Would you use a pokemon who lost their job?

Would you use a pokemon who lost their job?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I'd love for Gen 6+ starters, which are the ones with jobs, to lose them and look better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Greninja is a jobmon but Empoleon isn't
      explain yourself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ninja is a job.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Emperor is too, they are politicians

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Emperor is a title. Also politicians get elected and have a wage

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The mental gymnastics you go through to say that it isn't a job.
              You leading a nation is an occupation, something that one does to make money a.k.a. a job

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                Doesn't exactly sound like a job.
                >noun. a piece of work, especially a specific task done as part of the routine of one's occupation or for an agreed price

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What you described fits for a world leader. It's a piece of work, a task that you do to serve people of a nation, and world leaders are usually given a salary for their service to a country. Even if it wasn't a job, it's a specific role that you take, a specific role. Empoleon is as much of a character (probably more-so) than Greninja

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also they are butlers.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was Empoleon's job?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WaveMan if he an animal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He jobbed to CHADterra

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >swinub used ice shard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being Napoleon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't know a specific person is a job lmoa

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Emperor is a job.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Where do I apply? What's the starting salary?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Being a president is a job, moron. president = king = emperor.
              >Where do I apply?
              Get gud.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a position, but not exactly a job perse.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Slow down there, chief. How many years of experience do you have empering?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your aplication is to conquer the next villiage over. And your acceptance is if you hold on to it. Your salary is how much you decide to make from ruling over said village.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't exactly sound like a job.
                >noun. a piece of work, especially a specific task done as part of the routine of one's occupation or for an agreed price

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wdym? sounds like a job by that definition.

                Do you not consider commission work a job?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are all emperor penguins employed?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emperor, until they exiled him to some island

      • 2 weeks ago
        Dr. Newfagious

        but what if he swam back from that island, all the way back to Kalos?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They'd exile him to an island even further away.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's just like me for seriously

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the arm blades, but removing the rest of the extra detail was an improvement.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    needs the arm blades to be a steel type, dumbass

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But Gen1 invented jobmons. They have: Uri Geller if he yellow, a literal body builder/wrestler, literally my mom's kickboxer, a regular boxer, a yellow hypnotist, and literally just a mime.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never noticed how obese this penguin is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you never seen a penguin before

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do redditors unironically think left looks better?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This image is from /vp/ and it's good to be simpler. I'm tired of people who started Gen 3+ calling Gen 1 designs bland because they don't have a bunch of attachments and random colors slapped on to them.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and then theres gen 5 where it doesnt even resemble a pokemon

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of all the things to remove from the design, you kept the fricking fingers on its flipper?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do not show this to gen 1 autists...the over designed nature of it may send them into shock

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >random orange accent and yellow gradient
      Whoever thought this was a good design needs to kill Himself

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep the blue blade's

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post more fixed designs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This board will try to convince you that newer designs are objectively designed differently than older ones but the moment you say that Gen 3 or 4 is just as different from those as they are Gen 1, they say "nuh uh"
      Empoleon as it is currently designed would be more likely to be made in Gen 9 than Gen 1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised no one post this yet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks more like a garbage mega form rather than a gen 4 mon
        also
        >Claws on the wings despite charizard NOT being a wyvern
        Cringe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that poor garchomp lost her job. im happy charizard found some work as a gimp though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've always loved that Garchomp

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 1 and 2: wacky creatures
    Gen 3-5: wacky animals
    Gen 6-9: animals with wacky elements

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Less "wacky" and more "exaggerated", like, "what if a pangolin was REALLY spiny. Oh and also Kaifu"
      btw I love gen 1 so dont get c**ty

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Infernape if he incompetently designed by a baragay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >making a fighting type look like a fighting type means you’re a baragay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >fighting type means le naked man appearance
          have a nice day

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Remove the design
    Very cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >remove her work equipment
      ftfy

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My line for a jobmon is if the job is tacked onto the initial concept, despite having no relation to it. Empoleon wouldn't be a jobmon to me because it's a pun on emperor penguins, which are a real animal. Foxes aren't magicians, cats aren't wrestlers, rabbits aren't soccer players, etc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Foxes are heavily associated with magic
      Tiger mask is one of the most famous pro wrestlers
      Rabbits are athletic and run a lot

      Literally none of the jobs are “”tacked on”” if you want to go by that excuse.

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