fricking this. cheeots are fricking awful with the staining and shit, so i have a recipe for it. 1 part mayo, 1 part cheetos, 1 part bacon bits. mix lightly. the mayo coats the cheeto protecting your fingers from the cheeto dust, as well as acting as acquisition method. mayo sticks to your fingers (less then cheeto dust) so you just dip your fingers into the bowl, have a bunch of mayo coated cheetos stick to your fingers, and you eat them by sucking on your fingers. dip, suck, shoot. keeps your hands clean, lets you focus on the screen, and with a bit of skill its faster then respawning in splatoon 2.
>with a fricking fork
wtf lmao. you pull out a fricking fork to eat fricking cheetos? you wear a suit and tie as well when you get a cheeseburger from mcdonalds? frickin lol
>mayogay "cuisine"
>i chose the shittiest mayo on earth, and so, all mayo is shitty
fricking make it yourself.
>wtf lmao. you pull out a fricking fork to eat fricking cheetos?
you're the one b***hing about cheeto fingers, i just suggested a solution over lathering that shit on mayo like that lard ass you are.
you think i mayo that shit when im NOT gaming? you fricking moronic? cheeto finger dust isnt an issue 99% of the time, its only an issue when your playing a game, and having your hands free, and clean, at any moments notice makes cheeto finger dust an issue.
like holy shit, learn to context. you think im mayo dipping so i dont miss a post on Ganker on my fricking phone? frick no, i work at a phone repair place. i cheeto dust their fricking phone and shitpost on their SIM, posting nsfw into blue boards.
There is no such thing as an "NB" person. There are people who call themselves non-binary, but they exist in the same way a person who calls themselves a literal biblical angel exist. They're just delusional.
Nintendo says no
Why did people assume she was anything but a she in the first place? Same with Juniper in XC3. Shiver seemed very feminine to me. Was it the fact that she was showing off a lot of skin and tranners thought she was more masculine?
>Why did people assume she was anything but a she in the first place?
Because the reveal presentation never used "her" or "she" at all, and the journalists started cooming over this
They all have an optional campaign mode and Splatoon 2 specifically has a DLC that introduces more of it. I think they're fun but pretty a short and not worth buying the game for if you don't intend to touch MP at all.
The one game company that's too big to fail at this point, so they can do whatever.
The only problem is they're slowly getting pozzed, and if they do well that's it, it's over.
I think Frye is CUTE and best girl.
I was never turned off by her 5head and I did not "warm up to her" later on like all those fake Frye fans.
I loved everything about her since the moment I first saw her.
Shiver's the girl I put a pin-up of over my bed
Frye's the girl I take to dinner and a movie, and invite over for weighted blanked cuddles and streaming weird cringe anime marathons
>Flank enemy at start with Splatana >Kill 3/4 of enemy team, 4th one turns and kills me finally
Haha I bet my team will move the rainmaker now >Enemy team has the rainmaker
Haha….
>Go in a 5-kill spree (thanks to idiot superjumping back into a firefight) >wipeout >pop rainmaker shield >Ultra stamp a path to the goal >no one grabbed the rainmaker and followed me. No one touches the thing until I swim back
At least you get to fricking play. For me it's: >start match strong, 3 kills not even 30 seconds in >oNe Or MoRe PlAyErS hAvE dIsCoNnEcTeD >stomp the enemy team with only 20 seconds left >CoNnEcTiOn ErRoR
Of course, I never see this shit when I'm up against a 4 stack.
Well, after the COMG numbers showed splat 3 was tracking significantly behind splat 2, we won't have the official numbers until thursday, but it's not looking good. Nowhere near a bomb by any means, but it's likely gonna be less than 500k, which isn't a good sign for the switch in japan when 2 sold 650k first week with 4% of the number of switches currently in circulation. Add on the massively expensive marketing campaign, and it's a definite underperformer.
Never played Splatoon before but the hype is making me considering getting Splatoon 3
I like the looks of the PvE Salmon Run or whatever. Can I live in there 24/7?
If they ever go down that route, the only human who should ever show up is the Professor, and he should be a kind and empathetic ally to you, and horrified by the actions of Tartar and Grizz
She knows you can't take your cum back and even now it's being used to make a child support case.
It's currently knocking her up and there's nothing you can do about it.
Splatana is good in salmon run, I was wrecking shit with it. I don’t understand the complaints.
Stringer can frick off though, give me a splat charger over that shit please.
It’s more or less a spam attack till special is up kind of a weapon. Ideally you should be spamming it behind covers, or try to harass enemies hiding behind one. On direct 1-on1s it’s not really ideal unless you can somehow land all the bubbles on the target. When fighting others try to aim at the ground in front of them instead of directly at them. And try to sway the aim left or right a bit when pressing ZR so that your bubbles fan out instead of just going in a single straight line.
I love delay lama so much it's unreal.
First he's in hole-punch boss theme in PM:TOK, now Splat 3. I am eagerly awaiting his next musical appearance bros
I've always wanted to find out whay that amazing robotic humam gutteral sound came from. I've heard it for an amazingly long time and just discovered it this year.
https://youtu.be/hQLISDNJ5nA
Find good vantage points and shoot from there.
Make shooters mad at them being unable to reach you.
Be very careful of chargers since your mobility's really low while firing.
You have more distance than you think (not mini splatling). High ground makes this even better. If you're using Heavy, the wave breaker maintains your killing field - set it up ahead of your desired control area, preferably behind something so it can't just be shot, so close range enemies have to push through it to get to you.
thanks for the tips, anons.
now I just have to pull myself away from salmon run and that card game to actually play
Find good vantage points and shoot from there.
Make shooters mad at them being unable to reach you.
Be very careful of chargers since your mobility's really low while firing.
You have more distance than you think (not mini splatling). High ground makes this even better. If you're using Heavy, the wave breaker maintains your killing field - set it up ahead of your desired control area, preferably behind something so it can't just be shot, so close range enemies have to push through it to get to you.
Bros this game is so fun.
On one side I'm destroying pvp with the roller thingy, and when I want to stop doing pvp I can just go do Salmon Run and fend off waves of fricking things with 3 other morons, so I can farm gold for clothes and locker shit.
All while trying to make my squidgirl hotter and hotter.
Is it the fact I haven't played Salmon Run in a really long time or it it a lot more difficult than it used to be. Feels like there's more enemies appearing at all times. Fought Cohozuna a few times, but can't beat him. Last time some stingers appeared on the shore and his fat as was in the way and we couldn't get them.
They upped the difficulty on the basic enemies and made them more aggressive. And of course the new bosses add more complex combat combinations. I guess it’s to balance out the fact that you can throw eggs now.
>Inoue: This may be something a bit unusual for a Nintendo game. It is also the year 2022 in the Inkling world. In many other games, for example, the characters do not age even if time passes in the real world, or time moves forward in the game regardless of the time in the real world. But in Splatoon 1, 2, and 3, the same amount of time has passed in the squid world as in the real world. Therefore, the characters grow, and cities and cultures develop over time. For example, this character is called Murch, and he has grown so much taller in the five years between Splatoon 2 and Splatoon 3.
There’s some other cool stuff they mention, recommend reading it
Agent/Cap'n 3 turned 21 this year.
Agent 4 is 19, assuming the "two years older" thing wasn't true and she's not really 21.
Agent 8...?
Callie and Marie are ~24 now.
Pearl is 26, Marina is 23.
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>Pearl is 26
That is so fricking weird to think about.
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i always assumed agent 8 was 18 to keep with the 8 theming, so she'd be the same age as marina if that holds up
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Aren't they having the Pokemon treatment? Forever the same age no matter how many years pass irl
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see
>Inoue: This may be something a bit unusual for a Nintendo game. It is also the year 2022 in the Inkling world. In many other games, for example, the characters do not age even if time passes in the real world, or time moves forward in the game regardless of the time in the real world. But in Splatoon 1, 2, and 3, the same amount of time has passed in the squid world as in the real world. Therefore, the characters grow, and cities and cultures develop over time. For example, this character is called Murch, and he has grown so much taller in the five years between Splatoon 2 and Splatoon 3.
There’s some other cool stuff they mention, recommend reading it
You realize 2022 in real life is an equally arbitrary year decided by the alleged death of jesus christ 2022 years before today right? It's been billions of years on our earth already we just needed a way to keep track of calendar years. So that being established, it makes complete sense that inklings would consider it to be 2022 in their world
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Jesus was born 2022 years ago. He died around AD 30 - 36. Also, his birth is a pretty good starting point for everyone to count upwards, since Christianity is the largest religion in the world, and Christmas is the most widely celebrated holiday in the world.
Is there a reason to buy items with primary abilities you dont like? Does Sheldon's weapons stock rotate or is level dependant? Is any gear level dependant?
They can be useful for chunk farming depending on the brand.
Sheldon's weapons do not rotate, what you can buy is level dependent. If you are at the right level it costs 1 Sheldon license, if not you can bribe him with 3 to get it early.
Gear is not directly level dependent, but shop keepers will refuse to sell you higher value gear until you've leveled. However, Annie's SplatNet shop, Murch's orders and amiibos are not restricted by this.
Oh and one other thing, while Sheldon's weapons don't rotate, eventually new weapons will be added. Many of which are variants on existing weapons changing out the sub and special.
Can I have 2 identical weapons with varying specials or will it be like gear and make me choose?
