good chance their kids played it. So plenty of zoomers probably did play older games that their milennial parents still had.
Considering the oldest milennials are hitting 40 now, a ton of them have zoomer kids.
Rewatching some clips I just realized Gwimbly calls Mr Milipede his trusty sidekick, pretty sure thats a Norm reference
fair enough, but its a well known fact both zach and michael are huge norm fans, and zach has been known to get some of his ideas from norm
zoomies are not funny, they are just completely insane from lack of proper education.
I wonder what Mr Millipede is doing?
Fentanyl
America has a fricking Fentanyl crisis.
I can't believe that Smormu suffered the exact same fate not long after being voted in as the 5th smiling friend.
Did smiling friends get a new episode or something?
Where can I watch it please I crave for the funny
wcostream
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ITeP1RStZti4MR7JrHpbD7LyCwDDRMwv/view
Is it a significant improvement from S1? The pilot was great but all of S1 kinda sucked ass.
feels like more of the same. this episode is very similar to the pilot, I believe theyre going with a "if it aint broke dont fix it" approach. I like it, but i guess the fact that theyre short episodes helps
This episode in particular feels very similar to the S1 pilot. It's at least A tier episode.
They even reference old jokes.
>ending the episode with Charlie depressed instead of Pim
The only real improvement is they finally used Alan in an A-plot for once. It's very on-brand to the rest of the show, and I'm fine with that.
I know a lot of people complained that Alan and Glep barely got used in season 1, but how bad was it that Alan being used in an A-plot is that big of an improvement?
I wouldn't call it a "big improvement" at all, honestly. It just finally ticks this nagging checkbox in the back of my brain for this character who sat out every major event in the first season. I can't even say I'd really change any season 1 episode, because it was all great. I just don't think Alan was used to his potential.
I think the problem with Alan is he kinda gets overwritten by Charlie already being the “straight” guy
Alan wasn't the straight man, if anything Pip was the straight man to his callousness.
I think it's smart not to play Glep too heavily. He's a great background gag every time he's there, but you don't want to make him front and center constantly or you wind up with a GIR situation. Forcing the marketable little random whatsit to DEMAND the audience's attention.
thanks, lad 🙂
OFFICIAL Ganker RANKING OF SMILING FRIENDS EPISODES
Desmond big day out > Simon S Salty > Gwibly > Enchanted forest > Shrimp Odyssey > Charlie go to hell > Halloween special > Mr Frog > Frowning friends
>Mr Frog and frowning friends that low
I like them both more than Shrimp Odyssey.
Enchanted forest was the greatest without a doubt. Just the we were right there joke was the funniest shit ever.
so who voiced james? cusack?
who the frick is james?
this guy
>filename
why does he have 4 fingers per hand here but
5 here
?
Same reason Desmond had 4 fingers on one hand and 5 fingers on his gun weilding hand.
>the monitor and the hole in the wall behind it
>mushroom cum rag
based references
why so many melted candles on his bathroom?
yeah it doesnt sound like anyone, and only hadel, cusack, marc, lyle and tomar appear in the credits. props to lyle btw it took me a while to recognize him as the ceo
Michael voiced him
ligma balls
I like how smiling friends is pretty good.
Yeah.
>zoomers like new games
>grrr zoomers should like old games, damn zoomers
>zoomers like old games
>stop liking old games!
Man you've become like the parents you swore you'd never become
But fear not you'll get to see zoomers doing the exact same and not listing to you when you point this out
Do the people who made this episode even know there was a Millipede game and it was about as popular as Centipede?
seriously though, what the FRICK was his problem?
he sold his likeness.
he's OOGLY GOO
>Sell your likeness
>Don't even have your iconic M16
It's his special.
hes got the same prolapse as wild woody
Holy shit I hadn't even realized he could be based on Wild Woody
games were good
cartoon was so-so
Why did DIC Entertainment have to make so many weird changes to the cartoon anyway? It barely even resembled the game.
This could have been a good image if the hat wasn't torn to shit. You even see in the show that it used to be in one piece.
Looks like it looks like that in the old game, but it's rounded on the smash clone model.
the new episode wasn't very good
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zoomers play old games the same way kids used to watch old movies
also implying this show isn't aimed at precisely 20 something losers who will go MUH CHILDHOOD at videogame companies
wait, is the 2nd season outbalready? wasn't it supposed to air in may?
they dropped the first ep after filtering people with three puppet remakes of s01 episodes
It was quite weak, for a moment I thought each remake would get cheaper and cheaper but it didn't.
Rick and Morty had the best April Fools episode.
