Why did old?

Why did old Ganker like it so much?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a game about punching people and dragon kicking shitters into the milky way.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They still do anon, just don't like zoomers discovering it

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    like you zoomers say in nu-moron speak
    it be a goofy ahh game that goes hard fr fr on god no cap

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they had ps2s

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i own it on playstation 3

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played this again in my 30s and goddamn this game really fucks your fingers up after a few hours

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what was with the early to mid 2000s and button mashing

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because i bought it and told anons it was fun

    that's right, it was me all along

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was trying to buy God of War 2, but they wouldn't sell it to me because I was 16 or 17.
      Bought God Hand instead, lucky me, it's the better game.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit, why would they refuse GoW but let you have Godhand?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          God of War is Pegi-18, God Hand is Pegi-16.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          GoW2 outright had a sex QTE

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          GOW has blood and sex scenes, and still not as good as God Hand

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's flawed but it does have a good (and very unique) combat system

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you don't get why
    you'll never get it because you're a mindless child who cannot understand that lasts more than a week

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because
    >YOU can PUNCH people in the FACE!

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because literally nobody else did so gotta ride that contrarian wave.
    Unless you're talking really old v, old-ish v is exactly the same as modern v except a tiny bit less underaged and not completely mindbroken by trannies and twitter drama
    Oh and also Sseth made a video about it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker wouldn’t shut the fuck up about this game way before Sseth’s video

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun game. Hot girl.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you got that right

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fun game

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody actually likes this game but everyone loves to larp how hardcore it is
    basically just like arena shooters

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      True.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stalker, EYE and God Hand are unironically fun. W101 is garbo though, no matter how much that Irish gay pushes it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stalker games are really fucking good and no I haven't played it modded yet, also Metro trilogy rocked too bite me!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know, I fully admit I tried to play STALKER again a few years ago and couldn't get into it anymore. The atmosphere still holds up but the gunplay is too clunky.
        On the other hand, God Hand and W101 are legit fun.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        loved stalker, god hand and eye, maybe I should try the first game on this list too.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a very fun game with pretty unique combat. You should give it a shot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got W101 for free when Club Nintendo shut down, had no expectations other than hearing some anons on Ganker liked it, was blown away by how good it overall was. But fuck the shmup sections, one or two would be fine but not every fucking level

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        stalker is incredibly easy to get into

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got memed into playing it by Ganker having no idea what it was and not really knowing Capcom besides Classic Mega Man and MvC2, and I loved it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody actually likes this game but everyone loves to larp how hardcore it is
      speak for yourself moron i like it, it has nothing to do with difficulty, it's just a funny game that makes me laugh, it's like an old B-movie by tarantino or something

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won't speak for anyone else on Ganker, but I liked dodging the barrage of punches with forward dodge, side stepping at the last moment with side dodge, and making neat combos with all my different punches. It's neat how the difficulty increases (or decreases if you mess up) with how well you do, unleashing the god hand feels amazing, roulette moves are awesome, it's got some really campy but charming humour. The combat is just so satisfying and weighty

    But none of that really matters. You can say literally ANYTHING in defence of the game, and some retard will slither out of the woodwork to screech about how you're lying and you're just contrarian. There was one spastic in particular who would demand video / picture evidence of you playing the game in every god hand thread or else he claimed you were lying lol

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can literally beat up fags, dukes, midgets, little weird green grabby guys, AND, demons. Plus the music rocks. Game is great at it’s most difficult setting, although you can take advantage of some OP moves. Plus you have a casino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love beating up dukes, you've sold me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dykes*

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    old Ganker were snoys

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tried playing it
    >got stuck in the first boss
    >ps2 softmod broke so I can’t play it again

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old Ganker were tryhard chuds that hated things like storytelling and cinematography
    Games like God Hand that were designed without accessibility in mind would not work today and I am confident in saying that modern Ganker would not like it either

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