> Is there a reason to buy items with primary abilities you dont like?
Not really unless you really like how they look. That being said, sometimes you just buy a piece of clothing because it have 3-slots and belongs to a brand that have the ability you want.
>Does Sheldon's weapons stock rotate or is level dependant?
The stock will remain the same as you see. Keep in mind that you can bypass the level limit by just paying 3 silver licenses instead.
Weapons usually have 3 kits. For example, the Nzap had the 83, 85, and 87, all of which had identical stats just different abilities, and you could choose which one you liked more for the current rotation.
> Is there a reason to buy items with primary abilities you dont like?
Not really unless you really like how they look. That being said, sometimes you just buy a piece of clothing because it have 3-slots and belongs to a brand that have the ability you want.
>Does Sheldon's weapons stock rotate or is level dependant?
The stock will remain the same as you see. Keep in mind that you can bypass the level limit by just paying 3 silver licenses instead.
is there a way to tell if you'll fight him or not? i thought that meter in the hub told you when you when you fight him but i've gotten him to appear well before it was full
what weapon types are generally good to use for rainmaker? I cannot fricking remember at all wtf I used when I playd splat2 and I'm jobbing hard with dualies (which I normally use for clam just fine)
Is it even possible for Cohozuna to spawn on a non-high tide wave?
Every single time I have ever fought him it has been high tide. There's just not enough fricking room to deal with him when he takes up an entire third of the walkable space. Getting really old really fast.
Then this will make sense to you, use gyro control. I know they sound reyarded but the reflexes you have for your guroscope is a lot closer to mouse aiming you'll get. As
Use gyro. Up the sensitivity. Use sticks for large movements, gyro for aim adjustment. Practice using the training ranges and singleplayer stages.
says, use both horizontal gyro and right stick in conjunction and use verticle gyro purley for verticle aim.
Ink shoots like a complex projectile with fighting game-like hitboxes. Consider every weapon'a ink firing to be an arc, so aiming higher is often more forgivable than lower, depending on the weapon.
>First match of profreshional >Spawning Ground >3rd wave >High tide >Fog >Mfw
Also found out you can get high tide with king salmonid, who takes up 75% of the usable surface on Spawning Ground. Is winning that even possible?
Assuming you mean Salmon Run, that gauge is just an indicator of your process on the bonus card. If it's full that means you've got no more rewards to grind for, aside from the 1 piece of special gear you can keep duping.
Different load out demands different abilities. However if it just my favorites then I like Special Charge Up and Ink Saver (Sub) for stacking. Run Speed Up if I'm using a brush.
>also the music in 3 is a huge fricking downgrade from 1 & 2
Not really, it's just different. It wouldn't make sense for them to keep the same style of music in a sequel, especially one that is already iterative in design. Don't want it feeling like the same game.
Wish they gave you an option to give you just the instrumental versions of the music tracks. I cannot stand the gibberish vocals. Drives me insane.
>#1 overall splatter every game >#1 enemy splatter every game >keep losing
I'm literally hitting myself in the head screaming and crying
why can't I fricking win when I'm trying my hardest
Shitty teammates or enemy team have hackers. No fricking joke, I have encountered hackers since launch day.
>music in 3 is a huge fricking downgrade from 1 & 2
Hard disagree, I love the new battle tracks. It just needs more of them since there’s only like 9 tracks
3 has barely more than half the stages of Splatoon 2
It has like 3x the stages Splatoon 2 had at launch, moron.
Also, I'll take less weapons with all the rebalancing they've done so far. The lack of MPU alone makes Splatoon 3 the best in the series so far.
I know Splatoon games get more content post-launch, I bought the first game at launch when it had 5 maps. I just can't tell if the changes here are significant enough to justify the drop in content.
I haven't considered the rebalancing though.
>Like playing inkbrush >Don't have a full movespeed set
I hate it. Also unless I'm missing something the chunk cost to respec gear is fricking ridiculous. 45 chunks just for one main slot on one piece of gear what the frick.
It's pretty dildos but understandable considering you didn't even have the option to replace Main Abilities before. Plus it's a main ability, which is essentially 3 sub abilities. The extra 15 cost is there just because frick you.
Sploosh is my go-to right now cause I can be a real dick with the stamper in the right opportunities. Plus curling bombs are just the superior throwable, bit of brainless strategy to banking them. I’m too used to basic shooters since I feel I cover the most ground with them.
How the frick does anyone use rangelet weapons? I feel like a god with the Jet Squelcher, popping off squidlets from outside the range of their filthy splattershots.
>they gave the jet squelcher the worst sub and special weapon in the game
This stupid fricking laser pointer is so worthless. Yeah it really helps me to do a baby fart’s worth of damage and track one person at the cost of all my fricking ink. Good thing my special weapon works at less than half of my main weapon’s range and relies on the guys I’m using it on deciding that maybe they want to kill their own team for a change. Literally anything else would be better than this
>eah it really helps me to do a baby fart’s worth of damage and track one person at the cost of all my fricking ink
Anon.... Don't fire it directly at enemies. The trail it leaves applies the mark effect.
Honestly didn’t know that. Still don’t think it does me any good in most cases given how little time it exists and how people naturally avoid anything not in their color.
>how people naturally avoid anything not in their color.
That's the trick, anon. You use it to restrict movement. People instinctively avoid shit that's the other team's color; either they frick up they path by having to switch their plan on the fly or they walk through the line and get marked. It's the same reason the Wave Breaker is so good.
>1st wave >high tide >so many steel eels their armor guards each other
I'd like to win a game of salmon run and kill the king please game stop giving me impossible rounds
>learn the maps' layout in recon mode >learn which paths let you spiderman without being seen too much >use said paths during chokeholds to harass the enemy from behind or straight up take out their sharpshooter >try to live as long as you can before the ability ends
>Get team of all Octos for Salmon Run. >Easily victory and 20+ eggs a round >Get team with one single Squid (or Squiggers as I call them) >Squid barely contributes, runs away from the team, and then just sits there if they die >Fail to meet quota and Squigger has 0 egg touches
Get off my board Squiggers
How do you actually use the Ink Vacuum?
Feels like unless your opponent has never fought it before, they just stop shooting the moment you pull it out and you're just shit out of luck at that point.
can someone explain why the smallfry keeps fricking glowing everytime i throw him during a stage i've shot every fricking orfice of the floor what the frick does he want me to do
I do well with it, try to play at mid range and sneakily flank people with ninja squid. Remember that the charge shots to 70 damage too so pressuring with them and burst bombs is very effective
>play salmon run >nobody understands that each weapon excels at different things >everyone plays like they’re using a splattershot when the whole point of the weapons switching is to force everyone into different roles >splatling user never does area control, etc. >die during a glowflies round >nobody revives you
The fire rate of the buckets with absolutely none of the coverage!
>Sloosher just runs around during glowflies instead of slooshing the entire group of salmonids in one sloosh >Umbrella just jerks off and launches rhe brella away from the teammate that needs help
Agony
that's right, because they're boring and have stayed boring compared to off the hook and even deep cut
might've changed if the devs did real shit with them but they won't
8 heard 3 suffered yet another concussion and cried at 4 until she agreed to drive her all the way out to Splatsville just to check on their new Cap'n.
I didn't play the other 2 games but this image got me wondering. I made an Octoling and the old man started freaking out about Octolings attacking, which confused me because I thought the Squids and Octos are cool now. Then I saw those tentacle looking guys and my confusion is even worse. Are Octolings their own species or the same as the Octos you play as?
The "Octarians" are both the species' name and the name of DJ Octavio's faction, which has long been in constant conflict with the Squidbeak Splatoon. He uses music to enthrall the Octarians to his cause. Callie and Marie's concert during the final boss of Splat 1 broke that mental conditioning and freed a great many Octarians, including the Octolings Agent 8 and Marina.
As of now the Octarians and the Inklings have buried the hatchet, so enemy Octarians not under DJ Octavio's faction are brainwashed in some way. In the Octo Expansion, they were "sanitized". In Alterna, they're transformed into hybrids because of the fuzzy ooze.
The Octolings are from the same 'family' as the other Octarians. The campaign is just geared for an Inkling protagonist and imho Alterna wasn't as well thought out as Octo Expansion was, so half of it doesn't make any goddamn sense.
The enemies are (technically) still Octarians but...well, the game never really addresses what exactly happened to them.
I see, I see. Maybe I should catch up on some lore vids of the first 2 games before I continue the story. Thanks, bros.
>no reproductive capability
I can believe that for the basic/giant troopers, but there's no way Octolings are sterile/smooth/whatever else that could mean.
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>sterile/smooth/whatever else >when every single octoling girl in existence has child-bearing hips
I think not.
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>sterile/smooth/whatever else >when every single octoling girl in existence has child-bearing hips
I think not.
Remember that according to the Alternan Logs, sealife in Alterna inherited the memories and emotions of mankind, triggering their rapid evolution to a state comparable to mankind. They look that way because we look that way.
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Marina and DJ PAUL from SashiMori seem to prove that Octolings reproduce like Inklings rather than being the result of cut off tentacles like other Octarians. Additionally, the Japanese lore site for 3 further states that there are two types of Octarians: the ones made from tentacles cut off from a host, and the ones that can become humanoid. Octolings reproduce, even Amazons, that artbook page just muddled things up by having an Octoling underneath that text blurb.
