Ys: No Dicks

New Ys slop coming later this year, boasting impressive PS2 visuals
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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty fun game.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >viking waifu arpg with boats, no wokeshit
    Sign me the frick up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >extremely capable and strong viking girl that the whole story revolves around
      that sounds pretty woke to me, ngl

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Revolves around her dumb ass getting possessed and having no emotional control.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >getting possessed and having no emotional control.
          Boy Falcom really loves to reuse that one over and over huh

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They seem to think that all German equivalents have some sort of Odinic war boner that comes out at the slightest drop of a hat.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >German equivalents have some sort of Odinic war boner that comes out at the slightest drop of a hat
              Man, I WISH I could do that. Instead, I'm stuck dancing in my room to Heilung.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BASED, jrpgs are saved.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ẁish we could say the same about your penis

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you so obsessed with his penis

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >his
          I don't think he'll approve

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick they put sonic adventure grinding rails in

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gameplay actually looks incredible.

    I have a really good feeling about this one. I think it's gunna be another banger like 8.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry, anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is pretty much what i expected, but it's nice the falcom sound team jdk is still a hidden gem.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >switch
        lel, i hope to God none of you actually use on of those as a primary console

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut up homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's right, dipshit. The switch is absolutely not real hardware for playing games.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              see

              shut up homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those anons are correct, you are a moron for using a switch for anything. It's like admitting you're a cuck.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's easy to pirate on

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So is a PC

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is pretty much what i expected, but it's nice the falcom sound team jdk is still a hidden gem.

        This comment about the composer/the soundtrack in particular is baffling. They outsourced almost everything to Singa and as far as I know, he keeps getting shat on by fans.

        Ys IX is an abomination. Direct downgrade from VIII. They botched the combat system by changing SP generation. You no longer have a charge attack that almost fully restores your SP. You instead get a late game attack that is similar, but infinitely slower and does not serve the same purpose, so instead you abuse the food mechanic to give yourself infinite SP. Story also sucks. And it's incredibly ugly, both technically and aesthetically. Also has the worst soundtrack in the series. It's bad. BAD.

        >SP generation
        You go into almost every enemy encounter with full SP since it recharges out of combat.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would rather listen to Singa than whatever is going in FF16 or a Western AAA's game soundtrack.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Singa hate is a meme.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            When reading the YouTube comments (yeah, I know) under any video of something that Singa composed, I do get the feeling that the hate is a bit cult-like.

            >You go into almost every enemy encounter with full SP since it recharges out of combat.
            And consequently spend it in 3 seconds, at which point it regenerates slowly and you have no consistent way of filling it like you do in VIII. It's an objective downgrade from that game. There's no amount of fanboyism in the world that will change that.

            >you have no consistent way of filling it like you do in VIII
            Flash guard and do one normal combo, boom. You can also charge valkyrie hammer while using skills. So if you use e.g. Yufa's spin to win skill and charge valkyrie hammer, you release it right after the skill animation is done and get most of the SP back. Skill finishes also fill up your SP.
            Aside from that, encounters are usually over before/when you run out of SP so you're full again when the next enemies come along, even on the higher difficulties. The only exceptions are some larger non-boss enemies that don't attack often but are very tanky.
            I actually remember complaints that SP are too easy to come by in IX when the game came out, but here you are claiming the opposite.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You go into almost every enemy encounter with full SP since it recharges out of combat.
          And consequently spend it in 3 seconds, at which point it regenerates slowly and you have no consistent way of filling it like you do in VIII. It's an objective downgrade from that game. There's no amount of fanboyism in the world that will change that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The gameplay actually looks incredible.

