I liked him. He was pretty good.

I liked him.
He was pretty good.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody asked

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did marvel ruin blonde thor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we will never see overly muscled people again every strong man has to be fat these days

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So... like real life? Every huge strongman irl looks like the OP.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          true

          people don't know real strength when they see it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          true

          people don't know real strength when they see it

          Muscle with fat != fat with fat

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            brainlet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Human is not the Olympian ideal, god you're bland and terrestrial, boring

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Olympus is Greek not Norse

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Again, you are bland
              A god is not a depiction of reality, they are a depiction of the sublime, the unattainable aspiration

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Being fucking 7-8 feet tall and wide like a mountain is aspirational in its own way. For a character like Thor, this design seems reasonable enough
                Kratos (being Greek) is closer to that ideal whereas Thor embodies the concept of strength for a northern people

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you projecting contemporary ideals on ancient mythology? Ancient Greeks idolized small dicks, up until the Late Middle Ages being fat was a symbol of status. A great warrior back then looked more like a truck driver than Chris Hemsworth. You're making the mistake of falling for blonde hair, blue eyed Jesus.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You're making the mistake of falling for blonde hair, blue eyed Jesus.
                lol you just couldn't help but pull out this garden gnome plebbitor seethe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no complaint that it's inaccurate, no complaint that it's not what's going on, just complaint that it was used at all

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn. Shot the retvrnfag with his own gun.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol no he's just another ancient mythological figure that people projected their own image onto thousands of years later.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm don't care how it is in real life, I'm playing a GAME.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then why isn't kratos fat like him?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Then why isn't kratos fat like him?
            This idea is for the next game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thor has red hair more often than not in the myths. He was sometimes referred to as "red beard." Marvel's Thor has little to do with mythology: comic book artists don't (generally) read their sources, they just grab what looks cool.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You still got the broad locked inside McDonalds

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bad voice acting from him and odin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happened?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Californians.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Something clearly went horribly wrong between GOW 2018 and Ragnarok. Ragnarok is such a horrible followup just to 2018 that it boggles the mind.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They hired Anthony Burch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish we got Corey's original vision for Ragnarok. It was clearly better than the mess Burch and his crew made of it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why did he give up control of his own game?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I half-expect to learn he was forced to by higher-ups.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I wish we got Corey's original vision for Ragnarok.
          qrd?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He got knocked off the perch of game director for Ragnarok, and they also hired Anthony Burch.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cory/Corey Barlog was the director and one of the main writers for GOW 2018. GOW 2018's depictions of the gods and its vision for Ragnarok varies wildly from what the sequel ends up doing, which subverts or outright ignores much of the setup of the prior game. What makes this interesting is that Cory Barlog isn't credited as a writer for GOW: Ragnarok. But there's a lot of new writers there that weren't there for the prior game.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >and odin wasn't even mentioned once
              Odin was brought up a lot in 2018. Made him seem significantly more of a cunt than he actually ended up being in Ragnarok, although I despise how they made him into some american sitcom tier character.

              Idk where you revisionists are getting your info but Ragnarok doubles down on showing just how depraved Odin is. He wasn't just a prick who stole magic and betrayed people, he enslaved the dwarves, magic creatures, genocided entire nations. Odin was literally Hitler. And Thor isn't just a ravenous warrior, he's more like a psychotic serial killer who kills anything within reach and goes out of his way to murder indiscriminately.

              The story does even feel like it's missing a beat. Are you even playing the game or just echoing what you hear in Ganker?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            for one thing, thor was supposed to be a drunken, murdering absolute asshole, and odin wasn't even mentioned once

            then thor does absolutely zero drunken murdering and odin is the villain

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >and odin wasn't even mentioned once
              Okay anon, that's not true at all.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >and odin wasn't even mentioned once
              Odin was brought up a lot in 2018. Made him seem significantly more of a cunt than he actually ended up being in Ragnarok, although I despise how they made him into some american sitcom tier character.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Odin was mentioned alot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just watched the scene where they drop in on Kratos' place immediately prior to the Thor fight and it's BAD.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and odin
      I keep seeing this what happened?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He sounds like a new york mobster

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mobster

          He sounds like a Silicon Valley executive in charge of business development.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i enjoy that he outed a metric fuckton of asmongold looking thor/odin worshipers who identify as nordic

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah, Larry. I'll take another eight legs of mutton and two barrels of ale, also sorry about breaking your toilet...again."