The Octolings are from the same 'family' as the other Octarians. The campaign is just geared for an Inkling protagonist and imho Alterna wasn't as well thought out as Octo Expansion was, so half of it doesn't make any goddamn sense.
The enemies are (technically) still Octarians but...well, the game never really addresses what exactly happened to them.
Dualies let you dodge while firing if you hit B and if you are swimming a certain direction and quickly jump (while in swim mode) a different direction you will do a dodge that way too that also deflects a bit of ink while it's happening. You'll know you did the swim dodge if there is a brief flash of light on your character
>before beating the campaign Frye gives you a little fist pump when you look at them through the window >after beating it she gives you a giant two handed wave
>Mfw the king survives on the tiniest splinter of hp >Again
I'm starting to think he gets damage reduction on low health or something because it keeps happening.
Probably less people are focusing him since more and more shit is spawning. If too many bosses focus me I go all in and just start aggroing all that I can on me so my team can kill them or it in peace but they never do, pic related
>Mfw the king survives on the tiniest splinter of hp >Again
I'm starting to think he gets damage reduction on low health or something because it keeps happening.
>king shows up >slosher and brella run around like it's fricking turf war >aerospray is trying to collect the golden eggs into the basket >trying to just fricking stay alive and chip away at cohozuna long enough for the morons to realize how the mode works >die because i get swarmed by 40 cohocks at all angles at the end of a burst >rest of the team dies too
I hate this fricking mode
Does anyone know how to effectively use Killer Wail yet? It sounds good on paper but the damage and tracking speed is so shit that it’s not even worth it.
Do male squids have that dumb shoulder wiggle and ass shake that the females have? I don't want to play a foid character but I won't have a choice if the game makes my boy squid a homosexual. I'm straight.
I can’t tell if the removal of the losing side animation is bad or not. On one hand you don’t get to feel twice as bad for how much your team sucked. On the other hand now you get to see the winning team dab on you when you lose.
Yes, Shiver is an Octoling and Frye is an Inkling.
Aside from the eyes lacking a connecting mask, other tells are that her ears are round, and her suction cups are on the outside, colored part of her hair tentacles rather than the inside whites of her hair tentacles.
but the borders of her eyes are not the same as other octolings, for example Frye is clearly not a normal inkling but a vampire inkling, while shiver has certain characteristics not foundnin other octolings like the borders of her eyes not being highlighted by thick black lines or the fact her ears have the same color blurr as her fingers
Anon the game lets you choose skin color it's not unreasonable to think there are different races of squid/octos with some minor differences. The fact she had suction cups on the outside of her head should tell you she's an Octo. It would be like me saying Pearl can't be a squid because she's tiny.
Yes, Shiver is an Octoling and Frye is an Inkling.
Aside from the eyes lacking a connecting mask, other tells are that her ears are round, and her suction cups are on the outside, colored part of her hair tentacles rather than the inside whites of her hair tentacles.
A lot of those seem to have a speed or timing altering skill involved thay may really frick up a skilled player's perception of saftey to doge or something
>A postgame level? Interesting. But I've already beaten Girl Power, Target Town, and Inner Agent 3 - how bad could this possibly be? >
The checkpoints make it quite doable, since the first platforming section and the rail grind sections just require practice, the soaker block section is genuinely free, and the Octoling horde just requires you to stay calm. Inner Agent 3 was harder overall.
>DLC Campaign >Agent 8 is with Pearl & Marina, as they became friends. >They mention how they ditched Cuttlefish because they hate don’t like him or something.
>High Tide >"Oh Christ, not again, can I get ONE shift without-" >It's Mudmouths >MFW
Why are most events wildly easier than a normal wave in this game? Hell, even Grillers aren't so bad as long as your crew isn't braindead.
Anyone notice literally all the gay and troony messages that were there yesterday were removed? I'm not even exaggerating, it went from like half the messages to zero for me. Seems like Nintendo got off their fat lazy asses and started banning them. I hope you are all doing your part and reporting this bullshit every time you see it.
>Nah, I'm still seeing "I like men" posts along with the furry posts.
I still see the I like men posts but those are very ambiguous, mostly because I see them coming from female characters (even though we all know it's a man posting it). But all the stuff like "gay pride" or "big man supports trans rights" was deleted, and that was like half my posts yesterday so it obviously isn't a coincidence. The furry stuff is still there but I think Nintendo may not entirely realize what that is because it looks fairly innocuous most of the time.
>fricking broke
wat do, there's a shit ton of stuff i wanna buy and didn't get any x2 cash food tickets on the daily gacha roll
no capsules from salmon run either, just hats for now
do i just do regular turf wars or anarchy battles?
It would be really cool if the hub world changed to reflect the salmon invading, would almost be like a salmon Tun themed Splatfest. Pretty sure we’re getting more King Salmonids too.
>Pretty sure we’re getting more King Salmonids too
yeah i think the direct hinted more than just the big fat one
i thought it would be in the base game but they're probably going to add new ones in updates
>What do we know about the future of Splatoon 3?
b***h the game just came out
we haven't even gotten the first splat fest yet, i bet you're not even out of B rank in any mode yet.
>What do we know about the future of Splatoon 3? Are there any signs of us getting a fifth ranked mode?
There's most likely a direct next week (heavy leaks and it being right before TGS with Nintendo always doing a direct before TGS). I would expect we hear something about Splatoon 3's future plans there.
They already announced a new expansion featuring Marina and Pearl is in development during the Splatoon 3 DIrect, anon. It's only a matter of time. I do hope they give us a couple more Ranked modes and some new Salmon Run bosses / events too
Just in case you didn't know the game lets you change your splatfest region as much as you want. So if you want to check out other regions art you can.
>#1 overall splatter every game >#1 enemy splatter every game >keep losing
I'm literally hitting myself in the head screaming and crying
why can't I fricking win when I'm trying my hardest
turf wars or ranked?
the game is about completing the objective not getting the most kills. if you don't focus on the objective you'll never win. whether that be inking the most turf or whatever ranked mode is on.
What are you playing? If it's turf war there is zero skill to turf war it is complete luck whether you win or not. That's because there's no ability to snowball or gain a real lead there so only the last 30 seconds actually matters. If you are playing turf war my advice would be to never play turf war except during a splatfest because it's a terrible game mode made for children who are too dumb to fight over an objective.
>I'm not playing fricking turf war you stupid Black person
Then you killing the most people doesn't tell us anything. Ranked matches are not about kills.
>#1 most splatted turf >#1 super jump location >#1 overall splatter >win every game
It's pure objective focussed gameplay. Deny enemy mobility, defend the objective, play around actually winning and not being top of the leader board.
>why can't I fricking win when I'm trying my hardest
It's a team game, man. You can play perfectly and still lose through no fault of your own. That's just how it works.
Play the objective. If you're getting gold medals every game then even if you lose all your series matches you'll gain a decent amount of points. And calm down you fricking sperg.
Story of my life with this. Autism is getting to me keeping me from trying any new weapon because I can see my Win/Loss ratio and don't want to forever ruin my record.
You just get on a perch out-ink the enemy until they get frustrated and make a mistake. The special is there to support your team and make it harder for the enemy to push. Its a decent weapon, if there are no chargers or hydra splatlings on the other team. I think the splattershot pro is a better pick for the role it's trying to fill, but it still feels like a step up from Splatoon 2.
you spend half the game swimming which replenishes ink and makes ink savers kind of a waste. you're better off with ink refill or anything else really. it's only justifiable if you use a weapon that consumes way too much ink like the Dynamo. otherwise just go for swim speed up.
Uh, isn't this a good reason NOT to use ink refill? You end up swimming in ink so much it gets refilled no matter what very fast, ink saver at least lets you throw a subweapon AND ink a bunch of territory or fight a long battle against an enemy without needing to refill so soon.
How important are the roll i-frames when jumping out of ink? Should I practice doing them right when someone is shooting at me so I start doing it reflexively?
She gave all 10 in the pink. Both hands, wrist deep. It's a comical scenario to be in.
She ate the last bag of cheetos
fricking this. cheeots are fricking awful with the staining and shit, so i have a recipe for it. 1 part mayo, 1 part cheetos, 1 part bacon bits. mix lightly. the mayo coats the cheeto protecting your fingers from the cheeto dust, as well as acting as acquisition method. mayo sticks to your fingers (less then cheeto dust) so you just dip your fingers into the bowl, have a bunch of mayo coated cheetos stick to your fingers, and you eat them by sucking on your fingers. dip, suck, shoot. keeps your hands clean, lets you focus on the screen, and with a bit of skill its faster then respawning in splatoon 2.
disgusting
just eat them with a fork homosexual if cheeto dust is too much for your pansy ass
>with a fricking fork
wtf lmao. you pull out a fricking fork to eat fricking cheetos? you wear a suit and tie as well when you get a cheeseburger from mcdonalds? frickin lol
>i chose the shittiest mayo on earth, and so, all mayo is shitty
fricking make it yourself.
>wtf lmao. you pull out a fricking fork to eat fricking cheetos?
you're the one b***hing about cheeto fingers, i just suggested a solution over lathering that shit on mayo like that lard ass you are.
you think i mayo that shit when im NOT gaming? you fricking moronic? cheeto finger dust isnt an issue 99% of the time, its only an issue when your playing a game, and having your hands free, and clean, at any moments notice makes cheeto finger dust an issue.
like holy shit, learn to context. you think im mayo dipping so i dont miss a post on Ganker on my fricking phone? frick no, i work at a phone repair place. i cheeto dust their fricking phone and shitpost on their SIM, posting nsfw into blue boards.
