Do you have faith in Nintendo?
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I only have faith in the Lord
Amen.
Hopefully you mean Allah and his humble prophet Muhammad (pbuh)
Yes
Nah they sold us out alongside the rest of the industry, why should we trust them?
>Nah they sold us out alongside the rest of the industry
Did they, though?
yup
Yeah, granted in true Nintendo they have been slow about it but they are slowly adopting all the shitty standards put fourth by the Industry
>Paid online
>Day 1 dlc
>not having full game collections on a single cartridge
>Cut content at the expense of a quicker release
>Switch has less features than 3ds
>Will soon charge $70 for their games
Yeah it's over
I love how not a single nintendie replied to this, because it's the truth.
None of the shit he mentioned matters or affects the quality of videogames Nintendo makes whatsoever. It's all just a cope because Ganker is too afraid to admit the real issue. It's that they still make their videogames mainly for casuals/non-gamers despite the WiiU failing.
>None of the shit he mentioned matters or affects the quality of videogames Nintendo makes whatsoever
Locking their games down to generations old hardware to pinch pennies does.
varied beautiful landscapes are all well and it good but they meant little to me when they didn't amount to much. they still contain nothing but the same bokoblins, moblins, lizalfos, and shrines.
>when they didn't amount to much.
They're the only landscapes in any Zelda game and significantly impact gameplay in terms of actual mechanics.
yeah
If you look at all their recent non-sports shovelware releases they've all improved pretty dramatically.
Mario Party Superstars was way better than Super Mario Party
Kirby and the Forgotten land was way better than Star Allies
Splatoon 3 was way better than Splatoon 2
Metroid Dread was way better than Samus Returns
I have no reason to think TotK wont follow the same trend.
I have to disagree with most of this.
>Kirby and the Forgotten Land and Splatoon were too cinematic and worse than previous installments (mandatory tutorials and quick time events, really?)
>Dread was okay, but filled with problems
>Mario Party Superstars was just Nintendo rehashing their old games
I don't have much faith for it.
There's no QTEs in Splatoon and the tutorial has been mandatory in all three games.
The QTEs were referring to Kirby. As for splatoon, that just makes it worse because the game doesn't allow you to figure things out naturally. It's terrible game design.
Frick off, the literal braindead children I'm getting stuck with don't need to be even more moronic.
Tutorials aren't gonna magically fix the braindead children problem.
Not telling them the basic controls isn't going to improve things either.
Let them learn, or let them suffer.
I'm the one suffering, frick off.
Maybe the game should have a fun singleplayer for such an occasion.
>Maybe the game should have a fun singleplayer
lol, yeah that would be nice.
The hell are you smoking.
superstars was literally just a remaster of n64/gamecube games
not to mention their online is worse than the wii-u era and now you have to pay for it
>Mario Party Superstars was way better than Super Mario Party
>Kirby and the Forgotten land was way better than Star Allies
>Metroid Dread was way better than Samus Returns
Not made by Nintendo
>Splatoon 3 was way better than Splatoon 2
Only one you may have a point on but it's still similar to TotK where it's a previous game with more content stapled on and repackaged for $60
Yes I do
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Nintendo shits out a couple golden eggs per generation, but otherwise creates mediocrities like everyone else
>Nintendo shits out a couple golden eggs per generation, but otherwise creates mediocrities like everyone else
They don't create any mediocrities, they just fund them. None of their shitty games are actually made by them, while most of their great games are. The main things they make
-3D Mario
-3D Zelda
-Animal Crossing
-Splatoon
-Pikmin
-Mario Kart
-Ring Fit Advnenture
The only notable in house turd I can think of this gen was 1-2 switch.
If 1-2 switch was a pack in title it would have sold more
*been better received I mean
>Ring Fit Advnenture
hard to take you seriously when you post shit like this as if it holds up next to botw
It doesn't?
ARMS sucked too.
Nah it was great
Haven't owned a tendie device since the n64.
