>when someone in an online game says 'heal' without saying the magic word
You're not a dick to your healers, are you Ganker?
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>when someone in an online game says 'heal' without saying the magic word
You're not a dick to your healers, are you Ganker?
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im a dick to everybody
also i wanna frick that elf
have a nice day.
>elf
Im gonna plump your boypussy so hard that you will never say another egoshit like that in your life, gay
If I have to ask you for healing it means you aren't doing your job.
If the tank isn't keeping mobs off you are you polite or do you b***h and moan like every other healer I've ever seen?
This. People like to make this out to be some sort of power struggle or whatever but the truth is that each role needs to do its job instead of thinking they're hot shit for playing a certain type of class.
It's because dungeon groups usually only have one healer/tank so they have the power to ruin it for others. You don't see people ego tripping like this in raids.
The people who have to ask for healing are the moron DPSs, the ones who picked the most braindead class and somehow still managed to frick it up and take a bunch of damage. The tank is healed no matter what, and whether the DPS should be healed at that point comes down to the healer's judgement. Often it's not really worth it.
thanks for the heals, b***h
Aaahn~
how come healers are always cute elf girls in anime and shit
this is so dumb
I know, right?
To be fair, she ain’t no healer. She’s a goddamn necromancer.
then what is this knight waiting to bash her stupid face in?
He’s literally weaker than her. Newbie knight vs leveled “healer” who can break trees with her fists
She cursed him so he can't get more than 10 meters away from her or else he die.
>She blessed him so he can't get more than 10 meters away from her or else he die*
Except that was just a lie.
Don't frick with necromancers. We will frick you up.
A weak living thrall that she resurrected that doesn't know he's dead.
why would someone go on to the internet and lie
Hi Carla
it aint me
Not in Redo of Healer
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
MEDIC
NEED A MEDIC
MEDIC
MEDIC
I'm an engineer
ayo can a brother get some lovin over here?
Fill my healthbar and I promise to fill your boyhole later you bawd
I miss the old aggro system because that meant I could shirk any samurai that didn't used aggro tools.
>ffxiv
trash game, this image isn't even true anymore, they killed any all aggro mechanics
don't speak to healers, that gives them power
just spam pings or spank them
i don't rely on healers and ask of them nothing.
and should they be absolutely necessary they should be competent enough to do the content thanklessly.
What else you want b***h
>playing heavy
>some anime avatar sub b***h playing medic
>degrade them and talk to them like shit
>bawd follows me around like a lost dog
alright b***h hit that fricking uber. daddies going in deep
>autistic moron thinks he's badass because a medic does what a medic is supposed to do
Embarrassing
would a healer heal your dick during sex
I'd let someone with a mouth like that heal any part of me
Why are japanese knife ears so useless?
Why did she flop?
No one understands manzai comedy.
>manzai comedy isnt funny
Ftfy
I don't like asking for anything so I just spam sprint and pull all the mobs while jumping and wait for my healer to heal me or I die, we wipe and I'll do it again
This usually works, sometimes I'll need to repeat it like 9 or 10 times and then my healer just gives up and heals me but most just heal me through my antics which I like
Based. Tanks are the leaders. Healers need to learn their place.
This. Either they pick their shit up, they abandon or someone else starts a votekick to replace him.
Anime name?
Kono Healer, Mendokusai
or
Don't Hurt Me, My Healer!
Alvin's going to die by a heart attack with how much Karla's pissing him off.
Cheap animation.
Repetitive jokes that mostly revolve around Karla making things worse and Alvin screaming.
Not much chemistry between characters (or even enough in the first place) for lots of fanart porn
Which is ironic because usually ALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN is the one pissing someone off.
I want to play with Choco Erufu Karla's healing feet.
Heal my dick with your mouth, b***h.
frick that noise
ill let you die if you speak during my raids
communication is for morons that dont know mechanics, and women.
do you have friends?
of course not
"friends" only slow me down.
Fricking chad, sick of all the wasted xivtroon time because troons need discord callouts
heal now b***h
I just wanna feel her gloves on my wiener bros.
Why don’t you do handjob on Elf’s female penis?
Not him. But I would.
in the non-groomer games i play, medics don't need please, they just need the wounded to fricking stop moving around
>Half dead moron charging at enemies in blaze of glory
>"Woooow, thank you very much homosexual. You best asset in our team medic. Reported for trolling"
>"Whoever dies is gay."
>Noone ever stands in the fire and positions themselves perfectly.
Works everytime to make healing easier
what if you let MT die? because that happened to me more than once, stupid healers
>You're not a dick to your healers, are you Ganker?
I intentionally keep them out of party to increase the fun factor.
I WANT DRUGS
NOW
why did everybody hate this anime? I thought it was funny enough
How is it different from the other 5 million in its genre?
for one it's not isekai
picked up, frick isekais
morons think it would be another generic quirky fantasy comedy, when its a comedy first with a fantasy afterthought.
Then they somehow get confused and start shrieking about lack of plot or story progression and other nonsense.
That first episode's comedy didn't resonate with me, but maybe I might try again.
The first two episodes had bad pacing and put off a lot of people, only true Carla appreciators made it to ep.3 onward where things got better (especially ep.5 and 9)
I have to say please for you frickers to do your job correctly?