>mayogay "cuisine"
They are non-binary and use they/them/theirs pronouns.
>Why are they so smug?
That was the correct way to ask your question OP.
Nintendo says no
Thank you, Mr. Nintendo, for doing the right thing.
Only because they did it with Xenoblade, so they met their quota.
What is this obsession of NB people wanting every character to be like them? Frick off
There is no such thing as an "NB" person. There are people who call themselves non-binary, but they exist in the same way a person who calls themselves a literal biblical angel exist. They're just delusional.
Why did people assume she was anything but a she in the first place? Same with Juniper in XC3. Shiver seemed very feminine to me. Was it the fact that she was showing off a lot of skin and tranners thought she was more masculine?
>Why did people assume she was anything but a she in the first place?
Because the reveal presentation never used "her" or "she" at all, and the journalists started cooming over this
They didn't for Frye either if I recall but she has big breasts so they couldn't latch onto her. Fricking homosexuals.
Maybe it's just because it was right after the scare with that femboy pokemon character
>Why did people assume she was anything but a she in the first place?
The saying "give them an inch and they'll take a mile" exist for a reason.
I don't think Shiver's clit is an inch long
You mean Nintendo of America, right?
No dipshit, NoA would probably say yes.
Nintendo said no.
It was a NoA employee that said it. Japan hasn't said shit.
Shiver was litetally called a girl in her boss fight.
Bad bait
>call it bad bait
>all rush in to reply to it anyway
This board is so fricking stupid.
poor attempt at baiting
Horrible bait, Michael.
i fricking hate you gays
Hatred so strong you reply to obvious bait from 4 hours ago
Shiver needs more quality lewds.
just look at the posts in game
Then get drawing, homosexual.
it has been 2 days and she already has some
Is there single player content for the splatoon games? I wanna try them out before I buy them.
Yes but they're not that substantial outside of 2's DLC.
They all have an optional campaign mode and Splatoon 2 specifically has a DLC that introduces more of it. I think they're fun but pretty a short and not worth buying the game for if you don't intend to touch MP at all.
She knows she'll win every splatfest from launch to death of this game.
that’s a funny way of saying big man will win every splatfest from launch to the death of this game
demo did not count
>Literally every single pro-Bigman post I've seen in game is made by a homo, a furry, or a furry homo
LMAO
Literally every single anything post is made by a homo, a furry, or a furry homosexual in this game. Shiva coomers literally braindead
You don't have to be a furry to want to frick Shiver.
Post ONE picture of a post from this game that isn't furry, furry homosexual or homosexual (OR trans)
Amogus?
Is there something weird about the postings in this one? I'm seeing all the ones everyone is talking about.
I think it's the same system from splat 2 where only the popular posts (on twitter's end) shows up in plazas
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
how does nintendo get away with this shit? isnt this system/game for children??
The one game company that's too big to fail at this point, so they can do whatever.
The only problem is they're slowly getting pozzed, and if they do well that's it, it's over.
Toeing the line is an art form.
>Find e-celeb’s squidkid
>Take picture of squid ass and tweet it to them
This would cause meltdowns I bet
The hostess of splatoon 3 looks like shit. One looks like a femboi and the other looks like an aborted fetus.
I dunno what were they thinking.
>ywn have Shiver grope you with her cheeto-hands
Frick this gay, inkless earth.
How do I unlock more card sleeves. Card emots and card packs after done wtih single player
Please I need card sleeves
>she
>my first splatoon game
>get my ass blasted apart non stop in the last 6 matches
oh no no no.... cant believe im getting destroyed in a kids game..
dualies NOW
Dualies never lose.
>Get good at dodge jumping
>BTFO dualies with regular splattershots now
I think Frye is CUTE and best girl.
I was never turned off by her 5head and I did not "warm up to her" later on like all those fake Frye fans.
I loved everything about her since the moment I first saw her.
FRYE LOVE!!!
Shiver's the girl I put a pin-up of over my bed
Frye's the girl I take to dinner and a movie, and invite over for weighted blanked cuddles and streaming weird cringe anime marathons
why doesn't shiver make eye contact with big man at all
For some reason she keeps verbally abusing Big Man. At least from their splatcasts so far.
worst girl in the entire franchise
Just some chill bantz bro.
She does literally 7 seconds in
Big man’s for HARD FRICKING
She's got big breasts like Marina. I'd have a 3 way with the both of them.
It's weird how she's really dopey-looking in still images, but the second she starts moving she...still looks dopey, but in a more endearing way.
i just dont like her hair... barely looks like a tentacle
Shiver sexo.
Yes.
Shiver is a massive dork.
no
>Package says flaming hot cheetos
>Shiver is actually eating flaming hot cheeto puffs
Ehm...?
u mean dorkmire
you mean, has a massive dork.
tn: dork means whale penis
>Flank enemy at start with Splatana
>Kill 3/4 of enemy team, 4th one turns and kills me finally
Haha I bet my team will move the rainmaker now
>Enemy team has the rainmaker
Haha….
>Go in a 5-kill spree (thanks to idiot superjumping back into a firefight)
>wipeout
>pop rainmaker shield
>Ultra stamp a path to the goal
>no one grabbed the rainmaker and followed me. No one touches the thing until I swim back
There is only so much I can do, please you guys.
try not dying noob
I will try that next time thank you
Got the full comic?
a classic, thanks
At least you get to fricking play. For me it's:
>start match strong, 3 kills not even 30 seconds in
>oNe Or MoRe PlAyErS hAvE dIsCoNnEcTeD
>stomp the enemy team with only 20 seconds left
>CoNnEcTiOn ErRoR
Of course, I never see this shit when I'm up against a 4 stack.
This is why I avoid rainmaker, at least the tower has a set path and splat zones have a very simple objective
benefits of best girl status
Absurd amounts of gap moe it's almost unfair.
Well, after the COMG numbers showed splat 3 was tracking significantly behind splat 2, we won't have the official numbers until thursday, but it's not looking good. Nowhere near a bomb by any means, but it's likely gonna be less than 500k, which isn't a good sign for the switch in japan when 2 sold 650k first week with 4% of the number of switches currently in circulation. Add on the massively expensive marketing campaign, and it's a definite underperformer.
bros I've been desperately looking for the OST of almost all the tracks in Hero Mode where the FRICK are they?
anyone got that clip where Fyre sounds like she's shouting "what the frick?!"
>cool
>sexy
>cute
>dork
I love her so much bros
Never played Splatoon before but the hype is making me considering getting Splatoon 3
I like the looks of the PvE Salmon Run or whatever. Can I live in there 24/7?
Yes
What’s more, you can now get new slops to let everyone know you are king there
Splatoon? More like splat troons lmao
Carlos!
>salman
Deep cut amiibos when? I want Big Man’s mask
Around the time of the DLC.
I’m starting a movement.
NUKE THE SEA CREATURES
LONG LIVE MAMMALS
HAIL GRIZZCO
HAIL GRIZZ
BANISH THE VILE CREATURES BACK INTO THE SEA
THE FURRED REICH BEGINS NOW
Would the story be better or worse if humans made an appearance?
Worse. Don't ever let humans actually show up in this franchise, it's bad enough they keep bringing in antagonists from their time.
Worse, they should stay dead.
It would either be really good, or really bad. No inbetween. Would be interesting to see how they would incorporate an actual human character though
Only good if they wind up manning the snack shack or something and have not plot relevance
If they ever go down that route, the only human who should ever show up is the Professor, and he should be a kind and empathetic ally to you, and horrified by the actions of Tartar and Grizz
which brella should I use, I keep getting put into 1v2s when I'm trying to mind my own business
Not undercover, avoid that one
Also when using Brella try and stick close to your teammates since usually it’s hard to win a 1v2 with ut
Hamerhead Bridge feels like it's in the sky now instead of over water, I don't like it
You mean to tell me that at the end of every salmon run when you hop back on the helicopter, they don't get hit by the blades?
Squids are precise enough to leap into the open doors without hitting the top. Squids are a vastly physically superior species
Because you just spent $60 on a game you already bought twice
I never played splatoon 1 or 2
She knows you can't take your cum back and even now it's being used to make a child support case.
It's currently knocking her up and there's nothing you can do about it.
Finally beat story mode
How's my fresh fit
Certified fresh but I run my lowdown with those smug zoomy eyes visible looking away from the camera.
>manbun
You're a fricking homosexual dude lmao.
It's actually a ponytail
Are you aware that Frye is a e-girlbaba?
>uses Washi as pronoun
>add "nanoja" at the end of her sentence
Literally e-girlbaba trait
Shut the frick up weeb
>nanoja
I prefer nanoda
what does shiver use? it better be da ze
She's not a magician
Shiver has a really heavy kansai accent.
>only talking about Shiver, Stir-Fry or Big Sushi
Harmony for me then.
I’m so glad that she’s the first band character they added to the games, she is the best one
How the frick are kids supposed to beat this story mode some of these missions took me 50 plus tries
I beat Castlevania and Ecco as a kid they can do this shit
We were built different. I beat MM1 - 9 as a kid, but my little brother (born 2002) couldn't beat even MM5.
i beat Mario Sunshine as a kid, it's no biggie.
what levels are you even getting stuck on, this shit is cake
the new salmon run is so hard...