I'm sure they'll make a good video game this time around. Fourth decade's the charm, right Ganker?
Shit name.
Not anymore, no.
The hell is with these zero effort TotK threads though?
Absolute unconditional faith.
Eh.
Not really. The only thing I love is short haired Zelda.
I really hope they are hiding HUGE fricking things for this game because if not, this might be a trainwreck and might put Zelda on ice for a while.
Even if it's exactly what it looks like (BotW with floating islands), it'll still be received very well. There's no way it can be fricked up worse than a 92/100 meta score, it's not even possible
>I really hope they are hiding HUGE fricking things for this game because if not, this might be a trainwreck and might put Zelda on ice for a while.
It's obvious what they're hiding, underground. We saw them go underground in the first trailer, we see caves added to the landscape in others. The game is gonna be climbing up the sky islands and exploring underground caves. If there's like 50+ islands and 50+ cave systems to explore then there would be a ton of content, but we'll see how much is there when the game comes out.
Yeah this game might actually flop. The only reason BOTW was received well was due to literal shilling. If you recall it released at the height of Nintendo Doom posting and how if they failed one more time they could potentially bow out of the games Industry. Nintendo won't have pity reviews to rely on anymore everyone will be reviewing the game fairly and accurately
Dumbest poster on this board
Facts over feelings pal
Name a timeframe with more Nintendo doom posting than the end of the Wii U era. Even the diehard circles thought it was over for them years and iwata literally died
What facts? Your delusions are not facts.
>height of Nintendo Doom posting
How new are you
>Yeah this game might actually flop
I wish. Doesn't matter how shit or identical to botw it is, it is guaranteed not to flop. You give the average person far too much credit, but nintendo knows exactly how stupid they are.
Your right they'll eat any slop up like god of onions and troony of us 2
Yep. Zero taste or standards all around, doesn't matter which corporation makes what.
All they need to do is give us proper dungeons, an actual narrative to follow, and a sexy companion and I'm sold.
They haven't shown anything for me to have faith in. I know there's something, there has to be, but they refuse to show it.
So here we are, three years in with nothing but crumbs to show for it.
I mean this is pretty normal from Nintendo. We knew frick all about Splatoon 3 until around a month before it came out. They just don't give us info until close to launch anymore.
Yes.
Ubisoft Tower Climbing Simulator 2 will be great.
Really lazy shitpost when it's already all but confirmed the game has dungeons again (7 tears on the mural that correspond to the 7 dungeons a Zelda game normally has)
I don't believe you.
>climb tower with a unique setup around it
Good
>unlock part of your map's topography
Good
>get a checklist of things to do to clear that region
Bad
I thought you c**ts hated puzzles and linearity
What happened?
>you can only pick between the two worst mainline zelda games that take things into opposite extremes
no.
BOTW is the best Zelda has been in years and a true return to its roots
ALTTPgays need not apply
BotW and LttP are in my top 3 Zelda games. I don't know why you'd think there's animosity between those 2 fanbases.
There's animosity between Zeldagays and BotWchads in general, that's why.
>Zeldagays and BotWchads
Oh that's just poor falseflagging.
Falseflagging or not if you think that's inaccurate you haven't been in enough botw or zelda threads.
Oh I've been in enough Zelda threads to know that there are morons who think BotW isn't a real Zelda game, and that these subhuman morons are the worst shitposters in the threads.
No that's arthur by far and nobody can or should disagree with that as he's the one who antagonizes it all
>No it's definitely the shitposting morons who go on about BotW not being a real Zelda game, and bringing up Ubisoft games they clearly haven't played.
Zelda doesn't have ubisoft towers
The only real Zelda games are the first two, nothing else
After BotW and its DLC? Abso-fricking-lutely.
No
So far all ive seen is Breath of the Wild with floating islands that they unironically Ctrl C+V'd from the world map. No new enemies, no dungeons, nothing of merit.
>No new enemies
How do you think that dragon gun thing works?
