>"WW2" game
>Can ONLY play as the US, UK, the Soviets, Germany and maybe Japan
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Who would wanna play as irrelevant shitholes that is Central Europe
Australia was the first army to beat the Japanese
Australia was the first army to beat the Germans
The Australian navy won naval supremacy in the Meditteranean for the allies
Australia won the Pacific for the US
Australia liberated France
Australia liberated the Netherlands
Australia liberated Belgium
Australians were the only military to be widely respected by both the allies and the axis
Australians were widely seen as the most effective forces in WW2
in the real world, australia didnt do any of that, and to top that shit off, australia lost a war against birds.
>australia lost a war against birds.
Reddit meme.
In every war Australia has been part of, from the Boer Wars to the World Wars to Vietnam to Afghanistan, Australians have always been singled out a the most effective, most honourable and most intimidating fighting force. Rommel sang our praises, the Japanese were terrified of us, the British depended on us and the US recognised us as their most important allies.
For a tiny country, Australia has by far the best military in the world.
>US recognised us as their most important allies.
...You DO know that Australia and the US have been closest allies for almost a century now right?
Actually it's the US and the UK. Australia is second, South Korea and Japan tied for third. Canada used to be an Australia-tier ally but they turned turbo commie out of spite and cut themselves off from the US.
The US and UK routinely share intel and military secrets with each other.
>Actually it's the US and the UK.
LMAOOOOO
Nah mate, it's the US and Australia. The US knows the next big war is in the Asia-Pacific, and Australia is the only country that will come to their aid like we did in Vietnam. Meanwhile the Brits are halfway around the world with no capability to fight China in Asia. It's Australia.
i think its super cute australians think so : )
pretending Israel, the most important and closest friend and ally of America, doesnt exist.
Halt it with your antisemitism there, folks.
What has Israel done for me lately?
Japan and Korea are the more immediate ally when it comes to fighting the chinks. Their entire armed forces are equipped with American goods and their top troops are trained by the US. Australia would be the fall-back location of Japan and Korea fall.
Regardless, the US-UK relationship came from the cold war and the desire to have a 'base of operations' to launch an attack against the Soviets. The modern relationship is the momentum of that carried into the 21st century.
Allies?
Australia is a US corporation.
>For a tiny country, Australia has by far the best military in the world.
Australia is fricking massive and is inhabited solely by drunks poofters and criminals, abbos are some of the best looking of you.
you must be mistaken. australians are just funny cartoon characters. they are harmless and cute, everyone loves them
>Humiliated at Crete
>Humiliated at Singapore
>The LARP of Tobruk
>The "Battle" of Kokoda
>Darwin bombed.
>Sydney attacked by mini subs
>Literal WHO during the final phase of the war
the british lost mainland continental Europe in 5 minutes and then ran away screaming and crying.
what a joke of an empire.
>Humiliated at Crete
Fault of the British
>Humiliated at Singapore
Fault of the British
>The LARP of Tobruk
Literally won the North Africa theatre for the allies and was an Aussie job
>The "Battle" of Kokoda
Literally a more brutal fight than Stalingrad.
>Darwin bombed.
Fault of the British
>Sydney attacked by mini subs
Didn't accomplish anything, non issue
>Literal WHO during the final phase of the war
Because we'd already routed the Japanese, destroyed German hopes of expansionism in Africa and crushed Italy's Mediterranean fleet.
When we win it's us, when we lose it's England, cope
Except Singapore fell literally because the British abandoned it and the Aussie detachment in the middle of the night, and Churchill refused to allow diggers in North Africa to return home to defend the country.
The Fall of Singapore led to the bombing of Darwin, subs in Sydney and Kokoda (where we singlehandedly defeated the full brunt of the supposedly unstoppable Japanese army), one of the most brutal battles in history
Crete was botched by British command, after all as you said Aussies were under their command.
And Tobruk was only an allied victory because the Aussie dug in and fought tooth and nail
Sorry pom, we won the war for you. It's why Australia is highly respected around the world and everyone loves to shit on the UK
>Actually it's the US and the UK.