        I have a really good feeling about this one. I think it's gunna be another banger like 8.

        https://i.imgur.com/qGCmuhZ.jpg

        New Ys slop coming later this year, boasting impressive PS2 visuals
        https://store.steampowered.com/app/2731870/Ys_X_Nordics/

        https://www.frontlinejp.net/2023/11/review-ys-x-nordics/
        It's good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Famitsu scored it higher than ys 9, take that as you will.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok, the actual gameplay is fun but they break up a lot of it with these fricking dumb ship battles that exist just to bloat your time played.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The comments are so weird.
      >I can't wait to play this on my gaming computer!
      >wow daybreak AND ys10, nisa you crazy!!
      >I can't wait to livestream this!
      >I need the collector's edition!
      Every day I believe the theory that 90% of the internet is just bots more and more.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, it's almost like people outside of Ganker can still get excited about new games.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but they literally dont sound like real human beings. like, why do they talk like that? and why are there so many of them? theres just something very........ off about them, like theyre ai trying to mimic humans but without a soul to make it believable

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why do they talk like that?
            Refer to my previous post.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              no i can perfectly understand being excited for a new game, just..... theres something different about them. i cant quite place it, but like their word choice, or the reasoning for their sentences feels manufactured and not made by someone able to retain an actual conversation with other humans. maybe im just not autistic enough for the internet (or *too* autistic??)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >or *too* autistic??
                That. Or just terminally online. Those two often go hand in hand.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. Enjoys yslop

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >slop
                Seek help, the sooner the better.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. Enjoys yslop

                that wasnt me. i wouldnt say im chronically online, i go outside and talk to people. idk i just feel like if someone said those irl, everyone would look at them like a fricking weirdo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow! What an impressive trailer! I can't wait to buy this game and play it on my gaming computer!

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've played a fair amount of ys games. ys chronicles (1 & 2), ys 3 (snes), oath in felghana, origin, ark of napishtim, memories of celceta, 8, and 9. of all of those, i've dropped 4: 3, celceta, 7, and 9.

    celceta was just so slow and story-heavy, which is probably the worst thing falcom does in any ys game. 3 had terrible controls and mechanics. 7 got repetitive and boring. 9 was absolute trash, from the aesthetic to the annoying world traversal abilities that are forced into the game (and the world scaled up in size 4x to support them).

    i have this wishlisted, but i'm going to wait for a sale. my gut tells me falcom is leaning way too far into trying to rip off atlus/persona and other shit, which tends to just take away from the attraction of the core ys mechanics and gameplay loop. falcom kinda reminds me of square, but without the past money and success to really lean into destroying their franchises.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >annoying world traversal abilities
      Those were the only good part of the game anon.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    these new games are so soulless i just dont care anymore

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh PS2 visuals
    You weren't even alive yet when PS2 was at its peak, and you clearly haven't seen a PS2 game ever, Jesus what's with all these zoomer pseuds here.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah PS2 games actually looked better than that

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS2 visuals
    Impressive.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very beautiful, definitely worth the $60 price tag (unless NISA bumps it up to $70 like they did with Disgaea 6 and 7).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People get excited for weebslop that looks like this? Lmao what is this still the Vita era?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this your first time? Weebs literally only care about the female lead looking good, everything else might as well be N64 tier

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's like they just copied over judith from kuro. even uses the same animations

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            A super low budget, low effort Falcom game in current year? No way!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person tyou speak as if the west isn't even more of a offender when it comes to reusing assets

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS2 was the pinnacle of video gaming, so it makes sense that if you make your game look like a PS2 game, you'd channel some of that energy.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll play it later still have to play VII and IX tbh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You won't want to play X after playing IX, lmao. It's that bad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assume you are wrong tbh given this website's track record of critique.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ys IX is an abomination. Direct downgrade from VIII. They botched the combat system by changing SP generation. You no longer have a charge attack that almost fully restores your SP. You instead get a late game attack that is similar, but infinitely slower and does not serve the same purpose, so instead you abuse the food mechanic to give yourself infinite SP. Story also sucks. And it's incredibly ugly, both technically and aesthetically. Also has the worst soundtrack in the series. It's bad. BAD.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Also has the worst soundtrack in the series.
            Marionette, Marionette is really good though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ys VIII got me into Ys, and I played the earlier games because of it and liked them too.
          Monstrum Nox was such a piece of shit that I stopped playing Ys.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >words words words
    Post physique and I might take it more seriously tbh

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boasting impressive PS2 visuals
    Unironically my favorite.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ys 8 is on sale for $14.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Karja is cute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >generic anime face model with generic anime hair model
      Amazing. This is probably the lowest effort design I've ever seen.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, she doesn't have the fluoride stare you see in gacha characters. That's an original donut steel waifu.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This dude doesn't even know the name of the game anymore, only that he will buy it because the anime girl
      This is why gaming is fricked today.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last game of this franchise I pirated played was ys 8. Right away I was shocked how poor the graphics were gave me early 2000 korean mmorpg vibes. Then there is the gameplay that is hack and slash dodge repeat 9000x. Uninstalled less then a hour in.

