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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could you list the games?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crash, Tomba, Klonoa, Spyro, Rayman, Toy Story, Croc, Ape Escape, Gek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks Boomer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tomba
        Tomba! 2 (the better game)

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can cut SM64 some slack for releasing 2.5 years earlier, and yeah it is a fricking ugly game. Crappy CRTs at the time helped hide this a bit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >10 year old gamer: Haha look at that crazy platforming animal. This is fun.
        >20 year old gamer: I'm too old for this shit. Tomb Raider is more mature.
        >30 year old gamer: Haha look at that crazy platforming animal. This is fun.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is true and I'm not sure what relevance it has to what I posted

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This was for

            I can cut SM64 some slack for releasing 2.5 years earlier, and yeah it is a fricking ugly game. Crappy CRTs at the time helped hide this a bit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              what does it have to do with the post??

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Crash and Spyro were bashed on back in the day by older gamers who were more into Metal Gear Solid and Tomb Raider.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What about 40 year old gamer?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            hopefully dead, the xoomer frick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait Spyro is 2.5 years YOUNGER? It looks fricking terrible for a game released so long after Mario 64.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          SM64 released June 23rd 1996
          Spyro 1 released September 9th 1998
          Not 2.5 years, just over 2 years apart.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the same year:
          >RE 2
          >Crash 3
          >MGS
          >Sonic Adventure
          >Tomb Raider 3
          >OOT
          >Half-Life
          >Thief
          >Turok 2

          I think Spyro honestly holds up in that line up.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also 1998 was an incredible year for video games, god damn.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              we were almost gaslighted into thinking 2023 was the second coming of christ or some shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spyro is not fun however

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spyro 1 is boring, maybe a controversial opinion but it's true.
        Spyro 2, however, is great.
        Spyro 3 is mediocre.
        These are facts, sorry Spyrogays

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spyrochads win again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >avoid mentioning gameplay at all costs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's an artistic comparison of soul, duh

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        DELET THIS!!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why? So he doesn't have to mention how fricked up turning and inertia and friction are? All SM64 has going for it is wall jumps and triple bounch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      spyro looks like absolute shit though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait Spyro is 2.5 years YOUNGER? It looks fricking terrible for a game released so long after Mario 64.

        Oh the copery

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >upscaled and corrected
          ngmi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's an artistic comparison of soul, duh

      >Even during the PS1
      Glorified CD player

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        zoomzoom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did Spyro get on top of the Dark Hollow portal?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does the spyro image look like the idiot upscaled the resolution?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both images look equally non-native-res, compare the jaggies on the hills on the horizon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mario is jaggier but I can absolutety believe it not being native thanks to N64 emulation being so far behind PS1 and still being held up by game specific hacks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyways, the point being that he looks like a clown talking about soul while purposedly fricking up the graphics by not playing on native.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah both images are equally upscaled and show off the asset and composition aesthetics properly, it's not like showing both at native res would somehow benefit Mario

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Both of them frick up the aesthethics, which makes the guy who made the image have zero credibility

              I don't care if you like Mario or if you like Spyro, all I'm saying this guy has no idea what the frick he's talking about

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Feel free to post native images to compare

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure I don't have any of mario. I did take a bunch of screenshots while going through Spyro trilogy but they're stretched to shit to fit my monitor so who knows how accurate they are either

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            3D looks better with anti-alising in ALL CASES. No matter what.

            look at objects around you. they are all smooth they're not made out of jagged pixels.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dumbass opinion. They had hired professional artists making sure the game looks the best it can on the PS1. If they saw how the game looked upscaled with anti aliasing they would've changed shit around since it starts looking JANK. I know this might sound like a meme but you actually ARE fricking up the artistic vision of the devs by upscaling your games and slapping on AA.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >upscaled
                You're a tech illiterate moron if you think rendering the models that the artists made at higher resolutions at those resolutions instead of the PS1's low native resolution is destroying their artistic vision through upscaling. It's literally not upscaling.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The game is made to be displayed as pixel blur. Just look at

                Based

                , the field looks fricking empty and the hills and waterfalls look about as smooth as your brain since it's being displayed too sharp.
                You can argue semantics all you want but playing old games with graphic enchantments is just begging to throw all immersion out the window

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The game is made to be displayed as pixel blur.
                It's not, and trying to shift the conversation won't change the objective fact that you don't know the difference between upscale and increasing render resolution because you're both art and tech illiterate. Fricking moron.
                >semantics
                Knowing what technical words mean isn't semantics, no matter how mad getting caught with your pants down makes you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not
                It literally is. The guys making it knew what the PS could do and what it'd look like. No idiot is going to factor into the game being emulated 20 years later.
                You can keep sperging over me getting the technical term wrong but it doesn't change the fact that you still understood what I said, you're just still in denial about it.

                Clowns who play shit with emulator enhancements have no clue about soul.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It literally is
                It literally isn't, you tech and art illiterate pseud moron.

