Genesis Weekend. Finals Sunday.
Zain fricking died. No gods remain.
Plup doubters in shambles. Can he do it?
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Genesis Weekend. Finals Sunday.
Zain fricking died. No gods remain.
Plup doubters in shambles. Can he do it?
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The 4 greatest commentators of all time.
Rank them
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
they all suck
HMW > Scar > Toph >>>>>>>> Vish
I hate scar and toph so much it's unreal
Vish is dog shit. He should've been kicked out and replaced with Armada.
Lovage > *
toph > vish > waff >>> scar
also, moky haters rise up
PPMD, M2k, and Armada are all better
As Scar acts more and more like a senile old man, he wraps back around to being based.
Toph >= Scar >> Vish >>>>> Waff
Toph has skyrocketed in my opinion ever since Scar took a step back, but they're still an incredible dynamic
Vish is pretty solid, really good knowledge and genuinely really funny a lot of the time
I am
So tired
Of Waff comms. I love the guy but it just doesn't match up quality-wise these days. Absolutely no disrespect to him and what's he done for the community but I just don't want him on the mic anymore
Secret top tier is Joshman btw, he made LSI great to listen to
Brandon > Toph > Scar >= Vish
Lovage > Phil > Vish > Webs
scar = toph = hmw > vish
I don't see d1
d1 was a moron
1. M2k
2. Hbox
3. Armada
4. D1
Scar when he forgets who is playing>toph without scar>vish>waff>toph with scar>scar on a normal day
>plup's gonna lose to cody again
feels bad man
If the troony loving israelite wins, melee will never recover
Armada isn't on comms because he's gonna be the secret final boss.
I'm genuinely hoping this happens actually
>wins
>'meta hasn't changed btw'
Why everyone hates IBDW, despite being the most consistent Melee player of the recent times?
big ego
cute gf
he just seems like a slimy person, I don't know what it is to be honest.
This. He's cringe, weird, fricks a troony, b***hes just as much as leffen. Not to mention lying about fricking his mom.
Probably because of the Hax beef
His "consistency" is rooted in cheater controllers and drug abuse
he just uses a z button jump remap right? if boxx is allowed then how is that a cheat?
goomwave has ledgedash macros that literally readjusts your input for you to hit a ledgedash if you miss it, and his drug abuse is the bigger issue but everyone just lets it slide because he's a neurotic israelite
This would honestly be fine if everyone had access to it. There is nothing more heartbreaking than losing stocks to that shit.
That's a skill issue
Happened to Zain today, guess that was skill issue too huh?
Yes.
You're all moronic if you think it's okay if 1/10 games is just decided by missed ledge dashes at every level of play. PM fixed that shit 10 years ago because of how trash it is.
Don't miss the ledge dash? It's a hard technique, not inconsistent due to the games code.
>He doesn't know
Lets see the proof.
Go do some research
I have. There is no proof.
Play Peach and never worry about ledge dashes and learn pedge dashes instead.
GOATmada didn't need a cheat controller to hit ledgedashes and he didn't even main fox
>peach ledgedash
>and he didn't even main fox
Yeah, Peach has a ledge dash, it's done differently to other characters though.
https://twitter.com/shypf/status/1250522626331680768?lang=en
It was, and he plays on OEM since he's not a cheating israelite so it's even sadder since his cheating opponent would have had his controller fix it for him
Yes, that's literally his point.
>It's honestly fine for a piece of software to correct a mistake you made cause that mistake feels bad to make
Is this the cheater mindset?
UCF is already considered standard and thats software
missing a dashback isn't a mistake. you can do the same input 100 times and it would be inconsistent on most controllers. If you could do the right motion to perfectly ledgedash every time you'd be able to ledgedash every time.
does it really? even for tournament sets? damn
Yes, this game has no competitive integrity at this point with legit cheater controllers and coked up druggies. Armada retired at the perfect time.
>competitive integrity
Nothing does.
Everyone roids in sports while acting like they're natural
FPS are littered with aimbots in tourneys and everyone deludes into thinking they're just that good
if the community as a whole thinks using these controllers are fine then they are fine. It's better for the cheating to be out in open then to have the illusion of fairness like in most competition.
Z jump would be fine if it was a software mod that everyone played on. The fact that you have to spend a bunch of money to a controller modder, wait awhile for them to get around to it, and then have your special controller is what's bullshit about it. I hate trannies, trannies are the scum of the earth. If there was any justice in the world, we'd round those frickers up and burn them alive, burn them alive until they're dead
this post had a massive tone shift halfway through lmao
Unironic homosexual and his fox play is beyond boring to watch.
