You claim to be gamer yet you have never beaten a game of Minesweeper? Hmm

You claim to be gamer yet you have never beaten a game of Minesweeper? Hmm

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >game
    It's a glorified single logic puzzle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puzzle_video_game

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Minesweeper wouldn't qualify as a puzzle video game

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a gamified puzzle digitally mediated by video; it's a puzzle video game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's doesn't make it a video game. There's plenty of board games that are mediated via video but that doesn't make them video games. It's still just a logic puzzle and not a puzzle game.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >that doesn't make them video games
              Yes it does. If we followed your reasoning to its logical conclusion, RPGs, tactics and strategy games, and perhaps all video games are not actually video games, because they're merely adaptations of table top games and/or sports.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It would if it's something like MegaMek or Dragon Quest, but not Daytona USA

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you are a pedantic little b***h and you are also wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Minesweeper wouldn't qualify as a puzzle video game

      Things can be put in different categories at the same time, you moronic autist.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And it wouldn't go into the category you want regardless

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's a puzzle
          it's a video game
          it's a puzzle video game

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's a puzzle
            It's not a video game
            Therefore it's not a puzzle video game

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              how is it not a video game?
              are you really that stupid?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >how is it not a video game
                Bro, you don't know?
                And you're calling other people's gamer cred into fashion?
                I think we're done here. You've completely eroded your credibility.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit you're actually moronic

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not a good time but eh i'm sleepy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bravo, anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/SV9gyCS.png

      You claim to be gamer yet you have never beaten a game of Minesweeper? Hmm

      my biggest problem with this game is that you can play perfectly and there's still a big element of guessing. i've had some games come down to a 50/50 shot in the corner.

      This is as far as I got

      this is a good example except he's missing several free mines from teh 1s.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzzles/js/mines.html

        this one eliminates the 50/50. you can win every single game

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't just eliminate the 50/50s, it removes all situations where guessing may be required, and significantly lowers the skill ceiling as a result, as you never have to think about what square gives you the best ratio of progress to danger.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            well, that's true. i just hate the post windows xp color scheme of minesweeper. literal eye cancer

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    heh looks like i've still got it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro that wasn't even a 50/50 you just goofed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it was though, this version of minesweeper i randomly picked shows that one of the flags i marked was incorrect hence it's lightly shaded red

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks to this thread, I found out google has integrated Minesweeper.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, you guys are arguing about minesweeper over all things. Ganker is truly a magical board.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like hexcells better
    it's kinda like minesweeper but with hexagons instead of squares

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Try Tametsi. Shitload of puzzles, colors, odd shapes, and cheap.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda suck at these kinda games to be honest
        when I play hexcells infinite or minesweeper I always play on the easiest mode so I can zone out while listening to podcasts

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MS Minesweeper is shit, instead you should play:
    >Hexcells if your a midwit
    >Tametsi if your 120 IQ
    >14 Minesweeper Variants if your 140 IQ
    >Bombe if your 150 IQ

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am now a real #gamer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >almost 7 minutes
      No you aint

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only learned of its existence because it was a minigame in Toontown and I always just let everyone else solve it instead of learning it

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is as far as I got

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    xyzzy+shift+enter

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have, but it's not really fun when it generates a coinflip spot. It happens pretty frequently like how you can be dealt an unwinnable solitaire.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lost 🙁

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ha dumb homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gif. so i cant skip to the end
      KYS homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't play gifs in mpc 6.4
        NGMI

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you didn't beat winmineXP.exe, you didn't beat Minesweeper

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to play this game in computer class and pretend it was a strategy game like total war and I was expanding my empire. The flags were forts I was building

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i play it while waiting for (You)'s

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick my moronic brain forgot to attach pic

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >using right-click
    you didnt beat the game

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >normal: easy
    >easy: baby
    >hard: nightmare
    Any other games for this feel?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was the only game at school.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dude, counter strike was installed on every single school computer in the whole world

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dominion is my favorite boomer game

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every once in a while I get the itch to play Minesweeper only to be reminded of the reason I stop playing (coinflip bullshit)

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yesss

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did, my record was 34 seconds on large and 2 seconds on small.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did this sad one just now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good job

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do you ever get a square with eight mines?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can't "beat" Minesweeper, just like you can't beat Tetris. It just keeps going.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sweeping negative mines

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i always thought it was mines weeper.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ew wtf how. my eyes hate being touched

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