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s me fr
    Completely chud energy

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His death sequence sucked, but yeah I thought he was OK else wise. I don't get what they're were going for with it. A foil to kratos who was able to find another way to live outside being murderhobo, while thor could not and thus lost all fight and will to live/continue on? Otherwise I really just don't get it.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KEEP MY DAUGTER'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

      Holy shit is that real dialogue? The writers are complete meme clown retards, jesus.

      I like how they made him a fat racist asshole

      A fat ugly racist KEKED WHITE asshole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KEEP MY DAUGTER'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

      This dialogue was most likely written before Will Smith slapped the fuck out of that other dude.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was seven months ago and the dialog isn't part of a cutscene, just fight banter, they could've easily thrown it in because "lol topical"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >J-Just a coincidence
        Fucking really anon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried watching a stream of this to see some random gameplay, and it was 15-20 minutes of cringe, soi dialogue. it was like a CW drama for women. seeing the follow up be exactly as gay and stupid as I expected has been very satisfying.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he says damn, not fucking. also its not that uncommon. fail

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KEEP MY DAUGTER'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how they made him a fat racist asshole

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fixed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ewwwww gross. Hair is gross.

      no.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tyr's voice acting was the worst. Everyone else was okay or good.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >american character design

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that shit he pulled with him defibbing your ass was fucking choice.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thor was fine, Odin is another story

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mythically accurate Thor is a good design.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GoW
      >accurate
      pick one

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what we're getting at here is that the gameplay and story are fine, just the dialogue and Odin are garbage. That fair to say?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol no
      gameplay is unimproved from the previous game and the story is just as bad as the dialogue, a rather disappointing followup to the previous game too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gameplays worse. Shit is more spongey

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thor if he american

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obese retards on /v don't understand the difference between actual muscle and hypertrophy
    >Why isn't he a muscly super hero!!!!
    Because actual strongmen aren't body builders.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up amerimongoloid, being a fat piece of shit won't make you beat someone in a fight, muscles is what will let you actually beat someone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one said anything about fat being better than muscle in a fight retard, the point is strongmen have a healthy balance of both. Their size comes as a natural result of having fucking massive bulging muscles combined with eating healthy. If they're fat then so are you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >healthy balance of both
          You obviously don't know strongman. Every strongman is told by their doctors to quit because it isn't good for their health. Have you seen how fucking fat both people that dead lifted 500kg had to get to lift it? They both had to immediately lose weight after doing it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh strongmen

      Are a bunch of fatasses who would get wrecked in the kind of ancient & medieval melee combat depicted in fantasy games. It's not a functional, go-to-war physique. Most of the great warriors probably looked like D1 college wrestlers, i.e. shredded.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, they were thin because no food to overeat or gyms to cope with dysmorphia.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Their bone density alone mogs the most athletic zoomer lol
          Don't even get me started on their T levels without microplastics in their blood
          Cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This thread is so full of mind boggling stupidity it physically hurts

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This thing ended up being a better boss with a hammer than fucking THOR
    America unironically needs to stop trying since they obviously became pozzed, they should just starting funding japanese games just like that cyberpunk anime, basically give them the money and say what you want.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This boss was a joke and is a rehash of the Gehrman/Moon Presence fight from a story perspective

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, yes, Clint Eastwood: a classic example of an extremely strong man who had a rough life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is Thor looks less like strongmen such as the Mountain or Kyriakos Grizzly even and looks more like the nordic version of a Norf FC enthusiast

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I just played the first 2 hours and I gotta say, I can see this beating Elden Cockring for GoTY. It's really well done. Have a great story, fantastic visuals, and well some decent combat - not my favorite, but it passes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok Corey

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who is Corey? I'm honestly enjoying it. Is it the *best* game I've ever played? No, but it is good and it's fun. It's your typical sony game, so it's not particularly hard, but I Norse mythology and the theme and the setting...
        It's a good game, deal with it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Who is Corey?
          Not him but are you stupid, underage, or legitimately this out of the loop? Cory Barlog is the fucking creator of God of War (Who I believe didn't direct this project which would explain the weird ass dialogue)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            David Jaffe is the person that created GoW.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek if you actually liked Norse mythology, why the fuck would you

