Espathra

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute Ostrich gf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait they hack her into pmd already?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's just fanart i think

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There’s a community dedicated to making sprites for all Pokemon in PMD

          https://sprites.pmdcollab.org/

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, this is the single most based project i've seen in a while

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no sprites yet
        damn.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >made for Cassiopeia
    >she used eeveegarbage instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>made for Cassiopeia
      ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >made for Cassiopeia

        >made for Cassiopeia
        >she used eeveegarbage instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey spjegs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most gyms in this game had aces that didn't fit at all. Only exception was Rhyme and Toxtricity in a musical aspect but even that felt forced and thought Houndstone made more sense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you do realize that was entirely on purpose to hammer in tera right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Katy
        Bear loves sweet and honey
        >Brassius
        Sudowoodo is finally a plant type
        >Iono
        How do you think Iono got her long sleeve outfit inspiration?
        >Kofu
        Seafood
        >Larry
        Larry
        >Tulip
        Pretty, flower to Tulip's butterfly
        >Grusha
        Clouds and fluffy

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know why I like this bird so much, but when I saw one in the desert I was like "get in this ball, please."

    She was too high level. I used her in my gym battle with Kofu and had to switch in at the very end despite her being disobedient. I'd set up Salt Cure on his last Pokemon already, so I was guaranteed to win, but she still sassed me by not bothering to attack when I told her to. No point in expending the effort, I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had to box mine because she was too strong and it didn’t let me use my other mons

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thought it had a beak
    >It has a mouth and its "beak" is some weird fucking snout

    God I hate this gaga looking fuck even more now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't it and Flittle have a mid-evo? I genuinely thought there was a secret dumbo octopus pokemon the leakers all missed.

      It's suffering from Lucario Syndrome.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even know flittle turned into espathra, hell I bet most people didn't even know that was a thing until they saw it evolve or looked it up because flittle looks like some space alien octoid that'll turn into a ufo looking thing, not sexebird.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gaga has a nice beak

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not enough generic animal with element = le bad
      Kys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah you retarded gay, I just dont like shit designs, It's already a weird ostrich, it doesn't need an anatomical feature that serves no purpose. Its the same thing as anime mouth/Cal arts you glue huffer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s the same in that it’s equally made-up, yeah.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THAT.
    IS.
    ESPATHRA.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute trans rights rhea! Good job Espathra!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forget serpissior
    Espathra is the true Rizzmon

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best nicknames for a female Espathra?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cleoespathra

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is she related to cresselia?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >50% male.
    >Immobilizes with powerful psychic glare
    TFW no dom femboy ostrich BF.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >made for Cassiopeia
      >she used eeveegarbage instead

      >made for Cassiopeia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Immobilizes with powerful psychic glare

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Immobilizes with powerful psychic glare

      Got me scared stiff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Immobilizes with powerful psychic glare

      [...]
      Got me scared stiff

      This stupid bird got me dreaming about getting raped by an ostrich, thanks game freak.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you also make that Smeargle pic for the diving fetishist?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't make either pic, go ask the artist in the draw thread I guess.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets free speed boost off using protect
    >Calm minds in your face
    Your response? Keep in mind it has a sash and psychic terrain is up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using calm mind when you have a sash

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Live whatever physical attack you're hit with
        >Stored Power next turn
        Yes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Using Stored Power with only +3/80 BP

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            +4 due to speed boost and you could stall out +5 with another protect
            That's enough to ohko skeledirge even without terrain or tera boosts

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >+4 due to speed boost
              Calm Mind is only +2.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Protect + Speed Boost (1)
                >Calm Mind + Speed Boost (4)
                >Protect + Speed Boost (5)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, I missed the first Protect, sorry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stroke its neck
      >run fingers through its hair
      >kiss it
      I'm a lover, not a fighter.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’ve never experienced love once in your life, otherwise you wouldn’t feel attraction to animals.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Silence icecuck

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Neither have you failed normo

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its phineas and bird

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not wearing a blindfold around paldea just incase you come across a group of espathras
    >one of them follows you home anyways, waiting for you to get inside and take that blindfold off

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just got a shiny one with sleepytime mark
    Cute

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >black plumage
      I hope you fags practiced shoving bananas up your asshole

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Lilibee if she were more birdlike.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_qKBbApnig

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idiot pokephiles

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uoooohhhhhhh el avestruz sexooooo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This stupid bird got me dreaming about getting raped by an ostrich, thanks game freak.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sexy ostrich and sexy giraffe
        PsychicGODS just can't stop winning

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She needs popstar glasses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      choice speccs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but then she can't hypnotize you

