We're losing our place in a world that no longer needs us. A world that now spurns our very existence. You should know that as well as I do. After I launch this weapon and get our billion dollars, we'll be able to bring chaos and honor back to this world gone soft.
>because all writers are hacks.
Give Sweet Home a watch. Probably some of the better pieces of Zombie Apocalype Fiction out there. >People in their community try to unite together >All zombies are special and hard to actually kill >Main characters start becoming better people because they're forced out of their shell
should I recommend it to my dad? I'm afraid the pozzism could be off the charts, you just know the homosexual dlc episode with the Black person kid will be cringe as shit
why we needed a series about a game that already was a story game?
oh yeah, to cast a totally woke cast of actors.
joel and his brother now are from mexico. his daughter is black. ellie looks loke 17, not 12-14.
even lore changes confirmed.
so why even take the franchise and not making something new?
You had faith in the first place. Both RT and Metacritic are not even close to reliable because you don't have to prove that you have watched the movie. Steam reviews for example show how much you have played the game, including how much you have played it by the time you wrote the review, if you received the game for free and if you refunded it.
Damn she's ugly. Sorry i cant. They also turned Joel into a racemixing cuck and also Tommy that now has a sheboon as wife. They arent even trying to hide it anymore. Frick USA and their Black fetish.
There are plenty of attractive british women, but for some reason they either frick themselves up with terrible cosmetic surgery or don't go into show business. Acting in particular seems to be focused more on skills than appearance here than in the states for women
>take thing >remove the shit that made it interesting >recast it for maximum GGP >get the guy who ruined it to sign off on it as being legit because hes a clout goblin that fears his irrelevance >HBOMax presents: The Woking Dead.
Honestly I'm glad if it turns out good. The game fricked the ending, which was the only thing it had that was worth a damn. If they manage to actually sell you the idea that the Fireflies are actually capable of developing a cure, that Ellie's on board with the procedure and that they aren't just crazy frickups that want to leave Joel to die for no fricking reason, then it might be good. For a zombie apocalypse plot, anyway.
What is wrong with her face?
Bong goblina
She is one Zuckerberg's body clones (type B body model)
it's 98% rotten tomatoes, didn't you read the OP?
inbreeding
israeli maybe
>her
They unironically came out as a troony this week
>They
Frick off
Bri'ish
It's called being British
that's how white people look like when it is not a nazi propaganda poster.
We're losing our place in a world that no longer needs us. A world that now spurns our very existence. You should know that as well as I do. After I launch this weapon and get our billion dollars, we'll be able to bring chaos and honor back to this world gone soft.
>carrying a cholo flick-knife to the zombie apocalypse
You use it to stab people, silly. Every zombie apocalypse devolves into people vs. people conflict in a week because all writers are hacks.
>because all writers are hacks.
Give Sweet Home a watch. Probably some of the better pieces of Zombie Apocalype Fiction out there.
>People in their community try to unite together
>All zombies are special and hard to actually kill
>Main characters start becoming better people because they're forced out of their shell
what is wrong with her face?
she does have a tard face indeed.
What is wrong with her face?
Wait until I write a review it'll be 97% when I'm done with it.
to quote all the b-boys in the cut, no tricks in '96
No tricks in '86 little fella, you're quoting a quote. Eric B is the king
>zombie apocalypse
>without zombies
so its just an apocalypse then
So it's just a Cormac McCarthy novel?
Wait what
should I recommend it to my dad? I'm afraid the pozzism could be off the charts, you just know the homosexual dlc episode with the Black person kid will be cringe as shit
why we needed a series about a game that already was a story game?
oh yeah, to cast a totally woke cast of actors.
joel and his brother now are from mexico. his daughter is black. ellie looks loke 17, not 12-14.
even lore changes confirmed.
so why even take the franchise and not making something new?
They should've released a CGI movie without the gameplay sections.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/102194051
>why we needed a series about a game that already was a story game?
Because the entertainment industry has been creatively bankrupt for at least 2 decades?
because it will sell
>WAAAAAH!!!!! I CAN’T FAP TO THE ACTRESS PLAYING ELLIE AND JOEL’S DAUGHTER IS BLACK! WAAAAH!!!!!!
Get over yourselves, you saddos.
>WAAAAAH!!!!! I CAN’T FAP TO THE ACTRESS PLAYING ELLIE AND JOEL’S DAUGHTER IS BLACK! WAAAAH!!!!!!
This.
!!!!! I CAN’T FAP TO THE ACTRESS PLAYING ELLIE AND JOEL’S DAUGHTER IS BLACK! WAAAAH!!!!!!
this, also learn how REAL woman look like, touch grass incels
Butifel British rose
Real women don't have hilariously weird and offputting eyes.
Exactly the reason I'm not watching it.
