Hideo Kojima is going to collab with Jordan Pelle(one of the biggest directors of our time)

Hideo Kojima is going to collab with Jordan Pelle(one of the biggest directors of our time)

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What does kojima actually do at his studio?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He designed the levels of MGS2 with LEGO to explain to the level designers because he can't into programming, so I like to imagine he just acts out little plays with action figures on the meeting room to explain how he expects his next game to play out.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He mostly just plays with legos and eats cheeseburgers all day while scamming whatever company he's currently collaborating with out of shitloads of money.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fantastic. I'd like to live life like that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Watch movies and force the staff to watch along and then give an autistic take on it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      shitposts on Ganker

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tweets about burgers, plans political assassinations, invents the camera 2 in his free time etc
      Average guy stuff

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Masturbates to his Quiet daki

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Preparing another homemade shotgun for the next politician

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Idk what's worse, kideo hojima's assassination of shinzo abe, or death stranding

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Death Stranding feels like the bigger crime.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Idk what's worse, kideo hojima's assassination of shinzo abe, or death stranding

        i still can't believe the french, greek, and iranian media fell for this meme.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Mass media has been a joke for decades, so they can't tell jokes from facts

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How many times has the media fell for sam hyde jokes?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What meme?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I still can't wrap my head around the fact that Abe was fucking assassinated

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen the new didyouknowgaming video with David hayter? I feel like Kojima got fucking comfy and got less and less ambitious as time went on. He needs to get rid of yes men from his company.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      strands

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      waste as much money as he can

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you dare question his genius?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes aside, he's basically lead GD on all of their projects

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      directs, writes, designs, a ton of shit. I worked on Death Stranding doing user setups and tools for art and cinematics and didn't know what the fuck it was until everyone else did. First trailer was what the fuck? Babies and dead whales wtf?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ideas Guy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he mostly tweets homophobic stuff on twitter and makes fun of dumb americans who only play shooters

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's Yoko Ono

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where the fuck is key

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bros im so scared of white people despite having white parents.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the biggest directors of our time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      h-how tall is he?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Larger than you. than any one of us

        Remember that one scene in nope? that wasn't practical effects......

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i dont watch movies.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Suicide seems like a better option to me than watching almost any movie made in current year.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what he even talks about with all those celebs.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ching chong ping pong then the celeb nods and cracks a smile/giggles

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he can barely speak english

      https://i.imgur.com/Amj4V17.png

      Hideo Kojima is going to collab with Jordan Pelle(one of the biggest directors of our time)

      he will convince kojima to make his next protagonist a nog

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >implying all the money he gets from Sony and others isn't solely so that he can hang out with the famous artists he like

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        this is the one thing I like about kojima, he uses his status he got from retards treating him as a gaming god to meet artists he likes, that's pretty based i'll admit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mads Mikkelsen in an interview said they bonded and became good friends over watching handball games. So I guess Kojima talks about handball.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i guess he points at things and smiles or nods going YES YES U RIKE? NOooooooooooo 😮

      or has a translator

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Peele is a hack. I sincerely hope Kojima forgets everything he hears from peele's mouth.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      well kojima is also a hack so they should work well together.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the biggest directors of our time
    not cool man, that's an average weight in america you can not fault the man on the country he is born in having low health standards

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine some black guy having a nightmare where he's held captive at a white family Thanksgiving and there's no sweet potatoes and collard greens

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        w-whats left

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Worse, imagine some black dude's nightmare being trapped with the whitest suburban family with the blandest ass meat, pasta and other foods with 0 seasoning.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      potato salad is fine, its potato salad with fruit and shit that gets the hardest of passes. fuck that shit

      I imagine some black guy having a nightmare where he's held captive at a white family Thanksgiving and there's no sweet potatoes and collard greens

      sweet potatoes are in pies for thanksgiving

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nope has literally no idpol, it has a half white main cast and deals with no racial themes.

      Coincidentally, its his best movie

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >no idpol
        Bruh, it's literally an allegory for blacksploitation in hollywood.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Its about hollywoods treatment of animals retard

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, he just said that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't they claim in the opening that the first man ever on film was a black man riding a horse when that has been proven to be false?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The main character motivations are literally that they want to possess the story of discovering jean jacket. it's a tie in to the idea of the forgotten first actor, black accomplishments being lost to time.

        On the whole it's about obsession with spectacle and how it ruins us, though, which is pretty much a universally relatable topic now. every time you've looked at some utterly retarded twitter shit and gone "holy fuck why do people care?" that's spectacle. people being obsessed with having a dramatic narrative to follow or participate in at all costs. It's literally the biggest problem we have

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        stop lying, literally everything he makes is an allegory that comes down to white people bad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol, it even has one of the chud “grow up” bot posts in the screen cap. lol, perfect.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Chudbros? I thought la creaticidad was one of us?

    Lmao I'm glad this moron pulled this off now the last people supporting him are going to abandon him and he can finally die.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Going to collab with that white hating moron

    Into the trash it goes.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Peele's face when the interpretor explains Kojima only knows him from madtv

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >A Hideo Kojima Joint

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Continental Breakfast

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    peele is the moronest moron is, despite being born to a white person and raised by a white person

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      White woman? Would explain why he hates whites

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense, can't blame him for anything but remaining stupid.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I laugh anytime I see this nipper gay post a picture of himself meeting celebrities. His next game will definitely end his career.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Key > Peele

    Post your fav Key & Peele Kinos

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yiiiiiiiiikes. These did NOT age well. The other black guy was better.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          /r/funny Reddit slop. Super sheesh

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Cringe

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        u gay, go back reddit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        come back when you are a littles of a mmmmmmgay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Forever my favorites

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
        everytime

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's old as shit now.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, Kojima will direct BLACKED: the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Console Exclusive

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        source for all those bitches around the ape?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They're all whores who exclusively do scenes for BLACKED because they pay 500% more per scene.