LMAOOOOO
Nah mate, it's the US and Australia. The US knows the next big war is in the Asia-Pacific, and Australia is the only country that will come to their aid like we did in Vietnam. Meanwhile the Brits are halfway around the world with no capability to fight China in Asia. It's Australia.
I'm Australian. Yes, I'm sure the US has big plans for us being the Ukraine of the Asia-Pacific.
i wonder if average australian is aware of that or they all just cattle
Those who aren't completely ignorant of it are proud of it; they genuinely think the US alliance is a two way street, and that we are not a vassal state. At least the British empire was OUR empire, so to speak.
>I'm Australian
ni hao zhang
>is the same as the british but with funnier accents and a bloody owen gun mate
Yeah i dont think the Australia DLC would be a big seller, especially since it would cost two weeks wages down unda
Aussie hands posted this
where's the game where you play as a hungarian naval officer
Nobody else mattered in the conflict. The Italians had to be babysat by Rommel, the Chinese nationalists were just repeatedly humiliated by the nips. The Dutch and the French got steamrolled in the first six months of the war.
>Italians had to be babysat by Rommel
>Chinese nationalists were just repeatedly humiliated by the nips
>The Dutch and the French got steamrolled in the first six months of the war.
I don't care, i would still like to play as them.
>Play as Italian
>"The teams are unbalanced, you have changed sides!"
>repeat 4-5 times per match
Excuse me I'm Dutch you take that back!
Because we got steamrolled in five days while our Queen fled to England.
Sad the Germans bombed Japsterdam.
They didn't you historylet.
I know my history.
SUOMI PERKELE
>Moscow campaign but with shittier equipment
>you play as a Finnish sniper and you have to kill gorillion Ruskies
Who else participated?
Brazil
Most of the commonwealth did.
Look up the the rats of Tobruk
They fought mostly under British command, and so are usually grouped under the UK. Remember that the commonwealth did not exist back then, Canada and Australia were still technically a part of the British Empire though they had local autonomy in their politics. When they joined the war, it was for King and Empire.
The LARP of Tobruk
the british involvement in WW2 is an even bigger meme than american involvement in WW2.
americans at least did something - they fricked the japs up.
the british got 3 times (THREE TIMES AS MUCH) as much lend lease as russia did, and what did they achieve with it?
>nothing
They were useless in the Pacific, but did manage to keep the Germans from completely conquering Europe before 1942 when the Americans and Russians got involved. Without the British the European war would've ended in 1941 with total German victory.
>but did manage to keep the Germans from completely conquering Europe before 1942
the british did literally jack shit in the entirety of WW2, no idea what you're talking about.
In all of it's history British strength was diplomacy and making others fight for them.
First Medal of Honor is still the best WW2 game ever made.
True. Diplomacy and intelligence. The British navy on the other hand was an institution in and of itself and rocked your world
the british navy is kind of a meme, too.
its performance in WW2 was a disaster, and modern british navy pretty much doesnt exist.
all their carriers arent even sea worthy anymore, the last one was grounded indefinitely a few months ago.
its pretty sad.
In WW1 and WW2 the british navy was a meme, but it's pure existence was enough to get shit done.
The Royal Navy has sunk more tonnage of ships than any other navy in world history
i saw this posted on /k some time ago and it made me laugh my fricking ass off.
how the mighty have fallen.
That's just minelayers
T.Poorlack
Poland's entire fleet is literally outweighed by one of the UK's carriers. You can't just take it by number of ships (which I'm pretty sure is wrong on that pic anyway) and ignore what those ships actually are
>one of Britain's carriers
They only have one, the Queen Elizabeth. or did they build another?
They build a second, Prince of Wales, but don't have enough f-35s to fully fill even one of the carriers' air wings
Why don't they just build their own planes? The entire NATO sphere being reliant on three American companies to produce all of their hardware is going to absolutely destroy their fighting ability in a real conflict
Because they use their equipment to flex on sand Black folk and african shitskins, an european country in NATO will never fight any country that also has an airforce or even available MANPADS
Imagine thinking there'll never be another military conflict between world powers
Also, if that were the case, there would be no reason to upgrade beyond cold war-era equipment because the majority of African and Arab countries are still fighting like it's 1968
>83 semi-rigid river patrol boats
Vs
>76 actual blue water warships
You're supposed to compare fleet tonnage.