                >Clowns who play shit with emulator enhancements have no clue about soul.
                morons who complain about soul because they don't understand the actual artistry behind things should kill themselves.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sm64
      >few good tracks
      gtfo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nostalgiagay finds out his love for a game is just nostalgia

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand why people celebrate Spyro's music so much. The tracks are nice and chill, but they aren't really memorable. Same with Ratchet and Clank.

      Can I not appreciate them because I'm not a stoner?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can think of several reasons why people might prefer music by legendary composer Stewart Copeland over legendary plagiarist Koji Kondo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok then what are they

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's celebrated because the Stewart Copeland, former drummer of the 80s new wave/reggae rock/post-punk/pop rock group, The Police, worked on the soundtrack for the first four Spyro games. That's why a lot of folks love the Spyro OSTs.

          [...]
          No. No it fricking didn't, moron, you don't even have any fricking proof of such, and no, an ass-pull faux-"fact" doesn't fricking count.

          [...]
          >Koji Kondo
          >"legendary plagarist"
          Do you have any fricking proof of such? The same rule will apply from above to you.

          >"People enjoy it because Stewart Copeland worked on it"
          What if I don't care for the producer and am only interested in the product?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's celebrated because the Stewart Copeland, former drummer of the 80s new wave/reggae rock/post-punk/pop rock group, The Police, worked on the soundtrack for the first four Spyro games. That's why a lot of folks love the Spyro OSTs.

        this shit created soilennials though

        No. No it fricking didn't, moron, you don't even have any fricking proof of such, and no, an ass-pull faux-"fact" doesn't fricking count.

        I can think of several reasons why people might prefer music by legendary composer Stewart Copeland over legendary plagiarist Koji Kondo

        >Koji Kondo
        >"legendary plagarist"
        Do you have any fricking proof of such? The same rule will apply from above to you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Same with Ratchet and Clank.
        this is solid evidence of how subjective a descriptor "memorable" is, because I can't think of many game soundtracks more definitively 10/10 than the first Ratchet & Clank's

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      both of these where wack

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spyro is that demo you play over and over again.
      Super Mario 64 is that game you actually buy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic given that Mario 64 plays like an unfinished demo but Spyro is fully rounded and fleshed out

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think my childbrain instinctively realized that Spyro was the "idea guy" game. It only presented well if you played curated slices. SM64 felt more like the full meal.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There isn't a single moment in Spyro that didn't "play well", it felt very solid all the way through. The sequels definitely had weak points, but the first game is a near perfect 3D platformer.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I liked the more RPG-y feeling of 2 and 3 and they were more humorous too.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I liked them as well, especially 2, but I have to admit there are some parts of those games that are not very fun or well thought-out. The level design is always great but the minigames and side-character segments range from mid to outright bad.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those games had SO many npcs and minigames. At least that makes revisiting them fun, because of variety. Every level felt like a true unique world. No level ever looked like another. Compare that with Crash which always had like 3 jungle levels, 3 sewer levels, 3 ice levels and other non-unique levels...

                People shittalking Spyro are moronic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                nobody is "shit talking" Spyro
                just saying that 2 and 3 have annoying flaws that aren't present in the first game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it, even the screenshot of spyro looks like ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the post that broke nintendies

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Millennials really are the only generation who treasures their old slop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you poor zoomie... All the games you play are sequels or remakes or otherwise soulless copies of the games I played as a kid. You have no nostalgia because you have no games, no characters, no franchises, nothing to call your own because your entire generation was brought up on mobile slop.

      millenials are the only generation who treasure their old games because they are the only generation that experienced the medium at its peak.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How pathetic does one have to be to boast about things he has zero involvement in?
        Soilleninals are truly the generation of manchildren

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          cry more holy shit hahahahah!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Um y'all we got fortnight????? We got fnaf????? We got frickin' MINECRAFT??!?!?! y'all boomers lowkey jealous that we got actually good games instead of slop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's really sad that you have nothing to treasure.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they have steve from minecraft (dogshit game) and fortnite (good game)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Millennial landmark games were made during the brief period where devs were still passionate and inspired and technology had advanced to the point where games as a medium could be fully explored.

      Zoomies born today may be able to experience then second renaissance with the advent of indie, but teenagers right now are pretty much screwed. Farm animals raised on corporate profit-driven slop.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game release as a 2D game
    >next release is a 3D game
    >next is a 3D game with even better graphics, bigger world and mechanics
    yes. you had to be there to understand and appreciate the greatness!

