Hideo Kojima is going to collab with Jordan Pelle(one of the biggest directors of our time)
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What does kojima actually do at his studio?
He designed the levels of MGS2 with LEGO to explain to the level designers because he can't into programming, so I like to imagine he just acts out little plays with action figures on the meeting room to explain how he expects his next game to play out.
He mostly just plays with legos and eats cheeseburgers all day while scamming whatever company he's currently collaborating with out of shitloads of money.
Fantastic. I'd like to live life like that.
Watch movies and force the staff to watch along and then give an autistic take on it
shitposts on Ganker
Tweets about burgers, plans political assassinations, invents the camera 2 in his free time etc
Average guy stuff
jerk offs to his Quiet daki
Preparing another homemade shotgun for the next politician
Idk what's worse, kideo hojima's assassination of shinzo abe, or death stranding
Death Stranding feels like the bigger crime.
i still can't believe the french, greek, and iranian media fell for this meme.
Mass media has been a joke for decades, so they can't tell jokes from facts
How many times has the media fell for sam hyde jokes?
What meme?
I still can't wrap my head around the fact that Abe was fricking assassinated
Have you seen the new didyouknowgaming video with David hayter? I feel like Kojima got fricking comfy and got less and less ambitious as time went on. He needs to get rid of yes men from his company.
strands
waste as much money as he can
you dare question his genius?
Jokes aside, he's basically lead GD on all of their projects
directs, writes, designs, a ton of shit. I worked on Death Stranding doing user setups and tools for art and cinematics and didn't know what the frick it was until everyone else did. First trailer was what the frick? Babies and dead whales wtf?
Ideas Guy
he mostly tweets homophobic stuff on twitter and makes fun of dumb americans who only play shooters
That's Yoko Ono
Where the frick is key
bros im so scared of white people despite having white parents.
>one of the biggest directors of our time
h-how tall is he?
Larger than you. than any one of us
Remember that one scene in nope? that wasn't practical effects......
i dont watch movies.
Suicide seems like a better option to me than watching almost any movie made in current year.
I wonder what he even talks about with all those celebs.
ching chong ping pong then the celeb nods and cracks a smile/giggles
Yeah, he can barely speak english
he will convince kojima to make his next protagonist a nog
>implying all the money he gets from Sony and others isn't solely so that he can hang out with the famous artists he like
this is the one thing I like about kojima, he uses his status he got from morons treating him as a gaming god to meet artists he likes, that's pretty based i'll admit
Mads Mikkelsen in an interview said they bonded and became good friends over watching handball games. So I guess Kojima talks about handball.
i guess he points at things and smiles or nods going YES YES U RIKE? NOooooooooooo 😮
or has a translator
Peele is a hack. I sincerely hope Kojima forgets everything he hears from peele's mouth.
well kojima is also a hack so they should work well together.
>one of the biggest directors of our time
not cool man, that's an average weight in america you can not fault the man on the country he is born in having low health standards
I imagine some black guy having a nightmare where he's held captive at a white family Thanksgiving and there's no sweet potatoes and collard greens
w-whats left
Worse, imagine some black dude's nightmare being trapped with the whitest suburban family with the blandest ass meat, pasta and other foods with 0 seasoning.
potato salad is fine, its potato salad with fruit and shit that gets the hardest of passes. frick that shit
sweet potatoes are in pies for thanksgiving
Nope has literally no idpol, it has a half white main cast and deals with no racial themes.
Coincidentally, its his best movie
>no idpol
Bruh, it's literally an allegory for blacksploitation in hollywood.
Its about hollywoods treatment of animals moron
Yes, he just said that.
Didn't they claim in the opening that the first man ever on film was a black man riding a horse when that has been proven to be false?
The main character motivations are literally that they want to possess the story of discovering jean jacket. it's a tie in to the idea of the forgotten first actor, black accomplishments being lost to time.
On the whole it's about obsession with spectacle and how it ruins us, though, which is pretty much a universally relatable topic now. every time you've looked at some utterly moronic twitter shit and gone "holy frick why do people care?" that's spectacle. people being obsessed with having a dramatic narrative to follow or participate in at all costs. It's literally the biggest problem we have
stop lying, literally everything he makes is an allegory that comes down to white people bad
lol, it even has one of the troony “grow up” bot posts in the screen cap. lol, perfect.
Chudbros? I thought la creaticidad was one of us?
Lmao I'm glad this asiatic pulled this off now the last people supporting him are going to abandon him and he can finally die.
>Going to collab with that white hating Black person
Into the trash it goes.
>Peele's face when the interpretor explains Kojima only knows him from madtv
>A Hideo Kojima Joint
Continental Breakfast
peele is the Black personest Black person is, despite being born to a white person and raised by a white person
White woman? Would explain why he hates whites
Makes sense, can't blame him for anything but remaining stupid.
I laugh anytime I see this nipper homosexual post a picture of himself meeting celebrities. His next game will definitely end his career.
Key > Peele
Post your fav Key & Peele Kinos
Yiiiiiiiiikes. These did NOT age well. The other black guy was better.
Cringe
/r/funny Reddit slop. Super sheesh
Cringe
u gay, go back reddit
come back when you are a littles of a mmmmmmhomosexual
Forever my favorites
>EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
everytime
He's old as shit now.
Finally, Kojima will direct BLACKED: the game
Console Exclusive
source for all those b***hes around the ape?
They're all prostitutes who exclusively do scenes for BLACKED because they pay 500% more per scene.