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >whole fight is just him doing a single grab
    >mjolnir is used in a cutscene and loses to Cucktos' Wife's axe

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The dialoge is legitimately bad at points

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is perhaps the biggest hangup with the game. Character voices don't sound right for this setting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Past game was fine at this, don't understand what went so wrong with this one

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did Baldur end up a more threatening and powerful antagonist than both Thor and Odin? It's astounding.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fanfiction tier writing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one knew his weakness, he couldn't die.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Immortal and also just beat the shit out of you with his hands
      He wasn't being jokey man, he was just tired as fuck of being immune to pain/damage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baldur's a pretty fun interpretation of his invincibility from the original myth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Immortal Aesir with one weakness that is not obvious.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It sounds like John Goodman
    It looks like John Goodman
    It is John Goodman

    How does that make you feel?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feels John Goodman

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's his wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >expert camera work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      High test

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does he prefer Hershlag in marvel?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a reddit mod

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how easily he was killed. Literally made 0 sense considering we've seen Zeus survive something similar.

    Thor+Kratos teaming up in the next GoW would've been kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm all in favor of this fanfiction Thor getting killed. Its a shit take on the character.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Compare all this:

    to the Thor we got in Ragnarok.
    Are you satisfied?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More evidence Thor was originally supposed to look more like Magni before they changed their minds and made him look more like Modi instead. Except somehow he looks even more pathetic than Modi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's amazing how much they hype up Thor as this indomitable force of nature rampaging his way across the realms, and in the end he not only ends up being less impressive than Baldur, he goes down like a chump. Oh, and there's multiple mentions of Asgardian palaces, too.
      But clearly keeping continuity with prior writing was less important than subverting our expectations.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you'll get that when you pick anthony fucking burch for your writing staff

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was disspointed that Kratos gets "serious" against Thor for a brief moment, and Thor immediately went down.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah.

    >Spends the entire game either moping or drunk or both
    >Both the intro fight and the rematch are horribly unimaginative and gets mogged by the Baldur fight in the first game (the Thor fights don't feel like a fight between gods at all)
    >Is either being a submissive son to Odin or being pussywhipped by Sif (she convinced him to attack Atreus after just a few moments ago they worked together)
    >Gets killed immediately after the very first time he shows rebellion to Odin
    >His corpse bizarrely disappears and doesn't stay unlike other killed Gods

    Thor is one of the biggest disappointments of this game. And it has nothing to do with his visual design.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The frozen lightning bolt is kino as fuck but otherwise you're right. Damn shame, I liked the idea of giving him an actual strongman bodyshape.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure he’s going to come back or some other bullshit. It’s an alright game and it’s nice to look at. I also think it’s a decent conclusion to kratos. I liked it. The next one will 100% suck massive cock and you will play as the red haired fat girl. It’s going to be Gears 2 bad.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thor was such a loser in this game and he didn't even really lose until the rematch

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MAKE WAY FOR THE TRUE THOR
    (No offense to Hurst, but this role wasn't meant for him)

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why people are shitting on him. The Norse lore written with their runes always said Thor was a mean but lazy and gluttonous cunt.
    It's not the left trying to sabotage Thor or something, the west turned him into a muscular fuck in the first place in order to sell shit.
    But no if it's something I don't like it's always "the leftist boogeymen"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this god of thunder, the most important god in the pantheon, the idealistic warrior? yeah he's just a fat piece of shit we all hate lol
      Who do you think you're kidding?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're oddly unfamiliar with old-world pantheons and unflattering portrayals of the gods, or it being outright canon to the mythology that they're hideous, flawed, or otherwise negatively portrayed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You fell for the most ancient of memes. Even Neoplatonists knew that the gods in the tales had nothing to do with the Gods as the intellectual principles of reality.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is a fancy way of telling the thread your headcanon for the gods and the fables written in ancient times about them have no correlation and I should disregard anything you have to say.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if he's the equivalent of a future-archaeologist you're the future equivalent of a facebook wiccan