I can't find the pilot episode where doc gets morty to lick his balls
the west is fallen
is there a mega link anywhere?
https://mega.nz/file/QQ5jQQRD#l7NnenNCeOo9XZLws7Qo3jaPbUPLJBX7kk8kEtQqWtM
ty anon
this
I stayed up til 5 in the morning on april fools because I didn't think they would be that mean and went to bed really sad
I miss it when streaming shit just dumped all the episodes of everything at once
>"we can't let them make a new Gwimbly game, it's our IP to do nothing with"
What's your favorite childhood/early adolescent IP from a still existing studio that does nothing with it? It can't have recent shit games or remasters, it has to be completely ignored.
You posted it
Prototype.
patapon. 1 and 2 were kino, 3 jumped the shark and it's been dead ever since. the new game made by some of the old devs looks shit too.
sony are such ficking Black folk
>KINOpon
jumped the shark with the 3rd game, series abandoned
>KINOco roco
jumed the shark with the spin-off, series abandoned.
those were the greatest musical games with GOAT ost
Loco roco made the psp worth it
that and listening to random afghan radio stations with the digital radio
>viva pinata
only game from microsoft that I would like to play, why these Black folk don't release on PC for god sake.
same with gravity rush from Sony.
Don't worry anon! We're getting Gravity Rush 2 on pc! But not 1. Because reasons!
It's something though. I never played any of the games, and they look so fun.
it was a reference to the show.
dinocrisis. I'm still waiting for Regina to come back and save the frickers
>The Alan voice is just Michael doing an Adam Paloian impression
When Pim turns into Gollum in the enchanted forest episode, he has the Alan voice
409 replies into this thread and I still have no idea what the frick the OP image is referencing to, despite having interest in the scrimblo subject
stealth thread for a cartoon
are you with the renaissance men or something?
Who are the Renaissance men?
I'm just reading the thread, know as much as you do man
i'm not a zoomer but i get happy seeing people play games i enjoyed as a kid and having fun
what's wrong with it?
i dont know, the japanese outsourced episodes looked good.
Best ep?
Worst ep?
i hated the mr frog episode
Hey. Get out. Now.
Not him, but frick you and frick Mr Frog.
Glep B plot was the only redeemable thing about it.
the ending where he runs in with a hammer to smash the woman's skull in was pretty funny. best episode is the pilot 100% objectively but the frowning friends episode was pretty good too.
agreed that frowning friends and the pilot are the two best episodes from season 1, and season two is off to a pretty good start
that fan made Animatic episode had way better writing than any of the episodes they made after.
I really wish they were more like that one.
Um jannies I...I don't think this thread should be here I think this thread should be deleted it's scaring me
ooo ooo ooooo
That shit's not worth 5 bucks
ok i guess i can do one more for nothing
based kek
Boomers throwing a tantrum because them kids who have bad taste are starting to take interest in the games they loved and now they have to confront the fact that maybe they’re not so different after all.
>are you, are you a tourist?
troony e-celeb zoomer Black person thread
ai post
>t. troony e-celebwienersucker zoomer Black person
that one frame of there quick mockup of the fake game actually looked pretty cool
this is niall right?
Sure looks like him.
The Renaissance Men are coming to the board. Like really soon.
The japanese boxart was cuter
People are saying he's an allegory for Banjo-Kazooie and Conker, but up until he gets into Smash, he seems more like Earthworm Jim. Dead IP with hints of schizophrenia behind the scenes that had a formerly beloved trilogy that faded into irrelevency.
He's more like Rayman in that he's an IP that his publisher insists on doing frick all with.
Rayman at least got the Rabbids game. The latest thing Jim got was a reboot cartoon but it never came out and EWJ4 was canceled after the Amico flopped.
Rabbids and their Minion-like qualities are the reason why Rayman hasn't had a mainline game in over a decade.
What animal (not character, but IRL creature) is Gwimbly based on?
He looks like a cross between a certain bandicoot and a certain sponge, which he might literally be.
I think he's actually a pencil
>Yellow
>Round pink thing on his ass may be an eraser
>Pointy snout like a sharpened pencil
>Black nose on the end of snout is like the graphite tip
For me it's the difference in concepts and freedom of execution older games bring to the table. Even a PS1 game like Chase The Express has multiple routes and the endings tie into your actions during the story, whereas no AAA action game will be that experimental. Or the fun first person platforming of Jumping Flash - the only games like it are simply hack indie clones and I've never liked any of those imitators. Similarly, there's no modern Shepherd's Crossing or a JRPG with interesting systems like Dragon's Quarter, all they have these days is bloat (and as anyone that's played DQ will tell you, that game's systems have zero bloat)