Well?

Well, Ganker?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a registered sex offender hehe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unregistered sex offender

      Are those the classes that can be promoted to level 99 Rape master?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unregistered sex offender

      [...]
      Are those the classes that can be promoted to level 99 Rape master?

      Sex terrorist

      reminds me of this

      ?t=502

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >that annoying chud voice
        no thanks, disliked and reported for terrorism

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's gender offender now.
      Not any identity politics stuff, it just rhymes better to be on the Gender Offender Register

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    already a wizard

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unregistered sex offender

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex defender

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex terrorist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So how does the ranking work?
      Sex pest
      Sex predator
      Sex terrorist
      Sex demon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sex bomb is the final form.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Necromancer with a really big hat where you cant see my face until im serious

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The love interest

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex oppressor

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    murderhobo

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bard / Merchant
    I'll let you guess my heritage.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      American

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        American and gnomish. But I can't play instruments I just keep people well entertained.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ninja rapist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a ninja who rapes people or a person who rapes ninjas?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Legitimate raking business.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am a ninja that rapes rape ninjas. My secret identity is that of just a normal rapist though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am a ninja that rapes rape ninjas. My secret identity is that of just a normal rapist though.

        >Ninjas must be raped.
        >Recite your rape haiku.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex analyst

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the available classes of course. A wizard, a philosopher, and an ugly bastard are obvious candidates.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the old and wise mentor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You won't make it to the credits roll though.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    genetic faceless soldier No.154

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Human shield

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Walk faster than player not running but slower than him running
    >If I die he has to start over
    >I will use his healing items
    >I am a wizard but will constantly charge into physical combat
    >"Ah yes its time to repeat my CATCHPHRASE again"
    >Use heal and buff spells on myself
    >Stand in doorways with a fuckhuge hitbox
    >Stand in the way in cutscenes
    >Cant carry any items because I have pathetic carry capacity
    >can switch between two modes: Offensive where I try to kill everything that looks a bit funny or passive where I let you die while I repeat *CATCHPHRASE*
    >I am essential for finishing the main quest

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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget
      >even though dying in the mission forces you to reload, I die in a cutscene at the end of the mission without doing anything important

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If I die he has to start over
      don't worry bro I'll get you on the next respawn in samsara

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    incel necromancer/ lich or incel assault rifle guy

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Engineer. Except I would not choose the life of adventure. I would just build robot waifus who serve my wants and needs and sit at home playing video games.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be the tank.
    I have no value in my life or my wellbeing.
    So I do it cause I don't want my friends to suffer and feel pain.
    If I die at least i serve to defend the people who showed me kindness and made my empty like a little but better.
    I tank in every mmo.
    I tank so no one else suffers but me.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is that human shrek

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sexual tyrannosaurus. I heal via chewing tobacco.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    merchant

    my ability is to sell to and buy stuff from my party member

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would be the optional companion that turns the game into easy mode. Can kill enemies in one punch and sove puzzles instantly for the player. But I force the player character into being my bottom in a homosexual relationship. You have to watch long cutscenes you can't skip of me fucking the mc raw. I figure the only players that would use easy mode companion to skip all difficulty in a game are gay anyway and would probably enjoy it.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    middle class

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wizard, a few more years and i'll reach Sage. I'd specialize in debuff and ailment spells, I'd have a small amount of healing magic (able to remove debuffs and perform efficient low power healing, but no party wide healing magic), and have only weak Dark magic for direct damage spells (Low inherent damage, but deals bonus damage against debuffed enemies).
    Oh and i'd have a Scan spell that can reveal enemy vulnerabilities.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Healer so i never die

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      source

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Human Male Fighter

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Master baiter

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tank, that way, my fat will be more HP instead of increased chance of a heart attack.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blacksmith there’s so much you can do for the characters

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The religious extremist

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The slutty dancer/prostitute to help raise the moral of the party!

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Necromancer, not because I'm dark and edgey, but because having legions of skeleton bros sounds fun.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fart slave

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FART MASTER

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fart dancer saxophonist
    I'm like those dooting balls in elden ring but even more gross.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow The rapist

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have done lots of those dumb D&D internet tests and for some reason they always tell me that I am a cleric. Not even religious person. Also its always NE or CE alligment too like wtf? I thought I was a good person but apparently not. So Cleric I guess, no idea about gods all the evil ones are always retarded, the good ones are always for druids and nature shit

    But I would personally pick Ranger instead. With some big cat companion. INT as dumb stat

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Urban druid, with me on your team your enemies will live in fear of a fox chewing through their bins and spreading garbage all over the place.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably some edgy warlock type to do picrel

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Class: Retard
    Abilities: Retard Strength, Aura of Retardation, Pitiful Gaze, 'tard Rage, Summon 'tardwrangler, Deafening Screech, Ignore Pain,

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So a berserker, solid choice

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The hacker known as Ganker

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sexy lesbian wizard girl. But my personal questline will reveal that i was an ugly NEET wizard guy who sold my soul to the hells for a wish spell, so i could live my degenerate yuri fantasy.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    min maxed NEET

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wizard, because of my high IQ and big dick.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the girl the whole party rapes but she's too dumb to realize she doesnt have to let it happen

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stealth archer

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Straightman. I would support jokes but despise and ridicule effortless quips, and provide lore and exposition of places we'd travel to. In fights I would never miss but never crit either.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wizard / Cleric Hybrid
    A Discipline Priest in WoW terms

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cleric with a few secret oathbreaker moves

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    uninstall wizard

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    necromancer to res your balls, fucking chud lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >High level healer uses some restore form spell on trannies so the regain their balls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that was what i was going for, but since its dead rotten removed flesh we need dark powa.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dark powa usually doesn‘t affect the living tho, right. We need to mix divine and dark for this I think.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            but god has forsaken these creatures. no divine god would lend his powa.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Obese comic relief that accidentally progresses the plot by stumbling foolishly onto to clues or secret bases, and then gets killed before the final battle for emotional drama.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be holy mage healer just like in mmos. And if light would avert it's eyes from me I'd became necromancer

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Semenmancer
    my primary ability is jacking off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yourself or others?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >TAKE MY POWER
        >No dude that's gay

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Incel Cleric faithful to his holiness, lord Elliot Rodger.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Healslut

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is rapist a class?

    Women say that rape is worse than murder, so it obviously should be used offensively. I'll specialise in overpowering and raping every enemy I encounter.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Psychokinetic inpregnator

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The garden gnome who clutches at his bag of gold and uses his vile garden gnome sorcery to make you poor

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nothing gets me hotter than mass replying gonna bust a nut to this right now

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Exorcist

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Clown.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A white dude with sword and shield

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    peasant

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a goofy class.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The first time I played D&D, I created a pretty stereotypical Jrpg cleric, rather than a D&D style cleric. I had a sling as a weapon, was very kind and kind of meek. We had some prisoners and I was way too nice to them, the party got mad at me.
    My party absolutely loved the character, and I had a lot of fun playing that kind of character. So I'd probably go with that.
    Plus, you know, my bussy was super fuckable.

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