What you wanna sit and play vidya and all day? A great big guy like you?

What you wanna sit and play vidya and all day? A great big guy like you?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which was the best episode in the new season and why was Friendship?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best episode was electricity

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay stop!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pesky bee!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just realised that this is foreshadowing that episode 6 has looped before

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It felt deviant from the usual formula, but in a good way.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Family

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jobs was clearly the best

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here, you've earned this for being right.
        I love how they seem to get stuck in the cutaway moment from a song

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my objective opinion,

      Family > Death > Friendship > Electricity > Travel > Jobs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You were so close to being right
        Death > Friendship > Electricity > Travel > Jobs > Family

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw someone insults family

          You need to leave.
          Just. You.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Todney was fucking his sister, right?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me, its
        Death = Friendship > Jobs > Electricity > Travel > Family

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Travel is the worst, family and death are in competition for the best, jobs is alright but carried by the ending twist.
      On the whole the new series seems almost Aqua Teen in nature with its absurdist, non-sequitur comedy, though leaning more into various existential horror and less into the low class familiarity.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and less into the low class familiarity.
        Maybe for you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          As a burger i can't speak for british households but the lack of a Carl means, inherently, its hitting less notes of 'suburban trash going about a normal day with their natural idiocy' to complement the fantastical elements, whether laser aliens or 4th dimensional dread.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Family > Jobs > Travel > Death > Electricity > Friendship

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >friendship that low
        end your life

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sound stressed. Would you say you're feeling overwhelmed with stress?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Friendship
      That's the second worst one behind the transport.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        T. Eagle

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      friendship > death > family > jobs > electricity > travel
      electricity bugs me because it feels weird to introduce a huge plot thread like that in the first season instead of maybe hinting at it at most, but maybe the ending signifies that they just aren't gonna elaborate on it at all, who knows

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The woman in the attic isn't actually important to the plot, she was a fakeout just like the previous floors. You see the staircase opening as Yellow leaves. She was just a fakeout so convincing it even tricked (you) into thinking you had found something important

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only fakeout anyone fell for was anyone thinking there's actually any plot at all, and that all the faux-deep nonsense isn't just bait to make people try to figure out the "lore" and artificially inflate discussion about the show.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you so bitter? It's just harmless fun

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you assume I'm bitter because I said there's no actual story or explanations to any of this? I'm just stating the obvious.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean the part about inflating artificial discussion. What makes you think the show is doing anything like that?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'd honestly be glad if that were the case

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the TV show is technically the second season with the first being the YouTube episodes

        and a similar twist was already setup on S1E6, Electricity it's just following that plot point

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the computer roasting the worm the whole episode
      >the subtle criticism of people who identify as what they're not

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you will never be an eagle

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you will never be an eagle

        hehehhhhh

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This guy really was an amazing example of the kind of person that gets bullied, and you feel bad for them and try to give them a chance, only to discover they brought the bullying onto themselves and completely deserved it for being a cunt.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know it's because you've got beady eyes like a rat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was such a well done character. I've met those people. Odd cunts who get into social work to "help others", but it's entirely about their own insecurities at the end of the day.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          OK STOP
          How would you feel if someone decided to attack you and pretend that you don't care about other people just because you're trying to help both them and yourself by getting them to invest in your business?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jobs > Friendship > Travel > death > electricity > family
      it's crazy how wildly these lists vary. Seems like there's no definitive answer, anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death > Friendship > Jobs > Travel > Electricity > Family

      But honestly it's a pretty close list. I didn't dislike a single episode, Family was weak and I disliked the twins but it still had some great bits like roy showing up to devour an entire family and IWANTBOTH

      Crow honestly became my favorite even if I was lukewarm on him in the web series

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I personaslly like, I don't know what you're talking about, we're ... just bread

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think FISH AAAAND CHIPS STEAK AAAAND BEEF guy is their dad?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know there was a new season wtf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its on par with Family
      Family => Friendship > Jobs > Travel > Electricity > Death

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friendship>Family>Electricity>Jobs>Death>Transporation

    • 2 months ago
      Moose

      Death = Family > Jobs > Friendship > Electricity > Transport

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death > Electricity > Family > Jobs > Transport > Friendship
      I appreciated the twins being a direct reference to picrel.
      There was a good number of obvious gags and mundane moments that I loved simply because of the line delivery, like
      >What about this boring chair?
      >That could be an electric chair!
      >*brzzz*AUAARGH!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Out of curiosity, does anyone outside of the UK even know what Fireman Sam is and so would know who the twins were even referencing?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know Waterman Sam. He's the hero next door

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            For me it's Airman Sam. Pretty cool guy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe they assume it's a Twin Peaks reference due to creepy twins

          Although to be honest, most people think the family episode is a shoutout to Texas Chainsaw Massacre, specifically Leatherface's family

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe they assume it's a Twin Peaks reference due to creepy twins
            ???
            That's The Shining you retard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone roots for Earthman Sam.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the old Fireman Sam and Postman Pat shows were always played on Australian T.V. for kids. I think it's all shitty outsourced animation now.

          Death > Electricity > Family > Jobs > Transport > Friendship
          I appreciated the twins being a direct reference to picrel.
          There was a good number of obvious gags and mundane moments that I loved simply because of the line delivery, like
          >What about this boring chair?
          >That could be an electric chair!
          >*brzzz*AUAARGH!