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Female magical critters were MADE to harm and hurt me for no reason.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no reason
      Reality is hell and you choose to cope by wishing the pitchfork-wielding demons in it were attractive to you. Or perhaps sacred Ho-oh wrote her contract with you upon stone miles long and already slathered in endless red, inking her talon using your bare skin. Her desire will burn you to ash from the inside out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        while ho-oh (and perhaps yveltal, in some tug of war, reviving and killing me endlessly over and over again) has a reason, espartha and the other critters dont, they just do it for no reason

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aww cute!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meep meep

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine wanting to fuck a bird

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a bitch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karen Espathra is so cute.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you think this dr. seuss animal is "sexy" you are deranged

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arent pokemon meant to have simple designs that are easy for kids to draw? What happened here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe 25 years ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not since like gen3 and even then a kid can handle drawing Dugtrio but not fucking Blastoise, Rhydon, Entei, etc. this has never been a rule

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, when they were first being created and were created to be displayed on the game boy screen. Since Nintendo started giving them tech that could display more colours and complex designs more clearly, they've been increasing the complexity of the designs accordingly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Arent pokemon meant to have simple designs that are easy for kids to draw?
      Didn't Sugimori say Venusaur was too complicated for him to draw regularly or something?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's cute but what does it have to do with my post?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      read the quote on that thread

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh.

        I meant a male Espathra though.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganna dump some webm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      why does it look like its made of plastic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      And done.

      [...]
      [...]
      why does it look like its made of plastic

      Looks like Satin to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      [...]
      [...]

      [...]
      [...]
      And done.

      [...]
      Looks like Satin to me.

      These are so cute.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have a picture of max size Espathra? I'm thinking about shiny hunting one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Built for snu snu

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do it. Don't accept monlets.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I want to get psychological for a sec. Isn’t it crazy that people exist who want to legitimately have sex with birds. Like, how do you even screw up that badly?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?
      animals also want to have se with other species and humans
      moralfags just pretend they don't know what they are doing and that's why it is illegal to fuck animals

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >T. Actual animalfucker
        A…anon. You don’t really….believe…that….

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am in a third world country, fag

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ostriches literally perform mating dances for humans. They want to fuck.
          Not that I'd have sex with a real animal, I'm just a Poképhile.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >T. Actual animalfucker
            A…anon. You don’t really….believe…that….

            wrong file

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Your Espathra runs up to you and starts doing this
              >What is your response?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                some mighty funky moves

                Its a male dance btw

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              some mighty funky moves

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >…
          Stop being a fucking gay and look into actual world example of this shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fucking manlet is almost as short as the crane poor bastard.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fucking manlet is almost as short as the crane poor bastard.

            I think this guy probably got so much shit and bantz from his coworkers about what he does that he just fully embraced his status as a pseudo-husband to this animal. gotta have the thickest skin imaginable to accept an interview about it be and be filmed flapping his arms like a retard lol

            ?t=26

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The bird waifu don't care. As far as she is concern, he fucked her and have his chicks to raise.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >…
          Stop being a fucking gay and look into actual world example of this shit.

          Story time!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ACTUALLY A COUPLE AND ACTUALLY MATED

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I-It's not like I was tried and convicted, or anything!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fact is always stranger than fiction.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >animals also want to have se with other species
        I too saw that one NatGeo documentary about a giraffe falling in love with a zebra (yes they showed then fucking too)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >zebra
          BLACKED

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous


            The zebra was the one taking a BGC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well maybe if GF didn't make their birds so sexy I wouldn't want to fuck them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you really want to get psychological, consider that birds aren't anywhere near the top of the "weird things people want to fuck" list.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even that makes more sense, it already kind of looks like a sex toy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >is a bunch of cabling turning into a living creature
          You see a sex toy in power cables but think people wanting to fuck a vaguely feminine bird is weird.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If it were made of soft enough plastic the bulb at the end could go in your ass. Might feel ok.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she so rubbery?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like satin or silk to me. Both use for fashion and a desire for all ladies

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I usually avoided this mon except to get it in my pokedex but to I had an outbreak of these things and they just straight up pounce on you I legitimately got scared

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its one of their quirk in the overworld. They chase after you in alerting speed. It was the highest level monster in the desert and everyone that ran thought there knows how dangerous they are at that time when they're low level.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they specifically hunt down and rape cute low-level trainers
        h-hot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had crunch dog by then so I didn't worry too much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its one of their quirk in the overworld. They chase after you in alerting speed. It was the highest level monster in the desert and everyone that ran thought there knows how dangerous they are at that time when they're low level.

      Can't believe Pokemon added FOEs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna platonically hug and smooch an Espathra

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really bros? A fucking bird?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Phychic medium, healer, WHORE

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rate this meme

    Espathra @ Blunder Policy
    Ability: Speed Boost
    Tera Type: Fairy
    EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
    Bold Nature
    IVs: 0 Atk
    - Hypnosis
    - Protect
    - Stored Power
    - Dazzling Gleam

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      garbage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could work out if it's tanky enough to take a hit.

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