>Walk faster than player not running but slower than him running >If I die he has to start over >I will use his healing items >I am a wizard but will constantly charge into physical combat >"Ah yes its time to repeat my CATCHPHRASE again" >Use heal and buff spells on myself >Stand in doorways with a frickhuge hitbox >Stand in the way in cutscenes >Cant carry any items because I have pathetic carry capacity >can switch between two modes: Offensive where I try to kill everything that looks a bit funny or passive where I let you die while I repeat *CATCHPHRASE* >I am essential for finishing the main quest
Engineer. Except I would not choose the life of adventure. I would just build robot waifus who serve my wants and needs and sit at home playing video games.
I'll be the tank.
I have no value in my life or my wellbeing.
So I do it cause I don't want my friends to suffer and feel pain.
If I die at least i serve to defend the people who showed me kindness and made my empty like a little but better.
I tank in every mmo.
I tank so no one else suffers but me.
I would be the optional companion that turns the game into easy mode. Can kill enemies in one punch and sove puzzles instantly for the player. But I force the player character into being my bottom in a homosexual relationship. You have to watch long cutscenes you can't skip of me fricking the mc raw. I figure the only players that would use easy mode companion to skip all difficulty in a game are gay anyway and would probably enjoy it.
Wizard, a few more years and i'll reach Sage. I'd specialize in debuff and ailment spells, I'd have a small amount of healing magic (able to remove debuffs and perform efficient low power healing, but no party wide healing magic), and have only weak Dark magic for direct damage spells (Low inherent damage, but deals bonus damage against debuffed enemies).
Oh and i'd have a Scan spell that can reveal enemy vulnerabilities.
I have done lots of those dumb D&D internet tests and for some reason they always tell me that I am a cleric. Not even religious person. Also its always NE or CE alligment too like wtf? I thought I was a good person but apparently not. So Cleric I guess, no idea about gods all the evil ones are always moronic, the good ones are always for druids and nature shit
But I would personally pick Ranger instead. With some big cat companion. INT as dumb stat
Sexy lesbian wizard girl. But my personal questline will reveal that i was an ugly NEET wizard guy who sold my soul to the hells for a wish spell, so i could live my degenerate yuri fantasy.
Straightman. I would support jokes but despise and ridicule effortless quips, and provide lore and exposition of places we'd travel to. In fights I would never miss but never crit either.
Obese comic relief that accidentally progresses the plot by stumbling foolishly onto to clues or secret bases, and then gets killed before the final battle for emotional drama.
Women say that rape is worse than murder, so it obviously should be used offensively. I'll specialise in overpowering and raping every enemy I encounter.
The first time I played D&D, I created a pretty stereotypical Jrpg cleric, rather than a D&D style cleric. I had a sling as a weapon, was very kind and kind of meek. We had some prisoners and I was way too nice to them, the party got mad at me.
My party absolutely loved the character, and I had a lot of fun playing that kind of character. So I'd probably go with that.
Plus, you know, my bussy was super frickable.
a registered sex offender hehe
Are those the classes that can be promoted to level 99 Rape master?
reminds me of this
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>that annoying troony voice
no thanks, disliked and reported for terrorism
It's gender offender now.
Not any identity politics stuff, it just rhymes better to be on the Gender Offender Register
already a wizard
Unregistered sex offender
Sex defender
Sex terrorist
So how does the ranking work?
Sex pest
Sex predator
Sex terrorist
Sex demon
Sex bomb is the final form.
Necromancer with a really big hat where you cant see my face until im serious
The love interest
Sex oppressor
murderhobo
Bard / Merchant
I'll let you guess my heritage.
American
American and israeli. But I can't play instruments I just keep people well entertained.
Ninja rapist
Is that a ninja who rapes people or a person who rapes ninjas?
Legitimate raking business.
I am a ninja that rapes rape ninjas. My secret identity is that of just a normal rapist though.
>Ninjas must be raped.
>Recite your rape haiku.
Sex analyst
Depends on the available classes of course. A wizard, a philosopher, and an ugly bastard are obvious candidates.
the old and wise mentor
You won't make it to the credits roll though.
genetic faceless soldier No.154
Human shield
>Walk faster than player not running but slower than him running
>If I die he has to start over
>I will use his healing items
>I am a wizard but will constantly charge into physical combat
>"Ah yes its time to repeat my CATCHPHRASE again"
>Use heal and buff spells on myself
>Stand in doorways with a frickhuge hitbox
>Stand in the way in cutscenes
>Cant carry any items because I have pathetic carry capacity
>can switch between two modes: Offensive where I try to kill everything that looks a bit funny or passive where I let you die while I repeat *CATCHPHRASE*
>I am essential for finishing the main quest
Don't forget
>even though dying in the mission forces you to reload, I die in a cutscene at the end of the mission without doing anything important
>If I die he has to start over
don't worry bro I'll get you on the next respawn in samsara
incel necromancer/ lich or incel assault rifle guy
Engineer. Except I would not choose the life of adventure. I would just build robot waifus who serve my wants and needs and sit at home playing video games.