          This is the sort of dumbass who reads a handful of Greek myths and starts spouting shit to his friends about how "dude Zeus was actually a huge piece of shit rapist he was a tyrant dude they were all fucking scumbags back then".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Modern Christianity is pretty big on the wrath of God and repentance and whatnot, why would the Greek pantheons be any different? Where the hell are you getting the Greek and Nordic apologism from, here? You're claiming some kind of insight into the original intent of dead religions that would probably get you put in a straitjacket if you went out into the street with it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >why would the Greek pantheons be any different?
              I didn't say they were different at all in that regard. And in fact you're taking their words about the merciless judgment of the storm god to be some kind of indictment against his character.
              >You're claiming some kind of insight into the original intent of dead religions that would probably get you put in a straitjacket if you went out into the street with it.
              The fucking irony of this statement. Yeah buddy sure, they considered their most important god to be a fat lazy scumbag. What a piece of shit you are spouting your modernized youtube-tier analysis of ancient mythology.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And in fact you're taking their words about the merciless judgment of the storm god to be some kind of indictment against his character.
                It takes a weird kind of pseud to see a story of wrath and retribution as anything else. Go play in traffic, you're fuming at the thought of papa Thor not being shown positively.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It takes a weird kind of pseud to see a story of wrath and retribution as anything else.
                Sorry your daddy was very strict and took away your gameboy, but a storm god passing down judgment as is his cosmic role is not meant to be seen as something negative.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Read Proclus. Even as far back as late antiquity there were Greeks that understood that the anthropomorphic representations of what are otherwise supposed to be the noetic principles underpinning reality were always meant for the rubes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you're siding with the late-antiquity fedora tippers who claimed to know the TRUE and HONEST Zeusachu's character.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Neoplatonists
                >fedora tippers
                Try the Pre-Socratics and the disdain some held for the Hesiod. Try the mystery religions. Dionysus was also a bringer of civilization, a representation of primordial chaos, he wasn't some bro daddy god. Thales and co. wanted nothing to do with anthropomorphic principles. Even before Plato the exoteric/esoteric tension was very much present. Read a book you drooling moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're not quite getting that I think they're fedora tippers in their deliberate attempts to divorce the fables from a "true intent" of the deity. Pointing me to the great thinkers that I think are fucking morons is pointless. Go defuse landmines.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you think Thales thought actual water, H2O, was the first principle, too.

                >no sources
                lol
                Nobody is saying they were exactly like how Ragnarok portrays them. Ragnarok's writing is shit. But they weren't perfect and there's plenty of writing in Norse myth of the gods doing dumb, petty and often evil shit, Thor included.

                You fell for the exoteric myths because you're a pleb.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'm so sick of these armchair Norse experts all of a sudden. Read Carlyle, for fuck's sake. These were entities who had mastered themselves and the universe, not warmongering drunkards and sadists. Do these clowns really think the Nordic people went around dunking on the guardians of the cosmos like it was fucking proto-Twitter or something? I hate Whedon so much.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >These were entities who had mastered themselves and the universe,
          Dude they literally rode on the backs of the giants to get where they are, build their godly city and forge their powerful weapons and artifacts, and then stabbed them after the ride was over.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are the equivalent of a future archaeologist trying to reconstruct the Norse mythos from Marvel movies. Stop posting. Warrior cultures weren't ebic snarkers like you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Warrior cultures
              Warrior cultures that considered themselves true Romans and wanted to RETVRN. Shut your yap you fucking pretentious neo-paganist.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                555 come on now poster has a shit take, the sun rose this morning

                This is a fancy way of telling the thread your headcanon for the gods and the fables written in ancient times about them have no correlation and I should disregard anything you have to say.

                if he's the equivalent of a future-archaeologist you're the future equivalent of a facebook wiccan

                You fell for the exoteric myths and tales precision engineered to appeal to the rubes (like you). I bet you believe the average life expectancy back then was 20, too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                where is your evidence to the contrary on any of these fables
                your sore asshole and saying the norse gods were all good guys actually 🙁 is sketch at best

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Source your supposed version of the mythology, then. Books, writings, old inscriptions. Go on, I'll wait.

                >You fell for the exoteric myths
                Then put up or shut the fuck up, where's the lie here? What is your source on the actual intent of Nordic religions?

