Woah dude! Mario goes to space! Imagine the infinite level design and thematic possibilities!!!!
>typical beach level with typical penguins
>typical mansion level with typical boos
>typical lava level with typical fire enemies
>typical airship levels with typical bowser minions
>typical ice level with typical penguins
>typical sand level with typical dry bones
>typical mario enemies and themes every fricking """"""""galaxy"""""""" like it's a fricking new super mario bros game but in 3D
>but you go upside down sometimes
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call this a masterpiece and want to shit talk zoomers
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I'm not reading all that
here's a quick rundown
I'm immensely disappointed and Galaxy is the worst 3D Mario game
It's on the worst nintendo console of all time, are you surprised?
The worst part of this game was the dogshit movement
It was on the virtual boy?
It’s not on the GameCube though
no, morons, that's the best nintendo console
I know you are subhuman but that's still very ironic to type considering all Wii worth comes from being a Gamecube with motion controls
SNES is the best.
Gamecube ?
>Galaxy is the worst 3D Mario game
Yeah, nah.
you're just bad at learning how to play games
>7 levels
>blue coins
>almost every single level has the same colour theme
>fludd is a crutch to allow poor and sloppy platforming
>only good levels in the game are the fluddless bonus areas
The fluddless levels suck too. They look like recycled test levels with horrible platforming because Mario lacks good air control options like long jumps and air kicks. The spin jump sorta of works but it's not meant for small platforms.
Taking a way the long jump is the worst part about sunshine. Long jumping is the best
>most generic sunshine hater in the world
hey homosexual, you forgot to mention muh long jump missing
HAHA NEVER MIND, THERE IT IS
>all of these significant issues with sunshine should be ignored because everybody always lists them
It's the weakest 3D Mario and you have to accept that fact. No weaseling your way out of it.
>there is a common criticism of the game
>it’s common therefore it doesn’t count!
is a crutch to allow poor and sloppy platforming
This is a moronic complaint. That the player gets choice in how they do their platforming is unironically great design.
fludd isnt about giving a choice its just an unfun jetpack half the time. if you want actual choices look at the options in mario 64
In other games if you misjump and overshoot the mark you fall down and have to do the problem over again. In Sunshine if you misjump and overshoot the mark you just hover back and save yourself the hassle of doing it again. This trivialises all challenges because outside of specific minigames you can do this everywhere, be it a basic level early in the game or near the end of the game where the shines are nominally harder.
OP is basically saying that he's unable to separate mechanics and themes.
As someone who hates most 3d marios, I though it was good. Probably because it's mostly novelty with little mechanical complexity and quite unlike the others in that sense, but that's what I liked, it played unlike the others.
18 y/o zoomer here, it’s the best 3d Mario game of all time your just a massive homosexual
ok, tell me why, I'm very interested in seeing you justify that
Won’t bother explaining because you never played the game, if you did you’d know Mario gets to turn into a boo as a power for many missions and has many other abilities too like turning into a bee for hive missions and what not, the levels aren’t generic because if you played the game you would actually see all their secrets
Boss fights are also peak out of any Mario game in galaxy 1
>emulator
You're just proving him right.
is this the new cope?
I'm also using motion controls, so the only thing I'm missing here from the Wii is shit resolution
ok schizo
>29 stars
that's what? 2 hours of gametime?
have a nice day
UR
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I enjoyed it, however I despise the existence of meteor bits that require a stupid cursor wiggling around the screen all the time
Oh boy another schizo spammer! What triggered it? People shitting on Odyssey? Well I'll do it again: Odyssey is a piece of shit. Soulless garbage with filler moons. Frick you.
Is baby upset because someone doesn't like his favorite toy?
Based. Frick Odyssey. 64 and Sunshine are the best.
Sunshine sucks but I’ll give you a pass for being a splatchad
I though Odyssey would be all I wanted after 3D World. Now I realize 3D World and Galaxy 2 had it right all along
I agree. None of the designs besides pauline and wedding bowser are any good and the levels are shit
i think the only really well designed levels in the game were the prehistoric and poison jungle worlds. The game was fun, but was somewhere between Galaxy and 64, while not being as memorable as either.
Galaxy and its sequel make way more sense in why they're structured the way they are and control the way they do when you come to terms with the idea that 3D Land and 3D World are a refinement on Galaxy
none of those levels are typical
go back to Black person school
>Disingenuous lying morons have moved on to other games to see if people would notice.
Go back to the Fallout threads.
>muh millennials
>muh zoomers
Gen X here with the facts: SM64, Galaxy, and Odyssey are three of the best games ever made.
Minecraft is better than Mario because it eats 2 GB of hard disk space while Mario eats 64MB.
>daily snoycuck seethe thread
Get a job
i just got off my 14 hour shift at the steel mill, whats your excuse homosexual?
>i just got off my 14 hour shift at the steel mill
The gay steel mill
Enjoy your absolutely fricked back in a few years' time.
This and galaxy 2 are the best Mario games by far. You just have brain damage, what did you expect thematically? Empty rocks?
I really want to like this game but the motion controls gimmick has gotten old quick.
It had both stars and rocks so I don't know what else you were expecting from le space
It needs le lightsabers
>play Mario game
>it has goombas and koopas and I have to save Peach from Bowser
Urgh, so cliche.
How many times are we going to have this thread? Did somebody see the TOTK spam and get inspired?
How is this not a zoomer game?
Listen son, Mario, Zelda, Pokemon, Smash, these are all CLASSICS. As such all Nintendo games are honarary Millenial games and you should respect your gaming history icons.
UM I THINK THE WII U IS THE WORST CONSOLE
T. WII U OWNER, GODDAMN IT'S FRICKING SHIT. I'M STILL MAD Ganker'S ENDLESS SHILLING CAMPAIGN TRICKED ME INTO BUYING ONE
NGL I forgot about that one
Oh boy it's another thread where Ganker tries to performatively out-contrarian one another.