Why?? Just why?? Why remake this instead of Paper Mario 64 or TTYD that people loved so much more?

Why?? Just why?? Why remake this instead of Paper Mario 64 or TTYD that people loved so much more?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low quality bait

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're insane. Paper Mario is nowhere near as popular as SMRPG. Ganker's wanted Geno in Smash since 2007.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers arn't people

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario RPGs are healing and what better way to do that than remake the game that started it all

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're testing the waters with the oldest RPG title. If it sells well, they'll remake the others till sales drop.
    So yeah if you want any chance of old paper mario back, buy this one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yknow at this point I just wish they'd either all in or frick off. the thing that bugs me about modern fricking Nintendo isn't that they play safe, its that their games by design are homogenized for the widest possible audience, and no before some homosexual who was born in the 2000's or very late 90's who never grew up with change in the industry says it, it has not always been this way.

      Nintendo's philosophy is "doing something different every time" does still exist, but the core fundamental design structure of their games has become shallow and unexciting with very little mechanical control option depth. A lot of Nintendo's games from the past all the way up to the gamecube era have what is called emergent gameplay. Where the game by design gives the player so many options whether unintended or intended, that they create things for the player to do.

      I went on this rant to explain that even if they do bring back "classic paper mario" it wont be the same. It will be sterilized down to its core and be bare bones so morons can understand and will buy it so they dont get scared away by the complexity boogyman. The complexity boogyman that Nintendo avoids at all costs (but sometimes fails) since the Wii and Nintendo DS with kicking screaming and extreme fervor.

      If they bring it back I want them to not fricking nerf the game for morons, or leave it dead, PERIOD.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The game people wanted nintendo to bring back and work with SE to do so isn't loved
    (you)

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geno and Mallow are far more interesting characters than "goomba wearing a hat" and "bobomb with mustache"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely more interesting than Furry Minions Cosplaying as Mario Characters

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >instead of Paper Mario 64 or TTYD
    Zoom zoom, that game was actually shit.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You really need to stop spamming this exact thread every few hours.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so who developed the remake square enix or nintendo?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >square enix
      Yes.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door is an objectively bad game liked by objectively bad people. If you're a decent human being then you fricking hate Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door. This is fact.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I LIKE THAT JUMP!

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paper Mario zoomers when they have to play an actual good RPG

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    smrpg is unironically one of the best rpgs of all time

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You've gotta understand, Genogays are ecstatic to play geno's game for the first time

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    thats why its good. doesnt take itself seriously at all

  17. 11 months ago
    Barry

    It's a good game to remaster.
    Especially after how Smash did Geno dirty by putting him in as a costume.
    My guess is that Ninte and SE have been hashing out how to bring back the series. Looks like it will probably be this remaster and who knows maybe another story.
    You really never explore the other dimension that Smithy comes from in SMRPG.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Especially after how Smash did Geno dirty by putting him in as a costume.
      The Mii costume itself was done dirty, when they could have just made it a full helmet instead of the shitty hat versions no one likes
      Same thing with the abominations they used for Tails and Knuckles instead of normal fursuit masks

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't give a shit about convoluted plots, 50 million spells, or needlessly complex maps. I want a fun, charming experience that isn't politicized in any way, and don't feel like doing another Wonderful 101 playthrough to get it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wonderful 101
      you probably watch matthewmatosis too homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't know who your zoomer eceleb is Black person. Maybe you can tell me about him while I'm pozzing your trans bussy.

  19. 11 months ago
    Barry

    [...]

    Those mini games are seriously tough. If you dont find all the secret frog coins kiss the best end game gear good bye

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PPM 64 and TTYD are timeless and wouldn't benefit from remasters giving them the shit modern Paper Mario style.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate using asmongold to make an argument, but he's the target audience for it.
    He's a boomer with normalgay opinions and he absolutely gushed about it when it was announced.
    Don't be surprised if this outsells the origami king.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you touch yourself at night.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel funni fanly guy joke frum 20 yers ago

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did i want a remake of a game i have?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask me how I know you're a 2nd worlder without knowing you're a second worlder. Wash your god damn sheet and clean up your dirty filth game cart you scrub god damn

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I finished it for the first time last year after struggling to finish it for over 2 decades and it was still bad
    It's simply a trash game. The combat is bad and you spam the same moves every turn. The timing hit mechanic is also more fleshed out in the mario & luigi games

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    good games don't need remakes

    • 11 months ago
      Barry

      There are tons of games that could do better with more money/time thrown at it. Look at Earthbound, that games looks like an NES game on SNES hardware. That game would've been perfect for remastering.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        earthbound looks great, if you're going to remake one, remake mother 1, that is kinda shit

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Not every rpg needs to be an excel spreadsheet menu during fights

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      YES THEY DO YOU STINKING CASUAL!!!

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would you remake paper mario? It's a timeless art style that doesn't need a remake.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It took Nintendo only 27 years to release Super Mario RPG in Europe

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's not a great game, but neither is Paper Mario nor the Mario & Luigi series. Every single one is a simplistic turn-based game with very few stats to manage, straightforward gear progression, and low skill ceiling. Fun when you're 10/11, which I imagine is the age most people who like Mario RPG or Paper Mario were at when they first played the games. Almost every single post concerning these games stems from nostalgia, which will be proven when this remake comes out and people who never played the original give it a 6/10 or 7/10. These games have lots of charm, but little depth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even some of the best strategy games are completely trivial once you know the OP strats or how to exploit the AI though, at least Super Mario RPG has other merits beyond minmax autism.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares? People like these games because of the dungeons/puzzles/platforming, not because of the combat

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one cares about your game paper troony

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean why remake at all when you can just make new games?

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