Slimy troonyfricking Adderall abusing controller cheating homosexual
No way his g/f is a troony. Because he talks about often how he wants to have kids, and got the surgery for the hernia because he didn't want to lose a nut.
>No way his g/f is a troony
>Second troony you've seen with the name Emma-Rose
they're all teh same
>my friend who trooned out is now using the name of his female Maplestory character that he made in 2004
i shoulda known that homie was gay
Well holy shit, lmao. I had no idea, and I've chatted with Emily before. He does know "she" can't get pregnant, right?
His gf doesn't hide the fact that she's a troony. She has an onlyfans.
>she
I'm done caring. Idgaf if some moron wants to be called something else.
it's not a secret dude
Hes delusional
israeli, lied about being raped by his mom, is a whiner and complainer. troonyfricker. I want to like Cody his Fox is insane but he checks too many boxes
he lied about that?
is there proof of this?
Why would people hate a lying israelite who lied about having sex with his mom for attention. Bonus points he is moronic and hopes one day his girlfriend (male) can get pregnant
Sheiksisters, can we bring it home?
please don’t let moky win, anybody but him
What are (YOU) eating for top 4?
Your mum's wiener.
Tendie sub
beer and ketchup chips
was thinking about ordering indian food
Curry Rice
Sup bros
Storm on stage and beat the shit out of IBDW to prove you're actually there anon. I'll pay your bail money if you do trust
damn you can hardly see shit, people near the back must not be able to see anything
Start a Cody fricked his mom chant
you better nail cody with the crab
Throw a crab on stage
ah those were the times
How can people watch Smash? It has no cool combos, setups, zoning or okizeme. Steve, Kazuya, Terry and Smash 4 Bayo are the only fun to watch characters
Most of the people in this thread only care if their favorite e-celeb wins
I see.
I know saying that I like Steve, Kazuya and Smash 4 Bayo sounds like a shitpost but this is my true opinion
if you play jack-o then you have good taste
but your posts are shit
coward
Here's your (you)
anon you didnt have to bait for combo videos you couldve just asked
>le no combos
>gets BTFO by sickest combos
He's one of those people who want combos to be the type where one person does their anime nonsense for 30 seconds while the other person watches a movie
Another 15 minute break?
Yes.
Hopefully they stall long enough for cody to go into withdrawal.
Gotta have 30 min ad breaks after every match, god forbid they make the stream watchable
I miss the 5gods era so much bros...
Not me. While it was hype, it made Melee stale for quite some time. Melee has been the most interesting it's ever been with players like Zain, Moky, and Jmook stepping up.
If Plup doesn't win Genesis then Melee is kinda dead tbqhwyf
Jmook winning would still be sick.
jmook and moky would both be first time major winners, only ibdw winning is really a BAD ending
MELEE IS DEAD
>MELEE IS DEAD
MELEE IS DEAD
>MELEE IS DEAD
>genesis on the right monitor
>cowboys game on the left
>Ganker in the center
>lil caesars and cold dr pepper
sometimes being a consoomer isnt so bad
>chainlink
chudlink is the official coin of trans women haters thoughever
Got the same setup minus the lil caesars & dr pepper (based btw)
Do you think Dak is a fraud?
yes, mother fricker threw an interception literally right after I posted before, god help me
I'm a Bills guy so I'm sad with how shit they played today, but it's been nice seeing Dak fail. If Jmook wins though I'mma be a very happy anon
IBDW is winning isn't he? Darkest timeline by far.
5 and we get mang0 and armada commentary for grand finals
This or Leff Mango would go so hard but there's 0 chance Mr 97th is still in the building, that dude walked home after dubs and drank himself into a coma
I don't even think mango stayed for the doubles winners ceremony.
No he sure didn't which was the biggest b***h move by him all weekend
Dude teamed with Amsa and ditched him, you can't just do that
>tfw no cfalcon
Do you guys watch alone? Or with friends? Family? Gf? Pic related. She has no idea what it is but still make her watch
austin?
why are asian subs so common?
Because they have literally been conditioned to be submissive ever since Japan got bombed, China got fricked by everyone, and Worst Korea split from Best Korea.
Thailand and Taiwans economy is based on cheap labor and rich people traveling to frick trannies.
Is it finally jmook's time to win? Hbox is gone so he has an actual solid chance now.
i'm rooting for jmook 🙂
Personally I want Jmook to beat Hbox before he wins
Hbox is out yo
Yeah, that's why I'm sad. Even if he wins it doesn't mean as much, though it's still impressive
RIP pikachu ;(
>Vancouver was the cleanest city I’ve ever seen
Yeah, that’s what happens when you don’t have Black folk and spics
you know I actually appreciate them showing what stages are banned and who banned banned them before each game.
jmook says: watch your posture
anyone else moking right now?
jmook is my favorite zoomer
WTF
what the frick was that
uhhhh where are moky's pronouns?
