Any answer that isn't open a portal to the elemental plane of tortilla chips so that you create the quasielemental plane of Nachos is objectively wrong.
Now, thinking about it as someone who's never farmed, there's definitely a large amount of time/expenses involved in the cheese-making process. You need to take care of multiple domesticated animals, milk them, protect them from predators, and that's just for the milk to make the cheese from. Then comes all the time/expenses spent making and storing the cheese until its ready. Expenses that get passed on to the consumer when the cheese is purchased.
Depending on where the portal was made, the obvious answer of what to do is build a cheese shop around the portal to sell large amounts for low costs. Hire people to manage the place and cheese miners to acquire additional cheese to supply to customers. If I did cast it outside of a city, then that's even better: instead of a cheese shop, build a tavern. Free (or cheap) food to attract people to stay. People gathering long enough should be incentive to slowly start a settlement. Successful settlement based off magic means favorable views towards magic means incentive for settlers to become wizards or at least support the construction of a new mage college.
Guard portal. Hire guards for portal. Build shop. Hire laborers. Mine cheese. Sell cheese. Hire more guards. Build storage facility. Mine more cheese. Hire travelling merchants to sell cheese at distance. Hire more laborers to mine more cheese. Build fortress guarding portal. Hire army to guard portal. Hire foreman to kanage mining and laborers. Build fleet of cheesecart merchants to sell at distance. Continue to build empire based on mining and selling cheese.
I guess I probably keep playing the game
nothing
First we lynch you for making this stupid thread. Then we enjoy the cheese.
this is the best use you could come up with for an average pun?
Well considering it's the Emmental plane, the only choices are Swiss....
I grab a frying pan and look for a vein of halloumi.
An Emmental plane? How does it fly in that condition? That doesn't sound very safe.
You cheddar believe I am going to harvati gouda time.
Am I the DM? I don't have gay shit like that in my game. Am I a player? I pretend it's not happening and ignore it.
>"So we've been talking anon, and we've decided you're not a good fit for our game."
You probably already know where the doors are.
Any answer that isn't open a portal to the elemental plane of tortilla chips so that you create the quasielemental plane of Nachos is objectively wrong.
I turn 360 and walk away
Kiss the fricking wizard for opening a portal to nothing but pure heaven for my fighter. He really likes cheese
No feta whey, manouri. I labneh cheese myself.
I'm [playing as] the party wizard.
Now, thinking about it as someone who's never farmed, there's definitely a large amount of time/expenses involved in the cheese-making process. You need to take care of multiple domesticated animals, milk them, protect them from predators, and that's just for the milk to make the cheese from. Then comes all the time/expenses spent making and storing the cheese until its ready. Expenses that get passed on to the consumer when the cheese is purchased.
Depending on where the portal was made, the obvious answer of what to do is build a cheese shop around the portal to sell large amounts for low costs. Hire people to manage the place and cheese miners to acquire additional cheese to supply to customers. If I did cast it outside of a city, then that's even better: instead of a cheese shop, build a tavern. Free (or cheap) food to attract people to stay. People gathering long enough should be incentive to slowly start a settlement. Successful settlement based off magic means favorable views towards magic means incentive for settlers to become wizards or at least support the construction of a new mage college.
Unleash the Skaven hordes to conquer this new universe!
Grab my spork and summon the Penguin of Doom to help me eat my way through it.
Ive seen the stats on a fondue golem, im outta here
leave because I am not dealing with this level of lol so random bullshit again.
Ask him to open the portal to the cracker plane. Can't have cheese without any crackers.
And raisins, and meat
I eat some cheese.
Guard portal. Hire guards for portal. Build shop. Hire laborers. Mine cheese. Sell cheese. Hire more guards. Build storage facility. Mine more cheese. Hire travelling merchants to sell cheese at distance. Hire more laborers to mine more cheese. Build fortress guarding portal. Hire army to guard portal. Hire foreman to kanage mining and laborers. Build fleet of cheesecart merchants to sell at distance. Continue to build empire based on mining and selling cheese.
My bard remarks that this is where elves go to go to hell, I then state that elves are lactosintolerant
Is it dwarf heaven too?
Open another portal to the Eminemetal Plane of white boy rap.
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Set it on fire
I'd be pic related
frick
Carry on playing. Cheese improves every setting.
NO ONE HAS AS MANY FRIENDS AS THE MAN WITH MANY CHEESES
Potions to be-muscle you! Scrolls to en-tussle you!
I warn the rest of the party of the world wide centralized banking conspiracy.
Is my wizard Sheogorath?