Love how everyone's getting their shit pushed in but no one's asking for the splatana or bow back in rotation.
Splatana is good in salmon run, I was wrecking shit with it. I don’t understand the complaints.
Stringer can frick off though, give me a splat charger over that shit please.
Thoughts on the bubble bucket? I'm using it and it seems to be okay but the hitbox on the fricking bubbles seems kinda nonexistent?
It’s more or less a spam attack till special is up kind of a weapon. Ideally you should be spamming it behind covers, or try to harass enemies hiding behind one. On direct 1-on1s it’s not really ideal unless you can somehow land all the bubbles on the target. When fighting others try to aim at the ground in front of them instead of directly at them. And try to sway the aim left or right a bit when pressing ZR so that your bubbles fan out instead of just going in a single straight line.
>he doesn't have the bear ears
So is ranked still a shark tank or have things evened out a little?
I would just wait until next weekend
Well the hyper autists have sorted themselves to A or S at least
>3rd wave of octolings in After Alterna
Jesus Christ
>when the delay lama hit
>They actually used delay lama
>It fits really well
Kek
I love delay lama so much it's unreal.
First he's in hole-punch boss theme in PM:TOK, now Splat 3. I am eagerly awaiting his next musical appearance bros
I've always wanted to find out whay that amazing robotic humam gutteral sound came from. I've heard it for an amazingly long time and just discovered it this year.
https://youtu.be/hQLISDNJ5nA
Never heard that track before. The delay lama part is crazy good
My favorite
Fricking Necrodancer shopkeeper showin up
How bad am I gimping myself by playing on a Switch Lite?
do you ever feel bad for the kids you bully in this game
No, they need to learn the art of git gud
tell me splatling tips, I'm a complete noob
find the highest point and shoot from there
thanks for the tips, anons.
now I just have to pull myself away from salmon run and that card game to actually play
Find good vantage points and shoot from there.
Make shooters mad at them being unable to reach you.
Be very careful of chargers since your mobility's really low while firing.
You have more distance than you think (not mini splatling). High ground makes this even better. If you're using Heavy, the wave breaker maintains your killing field - set it up ahead of your desired control area, preferably behind something so it can't just be shot, so close range enemies have to push through it to get to you.
You don't have to full charge. It's usually better not to if you're unsure of where the enemy is.
thanks
Get a lot of run speed, it helps a lot. Unless you’re using nautilus, in which case you’ll want more swim speed.
REEF-LUX my beloved
>Got squidbagged for the first time in 3
>Completely demolished their team 65-30
lol, lmao even.
I’m in love with the Splatana Stamper, frick the Wiper though that shit sucks.
>you lip-synch we drip ink
wtf did they mean by this?
Bros this game is so fun.
On one side I'm destroying pvp with the roller thingy, and when I want to stop doing pvp I can just go do Salmon Run and fend off waves of fricking things with 3 other morons, so I can farm gold for clothes and locker shit.
All while trying to make my squidgirl hotter and hotter.
How do I change the music after collecting them in the hub world?
It just updates the hub music as you collect them
FUUUUCK sweet mother of GOD MUH DICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Unhand the teenager you pedophilic lesbians
>in reality
Posts like these are why Nintendo made After Alterna.
>went from this to the secret final boss in just five years
Zons are so dedicated to their work.
Who can blame the Octos?
>why is she so smug?
Because she's about to watch you squirm as she assaults your prostrate
Octoling Female × Inkling Boy /ss/
Is it the fact I haven't played Salmon Run in a really long time or it it a lot more difficult than it used to be. Feels like there's more enemies appearing at all times. Fought Cohozuna a few times, but can't beat him. Last time some stingers appeared on the shore and his fat as was in the way and we couldn't get them.
They upped the difficulty on the basic enemies and made them more aggressive. And of course the new bosses add more complex combat combinations. I guess it’s to balance out the fact that you can throw eggs now.
That makes sense. Guess you have to be more careful than before and use the egg throwing wisely.
>Inklings are becoming less chibi
Can I get a comparison that isn't this crusty? Without the poor upscaling and compression artifacts.
It's on purpose, they've said they made the inklings older to match how the intended playerbase has also gotten older
Source?
>Inoue: This may be something a bit unusual for a Nintendo game. It is also the year 2022 in the Inkling world. In many other games, for example, the characters do not age even if time passes in the real world, or time moves forward in the game regardless of the time in the real world. But in Splatoon 1, 2, and 3, the same amount of time has passed in the squid world as in the real world. Therefore, the characters grow, and cities and cultures develop over time. For example, this character is called Murch, and he has grown so much taller in the five years between Splatoon 2 and Splatoon 3.
There’s some other cool stuff they mention, recommend reading it
https://www.nintendo.com/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-7-splatoon-3-part-1/
>tfw the Splatoon 1 protagonist is in her early 20s now
Agent/Cap'n 3 turned 21 this year.
Agent 4 is 19, assuming the "two years older" thing wasn't true and she's not really 21.
Agent 8...?
Callie and Marie are ~24 now.
Pearl is 26, Marina is 23.
>Pearl is 26
That is so fricking weird to think about.
i always assumed agent 8 was 18 to keep with the 8 theming, so she'd be the same age as marina if that holds up
Aren't they having the Pokemon treatment? Forever the same age no matter how many years pass irl
see
>It is also the year 2022 in the Inkling world
It's like 50,000 years in the future, I think this dev doesn't know what he's talking about.
2022 A.I. (after inklings)
You realize 2022 in real life is an equally arbitrary year decided by the alleged death of jesus christ 2022 years before today right? It's been billions of years on our earth already we just needed a way to keep track of calendar years. So that being established, it makes complete sense that inklings would consider it to be 2022 in their world
Jesus was born 2022 years ago. He died around AD 30 - 36. Also, his birth is a pretty good starting point for everyone to count upwards, since Christianity is the largest religion in the world, and Christmas is the most widely celebrated holiday in the world.
I'm not even Christian and I know this.
I think this is a dumb decision they're going to regret, especially if we get another large gap between Splatoon 3 and Splatoon 4.
>splatoon 6
>they're all hardened adult soldiers
The intended fanbase wants them even younger (ToT)
They're still pretty cute and funny honestly
>soon won't have to be coy about my sexual attraction to inklings in front of my normalgay friends
Call me cringe but I'm pleased with this.
My first time ever playing Splatoon, the way they dangle their fingers down to simulate tentacles is pretty creepy.
Inklings and Octolings may act human, but they're still cephalopods deep down. They even look more alien when they're younger.
Is there a reason to buy items with primary abilities you dont like? Does Sheldon's weapons stock rotate or is level dependant? Is any gear level dependant?
They can be useful for chunk farming depending on the brand.
Sheldon's weapons do not rotate, what you can buy is level dependent. If you are at the right level it costs 1 Sheldon license, if not you can bribe him with 3 to get it early.
Gear is not directly level dependent, but shop keepers will refuse to sell you higher value gear until you've leveled. However, Annie's SplatNet shop, Murch's orders and amiibos are not restricted by this.
Oh and one other thing, while Sheldon's weapons don't rotate, eventually new weapons will be added. Many of which are variants on existing weapons changing out the sub and special.
Can I have 2 identical weapons with varying specials or will it be like gear and make me choose?
Is there a chart for brand affinities to skills?
Weapons usually have 3 kits. For example, the Nzap had the 83, 85, and 87, all of which had identical stats just different abilities, and you could choose which one you liked more for the current rotation.
https://game8.co/games/Splatoon-3/archives/387672
The wiki still haven’t updated their chart yet so this will do for now.
> Is there a reason to buy items with primary abilities you dont like?
Not really unless you really like how they look. That being said, sometimes you just buy a piece of clothing because it have 3-slots and belongs to a brand that have the ability you want.
>Does Sheldon's weapons stock rotate or is level dependant?
The stock will remain the same as you see. Keep in mind that you can bypass the level limit by just paying 3 silver licenses instead.
>Is any gear level dependent?
No.
Have you seen her? I'd be smug too.
I bet the DLC expansion for this game is gonna be amazing
>basically have spent the last 72 hours doing nothing but splatoon
>haven't even touched most of the modes yet
shit man, this feels like the first game Nintendo has released in ages that feels actually complete.
I don't know how to super jump to teammates
Open map, click on their icon.
How do I do it on pro controller
Press X and either aim or move your L-Stick to their squid or octo icon.
D-pad is faster but ya gotta look at whose on each D-pad.
I don't mean to get political but what do we do about all these octos? Not racist, don't like em'
Frick 'em.
Sounds like a plan.
You go back to /ink/ for this roleplay garbage.
its not roleplay im unironically racist
Remove them.
HE DOES IT
HE DOES IT
HE DOES IT
what brands give run speed?
Rockenberg.
thanks
>Cohozuna on high tide spawning grounds
>Immediately parks his fat ass on all eggs.
>He has a sliver of health left
>Sits on eggs till time runs out
Pain
is there a way to tell if you'll fight him or not? i thought that meter in the hub told you when you when you fight him but i've gotten him to appear well before it was full
if past threads are true, a full meter is a 25% chance. maybe someone else in your party triggered him
what weapon types are generally good to use for rainmaker? I cannot fricking remember at all wtf I used when I playd splat2 and I'm jobbing hard with dualies (which I normally use for clam just fine)
>Lose by .3%
I swear I'm gonna take some high ground and spam sniper rifles all game. Tired of this $hit!