Imagine not using a rectangle to play.
Like the whole thing doesn't make any sense. You're a fricking man. You have a dick. YWNBAW. Guys who frick you and who want to frick you are homosexuals. Like, just stop being a troony
IBDW GAVE JMOOK SOME OF HIS VYVANSE CONFIRMED
MOKY EXPOSED
THE FIX IS IN
I think mang0 is genuinely been having a breakdown. He has never cared about rankings to this level at ALL. But if you look behind the scenes, you can see that his life is coming apart:
1. The alcoholism is catching up to him. You can only drink that much for so long when you are still young, before it begins to really weigh on you. He has some bad health problems with his stomach, not to even mention how it effects his gameplay. And ofc, his close friend Alex19 recently admitted his alcoholism and got sober, so that only makes Mang0 look worse.
2. His family life is a joke. His "babymama" is the most BPD b***h you have ever seen. Losing and gaining weight like wild, tons of tattoos, colored hair, and of course acting crazy. And his son seemingly isn't doing well either. On stream the other day, Mang0 was asked if his son went to public school. Mang0 laughed and said no, saying that his son was "too soft" for public school, and he was paying out the ass for him to go to private school. I think he's been babied like hell by his crazy mother.
3. Growing old sucks. It is especially sad when you are Mang0 and have to watch as the melee "community" becomes a pathetic shell of it's former self. Yeah all the troony and anxiety shit is sad, but what's really worse is how so much of the community is lead by whichever way the breeze is blowing on TWITTER. They blew up at Mang0 like 2 years ago when he announced that online tournament sponsored by Coinbase, and he was definitely resentful over it. He feels like the community he nurtured for years is a completely different creature, one that is pathetic and whiny.
>"Pro gamer" and his gf don't have a stable home life
>Their kid is gonna be fricked up like them
what a shocker
Idk if copypasta but highly accurate. I hope Mango wakes up from his ego. He's trapped in his own head and his life his hell from his own decisions
>one that is pathetic and whiny
Wonder why he became pathetic and whiny and then.
Look at his twitter during almost every major of 2022. He's tweeting like Leffen talking about DQing every 2 months.
mang0 is amazing at being a celebrity, he just ended up in the worst scene to be a celebrity in.
His kid is likely autistic. He's like 7 years old and still speaks like a 3 year old, but can apparently solve a rubik's cube and knows the fundamentals of programming.
lmao i thought the same thing. Defintely something up with him.
jesus christ
ITS OVER
What the frick was that?
The savior of Melee is here, and his name is JMOOK
EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
>EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
>EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
>EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
JESUS!
m-mokytroons?
unplug your controller dawg
bros what the FRICK was that
mookGOD
APOLOGIZE
mickey mouse major because mang0 and aMSa fricked up the seeding
jesus fricking christ jmook that 0 to death
moky is getting shit/on
THE FRICKING TURNAROUND NEEDLE OUT OF DAIR
MADMAN
jmook is on fire
How did plup get 3-0d by this fox?
He wasn't Jmook that's why. Best Plup of all time
where the frick did jmook come from holy shit
>where the frick did jmook come from
Upstate NY
>simpsons reference
No he's actually from upstate NY
steamed hams?
>moky heemed
thank god what a whiny homosexual
this was supposed to be moky's tourney
He isn't out you know
He wouldve been sent to losers earlier if hbox wasnt just off a wisdom screwdriver on meds
Moky will lose to whoever he meets in losers, that's for sure
I'm moking, I'm choking
jmook saving melee I pray
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
MOOK
GOD
sheik dair is the coolest move in the game
>leffen starting off the year with the nightmare john
holy frick lmfao
He'll never top the dog john, that was do stupid
>dog john
explain
he pulled out of a super major because he got a brand new puppy the week of the tournament
MOKY IS OUT
MOKY IS FRICKING OUT
NA NA NA NA
NANANANAA
HE~EY
GOODBYE
He's in losers moron
he's losing to anyone he meets in losers, its obvious
He's in losers finals
It amazes me how after decades Ganker still doesn't understand double elimination.
to be fair it's extremely surprising that he was was in winners finals
i want to have sex with sheik
which color?
red
Its crazy how much better red is than the others, yet no one uses it.
everyone uses white because her skin is actually pale like zelda.
plup only changed to default color recently
I use green personally
you mean Jmook don't lie anon, not that there's anything wrong with it tbh
Panda | Plup vs. Panda | IBDW
PLEASE PLUP, YOU MUST KILL IBDW
time for plup to get run over by the drugged up cheating israelite scum
troony fricker is playing way too good bros... I fear only Jmook can stop him.