Other than the time they obliterated the Spanish Armada, and demolished the French Empire, and humiliated Napoleon, and crushed the Tsars in Crimea, and bested the Germans in WW1, and held off the onslaught of the Nazis at their peak during the Battle of Britain...
The world
norwegian resistance with naval component would be the purest kino. also winter war.
>ww2 game forces you to play as non americans
dropped
americans did nothing in WW2, though.
>the pacific theatre was just bombarding starving japs from afar
>the naval battles were pretty much "1 transport damaged, 1 cruiser had some chipped paint".
>in europe americans didnt even get to see germans, they were all in the eastern front
I find it funny how euros say America did nothing during the war whilst simultaneously blame America for defeating the 'hekkin wholesome chungus Nazis who were trying to save evropa from Judaism'
Pick a lane
>the world is black and white
Ameritard take.
>blame America for defeating the 'hekkin wholesome chungus Nazis who were trying to save evropa from Judaism'
nobody says this.
You've never been to /misc/
>everything is grey
Europoor take
why would anybody go to pol.
they spend most of their days discussing flat earth.
My point was your claim that "nobody says this" is factually untrue. A significant percentage of (mostly European) altrighters place Germany's loss squarely on 'American intervention', just so they can absolve themselves of responsibility for their ancestors fighting the Nazis.
But it was the Russians who defeated the nazis.
You just sweeped in as a cleanup squad to eradicate the remaining soldiers.
You didn't even help us fight Japan.
japan invaded russia and got its shit pushed in, right before WW2 ended.
Who gives a shit about Japan?
The only damage it did was to (You)r ego.
>couldn't defeat the japs despite having superior firepower and firebombing their wooden houses
>had to resort to nukes instead
No wonder viet and afghan farmers with rusty AK's pushed you out. How is the world's most advanced military this incompetent?
Japan was a smoldering ruin before the nukes dropped.
American navy was conducting regular patrols around Japan, because they had literally 0 boats left.
>japs have 1 carrier left, its in drydock being finished
>it has to be moved to a nearby drydock to finish construction
>it gets torpedoed 5 seconds after leaving the drydock and sunk
reading about Shokaku was just fricking sad.
So why the nukes? Just to prove how subhuman Americans are?
to avoid an even bloodier land invasion
>we didn't have the balls so we nuked the surviving innocent civvies instead
figures
Mutts are the biggest pussies.
its called being smart.
brown people dont understand the concept.
You're contradicting yourself.
>fanatical enemy doesnt and wont surrender, will fight to the last
>lol, just drop nukes on them
>nukes dropped, they surrender
like i said, brown people are to stupid to get this.
Like I said, you're contradicting yourself.
>yes im brown i dont understand
we know.
courage by itself does not win wars.
your soldiers >>> enemy civilians.
Japanese were stupid and prepared to fight to the last man, the nukes prevented that and also being half owned by the Soviets
>why arent these fricking japs surrendering, their country is a fricking smouldering hole
>we need to hit them harder
>drop 1 nuke
>still no surrender
>drop another one
>"WEE SURRENDRUUUU"
>frickin' finally
Pretty much. To the USSR, though, not to Japan. The Japanese surrendered not because of the atomic bombs, but because the USSR entered the war against them. It was a show of strength to the Soviets as the Cold war had already begun
and in the real world, japan surrendered after the 2nd nuke, the invasion of russia had nothing to do with it.
america pounded the japanese empire into complete ruin.
Japan suffered more casualties and destruction to infrastructure from the US's firebombing campaign then the atomic bombs, so its doubtful to me. What isn't in doubt is that they were worried about having to cede their northern territory to the soviets after the war.
The firebombing took months if not years to reach the death and destruction toll that it did. The nukes wiped out two cities in a matter of seconds. It wasn't the destruction wholesale, but rather how quick and easy it was to cause that level of destruction. You can fight back during a months-long firebombing campaign, but if they can just delete an entire city with one bomb, what hope do you have?
Advanced tech
Because the Japs had openly declared that they would not surrender no matter what, and were in the process of training children as young as 7 and old ladies how to fight guerrilla warfare. It was either drop the nukes and shock Japan so bad that they give up, or a full scale invasion of the Japanese home islands. Furthermore, the Russians were also planning a land invasion of Japan, which would've meant that in the aftermath Japan would've been split between the western allies and the Soviets like Korea and Germany were. Ending the war with a total surrender to the US meant that they fell solely under US occupation, which in the long run we can see was a much better outcome for them.
because they deserved it.
You're thinking of Shinano, not Shokaku.
USSR would've collapsed in a couple of years if not for Lend-Lease
How did an 87 IQ country build this actually good plane
most WW2 games are trash, especially the most recent ones, like Battlefield 1+5.
>revisit the world famous battle of Chateaueauau de la baguette! in which 1 german died and 2 americans saw a cute cat
why are modern developers like this.
ten thousand WW2 games and not even 1 with the Invasion of Poland or Invasion of France (imagine the kino if the dialogues and story were well written).
The british disaster at Market Garden would be nice to see, too.
99% of WW2 happened with Russia in the eastern front, anyway, so most games obsessing on the idiotic meme western front are beyond cringe.
>D Day in which there were 3 germans on the beach and 20 more germans in the rest of france
fantastic, but nobody cares about that.
Play a better WWII game.
>hoi4
>vanilla
Stupid, Hoi4 is for TNO, KX, RF, OWB, EAW, etc, anything BUT the base game
When I play a war game, I don't want to read somebody's alt-history novel.
Then why the base game started pandering to modchads ever since the Waking the Tiger expansion (without a fraction of the quality)
The image you posted is literally that tho
Are there any games where the USA loses and I can massacre mutts?
I already have the Red Orchestra/Rising Storm games.
Company of Heroes lets you pick germans or russians and butcher the mutts.
>Ww2 game
>No eastern front
Yeah, battlefield v
Didn't 5 have a whole 'girlboss' soviet lady sniper campaign?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defence_of_the_Polish_Post_Office_in_Danzig
Sorry, only later war giga battles.
>"World" War 2 game
>No North african campaign, no italian or greek camapigns, no sino-japanese war, no pacific war, no south-east asian campaign
>Only focuses on the western and MAYBE eastern fronts (the only two ones that happened, apparently)
I know a lot of games where you can play as the Italian forces too.
>WW2 game
>No swastikas
>the word Nazi is censored
>in a WW2 game
>WW2 game
>death or violence cannot be depicted
>WW2
>Allies vs Allies
How big is russia vs ukraine war compared to ww2?
about 3,50.
Ukraine war is MUCH BIGGER, my man.
Literally Finno-Russian front tier.
>"WW2" game
>Can ONLY play as the US, UK, the Soviets, Germany and maybe Japan
That's because westoids would have to admit that the USSR was just as bad (if not worse) than le ebil nahzees, and that the evil axis did more to help small democratic nations survive than the allies ever did.
Name one country that benefited from German involvement during the war
>Finland
Originally a western ally
>Hungary
Not a democracy
>Rumania
Not a democracy
The eastern front was a heel programme, two shitheads trying to out-shithead each other whilst taking fat steaming shits on the heads of eastern europeans
>Originally a western ally
Wrong. The west were supplying the USSR with weapons and food constantly, while giving scraps to Finland. In fact, the French and Brits were scheming to stab us in the back the whole time; their "volunteer force" was supposed to get to Finland, and then open a second front in the west, make us capitulate to the soviets and then invade Sweden to stop them from supplying Germany with iron.
Russia was a German ally until operation Barbarossa, three years into the war. The Norwegian front started because the British were trying to carve a path through Scandinavia so they could provide assistance to the Finnish in the Winter War.
Lend lease to the Russians didn't start until late 1941. You don't know what you're talking about.
>westoids would have to admit that the USSR was just as bad (if not worse) than le ebil nahzees
??????????
this doesnt make sense.
how exactly would a game showing russia vs germany force muh st to admit muh ebil russians were ebil?