No fricking idea, but I hope it's a magic/energy meter and not durability.
Could be an off-hand weapon, replace your parry for activating whatever you have equipped.
It looks like an item you´d get in a traditional dungeon, however it's mounted on the shield. Probably just another tool to play with in the overworld. I doubt it will have a specific use other than "burn this enemy, set fire to the ground".
>I doubt it will have a specific use
Good. Multi use tools are better than lock and key shit.
i don't have faith in any modern open world game. i don't know how it can differentiate itself when the market is saturated with open world titles.
I am forgotten...
Zelda in general is forgotten. It's only BotW now and you WILL like it and pretend it's still Zelda because it has Zelda on the cover of the box.
BotW is the most Zelda of all the 3D Zelda games.
Yes, yes, good, keep pretending. It will convince the others.
My dude I’ve played almost every Zelda game since 1999
Convince who? Real Zelda fans know what makes a Zelda game, and it sure as shit isn't whatever moronic nonsense about item progression you think it is.
Botw is the best Zelda game though
>Hyrule
>Link
>Ganon
>Zelda
>Gorons and Death Mountain
>Zora and Zora's Domain
>Rito
>Koroks and Faron Woods
>Puzzles throughout the overworld and dungeons
>Heart containers
>Music that constantly makes reference to past games
How is BotW not a Zelda game.
>How is BotW not a Zelda game.
Some people think Zelda is all about getting an item in a dungeon and then using it as a key to progress, and not realizing that was one of the (boring) ways that the exploration and puzzle solving manifested in some of the games.
It's not a Zelda game because all Link does is cater to troons with his femboy Gerudo image. lol
RIP Zelda. It's just like when Miyamoto went off the deep end with Paper Mario when he decided to remove Toad's genders. Let's face it, kissing the ass of rotund pink haired feminist is the new Nintendo game plan.
Link crossdressing isn't a big issue. It could be considered a funny joke. what isn't a joke is that they literally strip your freedom away, so you HAVE to do that sidequest exactly the way they want you to do it. You can't bumrush the village and fight the warriors, and you can't even sneak in either. Technology and game mechanics present in OOT's version of Gerudo fortress are somehow incompatible with BOTW.
Get a load of this gay
>you want freedom in your open world game? lol gay
okay.
we got tunic this year, the spirit of og zelda still lives on.
Tunic is nothing like Zelda and you'd know that if you actually played it. I thought it was going to be Zelda going in but then it turned out to be more like Dark Souls but isometric.
it's a classic zelda with dark souls combat. which is fitting because dark souls itself takes a lot of queues from oot.
>dark souls itself takes a lot of queues from oot.
Only idiots think this.
It's over and time to move on.
BOTW Link didn't kill Ganon yet, so it doesn't count.
In fact, Ganon's beaten Link twice now. At this rate it'll be a The Legend of Ganondorf game rather than a Zelda game.
What if they added weapon experience? You get better with each weapon the more you use it.
I just want to be able to reinforce weapons I like so they don’t break
At the very least there should be smiths I can pay to put Durability+ on my favorites.
Maybe put the Dwarven Smiths from LTTP in and let them be two of the few that can upgrade the Master Sword.
BOTW isn't perfect and there's plenty of stuff in it that can be improved upon, but I still don't understand how people can call it shit and actually believe what they're saying. It really is a remarkable achievement in game design and there's a reason it's been used as a benchmark for basically every open world game since. Whenever people complain about shit like weapon degradation or korok seeds I assume they're either shitposting or haven't actually thought critically about how the game works and what it's trying to do.
The game is practically a tech demo, but it completely and utterly BTFOs pretty much every other open world game on the market. The only other open world game that was as close to as engaging was Death Stranding, which itself is basically a tech demo as well. I’m interested to see what else Ninty pull out of their asses on this next one.
If you like walking sims.