This is Cody's or Jmook's tournament for sure. I meant to make this post when the bracket was bigger but I'm moronic and want to say it anyway.
I'd love for jmook to win but the israelite's drugs go in overdrive at this point of the tourney so sadly moronic honest goyim just don't stand a chance
-PLUB CLUB MEETING-
How do we defeat the adderall menace?
Fox ditto.
bust out the Samus he'll never expect it
>copium
nvm it's over. gg, go next.
>Plup beats the foxes on his way to Jmook
>Shiek vs Shiek finals
>beats Jmook
>lmao still no solo shiek major win
going from the jmook-sheik/moky-fox to the plup-sheik/cody-fox is like night and fricking day. plup's sheik is toothless
I love plup but jmook this tourney has been ultra instinct
>Would you let me mod your controller, anon?
glad the terminally online former anther's ladder mod found his niche as a controller modding parasite who's accelerating the development of cheater controllers for profit.
nah m8
Reminder that this person got on Hax's ass for not making b0xx open source, which would obviously be fricking moronic
Frame1 is open source and so are lunchboxes.
>pc chris
oh yeah the guy what asked for $500 to attend one of the evos then missed it went to a smashcon and ghosted the community
Didn't he also fund raise for a streaming set up and pocketed that too?
what is gonna happen to melee when crts start dying?
Play on modern monitors which work fine.
Someone will start custom ordering crts probably
switch to monitors. the CRT thing is a non-issue now. it's a matter of preference at this point and more and more kids are coming up playing melee exclusively on monitors
how are they going to hook up gamecubes/wiis without lag? all analog to digital converters introduce some lag and pros will notice
Not the modern ones.
which analog to digital display method is lagless?
use an emulator to compensate like they do online where the emulator + engine fix draws 2-4 frames earlier than a console can
doesn't nintendo shut down any tourney not running on official hardware and software?
No they just arbitrarily do one every year to look like they are in charge.
they're using it right now (frozen stadium and slippi) so you tell me
Nightclub already uses monitors + a memcard gecko code that reduces input lag to negate the monitor effect. This should be fine since every memory card is already modded with UCF at this point. If anything it's crazy that only nighclub is doing this still.
CRT is more kino
>jmook in grands
there might be a riot if cody steals this
The vyvanse is wearing off bros
First time tuning into a smash tournament in like a year, where’s mang0?
in 97th place
out at 97th
went mental boom, out at 97th.
Had a breakdown after armada told him to frick off on twitter and he got ranked 3rd. He sandbagged with doc and went out early
firefox is so fricking stupid. What other characters recovery move leads into a combo when it hits.
Parasoul, link's, Samus', Bowser's, Sheik's, Puff's, IC's.
Quite a far few actually.
>leads INTO a combo
you're reaching with pretty much all of them except parasoul
>links
really?
Wow, I can't believe plup took a game off of a coked up cheater controller drug abusing israelite in a losing matchup. Pretty impressive, too bad the set was over before it began for that moronic goyim deciding to compete honestly.
jesus plup
oof
LOL this moronic goyim shit really thought he could beat one of god's chosen people, using god's chosen cheater controller, on god's chosen drugs. Fricking moronic goyim should all just forfeit.
FUUUUUUCK
brehs
Fricking hell plub, that was catastrophic
What a fricking loser holy shit
he would 100-0 you
And you would swallow his cum, what's your point?
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*closes stream*
I blinked and he SD'd like 3 times
>that look of confusion at the controller
Damn
Dunno how valid it is but you hate to see it
plubros.................
job bros not again
just gotta recalibrate that phob replace the stickboxes lube the triggers shorten the plugs bald the buttons and mod the z button
Cmon moky pls eliminate this crack head
moky is gonna get fricking destroyed dude
If it goes like yesterday, idk man. Moky kinda sick with it.
god i wish
moky has a history of getting mindbroken by bad losses
plup T_T
The troony loving israelite is going to win isnt he
No, the fact that plup even took a game shows he's not really for jmook.
Everyone PRAY for Moky to frick up Ibdw so Jmook can have his first supermajor
jmook is primed to shit on cody
It was kinda over after Pokemon but frick man that last game was terrible
Jmook's crazy combo vs moky
>Clip starts with a reaction tech chase
Anti-hype
I want to see the needle edgeguard again
If you link the clip, i'll make a webm
I think jmook should be okay up against either ibdw or moky, moky probably on tilt right now
So is either Jmook or the troony fricker
Who is /our/ guy????
jmook is unironically wholesome and not in the reddit way. he keeps his mouth shut and plays good melee
SAVEUS.Y2JMOOK
Plup can't handle not being the best Sheik anymore.
you literally just made up words to type for no reason
Choky the moronic goy only lucked out a set against god's chosen yesterday because his drugs weren't fired up enough yet. The set should be free for god's chosen melee player today.