>Chargers in Turf War
b***h you're about to lose even harder
I dont wanna resort to using umbrellas! Double teams suck and rollers are too busy at base repainting every pixel.
What should I use to shake off the Aero MG crutch? Aeroshot Pro has better range for zone matches but idk I get fricked by octobrushes
Why does my triple ink strike not always leave a swirl of ink?
Is it even possible for Cohozuna to spawn on a non-high tide wave?
Every single time I have ever fought him it has been high tide. There's just not enough fricking room to deal with him when he takes up an entire third of the walkable space. Getting really old really fast.
He can spawn on any wave, I've had him on all three
Damn it we were so close to killing the king, I've only managed it once before.
Does anyone else think that Cohozuna is kinda hot?_______
please go back to /trash/
Kinda. Arms are a little too stubby. Cohocks and Cohock-hair smallfry, on the other hand
There are hotter Salmonid like Steelhead and Steel Eel pilot
How the frick do I actually aim and hit things in this game?
Use gyro. Up the sensitivity. Use sticks for large movements, gyro for aim adjustment. Practice using the training ranges and singleplayer stages.
For starters stop fricking jumping when shooting. I don’t know why a lot of new players are doing this.
used to games where jumping is actually fun instead of atrocious
Do you play traditional shooters?
I play shooters exclusively on PC. I haven't used a non-keyboard and mouse setup in years.
Then this will make sense to you, use gyro control. I know they sound reyarded but the reflexes you have for your guroscope is a lot closer to mouse aiming you'll get. As
says, use both horizontal gyro and right stick in conjunction and use verticle gyro purley for verticle aim.
Ink shoots like a complex projectile with fighting game-like hitboxes. Consider every weapon'a ink firing to be an arc, so aiming higher is often more forgivable than lower, depending on the weapon.
i don't know why but whenever someone shouts "This way!" after dropping a tacticooler it always makes me smile, it's just a cute image in my head
If you use Tetra Missiles ya moms a hoe
Sorry that Flingza Roller is stuck with them for a year until they add the Foil Flingza
>23 boss kills with 32 eggs
How do I harness this power
Focus entirely on murder when you have the heavy splatling
>First match of profreshional
>Spawning Ground
>3rd wave
>High tide
>Fog
>Mfw
Also found out you can get high tide with king salmonid, who takes up 75% of the usable surface on Spawning Ground. Is winning that even possible?
does anybody elses inputs lag hard as frick when theyre in the equipment menu? only in that menu.
>all the good battle music is in the lobby
>actual battles are total shit
waht the frick??
The lobby is all music from the past 2 games, I do like the new music but I wish they would've put some of the tracks in rotation for actual gameplay
they should allow lobby music in actual battles as well, this sucks.
The main band of this game [c side] is much better than 2s in my opinion [wet floor]. Although 2 got a lot of good music with updates.
Does the king bar before you queue mean that you can only get the king when your bar is full or what?
When the bar is full, you have a 25% chance of seeing the king. It's not guaranteed.
I'm guessing that when it's full you get the king in your next game, and otherwise it's other people having their bars full.
Assuming you mean Salmon Run, that gauge is just an indicator of your process on the bonus card. If it's full that means you've got no more rewards to grind for, aside from the 1 piece of special gear you can keep duping.
What is the most important ability to stack in your opinion
Depends entirely on the weapon
Depends on the weapon.
I'm suspicious of anything stacking as one might think or the exact percentages as a newcomer myself. Not spending any chunks till that's figured.
In the last game all sub abilities did the same but cost more chunks to apply each subsequent one
weapon dependent
Different load out demands different abilities. However if it just my favorites then I like Special Charge Up and Ink Saver (Sub) for stacking. Run Speed Up if I'm using a brush.
Serious answer
If you are shit, or becoming the main Rainmaker-carrier / Tower-Rider:
>Quick Respawn
In general:
>1 gear stacked with 3 Swim Speed Up.
>cannot change name again until 10/11 at 12:00am
>no squid beatz means none of the music has any fricking track names
god damn it, splatoon team
I was wondering if I just didn't see that, that sucks
>Sussus Amogus shirt
That's our girl!
>we lost squid beatz for a fricking card game
unironically the worst part of this game
To be fair, the card game is REALLY fricking good.
I hope we get squid beats in an update but the card game is fun
squid beats was fricking dogshit
also the music in 3 is a huge fricking downgrade from 1 & 2
Two wrong opinions for the price of one, wow.
>also the music in 3 is a huge fricking downgrade from 1 & 2
Not really, it's just different. It wouldn't make sense for them to keep the same style of music in a sequel, especially one that is already iterative in design. Don't want it feeling like the same game.
>UHHHHHH IT'S SHIT ON PURPOSE
have a nice day
>also the music in 3 is a huge fricking downgrade from 1 & 2
Agreed. It doesn't go as hard, which isn't a good thing in this case.
Wish they gave you an option to give you just the instrumental versions of the music tracks. I cannot stand the gibberish vocals. Drives me insane.
Shitty teammates or enemy team have hackers. No fricking joke, I have encountered hackers since launch day.
>huge fricking downgrade
Nah. So far, 3's has been way better overall.
>music in 3 is a huge fricking downgrade from 1 & 2
Hard disagree, I love the new battle tracks. It just needs more of them since there’s only like 9 tracks
>Splatoon 3 has barely more than half the stages of Splatoon 2
>significantly fewer weapons
Is the upgrade worth it at all?
>Conveniently forgetting all of the Splatoon 2 content that was post-launch
Uh-huh
I'm not forgetting, but I'm comparing CURRENT Splatoon 2 to CURRENT Splatoon 3. Is there any reason to get 3 now instead of waiting a year?
3 has barely more than half the stages of Splatoon 2
It has like 3x the stages Splatoon 2 had at launch, moron.
Also, I'll take less weapons with all the rebalancing they've done so far. The lack of MPU alone makes Splatoon 3 the best in the series so far.
I know Splatoon games get more content post-launch, I bought the first game at launch when it had 5 maps. I just can't tell if the changes here are significant enough to justify the drop in content.
I haven't considered the rebalancing though.
Just not having the stingray in rainmaker, or in the game at all makes it worth it for me. The specials are a lot less gay in this one
Why is Tacticooler so vague?
>some abilities
Would Miiverse have actually improved the quality of the posted art? I never got the WiiU so I have no idea how it works.
Yes.
>3rd wave
>got slosher
>mist
>managed to pull it off by the grace of the gods
>booyah spam
>mfw cohozuna
so when do you think this game will drop in price
>nintendo games
>dropping in price
>ever
2 years maybe
>Nintendo first party game
Never.
>first part Nintendo game
>drop in price
It will only ever go up
Maybe Nintendo will do a 20% sale near when the paid DLC drops, but that's about it.
If anything you can wait for a bundle, but that could take years.
>Like playing inkbrush
>Don't have a full movespeed set
I hate it. Also unless I'm missing something the chunk cost to respec gear is fricking ridiculous. 45 chunks just for one main slot on one piece of gear what the frick.
It's pretty dildos but understandable considering you didn't even have the option to replace Main Abilities before. Plus it's a main ability, which is essentially 3 sub abilities. The extra 15 cost is there just because frick you.
>there are people who didn't pick the spats when creating their character
I picked the cargo shorts to go with the Hawaiian shirts.
Splats are only good for the school girl outfit. I like the retro shorts normally, but for winter clothes i choose one of the lo0ng pants.
Picked shorts + spats to make a cute yebbie
>Cute Yebbie
Back to Discord, tranner. Yebbies are supposed to be cool.
>yebbies
>cool
YAMEROOOOOO
>Swapped from using the Sploosh-o-matic for years to just using the Splattershot Jr. in 3
>I'm actually kicking ass in PvP for once
Finally.... range.
The basic b***h weapons are always great in these games.
Sploosh is my go-to right now cause I can be a real dick with the stamper in the right opportunities. Plus curling bombs are just the superior throwable, bit of brainless strategy to banking them. I’m too used to basic shooters since I feel I cover the most ground with them.
Wait till you use the splattershot.
How the frick does anyone use rangelet weapons? I feel like a god with the Jet Squelcher, popping off squidlets from outside the range of their filthy splattershots.
>they gave the jet squelcher the worst sub and special weapon in the game
This stupid fricking laser pointer is so worthless. Yeah it really helps me to do a baby fart’s worth of damage and track one person at the cost of all my fricking ink. Good thing my special weapon works at less than half of my main weapon’s range and relies on the guys I’m using it on deciding that maybe they want to kill their own team for a change. Literally anything else would be better than this
>eah it really helps me to do a baby fart’s worth of damage and track one person at the cost of all my fricking ink
Anon.... Don't fire it directly at enemies. The trail it leaves applies the mark effect.
Honestly didn’t know that. Still don’t think it does me any good in most cases given how little time it exists and how people naturally avoid anything not in their color.
>how people naturally avoid anything not in their color.
That's the trick, anon. You use it to restrict movement. People instinctively avoid shit that's the other team's color; either they frick up they path by having to switch their plan on the fly or they walk through the line and get marked. It's the same reason the Wave Breaker is so good.