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    from left to right, top to bottom
    >amazing
    >amazing
    >good
    >amazing
    >good
    >good
    >bad
    >really good
    >good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Croc isn't bad, outdated
      It has a lot going for it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a 3d platformer with fricking tank controls
        it's not bad but it's mediocre as frick and only enjoyed by contrarians who jerk themselves off by arguing that it "wasn't that bad"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Toy Story 2 not amazing

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in the days i hated when all 2D games turned into janky 3D platformer slop.
    Obviously i didn't use the word slop back in the days, but it perfectly describes how i felt about them.
    Rayman is the best example of that, 1st game is soulful to this day that no other sequel ever came close to it.
    Before anyone would ever have the time the GTA 3 was already out in 2001 and Vice city next year.
    Half Life 2 in 2004 really put a nail into this coffin and they have not been relevant ever since.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from DKC2 platformers were never great until they became 3D.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dkc2 was easily the worst in the trilogy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          biggest contrarian take i've ever seen
          i respect it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah I'm sick of you dkc2gays always spamming this shit. you clearly never played 1 or 2 and only played 2 because every poser automatically says 2 is the best like a bot. you think it's the best because the dogshit OST is in every youtube video for 3-year-olds now and that's it, probably didn't even play it. I beat all 3 and it goes 3>1>2

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              clearly never played 1 or 3*

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was going to call you a Black person until you said 3 is the best; cheers brother, though personally I would still put 2 above 1.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crash and Spyro were bashed on back in the day by older gamers who were more into Metal Gear Solid and Tomb Raider.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    toy story 2 is still an amazing game

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine trying to come off as superior to people younger than you simply because you happened to get squeezed out of your mom's vegana at an arbitrary time period
    couldn't be me, nope, no way
    >inb4 Socrates quote
    >inb4 "it'll happen to you"
    nope, frick off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he didnt say he was superior, just that he played games in his childhood with superior packaging (music visuals), and he's not wrong

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no what ever will i do
    >Emulates that feeling

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OLD GOOD

    NEW BAD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish it wasn't so. but it is.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you act like emulation isn't widely available

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not accurate emulation

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh accurate emulation!
        99.9% of the "inaccuracies" are completely unnoticeable, moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          speak for yourself smoothbrain

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >y-y-y-y-you dumb!
            not an argument

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will never go back to affine mapping and vertex wobbkle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Emulating something isn't really the same as experiencing it in its time

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when video games had colors
    nowadays everything is washed out and have a grey or blue filter

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sucks to be them I guess

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    666109308
    >every single character has personality
    ah yes, those 20 dragons that say "thank you for releasing me" and nothing else
    so much personality

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like any of these games back then.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont miss it

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh well

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this shit created soilennials though

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can, dipshit. I have a ps1 that can read burned CD's.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ape escape was the shit. you should add banjo kazooie in there too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Banjo was on the original list, Klonoa was added instead to make it a PS1 chart

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you know the PC ports of some of the games on the left are pretty kino. Not making a point, I just like that they exist, especially Buzz Lightyear, Glover and Croc.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All those games were shit though, the good 3D platformers were all on the N64.

    YOU are the one who missed out.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers can play and enjoy the absolute perfection that was the PS1 library.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer here. I haven't played many N64 games, but I can say I played the crap out of Mario 64 a few years back. Gran Turismo 2 is probably my favorite game to come out of that generation, and I still occasionally revisit it via emulation. If anyone's curious, those two consoles were hand-me-downs and I got most of my games for them at thrift stores and what-not.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    spyro was for the weird autistic kids whose parents wouldn't buy them a Dreamcast to play sonic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was for kids whose parents bought a PS1 because it doubled as a CD player in 1994 when something like the Sony Discman was still over $100.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crash 2 > 3 >Spyro 2 > Spyro 3 > Crash 1 Spyro 1.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a zoomer and I played most of these games. Are millennials the most mentally challenged generation in history?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they literally make up nonsensical strawmen of zoomers in their heads and go into seething fits of autistic rage whenever they imagine them

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy slop slop and more slop, how will anyone live not consuming the mindless slop of your childhood that wasn't meaningful to anyone else in history

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked klonoa tho

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blue sky means good
    This is what moronic boomers sound like

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I blame the parents and the childless millennials that made zoomers the way they are.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a bunch of janky ass slop that aged like milk

    nah bruh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      found the zoomer

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahh yes the age of other companies copying Nintendo's mascot formula and failing miserably.

    Even banjo kazooie is better than every single one of these.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo's mascot formula
      You mean Sega's? Mario isn't a mascot character. Sonic was.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good list OP. I actually recently replayed all of these on the Steam Deck and enjoyed my time way more than AAA gaming.

    But Croc really doesn't hold up while the Gex trilogy was unironically extremely good and way better than I remember. The jokes are insanely politically incorrect now which made them way funnier than they have any right to be.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They know the feeling of watching their games becomes soulless shit just as we do they just don't know they know it.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    N64 rayman games were so fricking good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >games
      It was just Rayman 2

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    speaking of Rayman the gameboy color version is kinda good and different than the ps1 version

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people here only continue to single out a generation that started around a time where many of them could hypothetically have played these games near enough to the time they released because they refuse to start singling out the next generation due to being named the "alpha" generation? Zoomers started in, what, 96? 97? You wanna really say a generation could never know the feeling, you're gonna wanna start taking shots at the alphas. Feel free to come up with some stupid name for them just like what was done with zoomers.

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