A secular israelite is a israelite who is not really a israelite. HaShem despises homosexuality, and unless Cody repents, he will have no place in the world to come according to HaShem
judaism is a materialist religion. they literally don't believe in life after death
When the Moshiach comes, there will be a resurrection of the dead
Jmook seems to have a mental of steel, he stays focused whatever happens, I think he has what it takes to be one of the greats. Mental can make or break a player
he doesn't wear headphones either
he is laser focused
I agree, Zain is very skilled but has a choker mentality. Jmook has what armada, hbox, and mango had in them.
Finally caught up. Zain just isn’t a closer. He’s a crazy good player but he just doesn’t have that clutch gene at all.
I’m at the point where Cody is the only player I truly don’t like. Anybody else winning is fine. Jmook seems cool, I guess.
fox dittos so hy--zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
fox dittos look more miserable than puff dittos, at the top level anyway
LETS GO MOKY
Just realized melee is older than my gf damn
You start chanting
>"U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!"
and he gives you this look
wat do
Punch him in his stupid cuck mouth
Chant it even louder and smile while he seethes.
Moky already looks defeated, Codygays I hope you're happy
jmook took his soul
all we need is Jmook to completely dunk on Ibdw now
JMook shat on him and he realized hes here due to luck
Its so disgusting seeing the troonyfricker jusyt out-reacting the opponent because of his drugs lol
it's not just the drugs. he has a cheater controller that allows him to do things far more consistently than someone with a worse controller
moky also uses a phob
both of your arguments are stupid. nobody in top 8 has an unmodded controller. medications are also not illegal nor against tournament rules.
there's a huge difference between notches and firmware in your controller that plays the game for you
There genuinely isn't. Notches are a fricking macro. You fox shitter dog you CAN'T LAND THOSE ANGLES WITHOUT FRICKING CHEATING
>notches to help input the perfect angle
>macro to correct your input frickup
>no difference
I'll say it again, nobody in top 8 is using an unmodded controller.
zain plays oem
granted he has a stash of perfect condition controllers and plays marth but he still plays oem
No, he doesn't.
what site is this that sells these
https://goomsgc.myshopify.com/products/ol
sold out though
Meanwhile I'm out here playing ranked with a chink knockoff that I had to personally add a capacitor to just to stop random jumps every time I pressed down.
Who even buys these things? If you have basic soldering skills, even if you have to go out and buy a soldering iron/pump, you'd save money and have a better controller by just making a phob yourself. You can get the boards on ebay for like $20
what do you even have to solder? I just finished installing the Xstation ODE for my PS1 which isn't the easiest install but not too hard
? Idk if you're memeing or not but making controllers requires both electrical knowledge & programming knowledge.
No they don't. The phob documentation has a step by step soldering guide with a video. Anyone can do it if they just buy the parts and aren't a moron.
yep. sure. I bet you also built your own gamecube & house. probably invented electricity also. gays lying in a dead thread about a dead game you don't even play is so fricking curious.
You're a fricking moron. Don't bother buying a good controller because your pichu tier brain will never be good at this game.
KEKW
i made my own phob and i had zero soldering experience prior.
https://clips.twitch.tv/SuperThirstyReindeerBleedPurple-C3hwNMQHlyVz5UhF
Absolute state of melee in 2023
LMFAO
Should expect this from the guy who tweets his mom fricking experience to everyone
I love how genuine the reaction is. Does anyone have the reaction imagine of his face from this
>she
yeah, plup's reaction was my reaction.
>sick combo into flub
name a worse feeling
I Bein't Dating a Woman
lmfao
>ibdw tweaking out in his seat
>moky looks like hes dead inside
His heart isnt in it
Why do they play fully frozen stadium instead of grass/water-only stadium?
Can't wait for the seethe when cody reverse sweeps in grands
lol
Here it comes. Prepare your anus anon
uh oh
lol
nairo is so fricking funny
shoutouts to bombsoldier
The adderall ledgedash
But I thought he had a cheater controller
I know we joke, but HMW ACTUALLY sounds like he's high as FRICK right now
What is Ganker stance on BobbyBigBallz
Folding homosexual who created a troon
funniest guy in melee
lolcow with an unreliable falco. His marth hateboner is pretty funny though
Lolcow is pretty accurate actually, but I almost can't tell if it's keyfabe sometimes
funny to see him seeth about whatever is pissing him off. Losing to mid tiers, box players, marth players, etc.
what is jmooks record against ibdw?
Is IBDW changing his tag for any particular reason?