>1st wave
>high tide
>so many steel eels their armor guards each other
I'd like to win a game of salmon run and kill the king please game stop giving me impossible rounds
You don't even know.
>Mfw glowflies AND fog AND high tide
I've never lost a round so fast.
I've had more of those than I can count this rng is killing me and my whole team.
How do I zipcaster
Play the campaign and learn. There are like 3 zipcaster stages that'll make you at least competent at the special.
tbf you barely have enough time to do anything significant besides be a distraction I guess
be spooder
>learn the maps' layout in recon mode
>learn which paths let you spiderman without being seen too much
>use said paths during chokeholds to harass the enemy from behind or straight up take out their sharpshooter
>try to live as long as you can before the ability ends
>Get team of all Octos for Salmon Run.
>Easily victory and 20+ eggs a round
>Get team with one single Squid (or Squiggers as I call them)
>Squid barely contributes, runs away from the team, and then just sits there if they die
>Fail to meet quota and Squigger has 0 egg touches
Get off my board Squiggers
you guys can handle yourselves, there's a floor over here I need to shoot
Is Splatoon cyberpunk?
Order lost, so no.
It's post-apocalyptic.
is there a full gear list anywhere yet?
Eggsecutive VP bros... go on without me, I'm not sure I can make it to max hazard this time around
How do you actually use the Ink Vacuum?
Feels like unless your opponent has never fought it before, they just stop shooting the moment you pull it out and you're just shit out of luck at that point.
If it makes people stop shooting at you, get in front of your allies
Use it defensively when pushing or holding ground. Pretty useful in most Ranked Battles except Clam Blitz.
>Bro this special is useless, it makes the enemy not shoot you
Think carefully about what you just said, anon
can someone explain why the smallfry keeps fricking glowing everytime i throw him during a stage i've shot every fricking orfice of the floor what the frick does he want me to do
In the levels he will get the Octarians' attention so you can flank them and kill them
In the hubs he will seek out treasures for you to uncover
I know about the hub parts but during stages where he'll glow the same exact way as if he found something in the hub even with no enemies around
Shoot the ground infront of him he’s signaling hidden treasure
This weapon class is cursed.
Not even the chainsaw is anywhere near decent
I do well with it, try to play at mid range and sneakily flank people with ninja squid. Remember that the charge shots to 70 damage too so pressuring with them and burst bombs is very effective
>play salmon run
>nobody understands that each weapon excels at different things
>everyone plays like they’re using a splattershot when the whole point of the weapons switching is to force everyone into different roles
>splatling user never does area control, etc.
>die during a glowflies round
>nobody revives you
The fire rate of the buckets with absolutely none of the coverage!
>Sloosher just runs around during glowflies instead of slooshing the entire group of salmonids in one sloosh
>Umbrella just jerks off and launches rhe brella away from the teammate that needs help
Agony
Aerospray is area control. Heavy splatling is for obliterating bosses and erasing grouped enemies.
>his favorite idol isn't a Squid Sister
For me, it's
Shiver > Pearl > Callie > Marie > Marina > Frye > Bigman
Marina> Marie> Shiver> Big Man> Marie> Pearl
that's right, because they're boring and have stayed boring compared to off the hook and even deep cut
might've changed if the devs did real shit with them but they won't
It doesn’t matter who is your favorite idol, Callie is universally the second best.
And pray tell, who is number one?
Doesn’t matter who is your number one idol.
If it’s Pearl
If it’s Marie
If it’s Frye
If it’s Marina
If it’s Shiver
If it’s Big Man
Callie is always #2
No, she's Agent 1.
Agent 4 and Agent 8 are the only characters that are still MIA. What are they up to?
4 and 8 are still commuting, please be patient.
>4
Ran out of adderall
>8
Living her best life
4 and 8 live together in an apartment in inkopolis and want nothing more to do with world-saving shenanigans
8 heard 3 suffered yet another concussion and cried at 4 until she agreed to drive her all the way out to Splatsville just to check on their new Cap'n.
I didn't play the other 2 games but this image got me wondering. I made an Octoling and the old man started freaking out about Octolings attacking, which confused me because I thought the Squids and Octos are cool now. Then I saw those tentacle looking guys and my confusion is even worse. Are Octolings their own species or the same as the Octos you play as?
The "Octarians" are both the species' name and the name of DJ Octavio's faction, which has long been in constant conflict with the Squidbeak Splatoon. He uses music to enthrall the Octarians to his cause. Callie and Marie's concert during the final boss of Splat 1 broke that mental conditioning and freed a great many Octarians, including the Octolings Agent 8 and Marina.
As of now the Octarians and the Inklings have buried the hatchet, so enemy Octarians not under DJ Octavio's faction are brainwashed in some way. In the Octo Expansion, they were "sanitized". In Alterna, they're transformed into hybrids because of the fuzzy ooze.
I see, I see. Maybe I should catch up on some lore vids of the first 2 games before I continue the story. Thanks, bros.
>No reproductive organs
Perfect onaholes
>no reproductive capability
I can believe that for the basic/giant troopers, but there's no way Octolings are sterile/smooth/whatever else that could mean.
>sterile/smooth/whatever else
>when every single octoling girl in existence has child-bearing hips
I think not.
Remember that according to the Alternan Logs, sealife in Alterna inherited the memories and emotions of mankind, triggering their rapid evolution to a state comparable to mankind. They look that way because we look that way.
Marina and DJ PAUL from SashiMori seem to prove that Octolings reproduce like Inklings rather than being the result of cut off tentacles like other Octarians. Additionally, the Japanese lore site for 3 further states that there are two types of Octarians: the ones made from tentacles cut off from a host, and the ones that can become humanoid. Octolings reproduce, even Amazons, that artbook page just muddled things up by having an Octoling underneath that text blurb.
The Octolings are from the same 'family' as the other Octarians. The campaign is just geared for an Inkling protagonist and imho Alterna wasn't as well thought out as Octo Expansion was, so half of it doesn't make any goddamn sense.
The enemies are (technically) still Octarians but...well, the game never really addresses what exactly happened to them.
They touched the fuzzy ooze anon :*~~ it made them fuzzy and evil :*~~)
imo a lot of Alterna feels like something the devs felt they had to make rather than anything they had genuine passion for like OE
Story Mode DLC with Pearl and Marina
How to farm Sheldon License fast? Need new bucket
>tfw just sitting here farming the same 150 exp dungeon dice monsters player AI
>forward squidrolling
THE
ON
MEAT
BONE
3?!
Less gays on wifi playing rollers please
>browse clothing
>there's a skill that enhances dodging
How do I dodge, bros?
Use Dualies. Press Jump or A (I forgot) while shooting.
There's a dedicated dodge maneuver anon
Shit homie he didn't say squid roll now did he.
But he was referring to that one ability that enhances the roll
Think homie
Shit my bad homie, for some reason I thought Intensify Action affected Dualies dodge roll too.
Dualies let you dodge while firing if you hit B and if you are swimming a certain direction and quickly jump (while in swim mode) a different direction you will do a dodge that way too that also deflects a bit of ink while it's happening. You'll know you did the swim dodge if there is a brief flash of light on your character
Can kids these days actually beat the single player? Or am I just getting too old? Died a ton before finally winning.
>Salmon Run
A communication error has occured
dead game
right after I finally got in a game
Best dualies?
Either regular or dark tetras.
Either way the current dualie kits are bad right now, im waiting for them to release better ones.
die dual gay
>before beating the campaign Frye gives you a little fist pump when you look at them through the window
>after beating it she gives you a giant two handed wave
Soul
pearl being visibly pissed off at agent 4 interrupting her and marina will never not be funny to me
Because its hot.
>its hot
She's hot*
I am seething so hard. Everytime we almost kill the king and then like 400 flyfishes and stingers decide to spawn
>Mfw the king survives on the tiniest splinter of hp
>Again
I'm starting to think he gets damage reduction on low health or something because it keeps happening.
Probably less people are focusing him since more and more shit is spawning. If too many bosses focus me I go all in and just start aggroing all that I can on me so my team can kill them or it in peace but they never do, pic related
>king shows up
>slosher and brella run around like it's fricking turf war
>aerospray is trying to collect the golden eggs into the basket
>trying to just fricking stay alive and chip away at cohozuna long enough for the morons to realize how the mode works
>die because i get swarmed by 40 cohocks at all angles at the end of a burst
>rest of the team dies too
I hate this fricking mode
>tfw haven't killed a king since I was a fricking part timer
How are people still so bad at higher ranks?
what is this moronic ass weapon that shoots balls that bounce around for a century?
The bathtub
Bloblobber
The Toiletnator
Does anyone know how to effectively use Killer Wail yet? It sounds good on paper but the damage and tracking speed is so shit that it’s not even worth it.
When do they let you actually play the game? Level 4?
What do you mean by "play"? You get access to gear at level 4, ranked at level 10, and you get new weapons every level until 30.
You cant change gear until level 4 but Shdon will sell you weapons earlier.
Yes. Just 3 online matches.
Do male squids have that dumb shoulder wiggle and ass shake that the females have? I don't want to play a foid character but I won't have a choice if the game makes my boy squid a homosexual. I'm straight.
based bait, but idk the answer to your question anon. I hope you get seethe replies though
I just checked in game. They don't. Male octolings and inklings are normal. It's only the females that act out.