          I knew I recognised those twins some how, thanks for the giving the reference

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it had the character react to the worm in a sarcastic way instead of just mostly being confused for 22 minutes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Having Collin dealing extra jabs to that unlikeable gay was just icing on the cake.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not that big

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      4u

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yum yum yum yum yum

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i watch without logging into this channel 4 shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a new website called "utube" or something I think it's on.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As with any new cartoon, go to the first thread you see on /co/ and ctrl+f "mega", otherwise search for it in other ways.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THERE'S FOUR OF US

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "IM HANDLING IT" Red says calmly as he bashes yellow guys face in

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldnt mind going golfing
    Getting a few different armies for 40,000 and medieval and a shitload of paints and terrain stuff
    Bone up on some book stuff
    Maybe draw a thing
    FISHING
    FISHING
    wait
    FISHING
    Dont even know where to start with computer stuff
    Get a better bake on goin
    Little bit of carpentry stuff
    Some mechanicing
    iunno. years away from doing most of that stuff tho

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread is how I found out the show is out
    watching now fuck yeah

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is the house contained within itself?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like repeatedly forever? Like that game, a Fisherman's tale?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you're saying the house is one of those guys that has one of himself?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I must say that i prefer the TV show over the original shorts, the increased focus on humor really makes it more interesting to watch more than once.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, I'm dead

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd try it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go on, try it. Try it!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >TRY IT
        HIGH VOLTAGE ROBO-SEX

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing her get forcibly lobotomized against her will was kinda hot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        tags: Mind Break, Corruption, Bimbofication

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          tags: Childhood Friend, Vanilla, Hot Spring

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          look at that puffy as fuck vag

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that what you kids call getting drunk these days? Boy you zoomzooms sure are straight edge.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A piece of her being physically removed and it leaving her extremely mentally impaired afterwards is far more like a lobotomy than getting drunk.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any theories on what the hell is going on?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They live in an ACTUAL NIGHTMARE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a funny show anon, they even mock you by saying that it's all just funny gags and creepy moments stop overthinking it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        When did they say that?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Read between the lines you dounce.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Episode 6 would like to have a word with you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I actually lied

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The characters each represent an aspect of a real person's personality. Red guy was confirmed to be a representation of a real person in the original series finale, duck's gravestone had the name David and yellow guy has a D on his shirt.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So like, Id Ego and Super Ego sort of thing?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't thinking of that specifically. It actually kind of works for ego and id but none really fit for superego.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I actually forgot what those three terms mean, but I know it's popular in media to have characters represent those concepts.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Id is your wants and desires with no regulation
              Superego is your reasoning and logic, understanding of abstract concepts like law
              Ego is your active brain wrangling the two tards to try and make a functional human being
              Its freudian shit

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah ok thanks. I remember learning about it, but I kinda forgot what they were. Wasn't Freud debunked later as a quack?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most psychology as a whole is pseudoscience ultimately, it'd be unfair to single Freud out for it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like easy money. I could probably make up some fake bullshit terms and claim everyone is controlled by these concepts. Publish it, go on TV, and rake in the dough. From now on, everyone is either a Thinksitter or a Buttongetter.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only if the terms agree with the heavily politicized DSM
                Otherwise you're just a public speaker (who also get way more money than they deserve)
                Obviously this isn't speaking for actual neurological psychology that looks at actual physical phenomena like neurotransmitters .

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like easy money. I could probably make up some fake bullshit terms and claim everyone is controlled by these concepts. Publish it, go on TV, and rake in the dough. From now on, everyone is either a Thinksitter or a Buttongetter.

                Try to imagine, all your thoughts are squeezed inside a cube, and the cube is in a garden, but the garden isn't real, and the cube is made of nothing. Now let's imagine, we're in a library, and there's loads and loads of books, and they represent a cube, and the cube is actually you

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What? Stop it, I'm not a cube.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just whisper your complaints very quietly into the mouth of the carehound.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Lamp's beliefs regarding the afterlife explain the current state of the characters.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every day they just sit around and wait for some guy to show up and tell them about banks or vegetables or something.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yellow-bro is a reproduction of the woman's son, who died in a car accident

    • 2 months ago
      Moose

      Exactly what the lamp said regarding death mixed with what Red Guy said about Grolton & Hovris. I wouldn't say it's a loop since they forget about things (Like how they didn't know the briefcase in Electricity) but I'd say it does reset the world to a certain state after a certain point. Electricity also had three variants of Red Guy and David existing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they are reset after each death. Leslie did have lots of bird guys in her drawer

        • 2 months ago
          Moose

          I don't think so, because the bird dies in DHMIS 5, gets canned, then eaten, and only after all that is the thing reset. Unless Leslie or someone above her is just laughing at torturing Yellow Guy.
          The lamp's story also checks out more because of the train's source of energy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It was forged far beneath the earth with the last remains of the ancient monster
            He's talking about oil.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh shit. You're right

            • 2 months ago
              Moose

              Pfft, I guess I shouldn't be looking into it that deep.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I need to start finding clever and epic ways to refer to mundane things like this.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Leslie did have lots of bird guys in her drawer
          That she replaces whenever the last one die, like when he lost his head.
          A bit like a family pet for child.
          I still totally believe that the whole Yellow Guy is David who died in a car accident, Leslie is in control and all the responses are in that book are massive red herring because there's still an extra flight of stairs.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freelancers deserve to die

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see more Grolton & Hovris

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny cause Grolton is the dog.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No no no, David is the stone, Grolton is the bird.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          David is the yellow guy
          that's why he has a D on his clothes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          friendship > death > family > jobs > electricity > travel
          electricity bugs me because it feels weird to introduce a huge plot thread like that in the first season instead of maybe hinting at it at most, but maybe the ending signifies that they just aren't gonna elaborate on it at all, who knows

          i'd honestly be glad if that were the case

          It was a god anology.