I don't think it's shit I think it's a huge disappointment. Starts very solid on the plateau and squanders all that potential in its world from there because it can't carry the weight of its frickhuge open world. The only thing it has over other open worlds is traversal and physics, it flounders in every other respect and even the traversal can only work because there's nothing in botw's world that matters if you glide right over. People just give nintendo massive passes for everything and are quick to claim masterpiece without a shred of scrutiny.
>The only thing it has over other open worlds is traversal and physics
Which are hugely important in an open world. It's also has full NPC routines and traveling NPCs, which is typically only found in rpgs and not just action adventure games.
>People just give nintendo massive passes for everything and are quick to claim masterpiece without a shred of scrutiny.
I hate Nintendo as a company. They're garbage and about as anti-consumer as the worst of them like EA. BotW happens to be one of the few things they've done right in recent history.
One of a few game that did Open World part correctly but I really fricking hate the grind for materials and rupees.
Rupees I liked since it was the only game besides LoZ and ALBW where they didn't feel pointless. Grinding for the drops to upgrade the best armors from the dragons was one of the stupidest decisions in the game because it turned them from being these cool mystical setpieces into farming stations.
>The Master Sword is a sacred blade which evil ones may never touch.... Only one worthy of the title of "Hero of Time" can pull it from the Pedestal of Time.... However, you were too young to be the Hero of Time.... Therefore, your spirit was sealed here for seven years. And now that you are old enough, the time has come for you to awaken as the Hero of Time!
This means Toon Link is 17, just like "Adult" Link.
>This means Toon Link is 17
Doubt. Aonuma just rapes the lore with every game because he could care less about it, unlike Koizumi.
The Master Sword didn't have the power to put Toon Link in Seven-year Stasis when he found it, and once it was recharged Link had already proved he could handle himself so Fi didn't bother.
Didn't they confirm somewhere toon link was 12?
Every time they "confirm" something they contradict themselves. Young Link has been anything from 5 to 12 years old.
Young Link has only fluctuated between 9 and 10, his age is 5 internally but that doesn't apply to anything story-wise. WW Link being 12 is more of a reference to Zelda 1 Link than anything regarding OoT
Art style is a helluva drug.
Toon Link is 12, he wasn't forced to age up because that only applied to the prophecy for the Hero of Time
I do, I think everything they've shown so far has been deliberately hiding some big ace.
I do believe Botw2 will be insanely good. It's been in development about as long or longer than the first botw, except now the groundwork has already been laid so they've been able to do all sorts of stuff they couldn't originally do. Plus, Nintendo hits home runs when it comes to flagship games. They've been pouring all their effort into this game for years. It should be pretty great
>Do you have faith in Nintendo?
More than I have in Sony or Microsoft.
The only thing I have faith in is a sub sect of extremely butthurt homosexuals will be "critiquing" this game daily over 5 years from now
have a nice day, Arthur.
Meds
You first, Doug.
Did the Towers actually DO anything in BOTW?
Map and fast travel, yeah I know, but what are they actually DOING? What's their purpose? Did the ancient Sheikah have internet?
Probably watch towers for hyrule
>impa and robbie log into sheikahnet for the first time in 100 years
>purah has already flooded it with her babbling like a moronic kid on social media
>impa and robbie log out
>he still has faith in anyone or anything
>game is almost six years in development
>supposed to come out in 8 months
>still no real trailer, only teasers so far
what the frick
Wake me up when they make another Zelda game in the same vein as ALttP, OoT, and MM. Until then I don't care. BotW should have been a new IP.
>ALttP, OoT, and MM.
You just listed 3 completely different games.
Until I see extensive footage of massive cave systems, no.
I want actual dungeons that are actually worth doing, just caves isn't enough. Music would be nice too.
BotW has lots of great tracks.
plink plink plinkplinkplink plink
Sorry you're going to have to explain your shitpost in more detail. There are too many different kinds in BotW threads.
