>Redneck car mechanic is the hero
who the frick are you referring to here? If you mean stepdad rent a cop, no he's not the hero. Max is the hero.(and she's straight)
>kidnaps highschool girls so that he can take a picture of "the moment they lose their innocence" >by taking picture of them half conscious and drugged up
What a fricking moronic explanation
I convinced some there was the disconnect between the story writers and actual environmental designers when it came to Warren.
There’s a bunch of little details spread throughout the game that make Warren seem like this absolute stalker- Yet, this never comes out in the story in any way. In the actual plot he’s basically a Chad who repeatedly bails Max out and ends up giving her the “YOU CAN SAVE THE WORLD MAX” pep talk in the finale.
>tfw I will never be a Chad who repeatedly bails out my gf and gives her the "YOU CAN SAVE THE WORLD" pep talk she needs
Why even live?
Bailing chicks out isnt "Chad" women take such things for granted and also from a psychology perspective its actually beta to do because it means shes getting into trouble with no vision of the man and her being together.
Warren was a simp and Max did what any girl would: use his efforts to keep chugging along on what she really wanted to do. And that was Chloe. He knew it too so he cucked hinself in the worst possibly way by wasting his time on a chick who was emotionally unavailable. Guy coulda figured this out with the way she was answering the whole movie night thing.
The game make sure to explain to the player that he didn't rape or molest them
they didnt have the balls to go that far, so they just dont and its moronic >i take pictures of teen girls the moment the lose their innocence which is when i make them drink half a bottle of beer
>Kate somehow is all over the football team due to a magical drug that makes people forget their beliefs
Either she was that way already or they were really reaching.
>art teacher >is pedo
typical. you wouldn't get a math or science teacher being a pedo. its all the moron tier subjects like english and art and music.
Wait, really? Maybe I should've gone into that field instead of what I went through.
Or is it more dependent on what uni you go to?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
My friend did. You'll be paid chump change for helping create medications that cost thousands of dollars, and make the IP holder billions of dollars. It's better just to become a registered nurse.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>its better to become a registered nurse
Imagine going to school for all those years just to clean up peoples shit and become a glorified nanny who can get sued. Unironically youre better off these days working blue collar or being some voice over a phone than practically all jobs you go to Uni or College for.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I got a degree in electrical engineering and we had almost no essays. We did have to do lab reports, and believe me or not, almost every single person in my classes were operating at a 6th grade reading level. Poor grammar skills, poor communication skills, dreadful vocabulary. The only essays I ever did were entirely by choice. So you'd get to do a lab project and build something or put in a 10 page paper. I opted for the papers every time because I could write 10 pages easily in one night about any topic. Originally went to college for writing but quickly realized how stupid it would be to get a degree in creative writing. Now I get plenty of time to write and get paid well.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
NTA but you must be a horribly fricked person if you willingly chose to write 10 page papers over just doing some lab work. Those things come with works fricking cited and want you to conform to the professors mindset.
Surprised you havent blown your brains out. College writing is conformist as frick.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
There's a trick to it and it involves a thesaurus, logical fallacies, and conjuring up the spirit of schizophrenia. The truth is you only need to go all out on the first page, because no one reads beyond that. But if they do, which did happen once or twice, that's where you trap them with insanity. So, it's a game where you present 3 or so major key points to your thesis on the first page, which is hard to get wrong. Then you apply all of the worst logical fallacies you can muster. No one can possibly get through it and give you a bad grade because they won't be able to understand it. I would say writing those papers was always the highlight of college because I laughed all night about the stupid shit I wrote. I always walked away with an A.
>This game is as Gankercoded as it gets
Don't forget that the chink girl's "super power" in the third game is feeling emotions.
It's like a /misc/ joke. >what if a chinaman... had empathy??
>Non-stop propaganda against races and foreign countries >Board never deleted >Political marketing night and day >Blames women and ethnicity for problems only politicians could change, while also worshiping those evil false idols
Amazing how Moot had to leave because of phone hacks he had nothing to do with, yet /misc/ still exists.
>Amazing how Moot had to leave
In reality: >goes all in with canvas >flops >gets cucked after carrying luggage >gets mocked relentlessly for it
He left with his tail tucked between his cucked legs.
