>when someone in an online game says 'heal' without saying the magic word

>when someone in an online game says 'heal' without saying the magic word
You're not a dick to your healers, are you Ganker?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im a dick to everybody
    also i wanna fuck that elf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im gonna plump your boypussy so hard that you will never say another egoshit like that in your life, fag

      have a nice day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >elf

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im gonna plump your boypussy so hard that you will never say another egoshit like that in your life, fag

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I have to ask you for healing it means you aren't doing your job.
    If the tank isn't keeping mobs off you are you polite or do you bitch and moan like every other healer I've ever seen?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. People like to make this out to be some sort of power struggle or whatever but the truth is that each role needs to do its job instead of thinking they're hot shit for playing a certain type of class.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's because dungeon groups usually only have one healer/tank so they have the power to ruin it for others. You don't see people ego tripping like this in raids.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The people who have to ask for healing are the retard DPSs, the ones who picked the most braindead class and somehow still managed to fuck it up and take a bunch of damage. The tank is healed no matter what, and whether the DPS should be healed at that point comes down to the healer's judgement. Often it's not really worth it.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for the heals, bitch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Aaahn~

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how come healers are always cute elf girls in anime and shit
    this is so dumb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, she ain’t no healer. She’s a goddamn necromancer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then what is this knight waiting to bash her stupid face in?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He’s literally weaker than her. Newbie knight vs leveled “healer” who can break trees with her fists

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She cursed him so he can't get more than 10 meters away from her or else he die.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She blessed him so he can't get more than 10 meters away from her or else he die*

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Except that was just a lie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't fuck with necromancers. We will fuck you up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A weak living thrall that she resurrected that doesn't know he's dead.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A weak living thrall that she resurrected that doesn't know he's dead.

        why would someone go on to the internet and lie

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hi Carla

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it aint me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not in Redo of Healer

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MEDIC
    NEED A MEDIC
    MEDIC
    MEDIC
    I'm an engineer

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ayo can a brother get some lovin over here?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fill my healthbar and I promise to fill your boyhole later you slut

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss the old aggro system because that meant I could shirk any samurai that didn't used aggro tools.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ffxiv
      trash game, this image isn't even true anymore, they killed any all aggro mechanics

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't speak to healers, that gives them power
    just spam pings or spank them

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't rely on healers and ask of them nothing.
    and should they be absolutely necessary they should be competent enough to do the content thanklessly.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What else you want bitch

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing heavy
    >some anime avatar sub bitch playing medic
    >degrade them and talk to them like shit
    >slut follows me around like a lost dog
    alright bitch hit that fucking uber. daddies going in deep

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >autistic retard thinks he's badass because a medic does what a medic is supposed to do
      Embarrassing

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would a healer heal your dick during sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd let someone with a mouth like that heal any part of me

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are japanese knife ears so useless?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did she flop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one understands manzai comedy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >manzai comedy isnt funny
        Ftfy

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like asking for anything so I just spam sprint and pull all the mobs while jumping and wait for my healer to heal me or I die, we wipe and I'll do it again

    This usually works, sometimes I'll need to repeat it like 9 or 10 times and then my healer just gives up and heals me but most just heal me through my antics which I like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Tanks are the leaders. Healers need to learn their place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Either they pick their shit up, they abandon or someone else starts a votekick to replace him.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anime name?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kono Healer, Mendokusai
      or
      Don't Hurt Me, My Healer!
      Alvin's going to die by a heart attack with how much Karla's pissing him off.

      Why did she flop?

      Cheap animation.
      Repetitive jokes that mostly revolve around Karla making things worse and Alvin screaming.
      Not much chemistry between characters (or even enough in the first place) for lots of fanart porn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which is ironic because usually ALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN is the one pissing someone off.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play with Choco Erufu Karla's healing feet.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heal my dick with your mouth, bitch.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck that noise
    ill let you die if you speak during my raids
    communication is for retards that dont know mechanics, and women.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you have friends?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        of course not

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "friends" only slow me down.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking chad, sick of all the wasted xivchud time because chuds need discord callouts

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heal now bitch

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna feel her gloves on my cock bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don’t you do handjob on Elf’s female penis?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him. But I would.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in the non-groomer games i play, medics don't need please, they just need the wounded to fucking stop moving around

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Half dead retard charging at enemies in blaze of glory
      >"Woooow, thank you very much gay. You best asset in our team medic. Reported for trolling"

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Whoever dies is gay."
    >Noone ever stands in the fire and positions themselves perfectly.
    Works everytime to make healing easier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if you let MT die? because that happened to me more than once, stupid healers

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're not a dick to your healers, are you Ganker?
    I intentionally keep them out of party to increase the fun factor.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT DRUGS
    NOW

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did everybody hate this anime? I thought it was funny enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is it different from the other 5 million in its genre?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for one it's not isekai

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          picked up, fuck isekais

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kono Healer, Mendokusai
      or
      Don't Hurt Me, My Healer!
      Alvin's going to die by a heart attack with how much Karla's pissing him off.
      [...]
      Cheap animation.
      Repetitive jokes that mostly revolve around Karla making things worse and Alvin screaming.
      Not much chemistry between characters (or even enough in the first place) for lots of fanart porn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Retards think it would be another generic quirky fantasy comedy, when its a comedy first with a fantasy afterthought.
      Then they somehow get confused and start shrieking about lack of plot or story progression and other nonsense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That first episode's comedy didn't resonate with me, but maybe I might try again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The first two episodes had bad pacing and put off a lot of people, only true Carla appreciators made it to ep.3 onward where things got better (especially ep.5 and 9)