          Previous layers were levels of ascended consciousness in understanding the universe and purpose of living.

          Basically it gets to the point where understanding everything is below using it to actually create something for fun and to teach others (the woman hints at this in their convo) to lift others and for them to enjoy. It's an ascendancy reference hence the literal stairs.

          The book the creator gave yellow guy was heavily resembling angel/devil sigils or whatever they are called.

          The others, upon seeing him back and enlightened, year him back down to their level and the sacred knowledge/gift is lost.

          But it's okay. Because he's back where he belongs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            dummy falling for the demiurge's schemes
            the woman is just another false path, just as fake as the big boy room and the science room. We never see the truth in the episode at all because he is fooled by the fake end.
            Any conclusions you make with the assumption that she is important are automatically wrong because her entire existence as a character was deception.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Demiurge
              You mean that relatively new subversive story that starts out original then highjacks the original story out of nowhere without explanation? The oddly subversive story?

              Wow that's crazy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've only heard that word on Hoax Hotel.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fucking off cuff shouting when he says "oh WELL" really got me and I dunno why.

      Also still kinda crazy how most of the voices on the show are the same guy.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe Red Guy didn't drown at any point after his ID said he would in episode 2.
    Are they gonna make more seasons?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I watched the old pilot for the series and I'm really glad that shit got canned

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit, there's a pilot? Even if it's terrible I'm going to go watch it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they never published so this is the best we can get
        Is extremely boring tbh

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aw, that's sad it cut out. But yeah. I don't think a small town is the right setting for something like this show.. Also did they show this to children?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >did they show this to children
            do you really think they would ever let these guys actually produce a kids show

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it'd work as a one off episode, but an entire show around it would get old fast. I liked how in the new episodes the old teachers were less malicious and more decent, with the three guys also actively getting fed up more

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bong spectator uncontrollably laughs at the stupidest shit throughout the whole video

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This video contains content from Turner EST, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds
          Bongbros please help

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://9xbuddy.xyz/

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://pastebin.com/xwDBQSTt

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Much appreciated anon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now I get why they stopped the autotune on duck guy, it worked in the YouTube videos where he didn't talk that much but the more you hear him the more annoying it gets and you get used to him without it very quick.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Freelancers deserve to die
    You heard the computer, indie devs. Kick rocks

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT ABOUT MY SHREEEEEDEEEEER

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when they did an episode of TAWoG?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell them about the tournament.
    >I don't know about a tournament.
    >I won a tournament, didn't I?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I brought the old one back.
      >What do you mean I thought you were supposed to stay in the ground?
      >Oh that, I was never in the ground, not really for me. Now I want to fight in my tournament.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        can we agree that the duck killing the other duck is actually the blob cuz at the end of the song each character was at his original spot of before they started singing and the left duck was the blob one ?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They aren't though. Yellow is on the right before the song, and on the left after. It's totally up in the air.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the headless duck corpse is covered with maggots, and so was buried duck
          blob definitely replaced the original

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It really doesn't matter, dhmis has the level of continuity of a kids' show (and that's a good thing)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They aren't though. Yellow is on the right before the song, and on the left after. It's totally up in the air.

          the headless duck corpse is covered with maggots, and so was buried duck
          blob definitely replaced the original

          A more subtle hint is that Blob duck have a slightly mismatched modeled compared to real duck, the mismatch model is the one still standing, and the same model is actually used in the next episode.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original is better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy both

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Green guy got replaced by the blob right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They all get replaced every time they die.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      when duck got his head cut off the body was full of maggots, so it was probably the "original" that yellow dug up.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i enjoyed all of it actually
    It was interesting, it was fun, I like the originals too.
    I've had that song about Time from episode 2 stuck in my head all week

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh for sure. None of the episodes are bad. Some are better, but it's still all really good.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You connect to the radio using bluetooth.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pesky Ganker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the clipboard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    now I'll never be able to see that skeleton

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how a lot of the old characters show up barring the fucking shithead butterfly and maybe the sketchbook. Kinda wish they said more barring the computer. Love that motherfucker.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sketchbook is on their bookshelf in a few shots but she's facedown. She's probably just sleeping. Probably.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every time I saw the clock on the wall I was half expecting for him to look around at least.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They decapitated him and mounted his head on the wall as revenge for killing all of them. He's dead.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's the one that tells the time traveler guy they're not home in Transport.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I loved how he seemed genuinely disappointed that they weren't there

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Or you could be the one who cleans up threads on Ganker
    (For free)

