Why don't women like paradox grand strategy games?
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>translesb
the jokes write themselves in clown world
Funny coincidence how every "woman" trapped in a man's body also happens to be a lesbian.
At this point i'm inclined to trust a troony who isn't actually romantically interested in the opposite sex more
Those are just gay men adopting a chameleon strategy to trick heterosexual chads into sleeping with them, they're already sexually successful and are merely seeking to capture more prey through mimicry. Ruthless, disgusting even, but also admirable in a way.
Regular transbians (AKA 99% of trannies) are incels.
Quite fetch this year! A forward-thinking combination!
I'm still laughing about r/niceguy OP getting immediately creepy with that response
Wait QRD? The guy replied to her?
Uh yeah, lol, in the op pic
That "you'd be welcome in my community" is creepy as FRICK
That's just normal redditry bullshit
Not like emailing her 600 times (´・ω・`) or anything
That'll be in the DMs with the Discord information and reassurance after reassurance that they're a safe space and very inclusive and very single
>her
>mfw I thought for a second that an actual girl played GS games
that has to be a troll account, right? right...?
https://www.reddit.com/user/translesb
You tell me.
>I should clarify, left is 1 year hrt, right is coming up on 2.5
The frick, you telling me this thing actually thinks right looks more feminine?
holy YUCK
>I don’t bring them into my life of my own accord. all the men in my life have been vetted and vouched by my friends. The dudes around me are generally pretty chill.
I play strategy games but I learned from a pretty young age to just not mention my gender online. If there's a VC group I'll just say I don't have a mic and sit out of the chat.
>But why
Why the frick do you think anon? Are you moronic? You know why.
post wiener
pretty good size
I bet you'd get loads of twitch simps if you streamed, there's zero competition
I considered it at one point but I'm both ugly and uninteresting--objectively so.
Men don't have autism and don't care about history unless it's the history of the gay pedophiles in the Roman republic/empire era.
>le gay pedophiles in the roman era !
i bet you're fun at parties lol
>no plz don bully even wen i bully reeeee
I don't go to parties, I unironically have autism.
good, im coming to marry you right now
you will be impregnated
oh nevermind then, I though you actually believed the whole "gays! pedos! roman era!" but you're just banter-ing, hope you can work out your autism sis...
Thanks but it's terminal.
Which is best: Greece, Hittite, or Egypt?
you pregnant
>Which is best: Greece, Hittite, or Egypt?
That's really really difficult. Probably Egypt though, since they managed to weather the collapse. Greeks being my second best, and the Hittites being third.
>unless it's the history of the gay pedophiles in the Roman republic/empire era
I like bronze age history:(
>I'm both ugly and uninteresting
Stream as a Vtuber. Commission someone to make you a model of the shit you posted here
of a blonde woman wearing middle ages clothing like chainmail and gambeson or whatever and just larp with that. There's still the market for it and nobody would give a shit.
Why should she start LARPing if she's going to be a streamer? Is there some reason you're suggesting Vtubing other than to allow her to hide her 3d appearance?
Not him, but yes, obviously? VTubing is just a way for 3DPD women to do stolen valor on anime girls, I don't approve of it but I also can't blame anyone who wants to hop on that gravy train of simps.
Not just appearance, being able to completely hide your real life from your viewers is a huge perk. As long as you haven't fricked up and posted personally identifiable information you're safe even in the worst case scenario where some schizo stalker latches onto you. You can just vanish completely if it gets too rough.
everybody posts personally identifiable information
if someones determined they'll do it
not that likely you get someone that serious though
If you start with completely fresh accounts, never use them to interact with people you interact with in real life and never post photos or other details of your life like that, it's pretty much impossible unless your stalker is a glowBlack person.
>I'm both ugly and uninteresting--objectively so
Could always become a vtuber. There's probably a niche for ones that know how to play more games than just FOTM indie horror and lethal company.
I actually know a chick who is cute and really into Dark Souls (and Doom and some other shit, but mostly Dark Souls). I told her she should become a Vtuber cause there's definitely a niche there but she's too insecure to do it. Wouldn't even have to show her face but women am I right
Greco-roman gay pedophiles built the world you live in, ungrateful roastie
Sharpie in the pooper and timestamp or gtfo.
lets get married
breasts
there's nothing worse than women acting like they're special for being in vidya
Posting anonymously 99% of the time and only mentioning I'm a girl when it's being specifically talked about isn't acting special, moron.
>going for the 1% chance
pathetic and just like the rest
prostitute
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>strategy games player
>also a woman
Raise a kid. How about that for a strategy game?