                >this warrior culture obsessed with death and the brevity of life were a bunch of twitter snarksters dunking on the entities that governed their entire cultural cosmology for meme points
                lol. It is amazing how out of touch human beings can be with the world they live in

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no sources
                lol
                Nobody is saying they were exactly like how Ragnarok portrays them. Ragnarok's writing is shit. But they weren't perfect and there's plenty of writing in Norse myth of the gods doing dumb, petty and often evil shit, Thor included.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Source your supposed version of the mythology, then. Books, writings, old inscriptions. Go on, I'll wait.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You fell for the exoteric myths
                Then put up or shut the fuck up, where's the lie here? What is your source on the actual intent of Nordic religions?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if he's the equivalent of a future-archaeologist you're the future equivalent of a facebook wiccan

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"post it then"
    >several minutes pass
    >"lol lmao out of touch xD twitter babbies"
    fucking called it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have a completely cartoonish, pop culture saturated vision of reality, I'm not gonna go hunting in the Eddas for a refutation of something that should be self-evident to anyone who wasn't raised by Nintendo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that is a completely hilarious interpretation of the post you're responding to

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I DON'T HAVE TO
        Then fuck off, if you won't prove yourself.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah actually the norse and greeks hated their gods, they thought they were just evil slobs just like our politicians
    >and angels? yeah they were actually all eldritch cthulhu horrors, hehe yeah i'm pretty smart i know... feeling your expectations subverted yet??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, it's an embarrassing artifact of modern nerd culture.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit he's dumping wojaks now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We just had someone say they think the Pre-Socratics and Neoplatonists were "fucking morons", this thread has been a laugh riot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, it's an embarrassing artifact of modern nerd culture.

        >yeah actually the norse and greeks hated their gods, they thought they were just evil slobs just like our politicians
        >and angels? yeah they were actually all eldritch cthulhu horrors, hehe yeah i'm pretty smart i know... feeling your expectations subverted yet??

        I bet you think Thales thought actual water, H2O, was the first principle, too.

        [...]
        You fell for the exoteric myths because you're a pleb.

        Absolutely not squatting in the thread now that he's mad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How can of you be mad at Burch if you're operating within the same horizon he is? If your knowledge of this materials tops out at video essays and trickle-down memes? You all deserve each other.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anthony Burch is the Nomura of the West

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nojima writes all the games you're thinking of you stupid gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We don't blame Nojima for the jank in FF

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does Anthony Burch actually do (outside of the cuck shit)

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are people even talking about here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of contemporary greek philosophy was thrown out the window so somebody had a melty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're all fucking insane, Touhou anon. I recommend running while you still can.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Way cooler than that bitch Chris Hemsworth.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If we ever get to that egypt game, will the gods start talking in basketball american slang?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait for the redditors to tell me Ra was akshually a drunkard and Osiris was akshually a warmongerer this whole time and that the Egyptians were as irony poisoned as the rest of us

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, they'll all be black but they'll actually hire theater actors to portray them as powerful, respectable deities

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God of War Ragnarok isn't a fucking religious text, who the fuck cares if it doesn't accurately portray the platonic essence of every single God it depicts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I care because its shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because then retards start posting about how ancient cultures must have been as irony poisoned as contemporary American culture

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And? What a bizarre stick to have up your ass when 99% of what anyone says on the internet in general is horseshit anyway.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it's actually much of a stretch to think that. Which Fertile Crescent civilization was it again? One of our biggest insights on it was a shopping ledger from somebody who kept meticulous track of everybody he'd swindled. I want to say Sumeria but don't recall.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >aaaaaa ancient cultures were as nihilistic and sordid as the rest of us
          No.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am morbidly curious at how hard your dad hit you growing up that you got that quote from my post.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >aaaaaa ancient cultures were perfect and flawless
            No.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it made by same people who did last part? 2018 game was kinda dissapointing compared to it's origins but this is on another level of bad, unbearable experience...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, there's new writers fo Ragnarok including world-renowned writer Anthony Burch and it fucking shows

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only watched some clips but Odin just sucked. He's not portrayed as the All Father of Norse mythology but a suburban stepdad who drinks chai lattes and drives a minivan.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that Kratos was the cause of death of Odin's children and Odin himself, will he fuck the smelly hippie as the cherry on top?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That fucking gut and titty feel

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TAKE MUH WIFES NAME OUT CHO FUCKEN MOUTH!
    Amazing. 10/10 - IGN.

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