I'll be the tank.
I have no value in my life or my wellbeing.
So I do it cause I don't want my friends to suffer and feel pain.
If I die at least i serve to defend the people who showed me kindness and made my empty like a little but better.
I tank in every mmo.
I tank so no one else suffers but me.
is that human shrek
Sexual tyrannosaurus. I heal via chewing tobacco.
merchant
my ability is to sell to and buy stuff from my party member
I would be the optional companion that turns the game into easy mode. Can kill enemies in one punch and sove puzzles instantly for the player. But I force the player character into being my bottom in a homosexual relationship. You have to watch long cutscenes you can't skip of me fricking the mc raw. I figure the only players that would use easy mode companion to skip all difficulty in a game are gay anyway and would probably enjoy it.
middle class
Wizard, a few more years and i'll reach Sage. I'd specialize in debuff and ailment spells, I'd have a small amount of healing magic (able to remove debuffs and perform efficient low power healing, but no party wide healing magic), and have only weak Dark magic for direct damage spells (Low inherent damage, but deals bonus damage against debuffed enemies).
Oh and i'd have a Scan spell that can reveal enemy vulnerabilities.
Healer so i never die
source
Human Male Fighter
Master baiter
Tank, that way, my fat will be more HP instead of increased chance of a heart attack.
Blacksmith there’s so much you can do for the characters
The religious extremist
The loose dancer/prostitute to help raise the moral of the party!
Necromancer, not because I'm dark and edgey, but because having legions of skeleton bros sounds fun.
fart slave
FART MASTER
fart dancer saxophonist
I'm like those dooting balls in elden ring but even more gross.
Shadow The rapist
I have done lots of those dumb D&D internet tests and for some reason they always tell me that I am a cleric. Not even religious person. Also its always NE or CE alligment too like wtf? I thought I was a good person but apparently not. So Cleric I guess, no idea about gods all the evil ones are always moronic, the good ones are always for druids and nature shit
But I would personally pick Ranger instead. With some big cat companion. INT as dumb stat
Urban druid, with me on your team your enemies will live in fear of a fox chewing through their bins and spreading garbage all over the place.
Probably some edgy warlock type to do picrel
Class: moron
Abilities: moron Strength, Aura of moronation, Pitiful Gaze, 'tard Rage, Summon 'tardwrangler, Deafening Screech, Ignore Pain,
So a berserker, solid choice
The hacker known as Ganker
Sexy lesbian wizard girl. But my personal questline will reveal that i was an ugly NEET wizard guy who sold my soul to the hells for a wish spell, so i could live my degenerate yuri fantasy.
min maxed NEET
Wizard, because of my high IQ and big dick.
the girl the whole party rapes but she's too dumb to realize she doesnt have to let it happen
stealth archer
Straightman. I would support jokes but despise and ridicule effortless quips, and provide lore and exposition of places we'd travel to. In fights I would never miss but never crit either.
Wizard / Cleric Hybrid
A Discipline Priest in WoW terms
Cleric with a few secret oathbreaker moves
uninstall wizard
necromancer to res your balls, fricking troony lmao
>High level healer uses some restore form spell on trannies so the regain their balls
that was what i was going for, but since its dead rotten removed flesh we need dark powa.
Dark powa usually doesn‘t affect the living tho, right. We need to mix divine and dark for this I think.
but god has forsaken these creatures. no divine god would lend his powa.
Obese comic relief that accidentally progresses the plot by stumbling foolishly onto to clues or secret bases, and then gets killed before the final battle for emotional drama.
I'd be holy mage healer just like in mmos. And if light would avert it's eyes from me I'd became necromancer
Semenmancer
my primary ability is jacking off
Yourself or others?
>TAKE MY POWER
>No dude that's gay
Incel Cleric faithful to his holiness, lord Elliot Rodger.
Healbawd
Is rapist a class?
Women say that rape is worse than murder, so it obviously should be used offensively. I'll specialise in overpowering and raping every enemy I encounter.
Psychokinetic inpregnator
The israelite who clutches at his bag of gold and uses his vile israelite sorcery to make you poor
I hate women
Nothing gets me hotter than mass replying gonna bust a nut to this right now
Exorcist
Clown.
A white dude with sword and shield
peasant
Give me a goofy class.
The first time I played D&D, I created a pretty stereotypical Jrpg cleric, rather than a D&D style cleric. I had a sling as a weapon, was very kind and kind of meek. We had some prisoners and I was way too nice to them, the party got mad at me.
My party absolutely loved the character, and I had a lot of fun playing that kind of character. So I'd probably go with that.
Plus, you know, my bussy was super frickable.