Too bad their careers are ruined and their fans disgusted afterwords.
He's making an Xbox game though.
blacked souls prepare your ass edition
He already did with MGG3 where Eva fricks Sigint while Snake watches.
Omg it's gonna be walking for 60 hours under a giant tarp that's following you. Say it with me:
KINO
Why does hollywood keep humoring kojima
kojima pays them millions
Kojimbo is the biggest star fricker in all of Nippon.
Shamefur Dispray!
>20 second ambiguous trailer, reddit gays go crazy.
>wait a year.
>1 minute ambiguous cutscene + Hollywood celebrity, reddit gays go crazy.
>wait 2 years.
> reddit trannies come up with theories that make the game seem like a genius masterpiece + more celebrities announced.
>gameplay trailer, looks terrible, it's some stupid social movie game, gays go on the defensive.
>wait 6 months.
> game releases. It's absolute garbage but 10/10IGN because Kojima is a genius + celebrities
just say you hate death stranding you homosexual.
Nope, get out . I am not playing that "game" or watching that "movie".
How do I get paid to get to talk to celebrities?
>one of the biggest directors of our time
he looks pretty big to me
Has anyone ever found a photo of his ex wife?
I was always so curious to see her but Kojimbo hides hie personal life.
Holy frick this guy is a fricking moron.
He's getting much worse as he gets older, and something tells me that there were people at Konami that kept his autism in check and they're gone now.
They were jaded in their own way. Yuji Korekado and that planner in the MGS 2 BTS were always at Kojima's throat about adding in new features. It's a blessing in disguise since it was packed with easter eggs, but MGS V is a lifeless shell of the title without it's enablers
w-what did he mean by this?
Kojima invented "identity"
it'll be some moderately successful actress that 99.9% of gamers have never heard of and not give a single shit about while kojima rubs his hands together thinking he's pulled together some huge coup by hiring someone with money to do their literal job
>"Who am I?"
>None of your business.
Isn’t it weird how most weeaboos grow out of it by their late 20s but Kojima is like 60 years old and still a massive Westaboo?
Actual full-on Hollywood gay. Nothing good is ever going to come out of Kojima Productions.
kojimbo is a selfie prostitute and spends 90% of his day tweeting stupid shit, why is this a thread you homosexual
All the hacks are here.
Peele should stick to comedy, Key & Peele is funny as frick.
I hate Peele so much this photo has made me instantly dislike Kojima
How long until Kojima is outed as the hack he is?
Never. cope
>How long until Kojima is outed
roughly 4 years ago
what am I looking at?
>what am I looking at?
La Creativdad at work.
>doesnt even speak english for the podcast
frick you im not gonna hear that shit if youre not gonna speak english yourself kojimbo
Just turn on the subtitles
inspiration
2008
Anyone who didn't realize it at that point is beyond help
But he makes typically competent games though?
Almost all of the criticism of Kojima I’ve seen has largely come from people not liking the guy’s personality. His isn’t some genius of game design I’ve had lots of fun with them
The harsh criticism is a reaction to his deluded pleb fans. They got mocked out of Ganker but everywhere else you can still find them calling him a genius unironically.
a sad husk of his former self
Kojima has only ever made two good games.
Why do people suck his dick so much, I don't understand.
People with autism often have a hard time understanding people having different opinions.
I'm sorry to hear that anon, being autistic must be difficult for you.
metal gear 2 and policenauts?
WHY DID HE BETRAY HER???
According to her it sounds like her manager dropped the ball on Death Stranding but their relationship is still good so there's some hope for more Joost.
>top left
What the frick does Geoff even do when he's not choking on sponsor wiener during his awards show?
>(one of the biggest directors of our time)
holy lol
Social media has absolutely destroyed Kojima's credibility and I'm I have to fricking defend Konami and say they were right in firing him
If this black has anything to do with the next game I'm not buying it.
I knew nothing about it. I only saw the title when I went on IMDB one day. Nope. Just that one word. That one fricking word, and I instantly knew it was a Black person movie.
Why is he so fricking weird and autistic? Why does he have such a massive following when MGS was a flat out nosedive after 2? I don't get it
>(one of the biggest directors of our time)
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Jordan Peele is just 2010's M Night Shyamalan.
...well, now that I think about it, Kojima is kind of the Shyamalan of video games so it makes sense they'd be chatting.
Kojima's next game is about why it sucks to be black?
hey hideo... what if the white characters were evil?
>Ganker
>FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PELEE...IN COLLABORATION WITH VIDEO GAME DIRECTOR AND GENIUS HIDEO KOJIMA...
What happened? His skin is so yellow - a liver failure?
you do know Asians have yellow skin, right?
Pelle is a fairly pozzed homosexual, and this movie will undoubtably suck a big gay dick.
the latest NOPE is boring as shit
OH SHIT, DON'T DO IT AGAIN KOJIMA. HAVENT YOU KILLED ENOUGH ALREADY?
I will never understand why he is still free
>hideo and kojima
who’s fault was it?
>consider for a moment a happy white family ...
oh god no please not that moron peele
Kojima probably didn't understand a word he said and just nodded his head repeatedly to "Hai tbh" before changing subject to the popularity of KFC in Japan
Is that a Casio G-Shock he's wearing?
>one of the biggest directors of our time
crazy since he made the same movie three times
Vitun Pelle :-DDD
more like one of the NIGGEST directors of our time LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO