Cult of the lamb comes out in like less than a week!

Cult of the lamb comes out in like less than a week! you ARE going to play the cute isaac+terraria clone with satanic animals aren't you Ganker?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1313140/Cult_of_the_Lamb/

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >calarts
      fuck no

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        describe how cult of the lamb is calarts without mentioning the fanart in the OP

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          worm mouth
          nuff said

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The in-game characters are not calarts. Your argument is rejected.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              furry coping hard that his satanic transbian game is calarts

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                you lost

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's an argument chud

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            furry coping hard that his satanic transbian game is calarts

            Meds.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        did this end up going anywhere?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yes in the garbage can.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck they mouths and eyes in the same spot regardless of what animal they are

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because that's easier on the procedural animation

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because that's easier on the procedural animation

        That. Would you rather have SPORE-tier cock on head eyeball ass random villagers? they're supposed to be cute not abominations

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's a bit weird to have it custom for frogs but have abomination elephants and giraffes with mouths above their snouts

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          he cute

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            what are his hobbies?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Seeking ruins.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Worshiping cosmic demons.

              But is there any real reason to do the cult shit? Is it just going to give you bonuses for the roguelite gameplay, or is it necessary for progression? Because if it's just an optional game within a game, then hard pass, 14h is not enough time for a roguelite.

              >But is there any real reason to do the cult shit?
              Yes. It includes more shit for your cult and strengthens it, most of which is necessary to unlock more and better abilities to actually clear other areas and some of which is directly necessary to not only keep your cult alive (they can and will die whilst you're on crusades or run out of resources or starve or get sick, etc), but also advance further into the game.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MUH FUCKING DICK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i will but only because i want to fuck this creature

      Anons, the only one he will be fucking is you. And he may or may not sacrifice you to an eldritch abomination before, during, or after the act. Is it really worth it?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i never implied i was going to top and yes it's worth it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >is it really worth it?

          Damn it, guys! We can't keep affording to replace people when they sell their souls to Chaos Gods for the 16-inch Lamb cock! It's getting out of hand!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            the only thing I will worship is his massive cock

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            the only thing I will worship is his massive cock

            Imagine the size of his woshippable sheepboy balls

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              imagine how much he would fill you after cumming inside you

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yess

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              God I want him to havebig fat swollen balls and he needs to cum like a gallon

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                fucking hell anon, yesss

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            this

            the only thing I will worship is his massive cock

            i will do anything to get a taste of his massive cock, so long as it doesn't involves losing the ability to get a taste of his massive cock again

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >is it really worth it?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i will but only because i want to fuck this creature

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >can marry one of your little worshippers

    Kinda cute. Which one will you marry Ganker? for me it's the fox worshipper

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bunny worshipper

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Only one? What the fuck kind of cult is this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can marry literally as many as you want, but apparently the more you marry the easier i is for your husbandos to get jealous of each other. This is from the steam page info

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Perfect. Let them fight.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In MY One True Cult (the actual trual and real One Cult), monogamy is the based and redpilled way of doing things

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          WTF

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >isaac+terraria
    Lost all interest immediately.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      More for me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        More what? It's an infinite-supply digital asset and you'd just be a dumbass anyways if you buy multiple physical copies of a game for no reason.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is wrong with you people

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The One Who Waits has corrupted this entire thread. It must be purged.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the one who nuts

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    post more pics please

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll admit it looks like a good meme and the visuals are nice. I'll buy it on sale, but I'm not excited about this game likely being a furry bait. Even if it's not they will ruin it with their fandom shit.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I've seen "this" before.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm... looks like a game for gaywads, which is cool if you're into that but simply not for me
    Instead I think I'll go back to playing company of heroes (single player campaign)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Company
      >Of sweaty men
      If that ain't gay

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Just another roguelike/roguelite with nothing special to it
    >Has crafting and resource collection on top of roguelike elements
    >Calarts style with overly emphasized expressions and excessive use of roundness
    The demo does not give me confidence in this game being interesting. The premise sounds good, but the premise is also sounding like it was wasted.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    whats his endgame?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Considering it's literally just the demonic entity from Eversion, my guess would be, corrupting the entire world.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The game makes no bones about the fact that the One Who Waits is probably going to betray you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Break free of his bonds by killing the Bishops then eating everyone's souls.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kill the heretic bishops that formed a schism against the old faith and break free.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ok but then what

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Restore the faith and rule over the mortals, simple as

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          goat bussy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            HE'S A SHEEP
            It's cult of the LAMB
            You FUCK

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              GOTE
              BUSSY

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              sheep are just fluffy dumber goats

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically, it's implied that The One Who Waits is the one who caused the schism to begin with. The wounds all the other Bishops sport were caused by him at some undetermined point.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >whats his endgame?
      he probably is the endgame

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    but is it a goat girl or a goat boy
    ill take either i just dont want any nonbinary ambiguous bullshit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      100% boy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        alright ill buy shota goat's game then

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He's shota sheep. How do you fuck that up it's literally in the title

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's a boy. IIRC several of the Bishops and other characters say that the Lamb is a dude, alongside the promotional material.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      boy, with a massive footlong+ cock

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what about the balls

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          massive footlong+ balls

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Huge cult leader sheep boi balls for worship!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      draw a sheep, call it a goat (????)