Probably because he doesn't want a 6 syllable tag that doesn't roll off the tounge very well.
When will people finally start calling ibdw out for the adderall? It's so blatant that it's insane
Nah, it's just pure coincidence he always wins neutral based on reaction when he's on drugs. kek.
As a Meleegay I love when Ultimate comes after it, because the trajectory of the bracket almost always complements falling asleep. It's very snug.
Yeah never got why those gays complained about going first.
I legit haven’t watched this game since 2017. Who the frick are these guys? Where are Leffen, mango, m2k, armada, sfat, westballz, etc
all washed
it's over
good melee is done
jk jmook, plup, moky are cool
Leffen - out at 8
Mang0 - out at like 100 because he was playing doc (he won like 3 majors last year)
Armada - retired
sfat - washed
Westballz - ate a fake #metoo and got banned from tournaments. Streams netplay almost every day
>got banned from tournaments.
stop being a dumb moron, he is not banned
not him but that was my understanding as well. westballz is just playing for 12 hours a day every day but not going to tournaments because...?
shadowbanned is a better way to put it. he lost his sponsors, lost his friends, and has become persona non grata in the melee community.
Westballz is mel gibson, except he doesnt have a Robert Downey Jr to clear his name and speak for him. the guy is done.
Well to be more specific he got banned over drama with mango's wife and a general consensus of people not liking him.
he also had his DMs with an ethot leaked that made him look racist.
he also has the personality of a piss trough
seriously seems like everyone has a bad story about him
holy shit get HMW off the mic i can't believe this dope is commentating top 8
He's literally the least cringe commentator.
we forgetting "haha we know why his pronouns are he slash him cause he is him" earlier? or was that actually "keyed" somehow?
Literally only one cringe moment. I can make a textbook of cringe moments for the others.
haters always gonna hate
We're approaching the worst timeline boys
Nah, Jmook winning a major by dodging Hbox is the best timeline.
who is /our/guys
and who is reddits guys?
both reddit and Ganker want jmook to win.
I want cody to win because frick sheik + lots of seethe
this is the lowest IQ opinion possible.
melee is game of players, not characters
>frick sheik
absolutely assblasted
Unironically it's Jmook for both. You can't deny great Melee
i want sheik to carry my children
Color commentary? More like colored commentary
TAKE YOUR ASS HOME CHOKY
What is IBDW's secret?
Drugs
adderall
bussy
Augmented autism
addy and the extra test and protein from drinking his gf's special milk
wheres Mang0?
Read the fricking thread. Holy fricking shit I fricking hate you you fricking homosexual I hope you fricking die you fricking frick.
ywnbaw
Wow how fricking original, no wonder you're too fricking moronic to be able to fricking read. Be like the trannies you love so much and have a nice day.
cope
I won
Won what? Being a troony homosexual?
>9 hours for fricking Top 8 Melee
Frick handwarmers.
How bout you warm this dick instead?
>fraymakers
What does IBDW stand for?
i bang dick women
formerly i banged dad's wife
This is JMook’s moment. Now we learn if he’s a closer or not.
Rivals is a fricking joke
if ibdw wins the crowd is going to be so silent
LET'S GO! MELEE LOST
This would be the first solo shiek super major win in ... ever. Fricking ever.
damn.
but frick shiek amirite????
Remember when we thought Zain was going to be the clear #1 Melee player?
It really seemed like he was. Zain was destroying in the online era. But in big tournaments he’s so hit-and-miss. His record in big Game 5s must be terrible. Really, he’s an elite player but he’s a total choker.
Winners side. No hbox. This is as good a chance as he'll ever get.
god damn I really hope it wouldn't come to this. Jmook better fricking clinch it.
I am simply entranced by the curvature of Toph's skull
Jmook, it's your time now
Reminder that G8 was the tournament where Jmook first blew everyone's minds. This is his tournament, it has to be.
>the stoic, honest, naturally gifted Mediterranean man vs the conniving, cheating, dysgenic israeli man
the fate of the universe is at stake in this grand finals
That's funny as hell yet so true
ITS ALREADY OVER
>ITS ALREADY OVER
ITS ALREADY OVER
>ITS ALREADY OVER
ITS ALREADY OVER
>ITS ALREADY OVER
ITS ALREADY OVER
>ITS ALREADY OVER
Say hello to our Genesis 9 champion, Jmook!
How long until ultimate? Almsot 70k in the waiting room rn
Chia getting btfo'd by a 14 y/o kid on hbox stream lmao
don't give me hope
The difference in posture is so funny.
fox's up smash is so fricking cancer.
hey im toph and i like anime
that wasnt toph
Haha anime reference. Every tournament I pray for a separate stream with just game audio
>misses tech chase
it's over
ULTIMATE WAITING ROOM
JBOOK 3 O PLEASE
He's doing it! /ourguy/, truly
Anime is so cringe fr
WHY IS JMOOK MISSING EVERYTHING
IS HE NERVOUS???