This anime was fricking terrible. One of the least funny 'comedies' I've ever watched. Of course morons would start spamming it to try to make it a 'meme.'
I wouldn't heal OP because he's a dumb gay.
>One of the least funny 'comedies' I've ever watched.
What's the funniest comedy you ever watched
In anime?
Sekai Seifuku
B Gata H Kei
Mitsudomoe
Baka Test
KonoSuba
roughly in that order
>Mitsudomoe
Based
The real based show on that list is B Gata H Kei aka the most underrated anime of all time. 10 years old, still looks great. Yamada and her premise is outrageous and it leads to genuinely hilarious situations. Also she’s super cute and the dvd release shows nipples.
how did she go from fat e-girls to generic love comedy?
Heal me or I will drop aggro and make us restart.
I haven't raided in WoW for 11 years now, but thinking of this still makes me nauseous
frick MMOs
is the anime any good? the character designs seem pretty bland
its a generic native isekai with unfunny jokes and cute girls
>native isekai
I think there was some promotional material calling it isekai
No
how is it Isekai? It's just a fantasy Anime without the "videogames are real" trope. No one is pulling out any HUDS or scanning stats.
What you described is not isekai either.
No, it was genuinely awful.
Only if you find Karla cute and like a girl that can tease and is tsundere
>and like a girl that can tease and is tsundere
only /LULZ/es don't
I watched all the episodes and I can recommend it for background noise while working or shitposting
It's alright. Most of the jokes don't really land but the premise is fun enough.
Healers should be seen, not heard
*exception with slurping noises
I really dont get this. Why should people thank you for your only job you need to do? Do you constantly thank your DPS for killing mobs? Healers always seem to be the most powertripped morons in any games that have them
It depends. Because outside of "would you RP with me :3", the other portion of playerbase are absolute sociopaths or people who doing it because someone has to be this guy.
>people who doing it because someone has to be this guy.
yup, my guild had only this kind of healers, they were cool dudes though, did it for the cause, sort of
>Do you constantly thank your DPS for killing mobs?
If a dungeon run that usually takes 20 minutes finishes noticeably faster I will let the DPS know they did a good job.
Heal Black person
I just want Alvin to get one win in a fight. Just one. He gets shat on way too much. It ain't right, vros
Sorry I'm not a troony or "ally" that pays a monthly fee to play the product I bought. MMO's are cancer and you deserve this unique hell you've paid to experience. Meanwhile I'll continue playing RPGs where the healer heals me when I tell them to just as God intended.
>Healer joins party
>They are expected to do their job
>They do what they are expected to
No need for words. You don't thank the cashier for scanning the bar codes on your groceries, right? Same thing here.
>You don't thank the cashier for scanning the bar codes on your groceries, right?
I do, actually. Thanking about everything is part of the local culture.
I do self-checkout.
Where are the sissy healsuts??
I swear they are really rare lately
>download healbawd game
>no healbawdting
>barely any porn
>instead it’s the author dumping his 5000 page grand epic fantasy and character drama on your ass
art is hard
Text is easy
I will now play your "game".
I keep seeing it being recommended and getting updates and healbawdting in a porn context sounded hot. Tried it out, gave up after walls of text and no progression, glad to see I'm not missing out on anything.
all he had to do was say please
>Instant healing in combat
Lmfao.
>when someone in an online game says 'dps' without saying the magic word
It just doesn't work with DPSBlack folk, there's billions of you in every game while tanks and healers are way rarer
Classic WoW was hilarious. Everyone rolled a warrior and refused to tank.
Wow, just like vanilla!
*rapes you*
I swear healers are the only people that get upset at people for expecting them for doing their role on a team
Reminder to thank your healer by force feeding them your gamer gunk
Where can I watch Made in Abyss for free?
On TV. It airs first on AT-X though.
there's this magical site called torrenting where all episodes are free
I binge watched all of season one a couple of days ago and plan to watch the movie later today for Bondad's childtastic adventure
Has WoW been replaced by something better yet?
>replaced
yes
>better
no
I don't think she has boobs. Karla is super flat in the anime.
chocolate tummy erotic ToT
Carla is the cutest and best healer ever!
Are we still pretending tanks are rare in anything but games before 2005? If you can swap spec easily anyone can become a tank
I wish you would share what games you're talking about because there isn't much game discussion going on here.
>Healsubs expect to be thanked just for doing their jobs
You'll heal me till you love me you little prostitute
When I play a healer, you don't have to "ask" for heals. You're getting healed, like it or not, unless it goes against your build.
What is this notion for having to ask for heals?
Your role is to buff / heal, that's it. You don't ask a tank to tank the damage or the DPS to deal damage, so what makes healer any different?
>unless it goes against your build
Tough luck. Nobody's below 90% health in my party.
Enmity units with a dedicated healer in the team is conceptually ass backwards.
Only game I play online coop in is Warframe, and only with friends. I'm usually in charge of healing and DPS, and I'm usually the one pointing out to my friends that they're low on health, so they should stick closer by for some healing.
My sister is my healer and she isn't a dummy, she always heals me without me having to say a thing
This kind of nepotism shouldn't be allowed.
Get your own sister, dummy