Why is the industry back to jerking off Steam again?

Why is the industry back to jerking off Steam again?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because EGS was an embarrassing disaster that was just a short-lived welfare fund in practice, almost solely taken advantage of by big corpos to cover their asses for knowingly terrible releases instead of the smaller devs it should've been for as a simple leg-up. Now that the free anticonsumer cheese is all gone, nobody gives a rat's ass anymore about the storefronts that don't bring in actual paying customers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BUT
      MUH
      MONOPOLY
      30%
      STANDARD
      INDUSTRY
      TAKE
      BAAAAAAAAW
      REEEEEEEEE
      NO
      REDEEM

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and shitting up the indie scene, giving out blank checks so devs just stopped working

        I've been comparing Epic Games Store's free games to the (failed) Paddy's Dollars scheme from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia for a couple years now, but I JUST realized that it also works with their developer relationships as well.
        >with customers, they stupidly thought that plying them with free games would make them want to stick around as paying customers
        >with devs/publishers, they stupidly thought that plying them with moronicly enormous exclusivity moneyhats early on would make them loyal enough to stick around with continued exclusive support voluntarily
        And again, in both cases, their would-be bribees just laughed and robbed them blind whenever offers came up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Without EGS, there's no telling if Steam would've become a LOT shittier than it whatever issues it has now.

        It's like how Kmart always kind of sucked but it made Wal-Mart good until Kmart filed for Chapter 11 (back in 2003). When capitalism works as intended, it fricking works.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Steam has been in healthy competition with piracy since its inception. It's always had that pressure to be good. Even today piracy is a bigger competitor than these shitty storefronts like uplay or EGS. It wouldn't be meaningfully different if they weren't around. The reason it's remained such a special exception in general is because it isn't beholden to a moronic public shareholders and Valve actually has breathing room to think long term.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Without EGS, there's no telling if Steam would've become a LOT shittier than it whatever issues it has now.
          ???

          Steam improved a lot because of the Steam Deck. Not because of EGS you moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Show me one sale EGS has done that is even comparable to the Steam seasonal sales.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and shitting up the indie scene, giving out blank checks so devs just stopped working

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Daily reminder that EGS was cobbled together by a joint agreement between Epic and Tencent in an attempt to beat Steam's China client to release.

      Tim tried really hard to intercept that Chinkoid money, even though Xi famously hates video games. Now the EGS shop is filled with Chinkoid titles, NFT scam games and asset flip slop while struggling to enforce exclusives on a platform that is antithetical to them.

      tl;dr Tim is a failed chink and his failed Fortnite launcher repeatedly shits the bed. Turns out that instead of trying to buy your customer base doesn't work out the same way that earning them does, which is the main difference here.

      Buying a customer base is fleeting and artificial, while earning one is a long-term investment that garners loyalty as a result. Get fricked, Tim.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Game devs found out Tim wasn't letting 99% of them on to the Epic Games store due to how profoundly shitty his store's backend is. Meanwhile there's a simple process to get on to Steam--too simple, others argue, since it turned it into a shovelware dumping ground that makes recent releases tab look like a Wal-Mart bargain bin.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and somehow epic became the dumping ground for nft games

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      EGS has crypto games that use copy/pasted code from open source projects lol.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >since it turned it into a shovelware dumping ground
      Yes, but that's a good thing. Steam isn't trying to be a curator, it's a store where people can buy products that fulfill whatever laughably low qualifications there are in place for games.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Killing visibility for non shovelware is a bad thing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And who decides what qualifies as non shovelware? You, the customer? Or Steam?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In an ideal world steam would. They'd have someone play the thing before allowing it on their store and nip it in the bud before it does damage to real games and consumer confidence.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >WAAAAH I WANT MEGACORPS TO DECIDE WHAT I CAN AND CANT BUY!!!
              And this is your ideal world, jesus christ. How did zoomers end up so cucked?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have less worthless garbage to sift through and real games don't have their sales dragged down because of the literal garbage clogging up the store. It's win win for everyone but the shovelware produces.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And the consumer when said megacorp decides to change it's defintion of whai it finds fun. What you're allowed to find fun.
                Fricking hellyou're fumb as rocks

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because after all that drama and smear campaigns half a decade ago it turns out that Steam is bretty gud. Way better than people gave it credit for.

    These chucklefricks are lucky Valve are too lazy to even feel spite.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >workshop
    >steam deck, steam on the go
    >vr support
    >big picture mode when i want that console experience
    >community forums
    >community reviews
    >profile customizations
    >steam-based keybinding
    >sales
    >overlay
    >customizable steam os
    >support for every controller with customizable/community binds/actions
    >remote play
    >family library
    >only platform with a store that isn't fricking garbage
    >developer/publisher news
    >an actual, functional shopping cart

    It's not rocket science, OP.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is democratic about steam at all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can actually share your opinion, check the ESG/DEI debacle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To add.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >reviewbombing a shitty developer or publisher is considered trolling and that makes EGS better
          WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATIONS?!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            funny how you people were acting exactly like this when DD2 was being "review bombed" by disappointed buyer's opinions

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              who the frick are you quoting? DD2 deserved to get shit on for all of its problems

              >you people
              go back

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >who the frick are you quoting?
                half the steam drones in this board

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >it's trolling and brigading when consumers look out for their own interests

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Timmy's money ran out so they aren't actively being paid to talk shit about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can't give out 2 free games a week for fricking 4 years and expect people to actually buy games on your store.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just a reminder EGS third party revenue went down 15% last year while users increased 10%.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can't give out 2 free games a week for fricking 4 years and expect people to actually buy games on your store.

      I refuse to give Epic money after how fortnite's PvE, UT and EGS turned out. I'll take the free games, but I'm not giving them money.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >does nothing
    >wins
    it's shrimple

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now you buy raunchy visual novels and download the uncensored patch the developers link in the games discussions/forums.

    That's kinda cool, right?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is the industry back to jerking off Steam again?
    Because they know that they lost.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >PC gamer not shittalking Steam for once
    Why?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steam is literally the only saving grace left in PC gaming.

    Everyone knows it, once Gabe Newell dies, we will enter a fricking dark age.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I live enough to see gabe die...
      I am afraid that valve will fall into the hands of shareholders

  13. 1 month ago
    urinalist drivel enjoyer

    god i wanna read a nice article written by a PC gamer urinalist. i wonder what they are upto

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