Zoomerbros, I'm not feeling too well... This was suppose to be OUR game, surely ecelebs wouldn't lie to us...
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why do zoomers care so much about player count? us boomers never cared about inclusivity
i think many zoomers know they are nothing but peasants so they try to stay true to corporate wiener sucking peasant rules
i have literally heard a normie npc zoomer say to me in a bar why i cant be normal and they were dumbfounded when i said being normal is moronic and boring
>in a bar
Normie confirmed
>a singleplayer game is losing daily players because they beat it
>this affects me because ______
????
>30 year old singleplayer games are still actively being played to this day
>zoomercore games wither away within a week or two after release
Zoomeroidbros... Frick... Our gen was suppose to be the best gen...
are people supposed to beat the game then immediately start playing it again?
No, people should forget the game exists and never play it again, that's when you know it's a good game.
For a game dev perspective its like a fricking dream come true. Make game, game is a success, you get your millions and thats it. No updates, no sequel, no multiplayer servers, no nothing. You're completely free.
A few years later you throw another game with a huge text in the bottom "from the creators of PREVIOUS SUCCESSFUL GAME" and it will be insta millions of dollars as well.
I mean, I can count the number of games I have replayed more than once on one hand. Plenty of singple player games I absolutely loved I've only played once and never again and that includes lots of old games as well as newer ones.
>wither
its a singleplayer game
why does someone else playing it affect you
No one's playing it tho.
Okay, what does someone not playing a game affect your ability to play it, or not play it.
>wither away
Mods should just ban posts talking about player count, it's not even boring anymore, it has become annoying.
don't care
which streamer did you watch play the game?
for me Mori the man zhe kid
same
everyone should watch this, it's pure streamkino
You need to have a nice day.
have a nice day.
Mentally ill.
> reddit: the game
> woman loved it
Instantly discarded
>he says unironically posting wallet impact
what are you, poor?
oh no no no, Empress troony was right
I thought Stray was like a very short single player game
Me and all the other homies here were warning y’all that this is a scam.
It was all shills and nothing else. Hope y’all didn’t fall for it.
Are you too moronic to pirate games?
Shiet, I’m not moronic to waste my time touching vidya that I know is already shit. Time is money homie. I ain’t wasting bandwidth on shitware.
This is what is wrong with Ganker.
Like half the posts in a thread about a new game comes from people who didn't play the game, they only assume the game is shit and come up with excuses not to play the game.
The game is like 6GB, which is less than your regular update to some fomo you probably play, there's no denuvo and is like 3-4 hours long, there's no excuse not to try it out at very least.
>Time is money homie.
That's why you'll spend days posting on Ganker about a game you never had intention of playing in the first place? Please, since this thread started you could have finished 1/3 of the game.
Unless you're a paid shill, I guess. Then your time on Ganker sure is money.
>people beat a 6 hour single player game and then stop playing it
Seems reasonable to me, what am I missing here.
What did you expect from a 3 hour walking simulator cash grab?
>NOOO WHYS THERE NO BATTLE PASS AND CONTENT DROPS! THINK OF THE PLAYER ENGAGEMENT!!
That's what literally every hyped single player game looks like without additional content and updates.
What is wrong with this
why does a singleplayer game need 800,000 people playing at all hours of the day for 5 years.
nobody has given me an answer to why player stats matter in a singleplayer game
wtf, why aren't people playing this single player 4 hour game 24/7?