>98% on Rotten Tomatoes

>98% on Rotten Tomatoes

It's a masterpiece

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is wrong with her face?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bong goblina

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is one Zuckerberg's body clones (type B body model)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's 98% rotten tomatoes, didn't you read the OP?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      inbreeding

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gnomish maybe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her
      They unironically came out as a chud this week

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They
        Fuck off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bri'ish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called being British

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's how white people look like when it is not a nazi propaganda poster.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're losing our place in a world that no longer needs us. A world that now spurns our very existence. You should know that as well as I do. After I launch this weapon and get our billion dollars, we'll be able to bring chaos and honor back to this world gone soft.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >carrying a cholo flick-knife to the zombie apocalypse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You use it to stab people, silly. Every zombie apocalypse devolves into people vs. people conflict in a week because all writers are hacks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because all writers are hacks.
        Give Sweet Home a watch. Probably some of the better pieces of Zombie Apocalype Fiction out there.
        >People in their community try to unite together
        >All zombies are special and hard to actually kill
        >Main characters start becoming better people because they're forced out of their shell

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is wrong with her face?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is wrong with her face?

      she does have a tard face indeed.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is wrong with her face?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until I write a review it'll be 97% when I'm done with it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to quote all the b-boys in the cut, no tricks in '96

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No tricks in '86 little fella, you're quoting a quote. Eric B is the king

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zombie apocalypse
    >without zombies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so its just an apocalypse then

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So it's just a Cormac McCarthy novel?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should I recommend it to my dad? I'm afraid the pozzism could be off the charts, you just know the homo dlc episode with the moron kid will be cringe as shit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why we needed a series about a game that already was a story game?

    oh yeah, to cast a totally woke cast of actors.
    joel and his brother now are from mexico. his daughter is black. ellie looks loke 17, not 12-14.
    even lore changes confirmed.

    so why even take the franchise and not making something new?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should've released a CGI movie without the gameplay sections.
      https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/102194051

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why we needed a series about a game that already was a story game?

      Because the entertainment industry has been creatively bankrupt for at least 2 decades?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it will sell

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WAAAAAH!!!!! I CAN’T FAP TO THE ACTRESS PLAYING ELLIE AND JOEL’S DAUGHTER IS BLACK! WAAAAH!!!!!!

    Get over yourselves, you saddos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WAAAAAH!!!!! I CAN’T FAP TO THE ACTRESS PLAYING ELLIE AND JOEL’S DAUGHTER IS BLACK! WAAAAH!!!!!!
      This.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        !!!!! I CAN’T FAP TO THE ACTRESS PLAYING ELLIE AND JOEL’S DAUGHTER IS BLACK! WAAAAH!!!!!!

        this, also learn how REAL woman look like, touch grass incels

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Butifel British rose

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Real women don't have hilariously weird and offputting eyes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly the reason I'm not watching it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WAAAAAH!!!!! I CAN’T FAP TO THE ACTRESS PLAYING ELLIE AND JOEL’S DAUGHTER IS BLACK! WAAAAH!!!!!!
      Based. I agree

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Joel's daughter, the hardcore drug dealer, is black. You don't see a problem with perpetuating that stereotype?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Joel's daughter
        She's adopted

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean Joel's adopted daughter, the hardcore drug dealer, is black. You don't see a problem with perpetuating that stereotype?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >projecting your paedophilia and racism unto others
      classic degenerate leftist behaviour

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that why her face looks like a blob?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be so ugly you have completely given up on embracing any kind of femininity
      lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that what we call fetal alcohol syndrome now?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yep

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When she hit her head off the pole I laughed because why lean the fuck out the window dumbass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not identifying as a female so you can go to the bathroom after the cute office girl and lick the toilet seat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when i hear gender fluid what i really hear is "i finally came out as ugly"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No way. The resemblance is uncanny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ellen Page
      >now bong girl
      What is it about sony turning women into trannies?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie critics are completely worthless, they give 10/10 to anything woke. Ironically the score in imdb is way more reliable now.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He believes paid reviews
    Oh you sweet summer child, you got a lot to learn