The one track I remember off the top of my head is the cold area theme. I fricking hate it. The temperature dips below freezing for a few seconds and
>TONK TONK TONK TONK
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>TONK TONK
I hate having to visit cold areas because of it. I get it, it's cold, that's why I put on my cold resist gear, please for the love of god play something else.
>mfw just remembered the Snowy Mountain Shrine theme
Ehhhh.
I feel like they're gonna fumble TotK.
It really just looks like BotW with Skyloft DLC. All we've seen is Link morph threw a block and jump of land like he did in Skyward Sword.
To me BotW was a 7/10.
Hate that they keep doing the quasi-cel shaded artstyle. The game had no textures, just good lighting and such.
The gerudo were the only good "designs" and thats just my wiener talking.
The story was good, but not great. The story certainly was no OoT, MM, or TP.
Frick crafting. Frick breakable/non-permanent weapons. Give me the hookshot, bow, bombs, and boomerang and I'll be happy.
Most of the suits were either use once and never again, or just never fricking use.
In fact I'd say the main improvement was the ability to climb.
TotK doesn't seem to be bringing anything new to the table except muh Ganondorf, muh Skyloft, muh Link with 1 arm.
I bet all the unanswered questions from BotW will continue to be unanswered. I don't think much at all is gonna change to the land map.
I'm not optimistic. It just SCREAMS Skyward Sword, and I hated SS. Thats what pissed me off about BotW and now this. Zelda teams to be mistakenly under the impression that people loved Skyward Sword and wanted more of it. So now we're going back to Skyloft for more SS call backs, that nobody likes or cares about.
Hell, a big reason I was excited for BotW or a new Zelda in general in 2017 was to get the SS taste out of my mouth.
Not only that more Skyward Sword shit story. I fricking HATED that BotW adapted so much of SS story into it.
Hylia, the Dragons, and blah blah blah.
If Hylia was forgotten because she's an old legend, it'd make since she's not in any other Zelda. But instead not only is Hylia remembered well and is made basically the Jesus/Mother Mary of the Hyrule religion, both SS and BotW seems to entirely forget the core of the religion; Din, Nayru, and Farore.
>I fricking HATED that BotW adapted so much of SS story into it.
They have the same director, SS is going to be referenced in everything going forward. They want it to have the same importance in the setting as Ocarina
It never fricking will. SS was a bad game with a shit story. The only purpose SS should serve at all is an explanation as to why its always Gannondorf, Zelda, and Link. And frankly Zelda II was good enough for the Zelda question.
The abandonment of Din, Nayru, and Farore is bad to the plot and a bad idea. I would much rather see the 3 goddesses explored more than this Jesus Hylia shit. I would love the idea of Din as the goddess of power and her tolerance of Gannondorf to be explored.
Just like I thought in SS, the asian like dragons have no place in the heavily medieval Europe like Zelda.
The technology of the past didn't work in SS with the robot desert and robot pirates, and it doesn't work in BotW with cyber bows, swords, axes, drones, and Wii U/Ipad. Trains and Cameras made more sense than that level of technology.
>Hidemaro Fujibayashi
Oh fricking wow, Frick this guy. With the astonishing exception of the Oracle series, this homosexual is to blame for Zelda being crappy for the last 20 years (except for TP which he DID NOT direct)
Get rid of this fricking twink and put Aonuma back in the director's chair. OoT, MM, WW, TP. Explains it all.
Aonuma sucks ass too, WW and TP dragged the whole damn series down. He works when he's not in the driver's seat and when there's someone to balance him out, that's why the N64 games turned out as well as they did.
TP is one of the best Zelda games and I will not pretend its not.
It is a great fricking sequel to OoT.
You Could argue that it's a modernize OoT clone that realize heavily on call backs to OoT, but it is still fricking great.
The Clawshots are a great replacement for the hookshot/longshot.
The ironboots are great and them being magnetic is a fun new idea that was implemented well.
The horseback riding was way better than OoT's.
TP's designs were great. A great 2006 modernization of OoT and MM designs and artstyle.