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The friend episode was basically when a kid show has to get some anti-bullying/drug organization's shitty mascot to really ruin an episode of a kids show.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FAMILY GAME TIME. FAMILY GAME TIME.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Lesley ran over her son right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT?! Tell me more

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok so from what I could gather
        >David is dead
        >Yellow has a D on his clothes
        >D for David
        >Yellow is not Lesley's real son
        >Her real son is David
        >Transport car has LE5L3Y on the license plate
        >During it, Yellow's dream has the narrator panicking and screaming "CAREFUL"
        >Either she ran over her own son or witnessed him being run over
        more of a crackpot theory but what are the chances we get straight answers ever?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does that mean Roy is a representation of David's alcoholic father who left shortly after he was born?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe Roy actually is David's real father and that's why he shows no care or respect for Yellow because he knows he's just a robot

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also for consideration: when yellow says his reflection is staring back at him during Travel it's the "smart" version of him from the next episode. Idk how that fits in but it might could.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          seems kind of surface level compared to the original series which was itself a thinly veiled commentary on the corporatism of children's media, and how indifferent it is to any form of creativity or artistry.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, yeah.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a sequel to the web series? Reboot?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody knows. It's essentially just tv length episodes similar to the original but with more humor and less horror. Lorefags are trying to decipher it but this "season" ended with A literal book of all the answers being thrown in a shredder so they seem more likely to be taking the piss out of anyone trying to make sense of it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. it's just goofy shit now, not that it's a bad thing.
        just be prepared for all the autists to spout game theory drivel about le secret hidden plot

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It seems logical seeing having a song stretched for 20 minutes with the same payoff would get old. They ditched their original idea of the show taking place in a town because they felt it was too far off from the original show and relied too much on a story.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lesley (old woman) even says it to Yellow Guy directly when he asks what it all means: "You still don't see the funny side". There's no deep hidden secret lore here, the story with those characters was already told in the 6 original episodes. This is just more DHMIS for fun

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That would make sense but then why did they add the shot where another door opens

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just to fuck with us. I'm sure they'll keep dropping more hints and stuff, but never confirm anything.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That real short quick shot of that doorway?
            If you take it as a god anology it becomes a horrifying implication there's another layer up.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >there's another layer up.
              It's just the lady's bathroom/breakroom.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're looking at that comment real shallowy. I took her saying that in a weird demented bliss sorta way. She thought Yellow prying for answers "funny", like someone on antidepressants or other medication finding random, sometimes uncomfortable, things "funny". She's not all there and what is there is seeing the bright side of a pitch-black situation.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen the tv series yet, but the web series definitely had progression between episodes. Especially the last three as the characters realize that everything is fucked. It ends with a sense of finality too. I'm not sure where they could go from there with the same characters, but I guess I'll see.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is progression similar to the web series. The viewer learns little pieces but the characters have a sort of selective amnesia between episodes.

          Like the web series, it appears that they are stuck is some kind of horrible simulation or perhaps someone's insane mind, and it keeps going awry but every time they start to notice reality everything resets and they have a sort of amnesia.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some people think we're in a simulation - it's interesting just to think about!

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *brrrrrrring*
    *brrrrrrrring*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no replies
      this fanbase is dead

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, we're just actually enjoying new jokes instead of repeating the ones we've already been doing for the last 6 years even more.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    YUM YUM YUNFERDINKER RUNNING 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN TOP.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the lyrics are "Yum Yum Yunferdinker, going round and watch it go. If you see it going then you say hello"

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It seems you've been toxic in chat, perhaps you're stressed.
    Please whisper your ban appeal to the carehound

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine laying in an elevator shaft and the elevator descend onto you cowgirl style haha wouldn't that be hot?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's halfway to a hot fantasy, but I'm having trouble picturing it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you want, a picture?

          How fat are we talking?

          I mean it's all relative isn't it?
          Fat for a elevator I guess.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            A diagram would help. Hard to work out the logistics is all.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Something like this probably.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Alright this is the best I can do.

              >Fat for a elevator I guess.
              Well then it would be possible to fuck an elevator.
              But what happens when you impregnate the elevator and it gives birth to elevator children?
              Would you take responsibility?

              Would you feel comfortable riding in your elevator son?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, this is way better than mine.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks I like to consider myself a bit of a artisté

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah prolly.
                Just need to make sure I don't pass gas or do anything that'd make him uncomfortable.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Fat for a elevator I guess.
            Well then it would be possible to fuck an elevator.
            But what happens when you impregnate the elevator and it gives birth to elevator children?
            Would you take responsibility?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Elevator children don't seem so bad. They'll probably outlive you and they'll never have to fear for their jobs. Just don't get involved with a Chinese elevatress.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't fuck an elevator.
        Prove me wrong.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay but what if the elevator had a fat pussy?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How fat are we talking?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never knew I needed this and I'm already regretting it.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >British "dark humor"
    Doesn't even play out like the original web series. Plays objectively more like a Rick and Morty episode.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf anon called a thing I enjoyed rick and morty I hate DHMIS now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >webseries
      A main theme is set up and a song is sung while something grimdark happens
      >tv series
      A main theme is set up while several songs are sung while grimdark things happen towards the end.
      So are you just retarded?

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there more episodes on the way? Is it a case where there's more episodes made in the duration of one season but they wait a bit? I'd love to see more.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's common for British shows to only have 6 episodes a season (or "series" as they call it.) Other Brit shows I watched like Inbetweeners and Peep Show also did 6 episodes a season. So unless it's renewed for a second season that's it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's hoping then.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck was his problem

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he clearly doesn't work there

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe this was actually on television. Like you could turn in your TV and watch this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe people still watch television. Like you could turn on your TV and watch it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      good stuff occasionally manages to slip through

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know at least one kid is getting traumatised by this.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what the fuck was the deal with this? the cranking thing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it have to have meaning?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just seems to be a fully made prop with some music. I just wanna know if it was from some scrapped thing or whatever. I remember 5 took a long while to come out so maybe around that time?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          my guess is it's a scrapped prop from 6's latter half since it fits the style

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The name of the video is a British phone number, so I’m sure when the video was first put up you could call and hear a message play. Probably tied to the Kickstarter they did to fund Episodes 3 to 6 of the web series.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like that the computer came back as a friend and ally.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was nice in his own episode too, he was just a bit pushy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goodbye! I love you! MEEH

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way in hell a british TV show would have a character so blatantly mocking transgenderism, but I really can't read the "eagle" thing as anything else. How did they get away with it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [EAGLES HAVE WINGS]

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. worm
        You will never be an eagle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he reminds me a lot of milhouse

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I figured it was more representative of insecure poser types that insist they do X or are a part of X in hopes of getting people to like them, but ultimately fail to maintain the lie.

      I mean it works completely with chuds, but I doubt chuds was what they were thinking of.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but I really can't read the "eagle" thing as anything else.
      Because transgender people are all you can think about. He's just crazy in general.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s about people have delusions of grandeur, with Eagles being seen as majestic. The joke would still work if he tried to call himself something like a Lion.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      England isn't as afraid and as cucked as the USA and Europe. We banned parents being able to transition their Children and see it as Child abuse.

      Also Video Games.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess that's one way of looking at it but I personally just got the vibe of him being a piss take of someone the creators personally knew. Like most of us knew someone like him. A dude who gets picked on by everyone and you feel sorry for him so you give him a chance, only to find out he's an insufferable cunt who brought all the bullying onto himself.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >replying seriously to someone who is either blatantly baiting or too far gone for a normal conversation
        This is bad digital style.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh I'm just tossing my thoughts out there. I don't really expect anything short of chud sheething but if not then great.

          The whole point of his character is that he's trying to force his pyramid scheme/scam onto his friends while never taking their opinions into account. He's preaching about thinking about others and their feelings when he stops time but instead ignores all that and only makes everyone focus on what he wants. It's why he goes on that rant about people who didn't fall for his scam being bad people and why he was fired from "OK Stop". You can take the fact he's an "Eagle" instead of a "Worm" and that he himself can't swap over to saying "Warren the Eagle" as him trying to leave the stigma of "Warren the Worm" (A scammer) for a new life but he can't reinvent himself because he's still just a self-centered scammer.

          You also have the Brain Friends placating him because they don't really know him but also don't want to hurt his feelings, but as soon as they start to give him an inch he immediately stops listening to anything they want, insulting their lives, and ruining Yellow-Guy's friendship.

          Yeah we've all met someone like him once. Doesn't read the room and only wants the attention focused on himself at all times as if he's the most interesting person in the room. Weather be someone with decent enough intentions but can't read the room or someone who's just self absorbed. They really nailed this character holy shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Moose

        The whole point of his character is that he's trying to force his pyramid scheme/scam onto his friends while never taking their opinions into account. He's preaching about thinking about others and their feelings when he stops time but instead ignores all that and only makes everyone focus on what he wants. It's why he goes on that rant about people who didn't fall for his scam being bad people and why he was fired from "OK Stop". You can take the fact he's an "Eagle" instead of a "Worm" and that he himself can't swap over to saying "Warren the Eagle" as him trying to leave the stigma of "Warren the Worm" (A scammer) for a new life but he can't reinvent himself because he's still just a self-centered scammer.

        You also have the Brain Friends placating him because they don't really know him but also don't want to hurt his feelings, but as soon as they start to give him an inch he immediately stops listening to anything they want, insulting their lives, and ruining Yellow-Guy's friendship.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mocking trans
        >A dude who gets picked on by everyone and you feel sorry for him so you give him a chance, only to find out he's an insufferable cunt who brought all the bullying onto himself
        All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THERE'S THREE OF US!

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if you were taking a bath and then suddenly you noticed Lily and Todney snuck in with you
    haha that would be so weird

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i mean, there was already 3 guys in there to begin with. The more the merrier!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing like a good ol' triple b (Bro Bubble Bath) to unwind after a long day of doing nothing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, five is too many. There’s three of them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine you were taking a bath and suddenly you noticed Electracey snuck in with you.
      haha wouldn't that be shocking

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try it.
        Try it.
        Try it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try it.
        Try it.
        Try it.

        wait, this would have been a better picture

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is a lot of Fanart of her already.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She sure does.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There's a real girl inside
            That's kind-off disturbing. He should've written "That' because my fleshlight is inside" but now it's implied there's literally a woman stuck inside her getting fucked.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who says she's stuck? Maybe she's just a mech.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              His alt filename was a better response to that. It was something like
              >lets turn me into an ELECTRIC fleshlight