Does Orange Man still have a daily general. He does? Whoa! Yeah, I guess the nonstop promotion of him would cause me to not like him, since he filled the Supreme Court (same people he's testifying to) with loyalists.
I mean, that's just politics in general, dude.
Pretty sure Joe Biden's purging the Trump loyalists and hoping to replace them with his own too.
It just makes sense.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>It just makes sense.
Its called the norm. This isn't an American thing.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Man have to worship something, its just coded into our DNA.
>Woke hippie Leftist professor is the Villain >Redneck car mechanic is the hero
It's like that new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie from a few years back.
>heir teenage phase despite being 30
it's time to grow up, marry your ex-classmate stacy, become a father for all her three kids from tyrone and apply for a mortgage
the frick is it? or was the point to bring up woke on Ganker.
it sure is if you know how to read between the lines
if you dont it will feel like
described
how have you not played life is strange?
Why would I play something I know I would hate. Tell me that OP?
WOKE!!! TROON!!! TROON WOKE israelite LIBTARD!!!
>Redneck car mechanic is the hero
who the frick are you referring to here? If you mean stepdad rent a cop, no he's not the hero. Max is the hero.(and she's straight)
I think he's thinking about that weirdo living in the junkyard. Hardly a hero lmao
Also makes you want to be a girl, so yeah it's very Gankercoded
>Gankercoded
<-- /misc/ is that way. This is a board for everyone, Gus.
The most cringe shit /misc/tards do is claim shit is secretly speaking/virtue signaling to them.
>kidnaps highschool girls so that he can take a picture of "the moment they lose their innocence"
>by taking picture of them half conscious and drugged up
What a fricking moronic explanation
p sure he rapes them
The game make sure to explain to the player that he didn't rape or molest them
Whyd he murk Rach then? Its been awhile I completly forget his motivations and shit
In an attempt to recreate his "work" Nathan drugged up Rachel. Yet knowing she was dating a literal drug dealer, her dosage caused a fatal overdose
She woke up then Nathan gave her too much sedative and she died without getting raped. Shame.
Considering that mound in the junkyard. I think he does a lot more than take pictures.
>Warren risks his life multiple times
>In her dream she sees him as some psycho stalker
Sickening.
I convinced some there was the disconnect between the story writers and actual environmental designers when it came to Warren.
There’s a bunch of little details spread throughout the game that make Warren seem like this absolute stalker- Yet, this never comes out in the story in any way. In the actual plot he’s basically a Chad who repeatedly bails Max out and ends up giving her the “YOU CAN SAVE THE WORLD MAX” pep talk in the finale.
>tfw I will never be a Chad who repeatedly bails out my gf and gives her the "YOU CAN SAVE THE WORLD" pep talk she needs
Why even live?
Bailing chicks out isnt "Chad" women take such things for granted and also from a psychology perspective its actually beta to do because it means shes getting into trouble with no vision of the man and her being together.
Warren was a simp and Max did what any girl would: use his efforts to keep chugging along on what she really wanted to do. And that was Chloe. He knew it too so he cucked hinself in the worst possibly way by wasting his time on a chick who was emotionally unavailable. Guy coulda figured this out with the way she was answering the whole movie night thing.
they didnt have the balls to go that far, so they just dont and its moronic
>i take pictures of teen girls the moment the lose their innocence which is when i make them drink half a bottle of beer
>Kate somehow is all over the football team due to a magical drug that makes people forget their beliefs
Either she was that way already or they were really reaching.
It's a smart way to not incur heavier criminal charges
>art teacher
>is pedo
typical. you wouldn't get a math or science teacher being a pedo. its all the moron tier subjects like english and art and music.
>teenagers
>pedo
Nah, my middle school science teacher was a pedo that drank on his off periods
all relevant characters are 18 or older before Jefferson gets involved, if I recall.
>language is moronic
>even though it's how ideas of science and math can be communicated through
>le poetry and writing essays is more important than Math and Science
Not what I meant, moron.
>writing essays is more important than Math and Science
>what is the university research paper system
I did a Biomedical Science degree and didn't have to do any research papers. It was all just exams and lab work.
Wait, really? Maybe I should've gone into that field instead of what I went through.