>miss everything
>win
get fricking Wilbon
What the frick is that nair?
THE STANKY NAIR
GENIUS
jGOD
WHAT THE FRICK I'VE NEVER SEEN A NAIR LIKE THIS
I would pay $100 to not have Vish on commentary for this
WHAT WAS THAT
performing oral on sheik
JMOOK JMOOK JMOOK
>LE REACTION TECH CHASE IS SOOOOO HYPE BROS
Melee is dead
you're literally hating on someone being good at the game what is wrong with you
his thought process ends at
>character i dont like is .... le BAD
I'm sorry I'm just trying to fit in.
It is hype yeah.
the guy is such a chad he just casually stops the most lame playrer drugged the frick out with a completely cheating controller device in a shit matchup and doesn't even blink
nobody in top 8 is using an unmodded controller. Jmook controller is just as "cheating" as anyone else's
No, IBDW has the literal biggest "normal" cheating controller other than boxxes. Stop talking if you don't know.
Idk how many times you need to be corrected. I'd bet 2 grand nobody whos played saturday or sunday has an unmodded controller. Idk how you could be so out of touch with the melee scene but bother posting here.
>all modded controller are the same level of cheating
as I said, you have no idea what you are talking about. have a nice day.
I'm not talking about notches Black person. custom fricking boards on EVERYONEs controller. goomwaves left and right. boxes. etc.
nobody plays melee on a "normal" controller anymore. you're like 6 years out of date my guy.
>nobody plays melee on a "normal" controller anymore
Zain and Westballz play with the Sm4sh gamecube controller, completely unmodded.
No zain uses a $160 modded controller.
lmao, a controller with a mod that costs one cent and 5 minutes to do. $160 is a massive scam.
homie JUST DI THE UPTILT PLEASE GOD
Damn, I like Jmook’s gameplay. What’s he like as a personality?
Humble, down to earth. Bit bland for my tastes.
I see. I’ll take bland over gay and moronic though.
I've watched some of his streams, super chill guy very humble too. Great guy
How can I get a postire like that all the time? My back just hurst after a while
HE'S MOOKING UP
I really am not a fan of trannies and troonyfrickers
AY
AY
AY
J
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
sheeeeeeeeeeeesh
HE'S MOOKIN
HE'S COOKIN
M O O K
1 MORE 1 MORE 1 MORE
IBDW and Plup trannies on suicide watch.
Holy shit jmook is playing out of his mind
>chain grab: The game
why are you calling this a better game than ultimate?
I will take sheik chain grabbing any day over fox bullshit.
Yeah.
What are you gonna do about it b***h?
>filtered: the post
IM COOOOOOOOOMMING
I T S
O V E R
I miss when top players had distinct personalities. Zain is just another goofy curry and Jmook is a zoomer NPC.
hes jcooking
>tech chasing isn't hype
it is
i need my fricking rtc fix with wizzy out of the game
jmooks a fricking demon holy shit
what the frick is jmook even doing off-stage, he's fricking nuts
THE FRICKING NEEDLES
JESUS CHRIST MOOK
JMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk
The Vyvanse has kicked in. Jmook will not take another game for the rest of this tournament.
Reverse 6-0 incoming.
Screnncap this.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't play on a modded controller and do well at locals.
I use a stock Frame1
reverse 6-0 incoming
it's over
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
Jmook is a choker, he's losing
are we watching the same tournament? lmao
t. ibdw's troony
I was wrong, I was used to seeing him getting cucked by hbox
Nobody at your local is at the skill level where controllers make a difference.
Maybe if you live in a flyover state
You yourself are not at the skill level where controllers make a difference.
Nice goalpost moron
Not my problem. Goodnight.
What do you mean? Ever since I can use notched firefox angles I win matches literally just by cheating angles kek
OWARI DA
ITS FRICKING HAPPENNING GUYS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i am BEGGING YOU JMOOK
A solo sheik can't win a supermajor. This has been established
KNEES WEAK HANDS SWEATY
MOMS SPAGHETTI
OH NO NO NO MOOKSISTERS
JMook please.
CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT JMOOK, OR WHAT IS HIS NAME RIGHT NOW, JCOOK, IS THE TRUE AND DEFINITIVE GOAT OF ALL TIME FROM ALL TIMES?