    Who the hell plays these shit games?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Who the hell plays these shit games?
      Guys with huge dicks.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You realize this is made for asians right....
        Could not be more wrong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Braindead weebs. Fanboys act like the shit braidead gameplay and N64 graphics in these games is actually a good thing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >n64 graphics
        What ?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what is a hyperbole

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people still buy falcom games?
    The music isn't good anymore. The gameplay is meh. The writing is trash. The graphics are outdated. Voice acting is incomplete.
    And they hate the fans outside Japan? Like why do you even want to support such a company? Isn't it better to replay old Falcom games?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do people still buy falcom games?
      Kiseki is still good. I wish they didn't give up on all their other IPs just to keep Ys going when it hasn't been any good since Origin.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The music isn't good anymore.
      Stopped reading there, shit taste and equally shit opinions.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah he's right, ys x has quite a lot of bad tracks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well okay, I haven't X yet (and that guy likely hasn't either), but IX still had some really good music, not to mention the bangers of VIII and the earlier games.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ys 9 has one of the worst soundtracks ive ever heard in a game. some of the songs were so completely annoying i had to mute the game which i never thought i would have to do with a falcom game. idk why people have such a hard time admitting that falcom are shit now. people cry about how shit modern kiseki is but modern ys is just as bad.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >people cry about how shit modern kiseki is
              Only because they haven't played the Kuro masterpiece yet.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shame about Kuro 2's stupid ass "main plot" because the mechanics are really fun and the character work is enjoyable. Fricking Auguste Compte I swear to God.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do people still buy falcom games?
      Pleasant characters.
      Nice setting.
      Good aesthetics.
      Great music.
      Enjoyable turn based combat and character building.
      Exciting, hype moments every now and then (see pictured).
      There isn't much else coming out on the market that appeals to me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pic related was the real hype moment of Hajimari.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always thought he was the biggest homosexual with the biggest homosexual appearance, the biggest homosexual name and the biggest homosexual demeanor of the entirety of Kiseki

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I forgot to mention I fricking love being trans

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Explains why you like McBurn then

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ironic weebs and westoids seething
    KINO
    Falcom is simply too Japanese and too powerful.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing Ys Origin and it's kind of kino. Takes me back to playing Recettear.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a cool game, just don't play Hugo first, his gameplay is nothing like the other 2 characters.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hope you enjoy it anon, its one of my favorites. if the weird, sort of wistful atmosphere at some parts of the game sticks with you like it did with me, definitely try ys i&ii at some point

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hope you enjoy it anon, its one of my favorites. if the weird, sort of wistful atmosphere at some parts of the game sticks with you like it did with me, definitely try ys i&ii at some point

      ys 1 & 2 are good. it's okay to use a guide. your moronic lol. just accept it and stop torturing yourself.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its not okay to use a guide. i went in completely blind and now both i&ii are two of my favorite games ever. just talk to the npcs its not that hard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          your going to need a guide. don't listen to this guy. just use a guide and ignore this guy lol. he's pretending you don't need it to trick you into having a bad experience. he's a part of a discord shill campaign against ys by a kiseki discord trying to ruin ys so kiseki will have more resources.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh i got baited. i was wondering why your first response had nothing to do with either comment

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              the kiseki discorder cries out in pain as he strikes you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >using a guide
            >for ys 1
            there is literally nothing in the game that you need a guide to figure out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get item that increases hp
      >nice
      >HP increases by 1
      What did they mean by this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they originally intended Ys Origins to have DnD type numbers where everyone has like 10 hp and endgame content has like 100 hp originally and forgot to update that item when they updated all the other items

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>HP increases by 1
        You must be playing on Nightmare, it gives a bit more on the lower difficulties.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boasting impressive PS2 visuals
    I wish this meme of using "PS2 graphics" as an insult would fricking die. Most of the time the PS2 looked better than whatever the person is talking about.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS2 was the weakest console of its generation.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hehe

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    me on the left

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never played this series. Should I start?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you like anime? Because these games are cheesy as frick, and later entries have pages upon pages of your typical anime dialog.