You think you're special? As a kid I didn't use my mic since people relentlessly shat on squeekers. Only with certain friends and servers I went to didn't mind me. Go pick and find a group that likes you or leave. I'm sure there's many groups now accepting you as a "woman."
hello my beutiful girl
do you want to meet sex?
>tfw no shitposting rhodok gf
Post your axe wound or gtfo
i'm the guy that is spergy and aggressive when you do talk
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>Translesb
Poor fool didn't even know what he was inviting to his group
Although if you're looking for women in a fricking paradox subreddit you might just be desperate enough to frick an axe wound
Women don't have autism and don't care about history unless it's the history of black transbian formal wear in the Victorian era
>don't care about history
I've met alot of women into archeology and shit. Not as many as men but they're still there.
>troony comes slithering out of the woodwork to further his disgusting masquerade as a woman
Because you need some level of autism to enjoy Grand Strategy and most people with autism are males.
Then how do you explain all the female vtubers?
I follow a simple methodology, until I see actual breasts, I assume everyone I interact with or observe online is a man.
female vtubers are not autistic, you dumb frick.
Women don't like controlling many, they only like dominating one or a small group
Men want to lead entire countries, and enjoy Grand Strategy
Women want to control on a smaller scale, thus prefer Sims and other dollhouse games
Why don't women have the autism for automation? There is only one confirmed woman to have ever been into Factorio
>confirmed woman
Katherine is a confirmed bio-female
I play Factorio with my gf.
why is the troony telling him that he's a female.
Trannies know they are male, they call themselves male to female
>translesb
can easily be some FTM dyke
it's not
I checked his post and he also just sleeps with other trans women, he's gay with extra steps
Too icky. Too "gamey". Not enough story. They prefer The Witcher, Last of Us, God of War, Red Dead etc.
It's literally because there's no clout in genuinely pursuing things that interest you in the womanbrain
It's why they almost always play teamshit or anything already popular
Why does it feel like trans people are omnipresent online but I never see them in real life? Is it some kind of psyop? Are these posters real people?
Like it genuinely feels more common to see trans than actual women anywhere outside of youtube/facebook/twitter.
as often as trannies accuse da chuds of being "terminally online" it's funny that it applies to themselves more than anyone else
trannies and chuds are basically the same, except trannies were even weaker willed and failed at life so hard they chopped off their own wieners
trannies are just failed chuds, who in turn are failed normalgays
>On Ganker
It's because everyone here is emotionally damaged and mentally unwell. Some of us hate the israelites, some of us troon out, some of us just grin and bare it.
I agree Hittite are third but I have a big softspot for them. They essentially got wiped off the face of the planet and were replaced by greeks and persians. Also I've put like 1,000 into M&B Warband with it's Anatolia fanfiction.
i wish bannerlord was good
>They essentially got wiped off the face of the planet and were replaced by greeks and persians
Anatolian history is cruel like that, isn't it? I feel for them too though. The tragedy of their civilization is fascinating in a really sad way. I want to visit the ruins of their capital Hattusa one day if I ever get the chance.
the shittites deserved it
That's a rather cruel and unfair thing to say, I think. Why do you think that?
dont reckon we need em, so just get rid of em
ok anon
QRD?
>1,000 into M&B Warband
What's the best / a good mod for it? Diplomacy, Floris, Bannerpage, something else?
If you want NG+ then dickplomacy, Floris and Bannerpage go too far away from the primary game loop. If I want something like that I'd just play Prophesy of Pendor.
Okay, thanks.
>They essentially got wiped off the face of the planet and were replaced by greeks and persians
Not by blood, modern Turks have Anatolian blood in them. Although, it's mutted up, like most of middle east.
You should give Nova Aetas or Paradigm Worlds a try. The later will filter you if you suffer from epilepsy so be careful.
They're largely terrified of being laughed at for being homosexuals IRL
>1% of general population
>40% of Ganker
they dont go outside
They live in their basement
Same reason you see women pretending to like trannies but all the photos is the trannies alone, you would think women would invite their troon friends
i see far too many trannies irl
how is it that trannies don't experience gender dysphoria engaging in these hobbies that are exclusively popular with male losers? do they never stop and wonder why every single "female" speedrunner warhammer 40k player and software engineer is a troony?
Women don't play video games at all, especially niche ones.
>translesb
>is a troony
>who likes women
AYY LAMAO
It's a game that appeals very strictly to the autistic mind in its more analytical, hyperfocused elements which is overwhelmingly a male trait
>urgh why can't men just treat me like one of the guys
>do exactly that
>urgh why are you being so mean
???
get pregnant
always thought she looked like a fun slampig
a girl can be pretty and play games but she's not one of them.
