You've only played HALF of Final Fantasy XIII

https://www.engadget.com/2010-01-13-square-enix-cut-a-games-worth-of-content-from-final-fantasy-xii.html

You've only played HALF of Final Fantasy XIII.

The E3 trailer is the other half. We need to find it.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can we just pretend thirteen never happened?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, its a shit game

      I liked it a lot on release and was so excited to discuss with others on the internet after beating it. Unknowingly walked into an inferno on that one lol.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what you get for having terrible standards

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How could you not know by then? FFXIII was hated on heavily before it even released because muh no towns, and also people hated Vanille's English voice. I would say you're a cuck if you play with dub voices in the first place but you pretty much had no choice at the time, I did like her voice though.

        Also Xgays harping on linearity when X is almost as linear as XIII and made by the same main team that made X.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its impact is too profound for us to just ignore it. FF had fallen off a bit, but XIII being considered a disappointment was like the exact moment it became clear Japan would never lead the industry in software ever again. In particular, the collective consciousness turning on the stories coming out of Japanese games was like waking from a stupor. Games like FF and MGS were the reasons people began to ask if games would be a good storytelling medium but I doubt modern audiences could ever understand that without a lot of context.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        XII was a misstep because apparently Matsuno is incapable of writing believable characters but XIII was a disaster. it was definite proof Final Fantasy would never be good again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Games like FF and MGS were the reasons people began to ask if games would be a good storytelling medium
        Yet they'd already been eclipsed years earlier by Grim Fandango and Monkey Island

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish we could turn back the clock. It couldn't have been worse honestly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just read the novels chud

      npc

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, its a shit game

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You've only played HALF of Final Fantasy XIII.
    No, I played zero.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only WISHED I played zero.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You actually played like 25% of FFXIII. The remaining 75% was cut out and turned into a light novel series and they somehow thought the game would make sense without any of it

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god. I would vomit if I had to play anymore of that dogshit game.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon that link says FFXII

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget. NEVER forgive.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "My Hands" and "Stand By Me" are still the most kino FF trailers of all time. XVI had some decent ones but nowhere near as good as those two. Also XV > XIII > XVI, but I liked all three of them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Final Fantasy Versus XIII beats all of them.

      We have to find it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        True dat homie Nonura's wilde ride lives on

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >True dat homie Nonura's wilde ride lives on

          If you're intent on finding Final Fantasy Versus XIII i won't stop you. i'll even tell you how.

          first, you have to learn about Miracles. There's a hidden dimension in every japanese videogame, a parallel world. The miracle is to actually go to this world/dimension in the game.

          Final Fantasy Versus XIII is the parallel world to some mystery videogame which may or may not be final fantasy related.

          And, it's not over yet, Versus XIII (The World of the Versus Epic) is a trilogy, so we have to do this three times.

          The only way we stand a CHANCE of finding Versus XIII is to have a social movement where everyone rams their heads against every japanese game made in FFVersusXIII's development period

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There's a hidden dimension in every japanese videogame, a parallel world
            Either you are a schizo or a complete dumbass; this is the first time I heard somebody talk about this. In step-by-step detail, give an example of how would you be able to physically access this dimension with another game. Also, I have doubts because I think that American, European, and whatever else games would have the same thing happen too if this was a real thing.

            If you don't respond within 24 hours, then your entire post is definitely a LARP, and you will be considered a clown for the rest of your life.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The other half is in Final Fantasy VIII.
    (You) must visit Balamb Garden.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come on dude you should post the correct picture at least. You know the way to Balamb Garden in your heart.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overall 9 was the best, followed by 8, I still can't decide between 7 and 10.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come on dude you should post the correct picture at least. You know the way to Balamb Garden in your heart.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made the mistake of replaying XIII multiple times each time thinking "it can't be that bad I must be misremembering something" and now the OST is weirdly nostalgic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sunleth Waterscape is the only track i remember.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked FF13 and I unironically think if it wasn't a Final Fantasy game people would like it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It being called Final Fantasy is the least of its problems.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it is the games biggest problem. Look at Lost Odyssey a game that released a year prior. This game is cult classic and pretty well liked despite sharing a lot of the same problems like putting graphics above all else, important information only being presented in readable format (not actually true for 13 but was a meme back in the day), "easy" combat, and being linear. It also shares a lot of writing beats with Persona 3 like the way characters interact with each other and flawed people coming together with the weight of world on their shoulders. 13 being Final Fantasy also got people like Jontron and Spoony to look at the game and have their fans regurgitate their opinion about the game endlessy, the morons going hurdur not a real FF amongst other things. It's not a perfect game but it being a FF game doomed it to fail.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it's just a shitty game regardless of the labeling.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, you are wrong because I said so 🙂
            moron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but with 12. Ff12 would've been revolutionary if it wasn't an FF title

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was boring as frick with terrible wooden characters

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure the only reason they made xiii-2 and LR was to use the rest of that leftover content
    LR is kino tbh

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I REALLY wanted Lightning to fart in-game. I wished he would have been giving one of her cute little "I'm a leader teehee" speeches and when she's trying to sound all high and mighty just let one out by mistake. I thought it would have been so cute and sexy, a major turn on.

    I was thinking of how it would have been if I was there in that situation...I could have snuck up on her right before she let it rip and then I would have tasted and inhaled her essence completely. I bet it would have been like tasting/smelling cool whip mixed with strawberries but alas...that's an impossibility.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have, in fact, played NONE of Final Fantasy XIII.
    And I intend to keep it that way.

    Goodbye.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one has "played" FFXIII because all you do is start with buffs and debuffs then switch to DPS and mash auto battle

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I SAID GOODBYE

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    XIII-2 is unironically one of the best FFs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      FFXIII-2 could've released with literally no cutscenes, no dialogues, and just being a series hallways you time travel and battle through with no context, and it would've been a better game that way.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In gameplay and cgi cutscenes it's fine. Everything else is terrible.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      LR = XIII >>> -2
      death to serahgays overrating her fricking fauxkemon game

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have played a lot less than half, I can assure you that

  17. 8 months ago
    saucy

    When are we getting the full game?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You've only played HALF of Final Fantasy XIII.
    I've played precisely none of it

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked 13 but replaying it is starting to change my mind. The parts I liked are still good but the parts I didn't like (anything centered around Snow or Hope) are so much worse a second time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snow and Hope are some of the best parts and the clearest examples of character development in the game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're the clearest examples because they start out too shitty to not have to change. Character development doesn't automatically make something good, it has to be done well, take an ordinary character and make them good not take the worst characters and make them less shit but still the worst.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone is a c**t in the early game except Sazh.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They aren't unreasonably moronic though. Also Sazh is a bit of a c**t, he forces Lightning to take him along with her and then immediately pulls a gun on her sister.
            Snow's starting personality revolves around the idea that Serah's focus couldn't possibly go against her own morals and Hope's revolves around hating the man that he watched try to save his mother instead of saving himself before they both fell yet he has no issue with the other NORA members that were also recruiting people at the time that his mother insisted on volunteering. They developed because it would be unacceptable for them to stay that way, they were shit characters that barely improve.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I’d only played half of FF13

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lightning is hot

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didnt like her as a main protagonist. i switched to snow asap and never switched her back. she was cooler as a background character in ff13-2

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