      The ones in your screenshot are mostly retro style action RPG's though, with Origin and Oath having somewhat decent combat mechanics with a big focus on tough bosses.

      Note that Chronicles (I & II) was made for an ancient Japanese home PC, the gamepad for that thing had only 2 buttons, so there's no attack button in the game, you just... bump into enemies, but at an angle (otherwise you take damage). Very acquired taste.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't have to like anime to like the ys games. you can totally ignore the gay moronic stories and just enjoy the gameplay. ys 1 & 2 are very distinct gameplay that you might hate. try out oath in felghana. if you like it, play origin. if you like that, play ark of napishtim. it's basically diet oath & origin with an even gayer story and gayer characters. if you liked all of those, try ys 8. ys 8 is the most story heavy of them all, but it can be fast forwarded without skipping so you can track progress and stuff iirc. that one is like some super gay ass anime bullshit, but i found it inoffensive and easy to ignore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only ones worth playing were made before Seven. Start with I&II Chronicles (make sure to use "Complete" mode in the config menu so the game isn't zoomed in and the art isn't replaced with generic anime slop). If you enjoy it, play the rest of the series in release order (the games range from 5-20 hrs to beat):
      - Ys I
      - Ys II
      - Ys III: Wanderers from Ys (Skippable)
      - Ys IV: Mask of the Sun
      - Ys IV: Dawn of Ys
      - Ys V: Kefin. The Lost Kingdom of Sand (Needs a translation patch)
      - Ys VI: The Ark of Napishtim
      - Ys: The Oath in Felghana (Remake of III)
      - Ys Origin

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I should mention both versions of 4 need a translation too, and Mask of the Sun is closer to canon (although not anymore). There *is* a remake but it's pretty bad and overstays its welcome unlike Oath so don't waste your time

        How come the series has two different publishers on steam?

        There's like 5000 DLC's for the two most recent games too, wtf?

        Don't buy the ones from Clouded Leopard Entertainment, they're inferior ports and not translated. None of the DLC is worth getting either, you won't miss out on story

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only ones worth playing were made before Seven. Start with I&II Chronicles (make sure to use "Complete" mode in the config menu so the game isn't zoomed in and the art isn't replaced with generic anime slop). If you enjoy it, play the rest of the series in release order (the games range from 5-20 hrs to beat):
      - Ys I
      - Ys II
      - Ys III: Wanderers from Ys (Skippable)
      - Ys IV: Mask of the Sun
      - Ys IV: Dawn of Ys
      - Ys V: Kefin. The Lost Kingdom of Sand (Needs a translation patch)
      - Ys VI: The Ark of Napishtim
      - Ys: The Oath in Felghana (Remake of III)
      - Ys Origin

      III, both IVs and V are absolutely skippable. Moreso III since it has an amazing remake. IV also has a remake but it kinda sucks.
      I&II Chronicles+ is great, but can be skipped too if you really can't stand bump combat (I'd say still at least try to power through it).
      Origin is best played right after I&II as they are directly connected, but it's also the most polished Napishtim engine game so going back to Felghana and especially VI itself will be tougher.
      The story of VI also kinda hinges on you having played pretty much every game up to it chronologically, if you even care about that.
      Modern Ys (SEVEN, Celceta, VIII, IX and now X) is not quite AS bad as some of the purists here would like you to believe, even if it is more generic and the combat suffered greatly from the addition of dodge/block/skill spam. VIII in particular is a wonderful game in its own right, even if it is very different and kind of a disappointment for a lot of older series fans.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I&II Chronicles+ is great, but can be skipped
        Damn that hurts, I can't blame you though even if it is my favorite.
        Also my problem with modern Ys is they're longer and don't make up for it at all in my opinion... on top of being some of the most forgettable jrpgs I've ever played (save for VIII of course, but that one is the longest and should've been a standalone game). If you're a neet with time to waste then sure try them for the music alone, but otherwise you're way better off playing literally anything else

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come the series has two different publishers on steam?

    There's like 5000 DLC's for the two most recent games too, wtf?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ys6 is the last good ys game, everything after it is dogshit that gets mogged by xanadu NEXT

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