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where? Im curious.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://files.catbox.moe/mechzj.png

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wowza!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd cum on her batteries, if you catch my drift.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              based

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >those legs
                JESUS AAAAAAAA

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There should be MORE

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The pillow and corners just makes me think that anon and her has squeezed inside her suHispanicously roomy box.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am very tempted to draw demented twincest smut of them because I have no shame

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        DO IT gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I probably will... at least a doodle if nothing else

          keep the lazy eyes pls

          absolutely

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        keep the lazy eyes pls

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really weird how the sheer difference in length between the original shorts and the TV show means that the show is now like 80% of the franchises content, and the original is technically just a small part of it.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARE YOU HUNGRY? YOU LOOK TO BE A BIT HUNGRY

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many stories does the house have? 4? 5? Infinite?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 but the floors change

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      classic

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loved this bit. All three of them were on the same page together and rocking out to the internet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not exactly a subtle reference but I loved it

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do threads if this show Airways die on Ganker and /CO/, but it stays up for a long time on Ganker?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      stupid phoneposter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      newfag

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pesky bee!

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the lyrics to the Yumfurdinker's celebration song?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the lyrics are "Yum Yum Yunferdinker, going round and watch it go. If you see it going then you say hello"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No idea, I don't speak German.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What if we took a children's thing and made it dark
    Bravo what an amazing and original concept truly revolutionary and not at all cheap garbage

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who're you trying to impress?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least this was a relatively new concept when the original DHMIS came out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot of monet and effort that goes into all the unique puppets and multimedia bits, so I don't agree with it being cheap. Everything else u
      Is a matter of taste, but for what it's Wirth this show is more of a comedy than the YouTube shorts were.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I'm banned.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did you get banned?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Says here I posted vidya butts HA!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What about us? What does it say about me? Am I banned?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nope just me somebody's jealous, jealous of me being banned.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jannies are Anti-Shredderfags.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not liking my personal home shredder
          literally impossible

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      good riddance, pesky Gankeruser

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >",Can I post?"
        >",No, you're banned!"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what if I have to shitpost?
        >you won't have to shitpost
        >well I made a bunch of soijak edits during the service
        >you shouldn't have done that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fucking kek. It's like I'm watching the next Don't Shitpost I'm Scared being written in real time

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This feels like modern art. This feels like a statement on Ganker in general.

        Memories of licking batteries because they tingle.

        Probably tingles on both sides.

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no I do something worse, I sit and wage slave all day

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vidya waifus!

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IWANTBOTH

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Duck is a greedy selfish asshole
      What does this have to do with PC gamers?

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need answers, but I don't know the right questions to ask. So give me questions, then give me the answers to those questions

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you sound, pent up
    >would you say you're feeling overwhelmed, with, sexual frustration?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cum quietly into the mouth of the care hound

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >four eyes
        >cares about you
        >makes you feel better after a sloppy toppy
        Care hound is secret top tier waifu

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try to imagine, all your cock is squeezed inside my cunt, and my cunt is in a garden, but the garden isn't real, and the cunt is made of nothing. Now let's imagine, we're in a library, and there's loads and loads of porn, and they represent my cunt, and the cunt is actually you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oi fuck off, Ahm not a cunt. Hit the shutalinga ya wanka.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          my sides are in orbit

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is his song such a bop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope there's a season two and he gets another shot. He was on for like five seconds and he's already my favorite

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably cause he had so little air time, so it didn't have time to lose its lustre and cause they didn't have anywhere to take it after that.
      That being said, I'd still love to hear a "finished" version.

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you one of the ones with one of yourself?

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    she cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to fondle her batteries

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the suitcase dies after episode 1
      >coffin gets killed by yellow
      >the twins get eaten alive
      >warren gets his brain pierced through
      >the train dies of a heart attack and gets torn apart
      >she not only survives being rendered drunk, but never does anything really bad to the group and leaves with her life intact
      she won

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Memories of licking batteries because they tingle.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the X eyes just means they're knocked out since the car was totally alive but just totally fucked up with them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >warren gets his brain pierced through
        News flash the computer was the real guest for the episode, not Warren

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something something love sparks something
      I LOVE HER

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        OK STOP!

        You can't sexualize a power meter.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          how about we give it another 20 minutes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well that depends.
          Is cum conductive? What's the Ohm of semen?

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wow, I've never spoken to two people at once before!
    >What about us?
    >...Oh yeah.
    These dumb little interactions between the group are my favorite part of the new season, hands down.

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight Ganker will i ever become an eagle

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOW
    BUT THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY
    TO TALK ABOUT VIDYA
    BUT YOU DON'T EVEN PLAY?

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The duck that was killed in the death episode was the replacement one, right? The original's still alive?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original just had steam come out of him when his finger got sliced. The killed Duck had blood and gore.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But stain's a pink blob, pink blobs don't have blood

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          says who

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, were the Council described as reptilians by the lamp?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

      ?t=617

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn! I kind of want to fuck a fax machine?!?!?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good, now draw it.

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a second season

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is it. Go watch the original videos

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know about the originals. I lived them. But it's still the first season in television

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Objectfuckers, we're going home...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm getting flash backs to infinity train's Bell. We're all gonna make it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to fuck Spinach Can!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's cute

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dibs on the GPS

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Theory circulating that the teachers are reincarnated people in the afterlife as their favorite objects/animals
    >In Buddhism you become your favorite animal if you're a good person
    >Warren is a shitty person in denial about being an eagle when he's actually a worm
    Kino?

