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It turned out picking races from a menu was the correct design after all.
all they needed to do was add fast travel next to the open world. that would have saved the game
that and removed the stupid announcer homosexual
This was annoying as frick as well. Why couldn't you just hit retry on failed events and go back to the starting line automatically? It's like they wanted to annoy the frick out of you as much as possible.
>why would you expect me to DRIVE in this DRIVING GAME??!!?!1?!?!1?!
god, you're stupid
they did patch in a retry button later on
it was the single most requested feature and EA of all people actually listened
>why would you expect me to DRIVE IN A RATHER BARREN OPEN WORLD WITH NO COMPETITION EVERY TIME I FAIL SLIGHTLY in this RACING GAME?!?!?!?!?!1?!?!?!!?!?
You can restart races, dumbass.
I don't want to drive, I want to race.
there is a fricking retry option you imbecile. i won't lie, the menus were convoluted and it should have just popped up on the screen immediately after failing, but you could retry instantly using the menu.
i think they added it to the remaster, right? i played the original recently and it was a fricking bore to retry races, i always had to retry much earlier trough the menu
>1/3 of the soundtrack is classical music
why
Royalty free probably
it was entirely for an afk zen mode where the camera roamed around the city without any of the adrenaline fueled antics. Like an in-game screensaver, just turn off the cars engine and take a moment to relax.
>he isn't taking down cars at 500 MPH while listening to Camille Saint Saen's Carnival of the Animals - The Aquarium
Wait, the OST from the original is missing? What's gone?
no people are dumb
https://burnout.fandom.com/wiki/Picture_Paradise
>car infinitely shifts through gears
They got rid of the massive cause as much damage as you can traffic carnage levels
you can do that on literally any street. just push r3+l3
It wasn't in anyway comparable to the other games you little shit
>x isn't in game
yes it is you just need to do y
>well that's not z
kys moron
it's different when the level is crafted around exploding rather than freeform wanton destruction. Chaining busses in paradise for huge scores is trivial as long as you know what section of the city to head towards after initiating a crash. Optimal scoring routes in say revenge required much more finesse and felt like figuring out an admittedly simple puzzle.
Frick there were intersections in paradise where I straight up got bored and stopped the crash because it had been going for a fricking half hour.
I still like the open world though, and fricking about with parking garages and the airfield in multiplayer were a lot of fun. It just could've used a little less aimlessness in events.
drift races in the mountains was always a fricking blast. god i miss that game
only inbreds played crash
whatll happen if i register a hard copy of this game on steam? will it allow me to d/l the remastered version or just say game is unavailable?
You'll just get the older version. keys for delisted games will still work just fine
HOW HARD IS IT TO MAKE AN ARCADEY RACING GAME IN CURRENT YEAR FRICK
FORZA AINT THE SAME
It's impossible to add the devs political agenda in an arcadey racing game where you never see the driver's skin color or green hair. That's why they don't make these kind of games anymore.
>we are the lazy generation
How did Burnout 3 predict this?
Huge empty city. Having to find your way through races, getting lost, losing the race for taking the wrong turn at some point. They also removed crash mode and introduced that ridiculous thing where you press a button and the car starts rolling around. Franchise killer. Unforgivable shit sequel to 2 of the greatest arcade racers of all time.
Zero licensed cars, shitty tracks, shitty song selection
>Game doesn't indicate that you need to hit that hairpin til the last minute and you just fricking missed it
BRILLIANT GAME DESIGN!
If you can't drift a hairpin corner in Burnout you seriously need to consider suicide for the sake of everyone else on earth.
Hey hey you you
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
3 used to be one of my favorites PS2 games but the franchise stopped being fun to me after my mom and my 5 years old sister died in a car crash
They got takendown
Fricking hell anon
just gamer moments
sorry anon, i needed the gone fishin pic and ur mom was in the wrong place at the wrong time
open world meme
kept same physics from older games where cars magnetize into objects after being hit for crashes/takedowns, which wasnt too noticeable on a narrow track in 3 and 4, but in this open world game you might get slightly tapped and gravitate all the way to the other side of the road and crash into a divider
I hate this game. Its horrible design was worshipped at the time. Its MGSV for cars. Horrible horrible games
It's one of those games where every person who loved it was also such an npc that they'd likely spent hours upon hours driving while following traffic laws "for fun"
npcs couldn't play this. it was way too hard for them
>map doesn't rotate
I couldn't.
the game is as aimless as it can get, turns out putting all your shit in an open world clouds the snese of progession and feels like you're doing shit for nothing.
Burnout 3 remaster when?
Wait EA is so cheap they wouldn't even bother to license back the soundtrack, nah I prefer it to stay dead then.
>Burnout 3 remaster when?
Shut your Black person lips.
Stop asking for fricking rehashes.
You are pure cancer.
not him but i literally just want a polished pc port with new multiplayer servers.
You NEVER get that, yet you keep asking.
you tarded
>it'll totally work THIS time
just stop.
stop acting like a homosexual over nothing
Stop being a little b***h after getting btfo, homosexual Black person.
>i btfo'd him because i said so
You're moronic, there's literally nothing wrong with wanting a proper pc port of burnout 3.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!
ok and?
Apparently you can't even play it on Steam, EA requires some weird facial verification, needs a persons webcam to scan his face or something to even start playing.
Guess pirates won again.
wtf even
Check the Steam reviews, people are raging.
works on my machine
Yeah I noticed the game won't work for me on steam but through the regular EA launcher it does just fine
one of those games you can never talk about or critcize because people spam memes
>i dont think open world works for a racing game, especially one focused on cras---
>REMEMBER GIRLFRIEND BY AVRIL LAVGINE LOLOLOLL HEY HEY HEY HEY
Literally 2 posts about that meme ITT you absolute squizo
No way no way
Think you need a new one
Whoa, you're such a fricking hypocrite
Hes so stupid what the hell was he thinking.?
girlfriend was in a bunch of burnout game, i think it was in dominator if i'm not mistaken.
>TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITY
TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITY
>TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITY
TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITY
Please stop
you dont like G&R or the song?
Not that anon but guns and roses fricking sucks save for that one rolling stones cover
G&R is fine. I didn't like the song playing every 14 seconds
Both. The song doesn't fit in the game and was only included because of the name. Also Rose has an annoying voice.
Really makes you think. Was it burnout paradise so they got the song? Or was it burnout paradise because they got the song?
OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEE
Racing games are not for open world.
They can work. Forza horizon games do it well. At least you always know where to go in a race.
I liked it when it came out on PS3 and I play the remake every few months. I like taking down the cars in the over world to unlock them and I like the mode that lets you run from ppl killing you and the mode that lets you kill people.
taking down cars in free roam to unlock them was genius, but once you have them all and still have 90 events to go for your license it makes the world feel a bit barren. I would've liked to see some npc races going on while you mess around, or some other way to bring back the sporadic fast cars outside multiplayer.
That’s an excellent point, you’re right I remember being disappointed at unlocking them all afterwards.
Striker from Crash FM was found out to be a pedophile
So was the lead singer of lost prophets
EA
Any game that came out during the PS3 era is shit, even souls
If you bought a PS3 you just don't know what you missed out
As an unironic zoomer who never played the earlier Burnout games, I think this game fricks. I entirely understand that it likely doesn’t hold a candle to the earlier games, and that people don’t like it for that, but I do like it. It’s fun
>this game fricks
What the frick does this mean?
Zoomers are so moronic.
I'm glad you missed the golden age of gaming and knowing what life was like without social media.
Typical millennial. I bet you spent the last 10 years saying everythibg is based or so y
>based
>not zoomerspeak
roflstomper omegalawl
epic fail. do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Your post gave me AIDS.
What in your opinion is the birthdates that constitute the zoomer generation
Even if you don’t have the slightest idea, it’s not hard to figure out. I apologize that you were offended that I like bad thing, but there’s better ways to attack someone’s character if you’re too lazy to come up with something real.
>I apologize that you were offended
This is not an apology.
Its what companies and politicians do to tell you that you were in fact wrong while "apoligizing".
You think you're clever, but you're actually a zoomer.
Correct. I wasn’t actually apologizing, and that was the point.
Autist.
it's a good game. these old homosexuals were too shit to play it back then. that's why they are crying about it
3>Revenge>2>Dominator>Legends>1>Paradise>Crash
3 is ass
I heard that somebody wants to die tonight
Stop talking to yourself
way too easy, in burnout 3 you really felt like you were battling with the other racers, in paradise you tap them and they just send themselves careening into the nearest wall. also the soundtrack sucked, there was a cool song here and there but nothing compared to 3's.
HEY HEY
people are too dumb to react fast enough. it was a good game. they are also to dumb to react to blinkers on your car and road signs to see where they had to go. The remaster was just typical made by non whites garbage. that's why that failed specifically
paradise is by far the easiest burnout game what the frick are you morons going on about?
You're the moron. Because you didn't understand my simple to follow post.
It's not hard to use the blinkers and navigate the map, it's an easy game. people didn't dislike it because they "got filtered" they didn't like it because it was shallow garbage compared to the likes of 3
Ganker is full of homosexuals and got filtered, that's what went wrong
beat the entirety of this bad boy under the covers when i was supposed to be sleeping before school
I'M BACK AT THE CROSSROADS AGAIN
They removed the cartoon physics on the civilian cars and made it a chore to dodge them.
>you now remember the Obama Ad billboards in Burnout Paradise
Bring me back
Cool song
BURNING LAP
Sometimes it feels like no one on this board likes games for the same reasons I do. I don't care if it wasn't challenging enough, I don't care if the progression system wasn't perfect I don't care if the AI wasn't great. I care that the cars were fricking fun to drive, and they were. Just fricking speeding around, chaining boosts, hitting jumps, doing spins and barrel rolls, seeing how many cars I could sideswipe without wrecking or letting go of boost, hitting wide drifts in the mountains over and over until I get them perfect with no wall contact, tapping E-brake mid drift to change the trajectory just so, spinning your wheels and burning rubber just for fun. I could do it for hours and never get bored because the driving model was just so fun and satisfying. If that's not what you play the game for, fine, but that's a you problem. I loved the shit out of this game and still do.