HONEST
BASED
SHIEK PLAYER
LITERALLY INCELING THE SHIT OF IBDW
WON GENESIS 9
IS HE THE TRUE AND MOST BASED GOAT?
if he manages to go his whole career without crying on twitter then he is the definitive GOAT
Let's fricking go
IM GONNA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
YEAH JMOOK
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
IBDWSISTERS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
THERE WE FRICKING GO GET FRICKED IBDW
JGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
FRICK YOU DICK WOMAN FRICKER
the chair
2ND AT GENESIS 8
1ST AT GENESIS 9
THIS IS HIS TOURNAMENT
LETS GO!!!! FRICK TRANNIES
Amazing
JMOOOOOOOOOOK
i am now with #jchad
LET'S GOOOOOO
SHEIKBROS STATUS!???
yay
get off the stage cody
nothing better than seeing the troonyfricker lose
>made his debut at 8
>first win at 9
Pottery. Kino.
frick yeah
THE GREAT EVIL IS DEFEATED
IBDW (I Banged Dad's Wife) IS NO MORE
SHEIK HAS WON A SUPER MAJOR
he used zelda in game 3
doesn't count
Just get off the stage cody you fricking goober
Don't insult goobers
>tried to style last stock of grand finals
>still one
holy fricking based jmook
>first solo sheik win at a major since 2004
JMOOOOOOOOOOK
Actually super happy for Jmook. Dude's fricking amazing at this game
cody schwab is such a dramatic homosexual
I BE DONT WINNING
FRICK OFF CODY
armadatrannies this y'alls GOAT???
>97th
ibdw is literally armadas student
This tournament was so fricking good on the Melee side
>Mang0 seething at 97th
>Amazing top 8 with Moky in winners
>Jmook finally wins a major
>Tons of amazing sets on stream during pools and round 2
>Alzheimer's Scar on commentary
>Armada on commentary
that scar rant is so fricking good
I need the video of this
I see this all the time but I don't watch mafia, was he right? or was this a huge troll point as he was mafia?
Got teary-eyed seeing Jmook pop-off, love this fricking guy like you don't believe
He's a soulless zoomer NPC who was working at Starbucks. Suits a loser homosexual like him.
absolutely seething.
hi cody, i have some addy at discount prices in case you need more for the next tournament
Bro I can tell you're really insecure about yourself, I hope you find your worth in this world, all the best
same, dude deserves it. Is he a doc kid or a slippi kid?
Slippi but also slightly before I believe.
He's been playing since 2014. No current top level player has only been playing for 2-3 years.
he's been improving for a long time
what's different is that he never plateaud
its just straight up
there's vods of him playing against ibdw at locals in 2015
He just took forever to get where he is now with last years Genesis being his breakout performance.
i wish i was jmook
Melee? Isn't that some bussin' boomer game?
Might as well become the GOAT fr fr ong
POST MORE CHELLY NOW THAT IT'S OVER.
Where's the secret final boss of Armada vs Jmook?
>very good jmook, very good
>HOWEVER
>armada walks out as dry ice smoke floods the arena to the swedish national anthem
>oh, you though i was just here to commenate?
jmook vs mang0 true grand finals
>ZOOOMER!!!!AAHAAHAHAHAAHAN A FRICKING ZXOOOMER WON SMAHS MELEE????? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHYAYAAYAA I'M GOING INSAME!!!!!!! ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER
I SAY THIS AND LOOK LIKE THIS FRICK FRICK FRICK AAAAAAAAAAA
did people forget about wizzrobe already
xDDD
FRICK ZOOMERS!
calm down grampa
is this tournament also mewtwos best performance in a while? Taj at 33rd.
How much money did he win?
$75,000
Bullshit, that may be the entire prize pool for all games combined, but thats not first place melee
nvm its $7,506 for 1st place
TOs kept all the money for themselves.
When was the last time Sheik won a tournament of this caliber?
2004
Of this caliber? Never. Last time a Sheik won any kind of major was 2008.
https://www.ssbwiki.com/Tournament:Epita_Smash_Arena_2
>switch over to Hungrybox's stream to hear what the top players are saying to each other on the stage
>there's some troony with a mask on with his face in the screen
nvm
you missed them getting trolled by a literal 14 year old
qrd?
ok time for ultimate to come on so the kids have something to fall asleep to
melee lost, chud. enjoy your rtc goat
Why does rtc make Gankercels seethe?
it's just one jealous schizo spamming.
we're happy for jmook
Who's the next character to solo win a tourney? Eddy mexico luigi? Swooper samus? Franz doc?
Alright, the good game is over, now it's time for Mickey Mouse Clubhouse game
I hope Light wins
Jmook seems pretty cool. I’m glad he won.
>seeding was shit
>all the top players are there in name only
What the frick is this tourney
>melee top 8
>70k+ viewers
>ultimate top 8
>53k
ultimate sisters, not like this...