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death is their best work yet. The whole series was great (Haven't watched leccy yet) but Death was absolutely superb.

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Object
    >I sleep
    >Object voiced by female
    >Neuron activation

    I'd probably fuck computer as wel tbf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *seduces you at work*

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Talking dirty into the phone as you finger her buttons
        >faxing dickpics through her
        >Getting degloved by the mouth slot
        >strangling yourself with the cord

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did warren end up as a freakish monster?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a dreamscape. What's weirder is that they decided to kill him, when they sent him there in the first place.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their friend was sick because he had a worm in his brain. It was perfectly reasonable to kill him.

        The worm in his brain that was making him sick was the toxic ideology of what true friendship is that Warren the chud was spreading.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They wanted Yellow Guy back, and didn't want Warren back, seems like an easy decision to me.
        If anything I'm impressed duck got him so cleanly and easily with a pin

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Duck was in the military.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. In the opening of episode 2 of the original series you can see a picture of him in a military uniform holding a rifle below the TV. They set this up a long time ago.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. In the opening of episode 2 of the original series you can see a picture of him in a military uniform holding a rifle below the TV. They set this up a long time ago.

            In the Jobs episode he's still holding on to the dream of making officer rank so he could be the one to tell all the soldiers to stand up straight.
            attenSHUN!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. In the opening of episode 2 of the original series you can see a picture of him in a military uniform holding a rifle below the TV. They set this up a long time ago.

            [...]
            In the Jobs episode he's still holding on to the dream of making officer rank so he could be the one to tell all the soldiers to stand up straight.
            attenSHUN!

            I love how instead of dumb deepest lore, they set up funny little character details like this.

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the story of Anon, the loneliest boy in town. This is the story of Anon, the ugliest boy in town. Ugly and weak, they called him a freak, so he posted a lot on Ganker. He posted a lot on Ganker.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You see? Anyone can be based!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even Anon!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      technically if you replace micheal with warren it kind of fits. Lives underground like a worm, hated by everyone.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you might be onto something there.

        a warren means underground burrow basically.

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's with Duck regaining his autotuned voice in Electricity ?

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting some Marty Armstrong vibes off of this picture.

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What game is this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We didn't invent it.

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there's already porn
    Why can't any of my fetishes and favourite things be as popular as animate objects?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your fetishes suck. Electricity is awesome

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell us about your fetishes anon.
      Maybe you got a secret brotherhood in the objectfucker community.

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I were as cool as a Ganker user.

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hm, they're pretending that they don't respect me

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'LL KILL YOU

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the teachers are sinners. they have been given one chance at going up to paradise and it's if they manage to teach anything to the most braindead and insane people possible. the trio is a test of the teacer's capacility. so if the teacher dies in the end of the episode it makes sense because they didn't teach well the trio didn't learn a thing and is why the electric girl lives because she does manage to do it so she gets to go to heaven

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant really rank the episodes but the best ending for me was the ending of Transport

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex the female objects.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No stupid you're not turned on by female objects, isn't he stupid?

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you want to publish my book?

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    travel > electricity > jobs > death > friendship > family

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What will you do on your annual internet day?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to do gambling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      edge the whole day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to go on the dark web and look at child porn

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i luld

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jerk off to images of salacious objects

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch PS3 games

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
    >Deltarune
    Any other franchises with fuckable household items?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      real life
      the vacuum is calling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She would have fit perfectly into Jobs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who's that?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          m. bubbles from jackbox.
          She's a cute girlboss with a condensation problem.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's funny. I should play Jack Box sometime. I had fun with You Don't Know Jack back in the day

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Ganker! What's YOUR favorite color?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      White (Woman)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      teal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not green

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Green!

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you let a rock suck your cock?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah cause I'm rock hard already.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M A Ganker USER
    I'M A SHITPOSTING GUY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS3 games ...
      Nothing ...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        DIGITAL WAIFUS

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >antagonist in the first game becomes a party member in the second.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He looks like a tumor!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      im really glad we got some returning characters

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DONT TOUCH ME

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEE

      >Yellow can't remember their Ganker pass
      >they have to solve an impossible captcha
      >red calls yellow a fucking retard
      >twitter user enters and cries
      >Computer says "Real women don't have an adams apple"
      >prints out post-op gore
      >"chuds deserve to die!"
      >Calls them a cancer on the internet

      I dunno guys i'm for subtle Ganker representation but this seemed a little on the nose.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >computer is a schizo about trannies

        idk seems super based to me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair he never actually did anything to them in his episode and was more annoying than hostile. The clock and the lamp are still in their house and they did worse shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The clock didn't do anything. It was out of his hands, he's only a clock

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine
          But eventually, everyone has a trap waifu

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aside from trapping them in a loop consisting of three things you can do on the internet, yeah, he's a swell guy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But they weren't them, they were their digital (You)s

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        On a scale of good to evil:
        >Saxophone (will teach you how to buy a canoe)
        >Briefcase
        >Sketchbook
        >Colin the Computer
        >The Transport Man
        >Coffin
        >Electracey (don't be fooled, she killed a hamster and strapped Yellow to an electric chair)
        >Lamp
        [power gap]
        >Warren the Eagle
        >Tony the Talking Clock
        >Shrignold & the Malcolm Cult
        >The Healthy Band (though Bread Boy is chill)
        >Lily and Todney

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tony didn't do THAT much, he just put fish in their tray and aged them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's only a clock.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how casually hangs with them

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    death was a great character

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me one piece of evidence that proves they're in a loop as opposed to just the episodes not being in chronological order

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the newspaper spoiling future episodes
      the picture of yellow going up the stairs meaning he´s done it before

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The paintings

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    David and lesley

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf, that looks uncomfortably like a picture of my father as a kid and one of his sisters.