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a hecking chonker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 head alien ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wqAdA5D.jpg

      >98% on Rotten Tomatoes

      It's a masterpiece

      what the FUCK is wrong with her face

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fetal alcohol syndrome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      breh they made every female character a version of Jennifer lawrence back then didnt they even pedocore characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would have watched it if she was hot. No thanks.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realtalk: Is this 98% like where the critic score is blatantly bought and paid for like Resident Evil, Rings of Power, Halo, She-Hulk?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're not paid, that's the problem.
      Give them an ugly dyke and they will shill for free.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Realtalk: Is this 98% like where the critic score is blatantly bought and paid for like Resident Evil, Rings of Power, Halo, She-Hulk?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This movie is when I truly lost faith in RT critic and audience scores. Piece of trash

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You had faith in the first place. Both RT and Metacritic are not even close to reliable because you don't have to prove that you have watched the movie. Steam reviews for example show how much you have played the game, including how much you have played it by the time you wrote the review, if you received the game for free and if you refunded it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I had faith to the extent that near 100% both probably meant something was decent and divergence meant something was trash

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You had a good run though anon. I stopped giving a fuck about critics with gone homo and the Citizen Kane of vidya.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Woman King is a well-acted and well-directed film. It's problem is that it's a white-washing piece of propaganda and literal lies.

          >bri'ish girls aren't attractive
          oi, u takin' a fookin piss, m8?

          She's incredibly chavvy looking.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women can't be kings

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which is why the word Queen exists

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that a queen?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly I liked a lot of that movie but fuck me it was so inaccurate to the point where it was offensive to even Africans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok but is this going to be a series where there's a STARK difference between the critic score, what's happening on the screen and the audience score?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >audience score
          You think gays will let you give this shit the score it deserves?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You think gays will let you give this shit the score it deserves?
            Yes.

            This movie is when I truly lost faith in RT critic and audience scores. Piece of trash

            Why?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Forgot pic.

            >You think gays will let you give this shit the score it deserves?
            Yes.

            This movie is when I truly lost faith in RT critic and audience scores. Piece of trash

            Why?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn she's ugly. Sorry i cant. They also turned Joel into a racemixing cuck and also Tommy that now has a sheboon as wife. They arent even trying to hide it anymore. Fuck USA and their Black fetish.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bri'ish girls aren't attractive
    oi, u takin' a fookin piss, m8?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty of attractive british women, but for some reason they either fuck themselves up with terrible cosmetic surgery or don't go into show business. Acting in particular seems to be focused more on skills than appearance here than in the states for women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Body double.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >masterpiece
    Are you sure it was a masterpiece?

    Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Critics always give high scores to woke trash, it means nothing.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like your positivity OP, keep it up

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhh, videogames?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still fucking mad HBO Max removed Snowpiercer I was still on season 1.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YEAH, A MASTER PIECE OF SHIT!

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take thing
    >remove the shit that made it interesting
    >recast it for maximum GGP
    >get the guy who ruined it to sign off on it as being legit because hes a clout goblin that fears his irrelevance
    >HBOMax presents: The Woking Dead.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cast ugly people
    >Must be art
    Every time

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we at least get a Knives Out video game

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kneel before Druckmann.

    I SAID KNEEL.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need to get started on another Game of Thrones spinoff, can't be waiting two years between every 10 episodes of House of the Dragon.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when is it gonna be on RARBG?
    I need something to watch and Im bored

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rotten tomatoes is a shit reference for the quality of anything

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rotten Onions

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I'm glad if it turns out good. The game fucked the ending, which was the only thing it had that was worth a damn. If they manage to actually sell you the idea that the Fireflies are actually capable of developing a cure, that Ellie's on board with the procedure and that they aren't just crazy fuckups that want to leave Joel to die for no fucking reason, then it might be good. For a zombie apocalypse plot, anyway.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And yet i couldn't give a single fuck.
    Odd isn't it?
    I don't know what the games are all about to begin with.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A bunch of garden gnomes said some gnomish movie is good

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No spores

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