>WAAAAAH!!!!! I CAN’T FAP TO THE ACTRESS PLAYING ELLIE AND JOEL’S DAUGHTER IS BLACK! WAAAAH!!!!!!
Based. I agree
You mean Joel's daughter, the hardcore drug dealer, is black. You don't see a problem with perpetuating that stereotype?
>Joel's daughter
She's adopted
You mean Joel's adopted daughter, the hardcore drug dealer, is black. You don't see a problem with perpetuating that stereotype?
>projecting your paedophilia and racism unto others
classic degenerate leftist behaviour
lmao
Is that why her face looks like a blob?
>be so ugly you have completely given up on embracing any kind of femininity
lol
Is that what we call fetal alcohol syndrome now?
yep
When she hit her head off the pole I laughed because why lean the frick out the window dumbass
>Not identifying as a female so you can go to the bathroom after the cute office girl and lick the toilet seat
when i hear gender fluid what i really hear is "i finally came out as ugly"
No way. The resemblance is uncanny
>Ellen Page
>now bong girl
What is it about sony turning women into trannies?
Movie critics are completely worthless, they give 10/10 to anything woke. Ironically the score in imdb is way more reliable now.
>He believes paid reviews
Oh you sweet summer child, you got a lot to learn
what a hecking chonker
5 head alien ass
what the FRICK is wrong with her face
Fetal alcohol syndrome
breh they made every female character a version of Jennifer lawrence back then didnt they even pedocore characters
Would have watched it if she was hot. No thanks.
Realtalk: Is this 98% like where the critic score is blatantly bought and paid for like Resident Evil, Rings of Power, Halo, She-Hulk?
They're not paid, that's the problem.
Give them an ugly dyke and they will shill for free.
This movie is when I truly lost faith in RT critic and audience scores. Piece of trash
You had faith in the first place. Both RT and Metacritic are not even close to reliable because you don't have to prove that you have watched the movie. Steam reviews for example show how much you have played the game, including how much you have played it by the time you wrote the review, if you received the game for free and if you refunded it.
I had faith to the extent that near 100% both probably meant something was decent and divergence meant something was trash
You had a good run though anon. I stopped giving a frick about critics with gone homosexual and the Citizen Kane of vidya.
The Woman King is a well-acted and well-directed film. It's problem is that it's a white-washing piece of propaganda and literal lies.
She's incredibly chavvy looking.
Women can't be kings
Which is why the word Queen exists
Isn't that a queen?
Honestly I liked a lot of that movie but frick me it was so inaccurate to the point where it was offensive to even Africans
Ok but is this going to be a series where there's a STARK difference between the critic score, what's happening on the screen and the audience score?
>audience score
You think homosexuals will let you give this shit the score it deserves?
>You think homosexuals will let you give this shit the score it deserves?
Yes.
Why?
Forgot pic.
>You think homosexuals will let you give this shit the score it deserves?
Yes.
Why?
Damn she's ugly. Sorry i cant. They also turned Joel into a racemixing cuck and also Tommy that now has a sheboon as wife. They arent even trying to hide it anymore. Frick USA and their Black fetish.
>bri'ish girls aren't attractive
oi, u takin' a fookin piss, m8?
There are plenty of attractive british women, but for some reason they either frick themselves up with terrible cosmetic surgery or don't go into show business. Acting in particular seems to be focused more on skills than appearance here than in the states for women
Body double.
>masterpiece
Are you sure it was a masterpiece?
Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Critics always give high scores to woke trash, it means nothing.
i like your positivity OP, keep it up
uhhhh, videogames?
I'm still fricking mad HBO Max removed Snowpiercer I was still on season 1.
YEAH, A MASTER PIECE OF SHIT!
>take thing
>remove the shit that made it interesting
>recast it for maximum GGP
>get the guy who ruined it to sign off on it as being legit because hes a clout goblin that fears his irrelevance
>HBOMax presents: The Woking Dead.
>Cast ugly people
>Must be art
Every time
Can we at least get a Knives Out video game
Kneel before Druckmann.
I SAID KNEEL.
They need to get started on another Game of Thrones spinoff, can't be waiting two years between every 10 episodes of House of the Dragon.
when is it gonna be on RARBG?
I need something to watch and Im bored
rotten tomatoes is a shit reference for the quality of anything
>Rotten Onions
Honestly I'm glad if it turns out good. The game fricked the ending, which was the only thing it had that was worth a damn. If they manage to actually sell you the idea that the Fireflies are actually capable of developing a cure, that Ellie's on board with the procedure and that they aren't just crazy frickups that want to leave Joel to die for no fricking reason, then it might be good. For a zombie apocalypse plot, anyway.
And yet i couldn't give a single frick.
Odd isn't it?
I don't know what the games are all about to begin with.
>A bunch of israelites said some israeli movie is good
No spores