The story was great. Not only OoT 100-300 years in the future, but 3.5 fricking realistic love interests, Illia, Midna, Zelda, and the circus fan girls.
Zelda behaves like an actual monarch.
Took the sword combat of WW and vastly improved it.
A motherfricking sword fight with Ganondorf
Yes, some shit weapons like the dominion rod and spinner.
But frick those babbies who say "muh grimdark". It's not.
Yes it is not bright rainbows and clouds like its predecessors WW and MC. The colors in the game are realistic.
MM story is definitely darker. TP was the sequel meant for the boys who were now teenagers who played OoT and MM.
I am convinced anyone who though muh grimdark and hated TP is a post 1994 babby who's first impression of Zelda was WW, MC and FS, and think Toon Link is real Link.
All shit games. Kys nintendo cuck
>Get rid of this fricking twink and put Aonuma back in the director's chair
Fujibayashi is gay, but so is Aonuma.
Tezuka and Koizumi should have been the ones in charge of Zelda.
No
God I hope this game fails I fricking hate Nintendo. Botw was so bad.
Looks like Gravity Rush 3. Did Nintendo pick up some of the devs who got fired from Japan Studio after Sony destroyed it?
it looks more like skyward sword
i hope it will be more like SS than botw, like an actual zelda game this time
OoT clones are not real Zelda games.
If it's the best of both SS and BotW, it will actually be a good and proper Zelda game.
>zelda's entire ordeal is that she can't access her divine powers
>literally breaks down begging and crying hylia to help her
>hylia is very hands-on compared to the golden goddesses
>doesn't help
>doesn't do anything about the calamity
>lets link get beaten and exhausted into a 100-year coma
>zelda finally unlocks her powers because she made a grand romantic gesture by nearly getting herself killed
>hylia let half the country get fricking slaughtered just because she wanted a link/zelda angsty teen romance fanfiction to come to life
>hylia lets her own descendant/self-insert undergo a massive identity crisis because she didn't immediately start riding link's dick on sight
Why does Hyrule worship this fricking bawd 'goddess' instead of the Golden Goddesses (who never had any of these problems) again?
Zelda IS Hylia, so Hylia can’t help because Zelda is just asking herself for help
Then who's giving me Heart/Stamina Containers and the green tunic?
All placebo.
>there were no shrines
>there were no monks
>there were no spirit orbs
>it was all exercise link got from running around in his own schizophrenic delusions
At last I finally see the truth.
Because of muh powerful stronk woman. Like Rey in Star Wars shes better than any Jedi, even the Gods themselves from day 1. lol
Nintendo wants to pretend women matter when it comes to purchasing power in games now.
Take your meds schizo
NTA, but this would explain why you're not even allowed to fight female gerudo in the game. It's considered "sexist" for Link to attack a woman.
This. In the original you could at least stun then
by knocking them out with an arrow. Sounds like that guy doesn't even enjoy games hes just a overly medicated moron. lol
I usually have faith that Nintendo will put out an at least GOOD game, even if they don’t always knock it out of the park, they usually at least put out a fun decent game that I’ll sink a chunk of time into
yeah botw is basically zelda 1 in 3d so I can't wait
t. oldgay finally playing zelda 1 for the first time without quitting
can't believe how much nintendo ripped off binding of isaac for this game
>botw has sold nearly 30 million copies and still going
>despite its astronomical success and profitability, Nintendo still takes the risk and just recycles all of Hyrule from the previous game and makes what looks like DLC
I'm still excited for it but is this the most israeli thing Nintendo has ever done? I'm sure they have a lot more going for it but they're being extremely wienery with what they've been willing to show so far being so underwhelming
Yes but they really do need to fix the inventory system. Being able to pause combat by opening my inventory and chugging healing items until my health is full is bad game design.
i typed a whole paragraph about how id like to spend less time in menus and then deleted it cause it was tldr.
yeah the menu systems in general are ass.
faith to do what, make another genshin impact engine demo? why would i need that?