CoD did such a single player campaign and so what?
>well, I wouldn't exactly call them "people"
>Bronze Age/Antiquity game
>Can ONLY play as Greeks or Egyptians
>"rape mechanics"
>only used by 30 year old hags, on 14 year old boys
goddamn promotional material lying AGAIN
basically the same deal w/ impreg, too.
>Remember playing CoD3 way back when.
>American Campaign is generic as frick and ends on OORAH WE THE BEST AIRSTRIKE AIRSTRIKE AIRSTRIKE
>British/French Campaign is generic SUPER STEALTHY COMMANDO SHIT
>Polish is a bunch of loveable dumbasses in a tank
>Canadian Campaign ends with probably the best holdout mission in any CoD game where you and your few allies hold a single town house on a hill until the Polish from above arrive to relieve you and you work together.
The Canadians and Poles were two of the best campaigns in any WW2 CoD game and it sucks that CoD3 was probably the weakest in the franchise.
oh man, now i have to replay CoD3, its been forever since last i played it.
Sounds dope
Who the frick wants to play as a nobody?
Just make vidya about First Canadian Army
>Peak of leaf power, mini US in terms of shitting out equipment
>Wins left and right
>Makeup of friend units like Britbongs, Poles, Czechoslovaks, Belgians, Dutch etc
>"WW2" game
>Enemies are Vichy french, Italians, and Japanese with German weapons.
>YOU are black
>WW2 game let's you play as basically everyone
>France
Just lmao. Capitulating in weeks is not worth representation. Neither is any action "Free France" took.
>Poland, Yugoslavia
Same as above.
>Greece
Now this is where I agree they could have been featured. They punched way above their weight.
>Canada, Australia, New Zealand
They're usually lumped in with the British, which makes sense considering how closely their armies coordinated.
>Nationalist China
The worst performer on the allied side by far, with the worst army quality. The sheer size of the country and population was the only reason Japan got bogged down.
>Communist China
Used the war to completely turn things around, but mostly through subterfuge rather than direct combat. They were just as terrible at that.
>Italy
completely and utterly useless in every way
>Romania
the actual third most useful Axis power, but only by virtue of being Germany's gas station. mostly useless otherwise and terrible in combat, they only supplied a meat shield.
>Hungary
too few in number and only slightly better than the Romanians in combat, which isn't saying much
>Bulgaria
did nothing other than occupy Macedonia for a while
>RTS game
>can play as everyone and blow up hospitals
Sorry bro, can't relate
>DLC adds amerifats
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2447590/Call_to_Arms__Gates_of_Hell_Liberation/
You want to what? Work in a nazi factory as a Frenchman? Do nothing at all as a Swiss coward? Or do you wanna save the world from fascism forever as a USA cowboy action hero?
>can't gas Black folk in ethiopia
>can't attack soviet tanks with cavalry charges
>can't sink british ships with manned torpedoes
>can't tower defend against the chinese zerg rush
>can't scalp partesans in the lower alps
>can't smuggle weaponry in finland
>can't hunt for japanese destroyers under the command of americans
>can't escape to argentina
Video games did us dirty
>knee mortars
>banzaie charges
>katanas
>booby traps
god the fun I had playing the japs in Rising Storm
Is this and RO2 still alive? Or is it only Russian servers that are populated these days
There's Black Orchestra mod in development for Rising Storm 2, which ports RO2 and RS1 stuff along with other new fronts.
Tripwire let them use RO2 stuff.
https://twitter.com/choovershrimp/status/1706113517408199114
Niiice. I need to keep a look out. Loved how the community played into their roles in VC and larped as Japanese stereotypes or Gung ho 'murica fuk ye'.
Made for a lot of fun times
>oh gee oh weez why can't I play as le best ww2 superpower Bulgaria 🙁
I only play as the British and Japs in WW2-based games.
>tfw can't play as the absolute POWERHOUSE of ww2, Bahrain
>US, UK, the Soviets, Germany and maybe Japan
Wow so the people who actually matter?