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Dan Gheesling play it and it looked pretty good.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      noo not her! I'll pay her college!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        stop simping female demons
        Accept Jesus Christ in your heart and join the war against evil
        Rape is an acceptable waecrime

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Mostly this, but stop doom posting when you do it. It’s not cool anymore

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I don't have more doomguys either way, I would've keep posting because I don't listen to fags...but I don't have any more doomguys

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, played the demo and i enjoyed it. And yes, im a big isaac fan

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >game is confirmed to last 14 hours if you really stretch it and that includes ng+
    dead on arrival

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's a bit short for 30 bucks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's a bit short for 30 bucks

      There's a lot of content involving building up and administrating your cult and other stuff. If you're going for like, just an all-clear on the bosses then yeah it's pretty short. But that's for pretty much speeding through the main story.

      Is it actually 14 hours only? how do people know this? the game has not come out. I mean Isaac sure as fuck is not 14 hours only.

      I wanto buy it but now I'm unsure

      >how do people know this?
      Preview builds are out for some people like reviewers. You can play up to the second Bishop.

      >I mean Isaac sure as fuck is not 14 hours only.
      Isaac runs were (and still are) actually super short if you're just going for a certain ending or only one of the end bosses. It was even shorter back when the only endgame encounter was Mom way back when.

      No longer the case now obviously with all the expansions + synergies + mods + new endgame levels that you can attempt, but Isaac started out being pretty short to complete.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Even the original flash isaac with no DLC had people spending 30+ hours on it, while way shorter than it is now, it got a lot of value, which is one of the reasons it was so popular. Although, it's a bit more simple of a game which lends itself to getting more content easier, also people are bad at games so that 30+ is for sure full of retries.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But is there any real reason to do the cult shit? Is it just going to give you bonuses for the roguelite gameplay, or is it necessary for progression? Because if it's just an optional game within a game, then hard pass, 14h is not enough time for a roguelite.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i could beat all of TBoI in 14 hours if i was an adderal addict.
    also you know people are going to try and animal crossing the shit out of their little animal people and spend 20+ hours designing their house or whatever

    cool looking game, but i hate how everyone describes it as X + X. come up with some words or something

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >roguelike
    IT'S RUINED

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looked cool but then I saw it was a roguelite I ain't trynna play mid.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Terraria
    What? How?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I played the game and it seems to be fun, it's a fresh take at roguelike games as far as i can tell.

    But if you try to look at their twitter your eyes will bleed, all they do is try to mock christianity, but people don't get it since people who don't have a religion wouldn't understand the jokes, so they went as far as to make a guide based on the 10 commandments lmao, it's impressive how almost every company's twitter is so out of touch with their own consumers.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >realizing all the sheepboi porn this is going to spawn when it releases

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    gote boi

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it actually 14 hours only? how do people know this? the game has not come out. I mean Isaac sure as fuck is not 14 hours only.

    I wanto buy it but now I'm unsure

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >how do people know this?
      The developers have said it on multiple occassions.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    From the trailer it looked like this game has Don't Starve elements. Will this game be similar to that?

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's suddenly hit me how this pic could be lewd as fuck if he moves his hand out of the way...
    god I wish

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm intrigued but from only 4 bosses is too little.
    It will probably get a big expansion but I hate playing games before they're complete.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >only 4 bosses is too little.
      There's more. In the demo you fight some shit called amodeus or something and that's not one of the main 4 bosses. Leshy is one of the main bosses and he shows up just to taunt you in the demo. My guess is each section will have like 3 bosses leading up to the actual big guy fight

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >no co-op

    Pass

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The town management in the demo was very bad, inept villagers with a lot of "hold button to x", hope they speed that shit up and add more ways to avoid player micromanagement. Very small build space overall, too, like 20-30 slots for buildings?

    The combat dungeons were simplistic but fine, didn't feel like any of the progression they slap on is going to change much. Which is fine, better than it being Hand of Fate where 95% of items don't matter but 5% break the game, and the boss/postgame being based around landing that 5%.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The town management in the demo was very bad, inept villagers with a lot of "hold button to x", hope they speed that shit up and add more ways to avoid player micromanagement.
      You can order villagers to focus on specific tasks which they do fairly quickly (though you helping speeds it up considerably). You can also build buildings and other structures to deal with the more annoying aspects.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        roltf

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno, looks kinda basic but we'll see

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >shilling your shitty boring games here
    fuck off

  32. 1 week ago
    sage

    actual garbage
    all fields

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sex with goat boy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

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