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have to say please for you fuckers to do your job correctly?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This anime was fucking terrible. One of the least funny 'comedies' I've ever watched. Of course morons would start spamming it to try to make it a 'meme.'
    I wouldn't heal OP because he's a dumb fag.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >One of the least funny 'comedies' I've ever watched.
      What's the funniest comedy you ever watched

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In anime?
        Sekai Seifuku
        B Gata H Kei
        Mitsudomoe
        Baka Test
        KonoSuba

        roughly in that order

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Mitsudomoe
          Based

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The real based show on that list is B Gata H Kei aka the most underrated anime of all time. 10 years old, still looks great. Yamada and her premise is outrageous and it leads to genuinely hilarious situations. Also she’s super cute and the dvd release shows nipples.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            how did she go from fat e-bois to generic love comedy?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heal me or I will drop aggro and make us restart.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't raided in WoW for 11 years now, but thinking of this still makes me nauseous
      fuck MMOs

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the anime any good? the character designs seem pretty bland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a generic native isekai with unfunny jokes and cute girls

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >native isekai

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how is it Isekai? It's just a fantasy Anime without the "videogames are real" trope. No one is pulling out any HUDS or scanning stats.

          I think there was some promotional material calling it isekai

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how is it Isekai? It's just a fantasy Anime without the "videogames are real" trope. No one is pulling out any HUDS or scanning stats.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What you described is not isekai either.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it was genuinely awful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you find Karla cute and like a girl that can tease and is tsundere

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and like a girl that can tease and is tsundere
        only /LULZ/es don't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched all the episodes and I can recommend it for background noise while working or shitposting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright. Most of the jokes don't really land but the premise is fun enough.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Healers should be seen, not heard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *exception with slurping noises

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really dont get this. Why should people thank you for your only job you need to do? Do you constantly thank your DPS for killing mobs? Healers always seem to be the most powertripped retards in any games that have them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It depends. Because outside of "would you RP with me :3", the other portion of playerbase are absolute sociopaths or people who doing it because someone has to be this guy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people who doing it because someone has to be this guy.
        yup, my guild had only this kind of healers, they were cool dudes though, did it for the cause, sort of

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you constantly thank your DPS for killing mobs?
      If a dungeon run that usually takes 20 minutes finishes noticeably faster I will let the DPS know they did a good job.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heal moron

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Alvin to get one win in a fight. Just one. He gets shat on way too much. It ain't right, vros

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry I'm not a chud or "ally" that pays a monthly fee to play the product I bought. MMO's are cancer and you deserve this unique hell you've paid to experience. Meanwhile I'll continue playing RPGs where the healer heals me when I tell them to just as God intended.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Healer joins party
    >They are expected to do their job
    >They do what they are expected to
    No need for words. You don't thank the cashier for scanning the bar codes on your groceries, right? Same thing here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't thank the cashier for scanning the bar codes on your groceries, right?
      I do, actually. Thanking about everything is part of the local culture.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I do self-checkout.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the sissy healsuts??
    I swear they are really rare lately

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >download healslut game
    >no healslutting
    >barely any porn
    >instead it’s the author dumping his 5000 page grand epic fantasy and character drama on your ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      art is hard
      Text is easy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will now play your "game".

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I keep seeing it being recommended and getting updates and healslutting in a porn context sounded hot. Tried it out, gave up after walls of text and no progression, glad to see I'm not missing out on anything.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all he had to do was say please

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Instant healing in combat
    Lmfao.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when someone in an online game says 'dps' without saying the magic word

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It just doesn't work with DPSmorons, there's billions of you in every game while tanks and healers are way rarer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Classic WoW was hilarious. Everyone rolled a warrior and refused to tank.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, just like vanilla!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *rapes you*

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swear healers are the only people that get upset at people for expecting them for doing their role on a team

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to thank your healer by force feeding them your gamer gunk

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I watch Made in Abyss for free?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On TV. It airs first on AT-X though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's this magical site called torrenting where all episodes are free
      I binge watched all of season one a couple of days ago and plan to watch the movie later today for Bondad's childtastic adventure

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has WoW been replaced by something better yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >replaced
      yes
      >better
      no

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think she has boobs. Karla is super flat in the anime.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      chocolate tummy erotic ToT

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Carla is the cutest and best healer ever!

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are we still pretending tanks are rare in anything but games before 2005? If you can swap spec easily anyone can become a tank

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wish you would share what games you're talking about because there isn't much game discussion going on here.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Healsubs expect to be thanked just for doing their jobs
    You'll heal me till you love me you little whore

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When I play a healer, you don't have to "ask" for heals. You're getting healed, like it or not, unless it goes against your build.

    What is this notion for having to ask for heals?
    Your role is to buff / heal, that's it. You don't ask a tank to tank the damage or the DPS to deal damage, so what makes healer any different?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >unless it goes against your build
      Tough luck. Nobody's below 90% health in my party.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Enmity units with a dedicated healer in the team is conceptually ass backwards.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Only game I play online coop in is Warframe, and only with friends. I'm usually in charge of healing and DPS, and I'm usually the one pointing out to my friends that they're low on health, so they should stick closer by for some healing.

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My sister is my healer and she isn't a dummy, she always heals me without me having to say a thing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This kind of nepotism shouldn't be allowed.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Get your own sister, dummy

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