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, who created the show? (In universe) was it Lesley or Roy?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're asking questions you aren't prepared to have answered

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I accept whatever happens next

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lesley is the script editor for Grolton and Hovris. Roy is still on the special thanks

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tumblr

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Basedblr

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Onionsblr

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based newfag btfo by filter

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I typed onions.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who was she? Why does she look so familiar?

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be like Brendan.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally proper Gankeridya NEET representation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO MODERATES A JAPANESE IMAGEBOARD

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOU CAN BE THE GUY SPAMS CHILD PORN ON A JAPANESE IMAGEBOARD

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO DERAILS PROPER VIDYA THREADS

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING CLEVER BUT POSTS ANYWAY

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's wrong? Come on, that was good. Go on.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO REPLIES SO EVERYBODY THINKS HE'S SAMEFAGGING

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO FIXES THE BROKEN REPLY CHAIN

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO FIXES THE BROKEN REPLY CHAIN

                AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO BREAKS IT AGAIN

                >What?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you dont want to end up like child porn brendan

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    /v/: and everyday we all hang out to find out what we talk about

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw we are all a big big family

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    death is the best episode

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    post bangers

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the god damn mega link

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can watch it on youtube

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, but I also found it on piratebay.

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And I will invent a digital currency based around shitposting

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No one's claimed the printer
    She's mine now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a fax machine you dolt,

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can spell Fax Machine without SEX

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          FAXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO BREAKS IT AGAIN

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      burn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY CLEANING SHIT FOR FREE

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FREELANCERS DESERVE TO DIE

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So at the end of Family, did yellow guys Dad just join in on the food orgy or did he eat them, with the blood spraying everywhere as yellow guy darts out the door?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he killed them for dressing his son in girl clothes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He killed them all, among the flying bits you can see the head of the grandma.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he killed them for dressing his son in girl clothes

        That makes more sense, cheers anons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he just murders them to get to the chicken. I feel there is some subtle joke with how YG Father isn't considered family by the twins yet shows up to the house for the same reason the twins had the gathering.

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like that the Death episode is somewhat half about Birth in a way. The New Friend is born and is immediately fascinated with existing and experiencing. The animation of it trying to be things and transforming in its infantile state was honestly kinda hauntingly beautiful. It's pretty tragic how it's burgeouning personality and individuality is so thoroughly ignored and put down by the others.

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Well, I'm OP.
    >As far back as I can remember I knew I deserved to be a gay

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Stain Edwards died, not duck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong
      relative positions + maggots

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I counter with blood and organs

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I counter by pointing out that the blob duck model is off compared to the real duck, and is the one that is still standing. And the one used in the next episode.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the coffin hated duck so much when yellow guy broke him out he made duck alive again so he wouldnt have to deal with him anymore
          its either that or stain shapeshifted maggots in his blood because ???

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But what if there were maggots on the shovel?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what if my stinky farts were on the shovel haha *prrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttt*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it really matter if they get reset at the end anyway?

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yellow guy is the most sentimental and outwardly loves the other two
    >Green guy is a selfish asshole but he's very adamant about them being all being some kind of family and is the most upset when they're being harrassed
    >Red guy is outwardly dismissive about their relationship and downplays how close they all are but he's always acting as their common sense, looking out for them and generally the one keeping their day to day going
    I hope they end up happy

  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try to keep up mate!

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's go on the dark web!

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if red guy isnt made of string what is he made of

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's made of red, duh.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hadnt thought of that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is made of blood and meat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hes just like me fr fr

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could ask the same thing about you

  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's all sing the Vidya song, to show how much we love video games!

    V is for video games, the subject of the board
    I is for internet, the thing that lets us all connect
    B is for butts, you get banned for posting
    E is for e celebs, you don't get banned for posting
    T is for trolling, the way we mess with each other
    O is for off topic, the only good threads left
    C is for console wars, where people argue about nothing

    That's what Vidya means to me, and my community.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that isnt how you spell politics

  121. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who's gonna make the next thread?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO MAKES THE NEXT THREAD

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO CONTINUES THE CHAIN THERE

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, it wasn't really a continuation. More of a reboot I'd say.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds really boring.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I play video games to enjoy myself
              >that sounds reall boring
              >... I PLAY VIDEO GAMES TO ENJOY MYSELF

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What's your favorite vidya?
                >Witcher 3!
                >Witcher 3 is not a fun game.

  122. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >9 letters: A digital entertainment requiring a player inputs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      e celebs?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ECELEBS _ _
        No it doesn't fit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, I know! It's morons.

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