Or is it more dependent on what uni you go to?
My friend did. You'll be paid chump change for helping create medications that cost thousands of dollars, and make the IP holder billions of dollars. It's better just to become a registered nurse.
>its better to become a registered nurse
Imagine going to school for all those years just to clean up peoples shit and become a glorified nanny who can get sued. Unironically youre better off these days working blue collar or being some voice over a phone than practically all jobs you go to Uni or College for.
I got a degree in electrical engineering and we had almost no essays. We did have to do lab reports, and believe me or not, almost every single person in my classes were operating at a 6th grade reading level. Poor grammar skills, poor communication skills, dreadful vocabulary. The only essays I ever did were entirely by choice. So you'd get to do a lab project and build something or put in a 10 page paper. I opted for the papers every time because I could write 10 pages easily in one night about any topic. Originally went to college for writing but quickly realized how stupid it would be to get a degree in creative writing. Now I get plenty of time to write and get paid well.
NTA but you must be a horribly fricked person if you willingly chose to write 10 page papers over just doing some lab work. Those things come with works fricking cited and want you to conform to the professors mindset.
Surprised you havent blown your brains out. College writing is conformist as frick.
There's a trick to it and it involves a thesaurus, logical fallacies, and conjuring up the spirit of schizophrenia. The truth is you only need to go all out on the first page, because no one reads beyond that. But if they do, which did happen once or twice, that's where you trap them with insanity. So, it's a game where you present 3 or so major key points to your thesis on the first page, which is hard to get wrong. Then you apply all of the worst logical fallacies you can muster. No one can possibly get through it and give you a bad grade because they won't be able to understand it. I would say writing those papers was always the highlight of college because I laughed all night about the stupid shit I wrote. I always walked away with an A.
>dyke fetish
From a certain angle you could argue this is anti-woke for making women sexually appealing
None of the main cast women are attractive, I'd just like to hatefrick the annoying prissy girl
The christian girl is fine though
>This game is as Gankercoded as it gets
Don't forget that the chink girl's "super power" in the third game is feeling emotions.
It's like a /misc/ joke.
>what if a chinaman... had empathy??
>/pol/tards
>empathy
top kek
Great reading comprehension, troony.
Please show me exactly where I said /misc/ had empathy.
>/misc/ has no empathy
glad you agree!
lighten up gay
Keep pointing it out. While they do not seem to fear for their souls, pointing out their endless hatred is making them realize the path they are on.
>Religious threads in /misc/
Disgusting, every single time.
Absolutely this.
>Non-stop propaganda against races and foreign countries
>Board never deleted
>Political marketing night and day
>Blames women and ethnicity for problems only politicians could change, while also worshiping those evil false idols
Amazing how Moot had to leave because of phone hacks he had nothing to do with, yet /misc/ still exists.
>Amazing how Moot had to leave
In reality:
>goes all in with canvas
>flops
>gets cucked after carrying luggage
>gets mocked relentlessly for it
He left with his tail tucked between his cucked legs.
>while also worshiping those evil false idols
Which politicians does pol 'worship'? Are you still obsessed with orange man?
Does Orange Man still have a daily general. He does? Whoa! Yeah, I guess the nonstop promotion of him would cause me to not like him, since he filled the Supreme Court (same people he's testifying to) with loyalists.
I mean, that's just politics in general, dude.
Pretty sure Joe Biden's purging the Trump loyalists and hoping to replace them with his own too.
It just makes sense.
>It just makes sense.
Its called the norm. This isn't an American thing.
Man have to worship something, its just coded into our DNA.
>Woke hippie Leftist professor is the Villain
>Redneck car mechanic is the hero
It's like that new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie from a few years back.
that's just what media was like before gamergate
you now remember remember me
Max focus all your rewind powers on that mound!
I want to lick her sensitive nipples
they arent that sensitive
prove it bucko
>villain
Jefferson did nothing wrong, aside from making a moronic spaz his protege.
>Jefferson did nothing wrong
Pretty sure kidnapping and drugging someone is multiple felonies.
Did the anon stutter?
>heir teenage phase despite being 30
it's time to grow up, marry your ex-classmate stacy, become a father for all her three kids from tyrone and apply for a mortgage
teen pussy