          Too bad their careers are ruined and their fans disgusted afterwords.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's making an Xbox game though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        blacked souls prepare your ass edition

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He already did with MGG3 where Eva fucks Sigint while Snake watches.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Omg it's gonna be walking for 60 hours under a giant tarp that's following you. Say it with me:
    KINO

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does hollywood keep humoring kojima

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kojima pays them millions

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kojimbo is the biggest star fucker in all of Nippon.

    Shamefur Dispray!

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >20 second ambiguous trailer, reddit fags go crazy.
    >wait a year.
    >1 minute ambiguous cutscene + Hollywood celebrity, reddit fags go crazy.
    >wait 2 years.
    > reddit trannies come up with theories that make the game seem like a genius masterpiece + more celebrities announced.
    >gameplay trailer, looks terrible, it's some stupid social movie game, fags go on the defensive.
    >wait 6 months.
    > game releases. It's absolute garbage but 10/10IGN because Kojima is a genius + celebrities

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just say you hate death stranding you gay.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, get out . I am not playing that "game" or watching that "movie".

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get paid to get to talk to celebrities?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the biggest directors of our time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he looks pretty big to me

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone ever found a photo of his ex wife?
    I was always so curious to see her but Kojimbo hides hie personal life.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fuck this guy is a fucking retard.
    He's getting much worse as he gets older, and something tells me that there were people at Konami that kept his autism in check and they're gone now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They were jaded in their own way. Yuji Korekado and that planner in the MGS 2 BTS were always at Kojima's throat about adding in new features. It's a blessing in disguise since it was packed with easter eggs, but MGS V is a lifeless shell of the title without it's enablers

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    w-what did he mean by this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kojima invented "identity"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it'll be some moderately successful actress that 99.9% of gamers have never heard of and not give a single shit about while kojima rubs his hands together thinking he's pulled together some huge coup by hiring someone with money to do their literal job

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"Who am I?"
      >None of your business.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t it weird how most weeaboos grow out of it by their late 20s but Kojima is like 60 years old and still a massive Westaboo?

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Actual full-on Hollywood fag. Nothing good is ever going to come out of Kojima Productions.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kojimbo is a selfie whore and spends 90% of his day tweeting stupid shit, why is this a thread you gay

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All the hacks are here.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Peele should stick to comedy, Key & Peele is funny as fuck.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Peele so much this photo has made me instantly dislike Kojima

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How long until Kojima is outed as the hack he is?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Never. cope

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >How long until Kojima is outed
      roughly 4 years ago

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what am I looking at?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >what am I looking at?

          La Creativdad at work.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >doesnt even speak english for the podcast
            fuck you im not gonna hear that shit if youre not gonna speak english yourself kojimbo

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Just turn on the subtitles

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          inspiration

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      2008
      Anyone who didn't realize it at that point is beyond help

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But he makes typically competent games though?

      Almost all of the criticism of Kojima I’ve seen has largely come from people not liking the guy’s personality. His isn’t some genius of game design I’ve had lots of fun with them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The harsh criticism is a reaction to his deluded pleb fans. They got mocked out of Ganker but everywhere else you can still find them calling him a genius unironically.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    a sad husk of his former self

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima has only ever made two good games.
    Why do people suck his dick so much, I don't understand.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      People with autism often have a hard time understanding people having different opinions.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry to hear that anon, being autistic must be difficult for you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      metal gear 2 and policenauts?

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DID HE BETRAY HER???

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      According to her it sounds like her manager dropped the ball on Death Stranding but their relationship is still good so there's some hope for more Joost.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >top left
    What the fuck does Geoff even do when he's not choking on sponsor cock during his awards show?

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >(one of the biggest directors of our time)
    holy lol

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Social media has absolutely destroyed Kojima's credibility and I'm I have to fucking defend Konami and say they were right in firing him

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If this black has anything to do with the next game I'm not buying it.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I knew nothing about it. I only saw the title when I went on IMDB one day. Nope. Just that one word. That one fucking word, and I instantly knew it was a moron movie.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so fucking weird and autistic? Why does he have such a massive following when MGS was a flat out nosedive after 2? I don't get it

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >(one of the biggest directors of our time)

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget to subscribe to Hideo Kojima's new podcast, Brain Structure, exclusively on Spotify!

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jordan Peele is just 2010's M Night Shyamalan.
    ...well, now that I think about it, Kojima is kind of the Shyamalan of video games so it makes sense they'd be chatting.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima's next game is about why it sucks to be black?

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hey hideo... what if the white characters were evil?

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PELEE...IN COLLABORATION WITH VIDEO GAME DIRECTOR AND GENIUS HIDEO KOJIMA...

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What happened? His skin is so yellow - a liver failure?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you do know Asians have yellow skin, right?

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pelle is a fairly pozzed gay, and this movie will undoubtably suck a big gay dick.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the latest NOPE is boring as shit

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OH SHIT, DON'T DO IT AGAIN KOJIMA. HAVENT YOU KILLED ENOUGH ALREADY?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I will never understand why he is still free

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >hideo and kojima
        who’s fault was it?

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >consider for a moment a happy white family ...

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh god no please not that retard peele

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima probably didn't understand a word he said and just nodded his head repeatedly to "Hai tbh" before changing subject to the popularity of KFC in Japan

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a Casio G-Shock he's wearing?

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the biggest directors of our time
    crazy since he made the same movie three times

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Vitun Pelle :-DDD

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    more like one of the NIGGEST directors of our time LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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