You sound autistic and the driving is too forgiving and arcadey for it's own good
>Burnout
>too arcadey
and I'm the autistic one
it's a good game. people just sucked at it and called it trash
No one sucks at paradise it's fricking easy. Like it all you want but seething over people's critiques of the game by calling them "bad" makes you look fricking moronic, because lack of difficulty is one of the biggest flaws of the game.
You are correct and those are the same reasons I loved the game enough to 100% it twice. However, a lot of the criticisms are valid and I can imagine a burnout game made -more perfect- in some alternate universe. I want to play THAT game
cool story bro
thanks
I'll never forgive her for "fixing" those beautiful vampire teeth, they were so damn cute
You are autistic and have shit taste. And that's okay as long as you keep it for yourself, just stop having an aneurysm when most people disagree with you because they actually have taste, played the other games of the series, and won't put up with all the shitty design choices paradise has.
>I have le good taste you have le bad taste
>you're autistic
stunning persuasive writing skills anon
I started playing burnout 2 today and my frick does it ever pump me up when boosting and the music gets louder
Not only gets louder, the rest of the song actually kicks in like the lead guitars on Big Surf (Pass Me By).
HEY HEY YOU YOU
>Ganker hates Burnout Paradise now
HEY HEY YOU YOU
>now
remember when you couldnt restart races and had to go all the way back to try again?
the fact that had to be patched for that tells you everything about this mess of a game.
you're better playing burnout revenge on an Xbox 360 if you had one
Physics were toned down in comparison with 3 and revenge, so, crashes weren't that impressive. This is by far the biggest problem I have with Paradise. Plus, they added automatic slow-motion when you crash so you can see how realistic it is.
Lack of diversity... Of scenarios. All tracks were reduced to traverse the same streets and corners over and over again. One-size-fit-all solution that is garbage.
>TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY x100
Multiplayer was fun, at least.
By far one of the worst Burnout entries.
It marked the death of Burnout. When you say "mm what if we go open world" its when you know the game is artistically dead
Remember when Criterion got tapped to make Need for Speed games instead, and they weren't allowed to have awesome crash physics because NFS has real cars, and the automakers didn't want their precious babies being unrecognizably smashed up in a video game? Remember how we never got another Burnout again because of that?
yes anon, i remember
i remember tons of stuff like that happening to everything i like. now i'm gonna boot up need for speed most wanted 2005 on my Steam Deck for the next god knows however many hours and pretend nothing else exists while drowning myself in beer and thc
Why are we pretending to hate this game?
Burnout 3 was better. Better driving, crash mode, varied cities, better cars
I don't disagree with you but Burnout wasn't awful. I treat it like a spin-off game like it was supposed to be. Still very enjoyable.
>All these zoomers who hate Burnout Paradise
Holy shit.
Shouldn't it be the other way around? Zoomers should be the ones who like it, and millennials like the actually good, arcade Burnout games.
Progression sucks shit and is literally the same 5-6 events with increasing difficulty. And some of those are cancer.
It was way too easy. I completed it in a day, retries were rare, like you really had to frick up badly. A traffic wasnt really a problem anymore like in 3
I didn't like Paradise because no matter how much I played, I just couldn't bring myself to remember the map. It had no character.
I have maps from other racers burnt into my corneas, but all I can recall from P.City is "this straight line goes to stadium and then you turn left" and "this tunnel leads to the mountains god I fricking hate the mountains". Also, maybe it's because I just sucked, but I can't think of any actual road in which I'd ever maxxed a car. There always seemed to be a corner or traffick somewhere up front, never a proper open line, just like in NFSCarbon.
you must have sucked ass because I-88 snaked through the whole city and you could boost the whole way pretty easily with a little practice
Don't even fricking remember what i88 is that should tell you enough about the map
being too much of a doped up moron to remember there was a highway in a racing game isn't the games fault you absolute cumrag
Not that anon, but the game is 14 years old. I've replayed it a bunch, due to being absolutely desperate for Burnout content, but some people may have played it when it came out, and left it at that.
nothing, it's good
own it on cd
own it on steam
own it on origin
own it on switch
at one point I was even pirating it
EA-sama please, new burnout when?
can't take it, i won't cooperate
making arrangements to BURY IT IN THE GROUND
i can't fake it, this station
is going under so I'll BURY THIS IN THE GRAAAOUUUND and beauty lies in the ignorant with the saaaaaouuuund
of selling out to the innocent
I CAN'T SAVE US
FROM THE OUTSIIIIIDE
I CAN'T TAKE IT WHAT I'M TOOOLD
YOU CAN'T STOP IT
JUST STARTED
DEAD LIVING ON THE RADII IO
I
CAN'T
SAVE US
FROM THE OUTSIIIIIDE HO OOO HOOO