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Why didn't the guy reply "Sorry I mean real women"
men play video games to enjoy, women play video games to garner attention from men
they aren't gonna invest time on a niche genre with a small audience of aging neckbeards when they can just stream valorant and get attention from thousands of teenage boys
Black person you've never even played Creatures 1, 2, 3, or Docking Station yet there's a small community of mostly females for it
What male attention does playing or modding for those games offer
>thread turns into desperate simping the second a prostitute announces it's presence
many such cases!
>not a single reply says breasts or gtfo
The old ways really have been lost
Total simp death
I bet I could beat a girl in EU4
multiplayer EU4 is cringe and boring because of how fricking slow it is.
Paradox game multiplayer in general is a great representation of something that'll be more viable in the next generation of internet connections. It's just too fricking difficult to try and sync up so much shit. Stellaris also shits itself early if you aren't going at a snail's pace.
that has nothing to do with the quality of the internet connections
paradox is just terrible at doing netcode
>next generation of internet connections
when we surpass the speed of light?
The next generation of hyperspeed Australian internet will reach staggering speeds of 20MB/s
I'm surprised anyone can like GSGs. They are so fricking boring with how mindlessly easy they are.
mindlessly easy? Its a sandbox game essentially, its only as hard as you make it. Minmaxing can be fun, speedrunning can be fun, challenging starts and weird goals can be fun.
I have done challenge runs in EU3, Vicky 1, and HOI 2,3,4. Most of them end up being waiting games.
If any of those games are "waiting games" it just means you're playing poorly and not using all available resources. Its essentially a skill issue. the only time you actually need to wait and do absolutely nothing is if you are playing natives in EU4
>I could win even faster if I did some micro managing!
I'll play a better game if I want to micro.
The entire fricking point of GSGs is to fricking micromanage you fricking brainlet.
And its extremely unfulfilling to do so.
These games are bad, and you are bad for liking them.
>meet girl
>she's into games
>she says she loves tekken
>i'm pretty casual at tekken but I'm decent at GG
>ask her for some matches
>we fight
>i utterly obliterate her
>her fun friendly demeanour is gone
youre supposed to go easy on them
kek why even bother
Isn't treating them like they're fragile and can't handle losing actually worse for them? I'm treating them as my equal, but women always have issues whenever I do that
There's a certain balance to it. Women are definitely more emotional and delicate so you don't want to give them bants like she's one of the lads but you don't want to overdo it and treat them like toddlers either. I think the best way to handle it is to treat them like friendly acquaintances unless they deliberately step outside of those borders.
Personally I've always gotten along better with autistic women because they care less about shit like this and will give you bants as good as you give them. They also tend to have good taste in games. I had a colleague at work whose favorite game was Morrowind, she was a blast to talk to
Autism is just a direct upgrade for women.
>People pleasing
>Social withdrawal
Which is it?
you treat them like a kid without explicitly telling them/ letting them know that you're treating them like a kid.
They don't want to be treated as equals, they want to feel like they're being treated as equals while also enjoying the perks of being a woman.
Not in my domain
Black person, you're supposed to treat them like 9yr old kids.
>translesb
Someone post that webm where some guy scrolls through a lesbian dating app and its literally only troons now
That's what they get
Men figured out how to cheat the system of these moronic twitter people, and they can't deny their delusions so they have to cope
Still yet to see an actual woman at fighting game locals and the bigger tourneys are all men and "men"
>Still yet to see an actual woman at fighting game locals and the bigger tourneys are all men and "men"
Japanese women are different in that regard because the country they live in is a lot more culturally adapted to videogames, a lot more of them played videogames since many decades ago, usually real videogames and not boring shit like The Sims or mobile garbage, they even got videogames with some quality that are specifically catered to their audience like otome games, not Barbie shovelware bullshit.
>why aren't there enough of <X> here? we must have a more diverse <Y>!
>video games?
Religious zealots. Gatekeep, ignore, block, push away, etc if you still want to have a hobby in 10 years.
What game fanbase almost certainly has not a single female playing it? I'm sure even grand strategies have a few females
technically multiversus since i can't imagine a single biological female practicing in labs this far into the server shutdown. it's just about 40 psychotic men and troons
wait wtf. Ive seen this homie on jersh's troony dating profile stream
>be friends with group
>pretty cool guys
>although one of them has that attitude of "im a badass i dont give a frick" you know the type
>only ever hang out with the boys
>one day someone invites a woman into the server
>the so called badass completely orbits her
>i treat her like one of the lads
>we play monster hunter with her
>she's garbage
>let her know
>she leaves the server
>i get yelled at because i was being mean
man
The few ladies I’ve seen play MH were good
>MH
Let me guess, World or Rise
Not any real MH like FU
Two were fans from 3U, two from world, only one long time fan from the start
embarrassing. Be better.
