This game blows. Play Half Life instead.

This game blows.
Play Half Life instead.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    but Black Mesa replaced Half-Life as the defacto definitive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black Mesa is shit

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I played Half Life. Sucked.

    No idea what people see in that game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed except replace Half Life with DOOM

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed except replace DOOM with your mom.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          and replace your mom with your step-mom
          it's cleaner.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like Doom though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No you don't thats why you aren't playing the original code

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Prboom based ports gets me close enough.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Prboom based ports gets me close enough.

        Fuck DOS
        Fuck Chocolate Doom
        Fuck Crispy Doom
        I'm gonna play this shit with buttery smooth controls, mouselook (but not vertical mouselook) and 1080p resolution and I'm gonna like it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ok zoomer

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ok, enjoy 320x200 resolution you fucking queer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ok zoomer

        >cant enjoy something unless its the original
        >da code!!!
        >"zoomer"
        leave

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We get it, you played brutal DOOM in 2016 like 99% of the DOOM fanbase

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Halo is better than both

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Infinitely bad

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have 10 seconds to name the best WAD of all time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      UAC military nightmare.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Castlevania

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Going Down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alien Vendetta

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >two weapon slots
    >regenerating health
    >auto-aim
    >popularized console FPS, leading the industry into a fifteen year brown n' bloom dark age
    get that crap outta here.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >This game blows.
    >you blow demons away in Doom
    So where's the problem?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Half-Life is the original bullshit movie game. Takes forever to get into real gameplay. Constantly interrupts the fun. Don't you dare sully Doom by comparing it to that crapola.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your meds, bro.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gameplay is still better then DOOM. Literally NO AIM REQUIRED, ALL AUTO AIM

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doom isn't about aiming, it's about movement

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What movement? You mean strafe left and right? There are ZERO advanced movement available. No bunny hopping, no rocket jumping, no wall running, NOTHING except strafe

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but the enemies are all designed around that. The challenge comes from evading a shitload of enemy projectiles, almost like a shmup. Half Life has bunny hopping but it's pretty much just good for going fast since every enemy is hitscan

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh also Doom does actually have rocket jumping (or at least rocket boosting). And SR50.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        go beat doom on nightmare then, retarded broccoli head.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah bro, Call of Duty has a one hit shot death mode i guess it makes the campaign good now cause its LEL HARDER

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're really comparing apples to oranges here. Like the other guy said, Doom has much more emphasis on movement and positioning, and also predates HL by about 5 years on an engine that isn`t even real 3d. HL is a lot more tactical (especially against the marines) and they used that as a selling point, since it's combat was a lot more tense, grounded, and 'real' than anything on the market prior. If you wanna make comparisons a better comparison to HL would be something like FEAR, which I feel took a lot of influence from HL but also tried to take that more realistic gunplay in a new direction, even if it did kinda get repetitive. I mean, HL had a lot of different challenges, but FEAR is like if you took We've got hostiles and stretched that out for an entire game.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilla Doom is pretty basic at this point, while vanilla HL still holds up, so yes, I agree with you.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doom caused a mass shooting. Careful bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that was Marilyn Manson.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, that was toxic masculinity.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >doom
    >decent gameplay, every chapter except 3 is ok
    >half life
    >the game that puts the 5 in 5/10
    i think i'd rather play doom, thanks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only episode 1 is decent, the rest is shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it wasn't THAT bad, but 3 was a fucking slog to play through

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Strife is the best Doom engine game.

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