Why don't they make unique box art anymore?

Why don't they make unique box art anymore?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I completely forgot about this game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it actually good?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's basically resident evil in space and you need to switch between each of the 3 characters to solve puzzles

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's got a great atmospheric story but even for the time it played like shit. If you can handle OG Resident Evil tank controls then you might have a good time.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine getting filtered by tank controls

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine willingly eating shit

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >can't comprehend pushing up makes you go forward
              lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                now you're just projecting

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not the same anon here, but even though I like tank controls and think they're unironically good in RE games and played A LOT of games with them, the ones in Martian Gothic are stiff and horrible.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It fricking sucks but I like the game a lot due to it's atmosphere and setting. Unkillable enemies, moon logic puzzles, confusing level layout and clunky controls, it has all of these as negatives but it still manages to have a pretty unique atmosphere even for a RE clone. If you do decide to play it, play the PC version with a walkthrough, and remember that if you mash buttons fast enough when grabbed in this game you won't take any damage. Also, the music is good and there are bizarre and very memorable moments in the story.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Things were wild at the turn of the century.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The games are probably disappointments, aren't they?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nocturne is cool, Martian Gothic sucks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All soul and passion and creativity has been extinguished in the west. We have blown our load and the fun times are over.

      This looks like it should be a hardcore silent hill type survival horror but its actual a comic book style horror tps. So dissapointed. It is a dark as hell game, makes Doom 3 look bright iirc.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >games with boxart way better than the game itself

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it doesn’t adhere to the homogenising tastes of marketing departments worldwide.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because companies are stuffed with idiot suits who do too much market testing with morons who don't actually tell them anything regarding whether or not the game will look interesting for a potential purchase.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >box
    rofl for what grandpa?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      for displaying in your steam/GOG/whatever library

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong? don't you love orange and blue?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically looks good

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How'd they get 3 heads into one helmet?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't even use boxes anymore.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evil israelites (but I repeat myself) cannot create anything new, they can only subvert and destroy what good forces have already made.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right before the era of faces on the cover.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tbh old video game covers do give me the shivers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How so?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that cover was horrid back then and still is

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ESLs won't know what it is

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because games marketing trends, behavioral psychologists, and non-gamer focus groups are the only factors that inform decisions on any game with a team bigger than 30 people.

    welcome to the Gaming Industry run by international boomer investor conglomerates who have never played anything since Pacman in college. Enjoy your stay. and remember, the line must go up.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    'Martian Gothic' Gothic 2 set on Mars? Someone call the israelite SsethTzeentch

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't unique?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it looks like a very generic rap album cover honestly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like she dates white men

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's been some fricking ugly people on covers lately.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I wanted to see a paki girl on my vidya box art I'd go to class once in a while

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks generic, very misleading, you don't know how insufferable this really is if you look at this cover

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What actually led to the fall of vidya game covers? None of them spark "oh shit I wonder what this is" in me anymore.
    Frick, even medicore games got great covers. Like this one. It looks kinda generic on the net but the real version is a holographic picture that makes the dude look like he has depth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even indie games which are supposedly where the "soul" is now, look boring

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        f

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How'd 3 Black folk manage to get trapped in the space suit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the game there's some alien dead space artifact shit that merges people in close proximity together. an actual in game mechanic is you can't have 2 people in the same room or they'll merge and cause a game over.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was scared as frick when I tried this game when I was a kid

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the kind of cover that makes you buy the game

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