I knew a girl who loved playing Hearts of Iron IV so they ARE out there
Did you wife her?
Any field that requires serious depth of knowledge is dominated by men. If you've worked with women I'm tech you'll notice they gravitate towards the lightest tasks. They're dilettantes.
But why?
Must be because there's not enough pandering in the games. Surely you're not suggesting women don't like strategy as much as men do, if not more.
Is it me or do women literally and genuinely not have the mental faculty to understand absurdist humour? I've made very stupid jokes where the premise is wordplay but taken literally, stuff my friends laugh/groan at, but if I do it to women I've been accused of being autistic.
It might also be an npc thing. They don't get subtly at ALL
Schopenhauer was right
What did he say?
ur a gayet
wtf how could he say that about me
Man was all about spitting facts
Women are looking for things to get offended by.
You probably are
I'd imagine women would love CK2 (or perhaps CK3 even more but I haven't played that) because it's basically medieval The Sims.
I imagine due to sample size shenanigans and Paradox nickle and diming so much, coupled with the fact that they update so sparingly and leave as many bugs as they do in releases that the amount of females playing their games would be kind of low, probably moreso than one would normally expect of a niche genre.
With CK2/3 in particular the oodles of characters, who might have appealed to a social aspect, don't really behave all that uniquely or much at all resemble humans despite all the traits and "personalities" in the game. Romance of the Three Kingdoms back on the PS2 managed to make characters feel more interesting before taking into consideration that the game had a finite amount of available characters in any playthrough, and that was nearly 20 years ago on a fricking console.
Just add a sims or raising sim flair and they'll play them.
Girl games tend to be fricking autistic as well, just add more emphasis on clothing reflecting a country's status or recognition or stats pertaining what countrymen want to bang who country princess or some shit and they'll be all over it.
Grand Strategy games are about things that women couldn't care less about: war, working towards an objective that isn't clear, abstraction. Oh and also videogames, women don't like videogames other than Zelda, Pokemon, AAA games and very casual shit like that.
Also FPS with their husbands and FPS with men she adds on discord and whatsapp and sends nudes to and thinks I don't know about
No one asked
For the most part, PDX games are SP power fantasies with an undercurrent of nationalism and vague attachment to world history.
"What if my idol did X or were strong enough to do Y?" turned into "I want to turn Ulster into a megacity. How do I get higher productive output than Hangzhou by 1480?"
Female insecurities don't trend in this direction, so they're less likely to engage with the games.
Every nationalist is haunted by the belief that the past can be altered. He spends part of his time in a fantasy world in which things happen as they should-in which, for example, the Spanish Armada was a success or the Russian Revolution was crushed in 1918- and he will transfer fragments of this world to the history books whenever possible.
- George Orwell
yeah based leftists are so heckin secure, accepting and respectful of history, they would never do tha
>>>hoi4 and mods
they even make alt history where le bad rightoids won for them to win in
I play Grand Strategy games because i like the feeling of a "living world" in a videogame, where there are lots of AIs interacting with each others and dynamically shaping the world, the "power fantasy" argument is maybe what the majority of the playerbase wants but not me, i like history but i don't care about RPing a nation in that way.
Their boyfriends don't play it. It's as simple as that, women only engage with popular things or things their boyfriends like
You gotta respect the narcissism it takes for a troony to respond to a post like this. That's obviously not what OP meant. It's like a PhD insisting he's a doctor during a medical emergency
I know this might be a shock to some guys but the overwhelming majority of females just want to eat good food and get fricked by Chad. They don't really care about cringe things like strategy games.
fricking disgusting
There's a frickton of us but we're all playing CKAGOT for incest shipping. Check the CK3AGOT server for evidence. No clue what the cis vs trans breakdown is.
Women's interests even when it comes to games, don't tend to skew this way. Hell, I enjoy some strategy but I veer towards something like Against the Storm now - it's quicker but with an overarching goal.
Factory Town is like an easier and softer looking Factorio, and farming sims that have softer appearances and less "sim-like" aspects are more popular with women than, say, the actual Farming Simulator games.
9/10 if you have a woman saying they like a genre, they'll have watched someone play or have only scratched the surface themselves. However, contrast that with something like Sims 4 and you find the female version of their grand strategy game - but their grand strategy is following a dedicated bloodline of sim families for a thousand hours.