I can’t tell if the removal of the losing side animation is bad or not. On one hand you don’t get to feel twice as bad for how much your team sucked. On the other hand now you get to see the winning team dab on you when you lose.
>press x
>maps covers entire screen
>dont see myself get dabbed on so it didnt happen
its that easy
Made troons seethe.
Anyone quick enough to take advantage of the enemy weapon icons on the top of hud?
is she an octoling? she doesn't have the black borders around her eyes in the same way as octolings
Yes.
but the borders of her eyes are not the same as other octolings, for example Frye is clearly not a normal inkling but a vampire inkling, while shiver has certain characteristics not foundnin other octolings like the borders of her eyes not being highlighted by thick black lines or the fact her ears have the same color blurr as her fingers
Anon the game lets you choose skin color it's not unreasonable to think there are different races of squid/octos with some minor differences. The fact she had suction cups on the outside of her head should tell you she's an Octo. It would be like me saying Pearl can't be a squid because she's tiny.
Yes, Shiver is an Octoling and Frye is an Inkling.
Aside from the eyes lacking a connecting mask, other tells are that her ears are round, and her suction cups are on the outside, colored part of her hair tentacles rather than the inside whites of her hair tentacles.
Whats the sexiest outfit combo? I must ink
What exactly does Special Power Up do?
Depends on the special.
Here's what it did in 2 for example.
A lot of those seem to have a speed or timing altering skill involved thay may really frick up a skilled player's perception of saftey to doge or something
Often just increase duration.
I can't get over the fact that one of the battle songs sounds like Asian Kung-fu Generation. Fricks me up.
>A postgame level? Interesting. But I've already beaten Girl Power, Target Town, and Inner Agent 3 - how bad could this possibly be?
>
The checkpoints make it quite doable, since the first platforming section and the rail grind sections just require practice, the soaker block section is genuinely free, and the Octoling horde just requires you to stay calm. Inner Agent 3 was harder overall.
>DLC Campaign
>Agent 8 is with Pearl & Marina, as they became friends.
>They mention how they ditched Cuttlefish because they hate don’t like him or something.
>High Tide
>"Oh Christ, not again, can I get ONE shift without-"
>It's Mudmouths
>MFW
Why are most events wildly easier than a normal wave in this game? Hell, even Grillers aren't so bad as long as your crew isn't braindead.
>sky goes dark, expect glowflies
>get whack-a-salmon instead
nice shift
>get high tide mud mouths
>the game glitches and throwing bombs into the mouth just makes them change location without shitting an egg
What's the proper way to run from grillers for your team? Just run a circle or is there a specific spot that's good?
Is there a way to practice using the rainmaker? I don't know how the frick it fires and "in the middle of a game" is absolutely not the place to learn
Yeah, use the scouting mode. Puts on you an empty map/gamemode combination so you can learn where the objectives are and try out the Rainmaker.
Finally made it to Eggsecutive VP. But I've only beaten Cohozuna once in this entire time.
sexooooooooooooooo
>greyimpact
Gatfrickindayum
>make sword weapon
>terrible at close range
why can't I use anything except the hydra
You know why
>That Undercover Brella durability
Let me guess, it sucks
Anyone notice literally all the gay and troony messages that were there yesterday were removed? I'm not even exaggerating, it went from like half the messages to zero for me. Seems like Nintendo got off their fat lazy asses and started banning them. I hope you are all doing your part and reporting this bullshit every time you see it.
Nah, I'm still seeing "I like men" posts along with the furry posts.
>Nah, I'm still seeing "I like men" posts along with the furry posts.
I still see the I like men posts but those are very ambiguous, mostly because I see them coming from female characters (even though we all know it's a man posting it). But all the stuff like "gay pride" or "big man supports trans rights" was deleted, and that was like half my posts yesterday so it obviously isn't a coincidence. The furry stuff is still there but I think Nintendo may not entirely realize what that is because it looks fairly innocuous most of the time.
>fricking broke
wat do, there's a shit ton of stuff i wanna buy and didn't get any x2 cash food tickets on the daily gacha roll
no capsules from salmon run either, just hats for now
do i just do regular turf wars or anarchy battles?
I finally get the bow.
You literally just use it to charge specials. Avoid everyone, use the insane turf coverage, and charge up specials one after the other.
>bow
range too short!
>takes all your turf coverage
What do we know about the future of Splatoon 3? Are there any signs of us getting a fifth ranked mode?
plz bathe
Nothing concrete but both games have gotten an additional ranked mode patched in post launch so it wouldn't be surprising.
Screw that, I wanna know if salmon run is gonna keep getting content updates!
every month there is new gear and event where salmon invade the regular stages
it's already got 5 times more content than it did in splatoon 2.
It's never enough! The salmon must flow!
> event where salmon invade the regular stages
It would be really cool if the hub world changed to reflect the salmon invading, would almost be like a salmon Tun themed Splatfest. Pretty sure we’re getting more King Salmonids too.
>Pretty sure we’re getting more King Salmonids too
yeah i think the direct hinted more than just the big fat one
i thought it would be in the base game but they're probably going to add new ones in updates
>What do we know about the future of Splatoon 3?
b***h the game just came out
we haven't even gotten the first splat fest yet, i bet you're not even out of B rank in any mode yet.
I don't own 3 yet
>What do we know about the future of Splatoon 3? Are there any signs of us getting a fifth ranked mode?
There's most likely a direct next week (heavy leaks and it being right before TGS with Nintendo always doing a direct before TGS). I would expect we hear something about Splatoon 3's future plans there.
They already announced a new expansion featuring Marina and Pearl is in development during the Splatoon 3 DIrect, anon. It's only a matter of time. I do hope they give us a couple more Ranked modes and some new Salmon Run bosses / events too
Just in case you didn't know the game lets you change your splatfest region as much as you want. So if you want to check out other regions art you can.
what's the point of open anarchy matches
what am I supposed to do when I run out of ranked points
Give up
What times do the shops refresh, anyways?
I swear I've had the same shit for 2 days now
The game didn't recognize my Splatoon 2 save. Is it because I made after launching 3?
Probably, but it doesn't really matter because all it does anyway is unlock weapons you will naturally unlock but a little faster.
>#1 overall splatter every game
>#1 enemy splatter every game
>keep losing
I'm literally hitting myself in the head screaming and crying
why can't I fricking win when I'm trying my hardest
turf wars or ranked?
the game is about completing the objective not getting the most kills. if you don't focus on the objective you'll never win. whether that be inking the most turf or whatever ranked mode is on.
I'm using a fricking splatling
it's not my fricking fault if I kill the whole fricking team and nobody else does ANYTHING
What are you playing? If it's turf war there is zero skill to turf war it is complete luck whether you win or not. That's because there's no ability to snowball or gain a real lead there so only the last 30 seconds actually matters. If you are playing turf war my advice would be to never play turf war except during a splatfest because it's a terrible game mode made for children who are too dumb to fight over an objective.
I'm not playing fricking turf war you stupid Black person
>I'm not playing fricking turf war you stupid Black person
Then you killing the most people doesn't tell us anything. Ranked matches are not about kills.
It's a fricking video game man calm down. Do you think winning more is going to make your dick grow or something?
>#1 most splatted turf
>#1 super jump location
>#1 overall splatter
>win every game
It's pure objective focussed gameplay. Deny enemy mobility, defend the objective, play around actually winning and not being top of the leader board.
>why can't I fricking win when I'm trying my hardest
It's a team game, man. You can play perfectly and still lose through no fault of your own. That's just how it works.
Play the objective. If you're getting gold medals every game then even if you lose all your series matches you'll gain a decent amount of points. And calm down you fricking sperg.
>try out heavy splatling
>get 1 kill the entire game and lose horribly
what am i doing wrong?
you're channeling my spirit. haha, I suck at this but it's fun
Find your vantage and sit tight covering your team and anyone who wanders into your range, move with your team to the next vantage, watch flanks.
My aim might be too shitty for this.
Story of my life with this. Autism is getting to me keeping me from trying any new weapon because I can see my Win/Loss ratio and don't want to forever ruin my record.
You just get on a perch out-ink the enemy until they get frustrated and make a mistake. The special is there to support your team and make it harder for the enemy to push. Its a decent weapon, if there are no chargers or hydra splatlings on the other team. I think the splattershot pro is a better pick for the role it's trying to fill, but it still feels like a step up from Splatoon 2.
>lose 4 games in a row on round 1
TIMMY WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING?
Is there a reason for me to not just stack ink savers? Seriously I don't know what else to pick.
I bet youll end up looking Dry
I already am, seriously I keep running out of ink on this damn Stamper.
you spend half the game swimming which replenishes ink and makes ink savers kind of a waste. you're better off with ink refill or anything else really. it's only justifiable if you use a weapon that consumes way too much ink like the Dynamo. otherwise just go for swim speed up.
Uh, isn't this a good reason NOT to use ink refill? You end up swimming in ink so much it gets refilled no matter what very fast, ink saver at least lets you throw a subweapon AND ink a bunch of territory or fight a long battle against an enemy without needing to refill so soon.
Is the Bloblobber good?
How the frick do you get a bigger locker? Is it player level?
Anyone else stuck in B+ hell?
How important are the roll i-frames when jumping out of ink? Should I practice doing them right when someone is shooting at me so I start doing it reflexively?
AUUUGHH!!! I WANNA SPLAT!!!!